Creator: Zou Zongrong

Funny Script Dedicated to the 90th Anniversary of the Founding of the Party

Synopsis: Through the hilarious scenes of criticism and self-criticism in the democratic life meeting of the party group of a state-owned enterprise, it reacts to the difficulty of carrying out criticism within the party at the present time, and it also refracts the effect of the undesirable phenomena in the society on the party.

The characters are set to be four: the party group leader, party member A, party member B, and party member C, with an unlimited number of men and women.

Set props: screen, a table, 4 chairs.

The plot unfolds

Party leader: (notebook in hand facing the audience) Today, there are a lot of party members, there is a problem I want to ask for advice, they say that it is difficult to criticize the party, please help you to support a trick. You ask me what I do? (Pointing to his nose) Oh, I forgot to introduce myself. I am the party group leader, this year's election just on the job, today to open the group meeting, please do us a favor, group democratic life meeting, how to do not cold? What? You don't have this phenomenon in your organization? That's because you're afraid to publicize your family's shame. ... Nowadays, the party is difficult to criticize, this problem is very common, in addition to the understanding of the misunderstanding, the main or "afraid" in the front. You ask what to be afraid of? To be afraid of can be more (open fingers count): criticism of superiors for fear of affecting the future; criticism of subordinates for fear of losing votes; criticism of the same level for fear of affecting the relationship; criticism of their own for fear of losing face. (Sitting down and fiddling with his notebook, humming "Intrinsic Nexus must be realized.") Huh! The first thing you need to do is to get your hands on a new one, and you'll be able to do it.

A, B, C and C, with notebooks in hand, came on in turn.

Party member A: Today we're going to have a group meeting to exchange ideas.

Party B: Listen carefully and try to keep your mouth shut.

Party C: what others say I say, you good I good not offend.

Party group leader: Well, then there is no meeting.

Party member A: Dismissed! (Others do exit movement)

Party leader: come back! (Losing his temper) Organized and undisciplined, you're just too casual?

Party member B: Then hurry up the meeting, we have already prepared.

Party leader: Sit down. Today's party day activities, the branch arranged group democratic life meeting, carry out criticism and self-criticism, thought mutual assistance. This meeting we used to ... (Party member A interjected)

Party member A: We know, mention hope to mention suggestions, work methods to pay attention to, if you have to find problems, say something chicken hair and garlic.

Party member B: I am also clear that the party to carry out criticism and help, like computer software antivirus ...

Party member C: I also understand that criticism and help is a baptism of thought, like a computer reboot ...

Party team leader: wait a minute, let you speak when you say it, okay? ...

Party member B: a few of us don't know what we're talking about, the leader's speech is nonsense, haha ... (laughs)

Party member A: the party is always called comrades, the leader of the group that can be an official position?

Party member B: The party group leader, in our group is equivalent to the leader, called the leader why not?

Party group leader: Stop! (Slaps the table.) You guys are talking a lot, are you done?

A, B, C and C: Well, you go on!

Party group leader: Today's democratic life meeting, please strictly against the eight standards of party members, to carry out a serious "look in the mirror, combing braid, uncovering, turning the box, whip," that is, can not be arbitrarily deducted hat. The purpose is to correct errors, enhance unity, and better maintain the party's advanced nature. I hope that everyone, criticize others with less concern, criticize yourself with more courage, talk openly and honestly about the problem, highlight the key points do not run off the subject. ...Also, we should really do it: if there is a correction, then there is no exemption, listen with an open mind and don't turn your face away. These requirements are clear?

A, B, C and C: I'm clear!

Party leader: Well, think about it and you can speak.

Then, four pairs of eyes on the venue you look at me to me to look at you, who did not speak, silence for a long time.

Party leader: who will speak first?

A B C looked at each other and lowered his head to write something in the book.

Party leader: who will speak first?

A, B and C look up at each other together, but still have no intention of speaking.

Party group leader: party A, you take the lead ....

Party A: I haven't thought about it yet.

Party group leader: party B, why don't you take the lead ....

Party B: I haven't thought it through yet.

Party team leader: party C, or you ....

Party C: I just a little brow, you shouted and disrupted me ...

Party group leader: wide-eyed, no one speak, to engage in a sit-in contest ah? (Pause for a moment.) Where did all that talk go? The line also sing, sit also sing, to the stage no fart, who first ... (interrupted by three people)

A, B and C together: or you first put. (Together, they said to the group leader)

Party leader: what?

A B C Together: you go first.

Party leader: I? (surprised)

A, B, C, C: Yeah!

Party member A: the head of a group, should speak first, we speak first, suspected of usurping the party.

Party group leader: nonsense (some angry)! You this ... this is, unwarranted on the line, unwilling to speak blind sophistry. (Pause for a moment) Well, I'll throw in the towel.

