Narrator: In other words, the general trend of this world is that long-term separation will be combined and long-term separation will be separated. Since Taoyuan became sworn, Liu has opened a supermarket called * *, which has attracted countless people to compete for money. However, Sun Quan of Soochow opened a Carrefour, and Cao Cao of Wei opened a RT Mart, which was a tripartite confrontation. This story tells the story of Liu invited out of the mountain.

[Liu Sanren appears]

Zhang Fei: Big Brother, it's the first month. All the year-end bonuses issued years ago have been spent. When will the rest be paid?

Guan Yu: Third brother, you don't know. Recently, we have greatly expanded our business scope, such as decoration and personnel salary. I spent 7788 on all the money I earned this year, which is really unbearable.

Zhang: That's not easy. Let's introduce more suppliers and charge some fees.

Liu: Third brother, don't talk nonsense. (Singing (Love Business Tune)): You don't want to charge, you can charge if you want, and you have to comfort the supplier and keep him. (Trio Chorus): You don't want to charge. Charge it if you want. Charged last year, what should I do if I run away this year?

[Three people open their hands and sigh]

Guan: What about Big Brother's opinion?

Liu: I read the League newspaper the other day. There is a report about a man named Zhuge Liang. You know, Zhuge Liang's IQ is very high, about 80, and Jianghu people call him the emperor of strategy. As long as we have him, we can unify the whole country!

Zhang: Then let's invite him.

Liu: "Go! Let's go Go! "

Guan Yu Zhang: Ole Ole Ole

[Liu Sanren comes down]

Narrator: The three men set foot on the road to Wollongong in Longzhong. As the saying goes, there will be a road in the end, and there will be a road in the end. No, there are three suspicious people on the mountain road.

[Three suppliers]

For A: "My home is in Luzhou, and I send it to * * every day."

For B: "Because of the high cost last year, I made a dime at the end of the year."

For C: "In order to support my family, I turned to be a roadblock."

[Liu, three people]

For a: "Stop! I opened this mountain, this tree ... "

For b, for c [contempt gesture]: "cut ~ ~"

For B: "Robbery is so uncreative. At first glance, you are a man. This passage was performed by the brand department last year. We must keep pace with the times. "

For c [jump out] "We just made a very difficult decision, you know!"

For B: "IC, IP, IQ cards, tell me all the passwords!"

Guan: "Brother, it seems that someone robbed it!"

Zhang (rubbing hands): "I'll come if anyone doesn't know life or death!" "

Liu: "Good brothers, slow down and convince people with virtue."

Liu: "The person who reported the case did not have an IQ card."

For B: "Why not!"

Liu: "I have IQ, but you don't."

For B: "Give me yours and I'll have it."

Liu: "You can't use it if I give it to you."

For B: "Give me the password, I can use it!" " "

Liu: "Without the password, IQ is IQ."

For B: "What is IQ? Bring it! "

Liu (pointing to his head): "IQ is the brain."

For C: "Oh, what a fool! He said you have no brain! "

For B: "Who says I have no brain! Maybe we will pair up and let you pass! "

Liu (facing the audience): "His IQ is right." [turning to B] "It's a deal, please ask questions!"

For b: "then I can go out, listen up ~ the king is furious!" " "

[Liu Guan and his wife smile easily]

Zhang (stepping forward): "I know, I know, have a pole dance!" " "

[Liu Guan and his wife are in a state of collapse]

Guan (patting his head): "I told you to study, but you have to feed the pigs!" It's the river demon in Baota Town! "

For B[ blood spray]: "They made such a difficult couple!"

Right A: "Whatever, brothers, do it!"

[The two sides fight, and Liu climbs aside] [The supplier's clothes are torn open, revealing the supplier's name]

Zhang: "Hey, isn't this our supplier?"

Guan: "Brothers, what are you robbing here?"

For A: "Alas, the cost was too high last year. We didn't make any money, so we had to grab the subsidized households here. "

Liu: "supplier brothers, you have been cooperating with us happily. Thank you for your support last year. With you, our business can be carried out smoothly. " Don't worry, we will add 100 stores this year, and the sales will increase by n times. You will definitely earn a lot of money, and make sure you count your money and get cramps! "

For A: "Really? ! Then you have to go home early to practice your fingers. "

For C: "We have to go back and deliver the goods to * *!"

