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A few days ago, the unit asked me to write a sketch script. I thought hard for a few days and one day I woke up. Suddenly, I thought of such an idea, an idea of combining the internet, the Olympics and martial arts. So I get up in the morning to have a drink. I was afraid that I would lose my idea, so I wrote it down in one breath. I think this is a good combination. Everyone teaches me! If you reprint it, you must say that it was accidentally made! I've been counting on this all my life. I am proud of it:)
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Legend of Wulin-Netcom Olympic Edition
(Author: Broken Dream Knife Blog: e-wan.blog.sohu.com)
Guide: Tongfu Inn, which is designated as the Olympic Hotel, is very happy to make money, but worried about the insufficient service conditions. Yan Xiaoliu, as the community manager of Netcom, introduced the business at home, which solved the worries of Tong shopkeeper. Mo Xiaobei took advantage of this opportunity to fulfill his wish. . . . . .
Characters:
Yan Xiaoliu: Netcom community manager, serious and stubborn.
Tong Xiangyu: The innkeeper is stingy and loves money. He has a good impression of Bai Zhantang.
Bai Zhantang: Inn attendant, confident and handsome, like Tong Xiangyu.
Guo Furong: The handyman in the inn is arrogant and lovely, and he has a good impression of Lv Xiucai.
Li Dazui: Inn cook, loves to take advantage of petty advantages, loves to eat, is fat and narrow-minded, and her dream lover is Whelan.
Lv Xiucai: Inn cashier, love reading, love to show off knowledge, narrow-minded, like Guo Furong.
Mo Xiaobei: Tong Xiangyu's sister-in-law, who doesn't like to do homework, likes to eat Sugar-Coated Berry. She is naughty and lovely.
Stage: three tables, three benches, several teapots and bowls, and a counter.
Props: notebook (swallow), broom (Guo), vegetable basket (Li), rag (white), fan (child)
★ Start-㊣
Inside Tongfu Inn: Xiao Guo is sweeping the floor, the scholar is settling accounts at the counter, Li Dazui walks through the hall with a basket, and Bai Zhantang is cleaning the table.
Child (walking on the stage, all smiles): Exhibition hall, open the door, receive guests and start business ~ ~ ~
Bai: It's already opened. I am waiting for you. The food is cold.
Tong (all smiles): Hey, clean this up, Zhan Tang, it's being wiped here, big mouth ~ ~ ~, clean the stove.
Bai: Hey, boss, what's wrong today? What occasion?
Guo (grumpily): Probably a lottery ticket. If it had nothing to do with money, she wouldn't do it.
Lu (summer-planting): No, I heard that she went shopping yesterday and dropped a silver or two on her foot. She picked it up and jumped back with one leg.
Guo (winking): Why? . . Why a leg?
Lu: I twisted my ankle and played all night.
Tong (face falls, walks to the table and sits down slowly): Am I that kind of person? If I were that kind of person, I wouldn't get married. If I hadn't married, my husband wouldn't have died. If my husband hadn't died, I wouldn't be in such a sad situation. If I hadn't fallen into such a sad situation, I wouldn't be like this today. . . . . . (sad)
When the scholar saw it, Guo's appearance was sympathetic.
Guo (impatiently): OK, OK, it's always like this. Come on, do you have any new news?
Tong (suddenly stands up, happy) Anything else? Once again (yes)! ! !
Everybody gather around and listen.
Tong: There is good news and bad news. Which one should I listen to first?
Lu (smirking, striking the table): OK! ! !
Tong: The Olympic Games will be held here, and our store has been designated as an Olympic cooperative hotel by Loudi City. In the future, Beckham's Tomb, Jordan, Adidas and Nike will all stay here!
Bai: What are you doing here?
Tong (): In short, red, yellow and green hair areas will come, and then (as some money), dollars, francs, Thai baht and Indonesian rupiah. . . . . Ha ha ha ha ha. . . . .
(Everyone feels creepy.)
Tong: Here comes our idol!
Everyone: Who?
Tong: Liu Xiang! ! !
(white eyes)
Guo (winking at the scholar): Who is Liu Xiang?
Lu (gesticulating): The kind that runs fast. There are many long benches in the middle, jumping and running.
Guo: How can so many benches run fast?
Lu: It's good to be light! ! I was so proud that I suddenly saw a loss and bowed my head. )
Li: What's the bad news?