Party member B: the leader of the speech is certainly reliable, we follow the cat painting tiger.

Party leader: I'll do a little self-criticism, first to sweep their own dust.

Party group leader: I'm going to make a self-criticism, sweep myself first. Hm... (cleared his throat) turn over the party chapter of the detailed comparison, my problem is quite a lot, time is limited not to go into detail, summarized in six ... (party member C interjected)

Party member C: Oh? So much? Let's hear it.

Party group leader: First, the study is not tight enough to grasp, notes only two books; Second, the role of the model is not very good, the last time I was late for labor; Third, the work method is not refined, and sometimes speak in a high voice; Fourth, the contact with the public is not extensive, every day around the leader; Fifth, the concept of discipline is not very strong, the leadership secret everywhere; Sixth, the key time is difficult to be successful, a drink of white wine on the face of the red! ...

Party member A: Group leader, your speech is too wonderful. （

Party member B: too powerful.

Party member C: You're too good at making things up...

Party group leader: oh?

Party member C: You're too self-effacing.

Party Leader: I'm not finished yet, but I have to analyze the reasons! (pause for a moment) the reason, mainly or theoretical study did not work, the party exercise a little loose, if these two do a good job, the east wind is sure to pressure the west wind. ...Well, I'll start with these, the following to listen to everyone's speech.

Party member A: the leader of the speech on my inspiration is very deep, I also want to make a self-criticism. Hmm . Well, (cleared his throat and then said) I it, from the qualified party members of the gap is large, the main problem is "six" ...

Party B: What? Six or green?

Party A: Don't interrupt. (pause for a moment) First, the cause of a little degradation of the spirit of progress, did not think of climbing up the ladder; Second, the concept of organization and discipline is a little diluted, and sometimes go out without leave; Third, the role of the vanguard is a little bit weakened, a little bit of fear of dirty work; Fourth, the spirit of dedication is a little bit of alienation, look forward to every day to the money sent; Fifth, personal hygiene a little bit of deterioration, a week only to scrape the mustache; Sixth, the interpersonal communication is a little bit of materialism, with the melons for the groundnut! ....

Party member B: you this is all nonsense, what melon seeds for groundnut?

Party member A: Once you gave me a bag of fried melon seeds, the next day I sent you a roasted groundnut, forget? （

Party member B: Yes, yes, there really is this thing. What's the connection between that and the word party member?

Party member A: There is wow! It means bringing the principles of market transactions to the party...

Party Leader: Yeah, that makes sense, go on.

Party member A: I'm not going to dissect the reasons, it's pretty much the same as the group leader's, that's all.

Party group leader: good, who then said?

Party member B: I said. My problems do not need to find, just say a few (pause and then say): a collective listening to the report, I am joking below; not active in the fight for excellence, not to be criticized on the satisfaction; the traffic laws and regulations awareness is weak, and often do not walk on the crosswalk; sometimes from work to take the elevator, has been overloaded, I am still crowded; revolutionary will is not strong, every time I bathe in the bath Hall of Fainting; there is no ideals have fantasies, and every day I hope to win the Grand Prize; the collective dinner competition, drink red wine and drink white wine. I drank red wine and white wine. I said are specific things, unlike you bite the words, welcome to criticize and correct, on these.

Party group leader: your turn (pointing to C).

Party member C: I'm a new member, not so many questions, can we not speak ah?

Party group leader: that can not, new members of the new party members have new members of the problem, how much to talk about how much, did not make a statement or good.

Party member C: must be said, then I'll keep it simple!

Party group leader: yes, get to the point.

Party member C: I just joined the party organization, the party life practice and less, party awareness is not strong: thought report to ask, pay party fees to urge people to organize activities to be called, and sometimes called but also to the last time the Central Committee to open the plenary session, I have something did not arrive, but I do not know whether to call or not called? I don't know the specifics... (The others laughed at him and were interrupted by Party member A)

Party member A: How old are you? The Central Committee called you to the plenary session, are you a member of the Central Committee?

Party member C: Member, party member, there is a difference between these two members? The party is not equal within the party, is not it?

Party member B: How new? You'd better wait!

Party leader: Party C, are you finished?

Party C: No, (then spoke) I am not accustomed to the existence of the party's unhealthy wind, a few party members and leading cadres to engage in corruption to affect the prestige of our party, but also hurt the party's muscle, this I have a very good idea ... (the team leader interjected)

Party Team Leader: What do you have a good idea?

Party member C: My thoughts on the unhealthy wind are: I'm not angry that other people are messing with me, I'm not discouraged that I can't do it myself, and I'm not polite when I get the chance...

The other three were surprised in unison: Oh!

Omit ......... the back of the content is more exciting.