Liu sang [sign language]: "Grateful heart, thank you for delivering the goods to me, and let my sales reach a new high."

Everyone said in unison: "Grateful heart, thanks to fate, * * * created * * * and we will definitely win."

[for three people]

Guan: "Brother, it's getting late today. Let's go to Wollongong another day. "

Liu: "Good."

[Less than three people]

Narrator: A few days later, the three of them set off again and came to Zhuge Liang's thatched cottage in Wolong, Longzhong.

Liu (knocking at the door): "Dangdang, is Mr. Wolong at home?"

[Kong Rong, maid Cui Hua]

Cui: "Girl, someone has come to see Mr. Ge."

Rong: "Today * * is on sale. My cousin went to grab Chinese cabbage early in the morning and hasn't come back yet. I wonder who's here. "

Cui: "It seems to be that uncle Liu Bei."

Rong: "I heard that Liu Bei has a good name. I'm going to see him for a while. "

Cui: "Miss, you are a daughter's house, how can you show your face easily?"

Rong [just thinking]: "It's easy. I'll play a man. Cui Hua, open the door. "

[Change into men's clothes]

Rong said, "What are you doing here?"

Liu [bowed]: "Mr. Bei Jiumu missed the meeting. Today, I came to ask Mr. Liu to go down the mountain to help Liu Cheng."

Rong said, "I am Zhuge Kong, the brother of Wolong."

Zhang: "What, dinosaurs? [Looking at the face carefully] It's a bit like it. "

Cui pushed Zhang away: "Go, go, it's Kong Rong!"

Zhang: "Wow ~ ~ beauty! Name? Age? Measurement? "

Cui: "Bah! You are a smelly rascal! "

Zhang: "Hey ~ What are you talking about? This boy is so rude. "

Cui: "What's it to you? Is this your home? "

[Two people make a gesture, Zhang Guan pulls away, Cui Rong pulls away]

Liu: "Stop arguing, stop arguing, please tell me that Liu Bei has come to see Mr. Zhuge Liang."

Cui: "Three words for you!"

Liu: "Please go inside."

Cui: "Not at home!"

Liu: "Huh?"

Rong (pulls Cui aside): "That big beard over there is quite handsome!" "

Cui: "Really, let me see. [Looking for, going to customs] Where's the handsome guy? "

Guan (takes out the comb and mirror from his pocket): "I wake up by myself every morning!" " "

Cui Herong [anthomaniac]: "So handsome ~ ~"

Rong (pulls Cui aside): "I like him so much."

Cui: "Want to see him again?"

Rong: "Yes."

Cui (turning to Liu): "I want to see Mr. Wolong. Come back tomorrow! "

Liu [three people bowing]: "Then Liu will go first!" [Less than three people]

[Reluctantly, pulled down by Cui]

Narrator: The next day, Liu braved the heavy snow and set foot on the road to Wollongong.

[Liu Shang]

Liu sang (back to her mother's house): "The wind blows on the willows, and he is spreading sand ..."

Guan Sang: "The river is rushing ..."

Zhang sang: "Brother San, he is carrying a big gift bag."

Chorus: "They are going to Wolong's house ~ Hello, Yi Yi Deer ~"

Zhang Sang: "Left-handed Jiashili, right-handed rice suffers."

Chorus: "You have a membership card pinned to your waist. Hey, hey ~ "

Zhang: "Big Brother, here we are."

Liu (knocking at the door): "Dangdang, is Mr. Wolong at home?"

[Liang, Rong and Cui come to the stage, and Rong rushes forward and is held by Cui]

Liang: "I am Zhuge Liang. Well, isn't this Liu Huangshu? What brings you here? I said, why did the magpies keep barking this morning? "

Liu: "I'm a night owl who comes to my house-everything." [Take out the gift] A little token of my appreciation. Please accept it. "

Liang [pretending to refuse]: Look at you, come when you come. What else did you take? You are a stranger, aren't you?

Guan: "This is the goods we bought and picked out by ourselves. It is of good quality and tastes good. It's not over yet. Let me give you a taste. "

Liang [accepts the gift]: "Then the beam is accepted. (To collect gifts) I wonder why your uncle came to Liang? "

Liu: "I've heard a lot about you. I don't know if you know the way of supermarket management? "

Liang: "A little."