Tong (with a sad face): Luzhi County wants us to improve our service level and provide customers with a first-class accommodation environment from hardware to software. To keep abreast of the Olympic information, release the news quickly! (I want to cry) Our store is at least ten miles away from Shilipu venue, and it takes a day to write a letter. Starting from the water sports of Xiliang River, it takes two hours to get there by carriage, and you need to know the Olympic information in real time. How can it be so fast (on the table)?
Everyone is at a loss.
Lou: Hey, I heard that there are some nets now, and there are other P's and V's. . . You can know things in the distance quickly.
Yan (walks in from the outside): Internet!
Tong (looking up at the scholar): I don't fish. What's the use of fishing?
Everyone looked back: Hey, here comes the head catcher! !
Yan (reaching out): Don't call me Yan Shoutou, I've switched to Netcom.
Bai: What is Netcom?
Yan (sitting down to drink water): It's a telecom operation company.
Li: A company that buys snacks?
Yan (waving): Say you don't understand either. In short, don't call me Yan catcher in the future.
Bai: What's its name?
Yan: I (pointing my thumb at myself, very awesome) am now the community manager of Netcom, responsible for the communication service in Qixia Town, so please call me "Yan Jing" from now on!
Li (laughing): Oh, my God, Yanjing and Yanjing, do you drink refreshing drinks or dry beer?
Yan: Fuck!
Everyone laughed.
Yan (suddenly realizing, standing up): What is refreshing dry beer? It's beer, right?
Li: Isn't your name Yanjing? I'm still from Qingdao!
Lu: I am the "blue ribbon"
Guo: I am Snowflake.
Yan: What's wrong? Ok, let's call it all, called "Manager Yan"!
Tong (apologizing and helping Yan sit down): Yanjing. . . oh . Manager Yan! What are you doing here?
Yan (bull-shaped): I heard it. . . Have you become the designated hotel for the Olympic Games?
Tong (nodding, frowning): I'm worried sick. I still need many conditions.
Yan: I'm worried. Aren't I here to help you?
Everyone (contemptuous): How?
Yan: I am now the community manager of Netcom. Our company has many businesses that can improve the service level of your hotel hardware and software.
Tong (holding Yan's hand): Tell me, tell me, in the water!
(Guo is busy smiling at the water)
Yan: In view of your difficulties in understanding sports events, we have launched IPTV.
Lu: Yes! What did I say, p, v!
Guo: Go! !
Yan: You can watch whatever you want.
Tong: What's the difference between this and the "TV" mentioned by the previous scholar?
Yan: Of course there is a difference! He plays TV and IPTV.
Li: Can I meet Whelan?
Yan: Yes!
Li (excited): Oh, my God, that's great!
Tong: Can you see Liu Xiang?
Yan: Yes! You can also learn about athletes from all over the world at any time.
Tong: Great! I want to see what constellation Liu Xiang is! (fantasizing, intoxicated)
Bai (glaring, kneeling on the table and asking): Have you seen Guo Jingjing?
Yan: Yes!
Bai: Great! Oh, my God, that dress, that move! (to everyone)
Child (a white face): How much is this?
Yan: Twenty taels a month.
Child (surprised and contemptuous): Twenty taels? ! ! Kill me (get up and leave)
Li: manned! I beg you, I haven't seen Whelan since I recovered. . . .
Tong: No!
Li: Sister! . . . . Auntie! (Want to kneel down)
Tong (busy helping): OK, OK! Am I that old? (To Yan) Is there anything else for Manager Yan? (Go back and sit down)
Yan: You can go to ADSL.
Everyone stared: what is death and what is love?
Yan: It's broadband.
Lu: What does it have to do with the "blue ribbon"?
Yan: What blue ribbon? It surfs the internet.
Tong (motioning with his hand): I know, this is a fishing place.
Yan: Wow ~ ~ ~, what fish, what fish?
Child: Hairy fish, or broadband land.
Yan: What are you talking about? Don't talk nonsense if you don't understand. Did I mention that?
Guo: Net!
Yan: Yes, a fishing net!
Tong (talking to everyone later): I'm right!
Yan: oh ~ ~ ~ what, I confused you ... it's the internet!
Tong (unintelligible): Oh. . . Yinde.com。 . .
Yan: You can publish information quickly, find information quickly and shop online.
Guo (Jump, Le): Can we still go shopping? !
Yan: Yes! Look! (Take out the notebook, open it, and demonstrate it online)
Tong: What's this?
