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Daotang
Author: I am pure
Recently, the company celebrated its fifth anniversary by writing a short story about Water Margin.
Update time 20 12-5-2 22:46: 19 words: 4836
Props: chair, desk, folder, pen, TV (fake), basket, orange,
Wu Dalang is sitting in a chair with a desk and a TV in front of him. There is an advertisement next to the table: "3D TV for sale".
"Hello, our home is Wu Dalang. I'm very sorry for setting up a stall here today and blocking everyone's way. I hope you don't take it to heart. " Wu Dalang got up and stepped forward, adjusted her clothes and said, "Now everyone is watching the latest 3D TV developed by the Imperial Research Department."
"Now I want to introduce this product to you." Wu Dalang pinched her throat. "This product can be eaten after being bought out of the pot this morning; One pad, three tubes full, two half full, five drums, four drums. My baked wheat cake ............ "
"Bah ... bah. Director, please delete that paragraph just now. " Wu Dalang vomitted to spit, turned around and shouted behind him.
"Now I'd like to introduce this product to you." Wu Dalang reshaped his clothes and pinched his throat. "Chew Ken ... This product ... has the following characteristics: First, it is very thin! Look! This is our palm. " He reached out and made a palm shape, and compared its width. "It is thinner than the palm of our hand."
"Look again," Wu Dalang held out his hand and clenched his fist. "This is my brother Song Wu's brother's fist to fight the tiger!" Compare it again. "Thin!"
Wu Dalang adjusted her clothes: "Next, introduce the second major feature ..." (Interrupted)
"Wu Wuda ..."
Wu Dalang left ear amplification, listen; Then enlarge your ears with your right hand and listen; Then he put his hand over his ear and turned around, but he heard nothing. Shake hands: "whoever treats our family like a pig will have the courage to stand up." Wu Dalang nu way.
No one answered.
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