While watching "Wulin Gaiden", a friend sent me a message: Everyone can find his own shadow in them.
So, I started thinking about who I looked like.
Zhantang is suave, chivalrous and extremely smart, which I will definitely not be able to match; Tong Xiangyu is smart in big things and shrewd in small things, but I can't do it; Xiao Guo is outspoken and heroic, so I can play around when I have time.
I can't compare with her about domestic violence; Xiucai is pedantic and shabby, but she is very wise and stupid. I can't believe how these two personalities can be combined into one; Xiaobei is not comparable and there is a generation gap.
After thinking about it, the only option is Big Mouth.
I was shocked at first, but later I felt that there were some similarities.
When you feel that you are similar to someone, you will try to adapt that person's character to yourself, and the more you will feel that he is in you and you are in him.
1. Greedy.
The gluttony of Big Mouth is obvious to all.
For a cook whose craftsmanship is not that good, it is natural and even forgivable to guard the pot all day long and sneak something to eat.
Several times I saw Da Zui wiping the bottom of the plate with steamed buns. The ones he ate were so many and delicious.
I can’t blame Dazui’s body for always looking like a hot water bottle.
I am a food lover, I will never deny that.
When financial conditions do not allow me to taste all the delicacies in the world, I always find ways to eat better and more.
For example, I will make a meal of fried eggplant with meat at noon every day. I put the eggplant into the pot, stir-fry, add the meat slices, add water, and heat for five minutes, and a delicious meal of eggplant and meat slices that is both soup and vegetable is ready.
Every time I end up drinking the eggplant, I feel quite satisfied, wipe my sweat, and then go to sleep.
Other ideas (let’s call them ideas) are not shown.
The direct result of this is that I have gone from a small pimp to a big water bag that rivals my big mouth.
From 120 to 190, many people will feel the incomparable superiority of the socialist system after meeting me.
2. Timid and afraid of getting into trouble.
Big Mouth is famous for being a coward.
Tongfu Inn is a small river and lake, with countless so-called heroes and giants coming and going, and Big Mouth will become soft-spoken when he sees them.
In fact, I think the rivers and lakes written by Ning Caishen are ordinary people's rivers and lakes. The so-called rivers and lakes exist wherever there are people, telling us that heroes are also ordinary.
No matter how big the hero is, he is treated submissively in Tongfu Inn.
There is no need for Big Mouth to be so guilty.
However, the aura of some big names when they appear on the stage will make people have an innate fear of facing strangers.
I am a timid person, especially when facing strangers, I always show my timidity. This feeling always magnifies the other person's advantages infinitely and puts myself in a humble place.
Therefore, there is worship and inferiority, and cowardice is inevitable.
Actually, if you think about it carefully, there is no need to do that.
I used to worry about my inability to quit smoking. A female classmate often praised her boyfriend in front of me. He was in great health and had no problems. He was clean and diligent, and his bad habits were not related to him.
I regard her boyfriend as a heavenly being, the kind who doesn't eat the fireworks of this world.
It would be even more desirable to be able to see one side of him.
When I actually saw him, I calmed down after a while.
My female classmate was just about to introduce her, but the kid couldn’t wait to interrupt his girlfriend and asked me: Brother, do you have any cigarettes?
Looking at his yellow teeth, wow, he is a much more addicted smoker than me. At least I won’t ask strangers for cigarettes.
His glorious image crackled in my heart.
My female classmate stood aside and blushed like a monkey's butt. She only said that he has been very busy recently and under a lot of pressure, so... my husband is very profitable....
I said, if you are stressed and go home to sleep, how can you earn money to buy cigarettes by yourself... I found that sometimes there is no need to be so unconfident.
We are all human beings, and no one has a bigger head than anyone else. We are still on an equal footing, neither humble nor arrogant, how wonderful.
3. Paranoia.
In fact, among the things that Big Mouth and I have in common, paranoia is a more elegant word that I use.
To put it bluntly, it’s called “obscenity.”
Why?
From the first moment he saw Yang Huilan, Da Zui decided to "secretly decide for life" and fell into a state of unrequited love.
However, the ideal husband in Yang Huilan's mind could never match Da Zui's appearance.
The song "Cha Cha Cha" plunged Dazui into a meaningless love affair.
He would always say alone when he was alone: ??Huilan, are you hungry?
In his mind, Huilan and he are in harmony.
Helpless, the falling flowers are ruthless and the flowing water is ruthless.
During my student days, I was also such an unconventional person.
A girl smiled at me and I thought there was a story going on.
My classmates all said that I missed my wife so much that I went crazy.
When a sensitive heart encounters the prelude of romance, it is as happy as a tree full of flowers.
After a series of blows, others were paired up, but I was still alone. It turned out that everyone I thought liked me had become a passing guest in my life, and the only one who really stayed in my inn.
4. Occasionally a little clever.
The late emperor's cook was puzzled by the three words on a kitchen knife given by the late emperor.
When cutting vegetables, the inside of the kitchen knife is written "Wangdefu", the other side is written "Tairuibao", and the back of the knife in the middle is written "whatever".
The late emperor's cook felt ashamed of himself and decided to commit suicide when he learned that he had lost his sense of taste.