Lu: The legendary magic mirror can see many things.
Tong (unintelligible): Oh. . . . What is he doing?
Yan: surf the internet.
Tong: Where is the net? (Look under the notebook under the desk)
Yan: Wireless!
Lu: Stop looking and take something far away!
Child: Yes. . oh . . .
Guo (jumping over): Can I buy rouge and jewelry here? ]
Yan (proudly): Of course. (Guo excited)
Lu: Can I buy books?
Yan: Yes, there is a discount.
Lu (striking the table excitedly): Great!
Bei: Can I buy candied haws?
Yan (proudly): Yes, you can have as many as you want!
Bei (jumping up and patting Guo): Yes!
Everyone was excited, hugging and shaking hands.
Bei (grabs the computer): I'll try, I'll try!
Tong (cold face): You get excited when it comes to spending money. How much do you earn a month?
Everyone lost first, then glared, and they all protested to the children with their fists: pay rise, pay rise!
Child (panic): OK, OK, go up, go up. (Smiling) Xiao Liu! Besides, what are the benefits?
Yan: Yes! You post information about your store online, and then, what Beckham's Tomb, Jordan, Adidas, Nike. . . What red hair land, yellow hair land, green hair land. . . They all came to live here.
Tong (): Really? ! ! !
Yan: What dollars, francs, Thai baht and Indonesian rupiah were there? . . (earn some money)
Tong (exultation): Hahahaha! ! ! ! ! All right! All right! Very good! Then I will use it!
Everyone was excited, hugging and high-fiving.
Yan: Good! We have a series of hotel solutions, and if you use them all, there will be a discount.
Tong: Is there a discount? ! Great! Mouth, quickly prepare dinner for Yan Jing. .
Li (happy): Hey!
Tong: Tonight, Yan Jing. . . . Manager Yan eats here.
Yan: No, I haven't (packed my notebook).
Bai: Don't answer it. . .
Yan (to everyone): I have to find the cashier. They are the banks of Olympic partners. Two days ago, they invited me to introduce the business of Netcom. I'm leaving. You are very busy. (going out)
Tong: Slow down, don't send it!
Xiao Tong returned to Taichung and told the audience: It's true, the Olympic Games came to our hotel.
Bai: Netcom serves my family.
Lou: It's very thoughtful of you to introduce me warmly.
Bei: If you want to eat Sugar-Coated Berry, reach out! ! !
(Tong glared at Bei, and someone was carrying a big cardboard box at the door) Is this Tongfu Inn?
Tong (puzzled): Yes, you are. . .
Man: You booked Sugar-Coated Berry online. Here is the bill. 320 yuan in all!
Tong: God of Russia! (faint, everyone help, end)
Characters: narrator (male), salesman (male), father (female), Maggie (male), Alice (female), candy (female), policeman (male).
Preparation: school scenery, candy table and related materials, supplier's family scenery
Scene 1 (at the salesman's house)
N: In a dark and dirty house, there lived a small and dirty salesman. He always makes unhealthy candy and sells it to students. He has a lot of money now But how does he make candy? Oh, Xu ... Here he comes!
Hello, do you know me? No? Oh, let me tell you something. I am a famous candy salesman at the school gate. My candy is very popular. I don't know why. Stupid students always come here. I will be the boss soon! Candy, money, candy, money …
Oh dear! Now it's time to make candy. (see table)
First, put the flour on the table.
Then, water, sugar and flour. (Speaking and doing)
Now press, press ...
Oh, my dirty hands! It doesn't matter! Do it! (looking casually)
News, news ...
Oh, my God! Never mind! Do it!
Press, press, the children won't know, it doesn't matter, hehehe ...
Now let me cut it into pieces!
One, two, three, four, five (with a dirty kitchen knife)
Wow, everything is ready!
Candy came out (dancing). After dancing, I said sadly: Oh, I am so dirty and ugly! what can I do? The students will eat me! They'll get sick! Woo hoo ...
Hmm ... It looks dirty. Let me give you a beautiful coat! (Put on) Wow! It's so beautiful now! Haha ...
Oh, no! Do not sell me! I'm dirty! (Dragging candy off the stage)
Scene 2 (at the school gate)
N: The next day, when the class was over, all the students came out happily, and the salesman walked to the school gate like us. Maggie and Alice run out of the school gate happily and see the vendor.
(The peddler comes up with candy and shouts): Candy! Candy! Sweet candy! ……
Oh, Alice! Look! Candy!
