1, "Big Project"

Seven years after graduation, I finally accepted a big project to build a 30-meter chimney. The construction period is two months, and the cost is 300,000, but it still needs funding. It was finally finished at the end of last year. Today, people went to check and accept, and they were scolded to death. There is no money yet! The drawings are upside down, and people are going to dig wells!

Step 2 rupture

The doctor asked the patient how he broke his bone. The patient said, I felt sand in my shoes, so I shook my shoes with a telephone pole. A man passed by and thought I was electrocuted, so he picked up a stick and gave me two!

Step 3 follow fate

Colleague asked: you are not young, why don't you find a girlfriend?

I said: Let it go!

Colleagues said: you deserve to be single, and all the monks in the temple say so!