Episode 1

Once upon a time there was an old lady who lived by the sea. One day he saw two people jumping into the sea. He went to save one of them and the other

No one can be saved. Then he called 999 to call the police.

As soon as the phone call came through, my mother-in-law asked: Hello! Is it a dove or a dove? (My mother-in-law wants to ask if it is 999)

The guy will answer: What *** is it a wild dove or a dove?

My mother-in-law said: Someone’s dick is “high”! (Someone jumped into the sea)

The policeman said: What's the matter with the world?

The mother-in-law said again: One has a dove, one has clothes and the other has no doves! (One is saved, the other is not saved)

The policeman replied: Of course one of the cockroaches must have a dove, and the other has no dove, ga la!

The mother-in-law said: "The one without a dove is called a dove" It's so loud.

The policeman answered him again: Why call me a bed girl? It’s so bad for you! Grandma, you used to eat jiujiu, zuo niye, and do jiujiu to the point where you talk about ye ONjiujiu?

My mother-in-law said: I used to eat something from the left and turn it into the West! (I used to eat fried peanuts from the left)

Episode 2

Speaking of my grandmother, since she was cut by the police last time, she has disappeared from the left row. ,

But because he was so poor...so he went under the Zuoxun Overpass...One day, there were two men,

each took his dog for a walk, One is a foreign furry dog,

The other is a hairless dog... They both came to meet under the overpass, and one of the men accidentally knocked down the other man

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Then they started making noise and asked the other party to apologize! The dog might have been impatient with waiting, so he ran away.

I ran so far away,

In the end, I didn’t see Tim, so the two men started to quarrel even more fiercely... But because my grandma was under the overpass, I couldn’t sleep

I’m so annoyed,

I want to call the police and complain~

Grandma: Hello!? Is this a Mijiujiujiu? (999)

Poor Guy: It’s you again, grandma!? What happened to you this time!?

Grandma: As for me, I want to surrender. There are two men, "hoeing doves" to the bottom of the overpass ( Chaojiao) Ah!

Police: What does it have to do with you to "hoe the dove"!?

Grandma: I can't even train him! "Hoe hoe down" (noisy hoe down), there is no "dove" (dog) left.

Police: What the hell! "Hoe" is there, not even a "dove" is visible. !?

Grandma: No, but I have seen two dove frames in Qu Di Ge. One has mo (hair) and the other does not have mo (hair)

Fight~

Police: Does it have anything to do with him?

Grandma: You might as well help him find a dove~

Police: Can I warm the floor for you?

Grandma: Do you have any "doves"? Bring two to compare with others

Police ： There are two "doves" next to me? Are they better?

Grandma: Okay~ Brother Cha Lao, you are such a good person~

Cha Lao: I am a good person!? Do you think I'm a nice person!?

Grandma: You're so good~(You may be)

So, the bad guy cut the line again...

Episode 3

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A woman was sleeping under an overpass, and a drunk man staggered by carrying a soda drink. Li,

Tiaoyou wanted to open the bottle in his hand to drink from the canal, but he couldn't open it.

He tried to pry open the bottle with a necklace. Lid, I knew all the chains were broken, so I kicked the lid in anger, and the soda sprayed all around, hitting all the girls,

After that, the old woman started making trouble with the man. The man started using foul language to make trouble with the old woman, and then left.

The woman was so angry that she went to call the police again.

Apo: Hello? Is this a Mijiujiujiu? "(This is 999?)

Police: Yabo, what do you want to do this time? ”

Apo: There is a man named Chicken! "(There is a man who pried open the lid)

Police: It's normal for a man to scream. Sister. ”

Apo: But there’s nothing wrong with wearing a chicken! ” (But the lid cannot be opened)

Police officer: Isn’t it hanging? I don’t understand that a chicken is a shemale? ”

Auntie: He can’t get high, and he’s still fucking his pussy! "(Asian woman wants to talk to a man, but she can't open her to the left side of her neck

The chain is broken)

Police: Wow, friends are posting violent videos, even though they are shemales. Sister, there is no climax, but breast surgery is very expensive, so it will cost several thousand more to have a bad pubic hair done like this. ”

Auntie: Then she was so mad that she kicked the cock to pieces, and the water flew out and squirted all over me! ” (Ya Po’s chatting friends kicked it

It exploded and the soda pop sprayed into the drain)

Police: Does it hurt to have a chicken? Do you want to wash the white car? ”

Ya Po: I’m going to make a fuss with a man, but I don’t know if she has a dick for me! Yijia Zhong walked away to the left. ” (Actually, Apo is talking about a man using the foul language “dick” to him)

Police officer: Wow, this simple scumbag is a scumbag, and Apo won’t let him go. good! I will immediately send my gang to catch him!