A: Yes! I think they are delicious!
Let's ask him.
A: OK!
C: Don't buy me! (Very anxious)
M&A: Why?
C: I'm dirty!
No, you look great!
What can I do? (Facing the audience) Woo-hoo ... (The vendor pulls her behind)
Candy! Candy! (Seduce two girls)
M&A: How much is it?
Do you have money with you? (contemptuous)
M & money? (looking at each other)
Oh, I have no money! (extremely frustrated)
Me too.
No money? I'm terribly sorry. (Shouted open, over)
What can we do now?
Let's ask dad for money.
M: But how do you ask?
A: How? ... oh, I see, let's make him happy, and he will give us money.
M: Good idea! (All over)
Scene 3: (at Maggie's house)
N: The children must go home and ask their father for some money. They know that their father is good at playing guitar, so they will do some smart things. (Dad reads the newspaper)
Dad, dad, shall we sing a song? At the same time, Alice goes to get the guitar and is going to take it to her father. )
Play the guitar for us!
M: We know you play well!
(Dad looks at the child in surprise)
Oh? How nice the weather is today!
M& Please, Dad! (pleading)
D:OKOK！ Let's.
D: Which song do you like? What about edelweiss?
M&A: Of course!
(Start playing. In the first paragraph, the children danced to the rhythm. In the second paragraph, the children began to whisper "You go first". Dad doesn't play the piano anymore. )
D: what's the matter
Dad, we have no money!
A: Can we have some?
I think you already have a lot of pocket money. You don't need any more.
M:I want to buy some sweets at the school gate.
They look so sweet and beautiful!
M: Other students always buy it!
But ... you can't! They are very unhealthy. Please go home ... (ignore it, turn around and read the newspaper, and the child goes back to his room)
What should we do now?
Let me see ... Well, I see! (whispering in Maggie's ear)
Oh, you are so clever! Let's leave now. (Back to Dad)
Dad, I want a new eraser!
I want a longer ruler!
M & Dad, please!
D: Everything is very expensive now. We must save money!
M: But Dad, my eraser is too small now! (Take out the broken rubber and show it to Dad)
My ruler is broken. (takes out the broken ruler)
All right, kids. I believe you this time. Don't buy food at the school gate. Unhealthy! Do you know that?/You know what?
M&, sir!
D: here you are! (Give money)
M & Thank you very much, Dad! Goodbye! (Very happy, over)
N: The next day, after class, Maggie and Alice came to the shop assistant again. They were happy to buy sweets and then eat them, but soon they felt stomachache.
(The child happily bought candy and went home while eating. The stall owner left and the child came home with a stomachache. )
Man: ouch! ..... (They bow back to the arena)
A: ...
D: what's the matter
M: I have a stomachache!
Me too!
What did you eat? Food at the school gate?
M: Yes. We ate some sweets just now.
I ate some too!
D: oh! You lied to me! You bought candy instead of an eraser and ruler. I always tell you not to buy food at the school gate, they are unhealthy! (angry)
M: But they look beautiful!
And it tastes good!
M & Ouch ...
D: OK, let's go to the shop assistant.
M&A: OK.
Scene 4: (at the school gate)
N: When they arrived at the school gate, a policeman was asking the shop assistant to go away.
Walking to the school gate, I found that the police were driving away the vendors at the school gate.
P: hey! You shouldn't stay here, leave now!
C: Let's go home, let's go home! (gently pulling the vendor)
S: No! My candy is very good and very popular here! And ...
C: You are lying! I am very dirty and unhealthy!
M & Dad, it's him! Oops ... (pointing to the supplier)
D: Him?
(The policeman comes over and asks Dad, facing the child)
What happened to them?
D: They have stomachache after eating his candy.
Really? But I've never heard of it. And ...
Stop, stop! (Interrupting the vendor) Look at those two girls! Are you guilty? You must be honest with your students and stop selling. (very strict)
All right. I know. (ashamed)
Let's go home. Let's go home.
Policeman (to children): Girls, please listen! Don't buy candy next time. They are harmful to your health.
Yes, he is right. You should not lie to me. Try to be an honest person! Would you?
M&, Dad!
Let's take them to the hospital now.
Ok, let's go.
N (appearance): A few days later, the girls recovered. This story tries to tell you that some phenomena must be maintained and we hope it can be improved soon. More importantly, we also hope that students themselves can be honest and all salespeople can be honest.