Why care? Director Hu always writes wrong words, pronounces the wrong pronunciation, and makes lots of jokes, but he never learns humbly.
Once, when his unit held a commendation meeting, he pronounced Feng Jianguo as Ma Jianguo, which caused a roar of laughter. He probably mispronounced something again.
The secretary reminded: "There are two more points!" Director Hu wanted to correct him, but he was afraid of losing face, so he said with a straight face: "Don't laugh, everyone, it doesn't matter if you are missing two points! We are all revolutionary comrades, why bother?
Do you care about these two points? "The teacher once asked Xiao Ming what 1 plus 1 equals, and Xiao Ming said he didn't know.
After returning home, Xiao Ming went to ask his mother, who was playing mahjong and said: "Two cannon barrels." He asked his father, who was reading the newspaper and said: "Chairman Mao." He went to ask his brother, who was playing a game and said: "It's so cool!
"Go and ask your sister. She called her boyfriend and said, "I'll be here soon, dear." The next day, the teacher asked Xiao Ming how much 1 plus 1 equals. Xiao Ming said, "Two cannon barrels."
Who taught you!" "Chairman Mao." Slap him.
"It feels so good!" "Come to my office later!" "Dear, I'll be there later." How funny!
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Melon: Fable: Sun Melon A long time ago, there was an old man named Sun who lived in Sun Mountain with beautiful mountains and clear waters, and grew sun melons all year round.
The old man is upright, peaceful and compassionate. He is warm and kind to everyone, even the beggars.
A pair of poor brothers lived under the Sun Mountain and lived a life of hardship.
Often hungry.
The brothers heard that Old Man Sun on Sun Mountain was loyal, kind and pitiful to the poor, so the brothers were ready to seek refuge with Old Man Sun.
So the two brothers traveled over mountains and rivers, working tirelessly for many days, and finally reached Sun Mountain.
The brothers explained their intention, and the old man was filled with joy. He agreed to the plan and arranged work on Sun Mountain for them to do.
Old Man Sun said: "The sun melon on Sun Mountain is a divine melon. It has to be planted for seven, seven and forty-nine years. It needs water and blood to water it. We carry water from the clear spring at the foot of the mountain. One load of water contains two drops of blood, and two drops of blood are placed in two buckets of water.
Li Heyun, when the melons are ripe in forty-nine years, each person will have a melon, and as long as they work hard, they will bring you happiness, so go ahead and do your work." After that, Old Man Sun went to do his work.
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The two brothers each picked up a load of barrels and went to carry water with the others.
At first, the boss picked up a bucket of water like everyone else, bit his middle finger, and put a drop of blood in each bucket. Later, the boss thought: How can I not die from exhaustion while dripping blood and carrying water?
The boss thought of a way to load the water first, dump some on the way, and then get some red soil from the hillside to use as blood and mix it in the water. This saves effort and blood.
And he also said behind his back that others were lazy and didn't work hard, so he asked Old Man Sun to give him a big piece of melon no matter how hard he worked.
Old Man Sun just said with a smile: "Young man, if you work hard, you will definitely be happy." As for the second child, when I went to the melon field, I saw that this sun melon has been growing for many years, with a total of seven, seven, forty-nine.
Gua, it turns out that there are forty-seven people in ***, including his two brothers, there are exactly forty-nine people, one for each person.
While he was working, he thought: I have been working for many years, and how hard I have worked, but I am getting nothing. I am really embarrassed.
The more the second child thought about it, the more he blushed, and secretly made up his mind. If others picked up one load, he would pick up two loads. Others would add two drops of blood, while he would add four drops of blood. He would get up before others got up, and he would put on his clothes after others fell asleep.
I secretly pick a few more loads of good clothes than others.
Only in this way can he feel worthy of the sunmelon and feel at ease.
Forty-nine years have passed in the blink of an eye, and the yellow and golden sun melons are ripe, some are big and some are small, some are ripe and some are raw.
One day, Old Man Sun called everyone to the sun melon and said: "Everyone has worked hard for forty-nine years and put in the hard work, and we will get results. The melons may be big or small. You can each go find your master."
When it was over, the sun melons were rolling rapidly all over the ground.
The boss thought to himself: That big melon is coming to me soon.
However, I watched eagerly as the biggest melon slowly rolled to the second child, while the smallest melon came to the eldest child.
At this time, I only heard Old Man Sun say: "You just need to say something to the sun melon and it will be delivered to you." Wang Po sells melons. Wang Po moved from the countryside to the city. Forced to make a living, she found a piece of melon.
She and her husband Wang Mazi started a watermelon business.
At that time, women rarely appeared in public, and those who went to the streets to do business were even rarer.
When Wang Po dressed up in all her glory, she quickly attracted a large number of curious people. Coupled with her sharp teeth, she exaggerated the publicity effect of her melons, and they were quickly sold out.
After tasting the sweetness, Mrs. Wang quickly sold a batch of watermelons from the countryside, hoping to make more money.
Unexpectedly, because the watermelon she sold earlier had a far different taste than what she said, the market went bad. People who bought the melons spread the word to others, and they all said that the woman selling melons on the street was good at what she said.
, but the melons she sold were not very good, and she also tampered with the scales, so no one came to buy her watermelons anymore.
Soon, all the unsold melons rotted away.
False advertising will not last long.
Wang Po sells melons and boasts about herself, which can be said to have set a precedent for false advertising.
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Also: The old rooster and the old hen went on a long journey. After walking for a long time, they were exhausted. The old hen suddenly collapsed on the ground and cried loudly: "嘤嘤嘤, 嘤嘤嘤..." The old rooster slapped him and became angry.
He scolded: "You are so old, you are so cute selling your sister!" The old hen covered her face and looked into the sky and continued to cry: "Eagle, Eagle, Eagle...Eagle..." Old Rooster, Old Hen, died.