Liu: "What about the product structure?"

Liang: "A little."

Liu: "Store management?"

Liang: "A little understanding"

Liu (speaking): "That ~ ~ ~"

Guan Hezhang: "A little ~ ~"

Liu (turning): "Go, go, I haven't spoken yet ~ ~

Liang [feather fan gently shakes]: "Knowing a little about everything makes life more colorful."

Liu (turning to light): "Mr. Wang is really a wizard! Please come out to help me! "

Liang: "As the saying goes, good birds choose wood to live in. If you want me to come out of the mountain, I will test your IQ first. "

Liu: "Sir, I don't think you have ever seen my high IQ. I read the four classical novels backwards. "

Cui: "Blow you!"

Rong: "Then recite it to us."

Liu (thoughtfully): "Listen carefully. Famous seniors! "

[Everyone faints] Liang: "Come on, come on, Four Great Classical Novels hasn't come out yet."

Liu (smug): "Don't you know that crossing is popular recently? I wore it for five thousand years when I was fine. "

Liang: "Well, I like you ~ ~ First question [sticking up a finger]: What is this?"

Liu: "Finger."

Liang: "Fingers are so simple, can I ask you?"

Guan: "So is it one?"

Liang: "Two people, a pair of idiots! (Hands pointing up) What is this? "

Liu: "What?"

Liang: "The ceiling!"

Liu: "Your fingers are too short."

Liang: "This can't be helped. It is primitive and cannot be changed. Then I will give you a debut question. "

Liu: "I was negligent just now. I'm sure it's no problem this time. You can go out. "

Liang: "The second and last question."

Liu: "Just two questions?"

Liang: "Break the routine, just two questions. Essay question: What is courtesy and honesty? "

Liu (looking at Guan He): "Well ..."

Zhang (jumping out): "Haha, this is too simple!"

[The audience looks at Zhang]: "Do you know?"

Zhang [proudly]: "I let people do it first. This is called giving gifts. It is just for us three brothers to share meat. We never pay 1000 yuan for playing mahjong. This is sincerity. This letter is that we never default when we lose money. "

Liu Guan [two people lift their feet and kick Zhang]: "Go ~ ~ ~ ~"

Liu (thoughtfully for a long time): "No, I have to ask for foreign aid. [Facing the audience] The audience friends outside the venue have knowledge ~ ~ Who will come up to help ~ ~ "

* * Employees [walking from the audience to the stage]: "It is a courtesy to treat guests with affection, a righteousness to repay the social service community, honesty to operate with integrity, and faithfulness to keep promises."

Liu: "That's amazing!" [Everyone applauds on the stage] ([If no one applauds] Liu asks again, "Do you think he is right?" [The audience shouted! ])

Liu Zhang Guan [posing for victory]: "Yeah ~ ~ ~"

Liu: "Mr. Wolong, you can go out of the mountain now!" " "

Liang: "Since I got it right, I will allow you to go out."

Rong: "Cousin, wait!"

[Rong Hecui pulls Liang aside and whispers, Liang does not allow it. Let the sleeves be dusty, and head up to Liu]

Liang: "If Uncle Huang wants to show the mountain, he has to promise to show one thing."

Liu: "What is it?"

Liang: "My son likes General Guan very much and wants to make friends with him."

[Cui Furong shyly walks to Guan]

Guan: "Guan is only interested in beautiful women, not men."

Rong (taking off his hat and letting his hair hang freely): "I am a beautiful woman ~ ~ ~"

[Full-court vomiting]

Liu: "second brother, in order to rush out of Anhui and spread all over the country, you have to follow!" " "[Look at your face before vomiting]

Guan: "That's it, for our sake, I promised ~ ~"

Rong: "xianggong ~ ~" [pouncing on Guan]

Guan: "Help ~ ~" [Guan Xia]

Rong: "Xianggong, wait for me ~ ~ ~"

[Chase, Cui Chase]

Liu: "Sir, this is over. Let me show you around our store ~ "

Liang: "Good!"

Liu Hezhang: "Go!" [Under the whole audience]