Classic quotations from "Eighteen Forbidden"

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Earth: Don’t fall in love with me, a prodigal son, easily. (Almost spitting out rice) Great, what if we didn’t eat roasted corn?

Youjia: Do you sympathize with me now or do you want to chase me?

Earth: Don’t call me Earth from now on, call me Brother Qiu! ! ~@! ￥￥%

Uncle, I have practiced before. . You guys, just wait another ten years

With the super cool expression, I almost got angry. . .

One: "Because the other person will think you like him but in fact you don't like him. He is liked by someone you don't like, and the person you like mistakenly thinks you have someone you like and dare not like you. Do you understand that this is a very heavy price for you? So if you don’t like him, don’t agree to be his dance partner."

Second: "If you don’t show your love for someone, they may never know what you think. "

Third: "Some things are not known until you have done them. Some things are wrong before you know them. Some things are only known when you grow up. I want to know about girls now."

Do you have this honor? , invite you to be my dance partner?

Hmm... I'll think about it.

How long will it take to think about it?

I don't know, maybe a year or two Let's contact you again

Dean of Discipline: Have you held hands enough? Did your parents pay you to come to school just so you can fall in love? Do you want to ask your parents to come to school? If not , tomorrow each person will hand me a 5,000-word letter of repentance

Dad, I’m sorry I spilled the tea again.

Uncle Buying Chicken: Classmate, it’s very cute~

Would you like to buy a mini chicken that is said to never grow big~_~!!

Earth: This is not a small penis...~This is not a small penis...~This is not a small penis...~You lied!!

It is not a small penis~ Even if it is a small penis~ one day it will turn into a big penis~~!!

Without a brother, I will go through life and death, your little sister

We can’t Why are you flirting just for the sake of spirit?

Once is unintentional, twice is careless, and three times is intentional.

Once is an accident, twice is chance, and three times is God’s will.

Disillusionment is the beginning of growth.

Einstein said: "Big and small are not absolute, but relative.

"————"Theory of Relativity"

"Boss, please ask if there is any chicken... rice" "There is no chicken in my house to lose weight..."

"Then is there any duck... "Rice" "No...my duck..."

"What kind of rice is there?" ""Sadly Ecstasy Rice"

Life... is like a

a fiercely competitive marathon

No matter who wins

Everyone has an equal opportunity

In order to win this game

Everyone is trying to be mean

Destroy to kill each other

This is not natural The Law of Change

I often ask myself why I win

Am I better than others?

Am I smarter than others?

Am I more handsome than others?

Maybe...

I'm just luckier than others

There are girls who work together, and there are men who work together

< p>Ajie met Qiao for the first time:

I originally wanted to meet him for the first time

I wanted to say something cool

Unexpectedly, I said the oldest A common phrase

Nice to meet you

Ajie went to the tutoring room:

Teacher: Have you read the news?

The news? It is said that a comet with a diameter of 500 kilometers has deviated from its orbit

It will hit the earth in three days

That means we only have three days left to live

Ajie : True or false

Teacher: False

Ajie: Teacher, why did you lie to me

Teacher: I just want you to think about you Is the problem more serious than the end of the world?

Ajie wants to transfer schools:

Teacher An: There is no shame in making mistakes, the shame is not knowing how to admit them

Ajie : But...

Teacher: If you think escaping can solve the problem, then go ahead and escape, but I tell you, even if you escape to the end of the world, you can't escape your own conscience.

Aruba `` 10 times `

If you say that I am chasing the earth, then how can I be successful?

At the end of the film: "I want to share the joy with you." Share your sorrow

Even if I can’t help you

I will stay by your side quietly

Because I like you

--Qiao"

Earth: Don’t compare yourself with bad people. I’m not a chick~~~~!!!

Xiaoxin: No brother is born or died. , Where did you come from? Girls are like the Amazon tropical jungle. You can go exploring, but you must not settle there.

Ajie: Where is my sister? Where is my sister?

Abi: He never said anything classic...= =

Haozi: Flatten him! ! !

