Zhu Bajie’s Inaugural Speech

Dear leaders, dear colleagues, I, Zhu Bajie, sincerely thank you all for taking the time out of your busy schedule to come and attend my “cleansing ceremony” The inauguration ceremony of "Director of the Altar Messenger Office" and "Member of Heavenly Food Committee" and "Director of External Communication Committee" and "Technical Director of the First Food Expo" and "Chairman of Heavenly Leisure Club".

Attending the meeting were our senior leaders, His Excellency the Jade Emperor, Chief CEO of Tianting; Tathagata Buddha, the permanent honorary chairman of the Board of Directors of Xitian; Ms. Guanyin, a high-ranking official and spokesperson for Mount Putuo, a famous tourist destination; and Mr. Tang Sanzang, my old boss, old superior, director of the Heavenly Kingdom Committee, and first vice-chairman of the Xitian Board of Directors; as well as some of my old friends from the past, Old acquaintances, such as Secretary of the Heavenly Court Discipline and Law Commission, Tota King Li Jing, etc. Here again I would like to warmly welcome all distinguished guests.

Time flies like lightning, and years fly by. I, Zhu Bajie, have grown from a soldier to Marshal Tianpeng, and then from Marshal Tianpeng to a commoner in Gaolaozhuang, and then to a member of the Xitian Buddhist Scripture Learning Association, and to this day, too. It can be said that it has been full of ups and downs, great joys and sorrows, and many twists and turns! During this period, I, an old pig, also suffered hardships and grievances. On my way to Xitian to seek Buddhist scriptures, I was often scolded and ostracized by a colleague named Sun. However, I, an old pig, got through it, and then, with the support of leaders and colleagues, I With help, we are where we are today. In order to live up to the love and trust of the leadership, I decided to promote all kinds of elites and talents regardless of their origins and in an eclectic way.

For example, Ms. Chang'e who lived in the cold palace for a long time and suffered from loneliness, I, the old pig, specially invited her to be my chief secretary and business manager of the external communication committee to prevent her from burying her youth and facing the mirror every day. Sing "Too Wrongful". Another example is the spider spirit and the white-bone lady. Although they have a bad background and have indeed made some mistakes in the past, they cannot beat people to death with a stick. They still have to be given the opportunity to correct their mistakes and make meritorious deeds. I, Lao Zhu, decided to make full use of their knowledge and expertise, and appointed Ms. Spider Jing as the full-time manager of the meat counter at the First Food Expo, and also as the director's personal secretary. Ms. Bai Gujing has been appointed as the standing director of the Purchasing Department of the Jingtan Messenger Office in Huaguoshan. I believe that they will do their best and shine, and will not let me down.

At the same time, I, the old pig, will resolutely put an end to nepotism and association. For example, my old colleague and subordinate, Comrade Sha Seng Wujing, who is now a Grade C employee of the Fitness Gilded Crafts Association, despite his repeated requests, hopes to be transferred to the Supervision Branch under the External Communication Committee. But I, an old pig, thought about it over and over again, and combined with Comrade Sha Seng’s daily performance, language expression, personal affinity and practical communication skills, I felt that this position was still not suitable for him. Another example is another old colleague of mine, Lao Zhu, who is also a member of the former Xitian Jingqing Association. The former driver of our director and chairman of Tang Sanzang, Bai Longma, Comrade Xiaobai, has repeatedly proposed that he hopes to serve as the material storage and transportation office for our Jingtan Envoy. The business accountant, I, the old pig, refused without hesitation. This has also been carefully considered. Comrade Xiaobai's determination and perseverance in work are still there. However, when I learned from the experience in the past, I saw that Xiaobai rarely spoke in other aspects except business. He always felt too aloof and deliberately kept a distance from others; on the other hand, Mr. Gao Ms. Gao Cuilian from the village is in her prime, pure and clear, can understand languages ??like a flower, and is diligent and knowledgeable. According to me, it is quite suitable to hold these two important positions.

When you make changes, you will definitely encounter resistance. If you make bold appointments, there will definitely be rumors. I am an old pig who is not afraid of slanting shadows. I have a breeze on my sleeves and a whole body of righteousness. Yes, I am a pig, but a smart pig; a loyal pig; a motivated pig; a pig that knows how to communicate; a pig that is not afraid of failure, slander, exclusion, and blow for its own ideals and goals. , a pig of revenge and sacrifice; a pig that knows its goal and never gives up.

Sorry, I am a little too excited, because standing here, I seem to see a bright future. I dare to pat my chest and guarantee that everyone present is qualified. You can eat delicacies from all over the world every day and appreciate beauties from all over the world. Everyone can get what they want, and all have six-star treatment in food, clothing, housing and transportation.

In view of time constraints, I will simply say this. Words can never replace actions. The fastest actions are the most powerful. bring it on! Your Excellency the Jade Emperor; come on! Chairman Tathagata; come on! Lady Guanyin! bring it on! Master Sanzang! bring it on! Secretary Li Jing! Please come to the Paradise Leisure Club as a guest. I, an old pig, will do my best to serve as a landlord. The rest of you, due to time constraints, will not accompany you one by one. In order to implement self-discipline and be cautious, and to maintain integrity, please go home as soon as possible and eat in different places.

Director of the Jingtan Messenger Office

Standing Member of the Heavenly Food Committee

Executive Director of the External Communication Committee

Technical Director of the First Beauty Expo< /p>

Chairman of Tianguo Leisure Club

Zhu Bajie (Wuneng)