Qiao: Men...are not all good things! !

Youjia: (After 5 minutes of thinking...)

Earth: Can I speak now?

Youjia: Yes!

Earth: Actually, I...

Youjia: It’s not important! I don’t want to hear it anyway!

The following is the crazy expression of the earth after its self-confidence collapsed... Not suitable for children...

Beibei: Who are you, sir? Do I know you very well?

Xiaoxin: Big, that’s amazing! Big, you can speak loudly!

Qiao: Maybe the plane was delayed

Qiu: Well, it could also be because terrorists hijacked the plane and flew to Iraq

Xin: I think it should be ~film~ I had too many comics and was searched by the customs

It’s time for the weekly love lecture again. Teacher Beibei is on leave today, so we will start the lecture today. The topic of today’s lecture is that women should strengthen themselves in this world. There is no one in the world that we have to rely on. We can live well without men. Change light bulbs, fix water pipes, and open toilets. Men can do it, and women can do it, and they can do it better than them. Ten men, nine are bad, and the remaining one is mischievous. Knock down men, long live women< /p>

When people want to fall in love, God also wants to fall in love. Greek philosophers once said that if you want to say goodbye to an old relationship, you must start a new relationship. Only by forgetting the past and starting over will your life be full of light

< p>Jie: Zhu Zhu, why did you want to come to me?

Zhu: Because you only know when you have done something

You only know when something is wrong

Some things you only know when you grow up

I want to know about girls now--------------Ajie

Making fun of other people's appearance and body

This is wrong behavior

I will never make such silly jokes again--------------Xiaoxin

When you are bored and lovelorn

Don’t hide in the corner and cry

A chic smile

It takes more courage than crying

The lost Love

Let it go with the wind

Smart girls

You must know how to cherish yourself

----Beibei< /p>

If you like someone

If you don’t show it

People may never know what you think----------Xia Nianqiao

Forcing myself for boys - benzene

Worrying about gains and losses for boys - blind

If you like me

Just like me as I am now---- ----Haozi

Love cannot come if you force it

Love cannot come if you force it

Carefulness can make love last long

Carefulness can make love Sweetness

Only sincerity from the heart

is the weapon to impress the other party

~~Beibei

Confess bravely, and the tree The spirit can also become a prince...

-----Ajie

I want to share the joy with you

I want to face the sorrow with you

Even if I can’t help

I will stay with you quietly

Because I like you

~Qiao~< /p>

Misunderstandings are due to lack of understanding

Conflicts are due to insisting on one's own opinions

Listening more can resolve misunderstandings

Comparing one's feelings with others

< p>It must be done

----Beibei & Xiaoxin

When you are heartbroken

Don’t hide in the corner and cry

< p>A chic smile

It takes more courage than crying

The lost love

Let it go with the wind

Smart Girls

You must know how to cherish yourself

----Beibei

Blessing someone is more difficult than possessing someone,

Rejecting someone It is more difficult to accept a person than to accept one.

Only when two people are happy with each other

is true love

--------Ajie

Manly Strength is not used to fight

It is used to protect the people you like

Manly courage is not used to make trouble

It is used to face challenges

p>

***Mianzhi: Abi

Smart girls don’t set limits on themselves

Effort + perseverance = victory

Look down on girls The boys are the worst

Youjia

I like the smile at the corner of your mouth and feel sorry for the tears in the corner of your eyes

Although you are about to leave, please don’t forget I made a promise to tick off

I will always remember you

Ajie

Without the reluctance of separation, there is no joy of reunion

Today I leave with everyone’s blessings, and tomorrow I will return with full happiness

Please don’t forget me, I will definitely come back.

Qiao

p>

If you like someone

you should respect her

not control her

Be gentle and considerate

A real man< /p>

-Abi

Friends can only

give you support and encouragement

Be confident and

rely on your own efforts

Confidence will make a person more handsome

more beautiful

-Strawberry

… ...Because I want to marry you and four people will fuck you on the spot