Lifetime follow, no regret. (Corporate advertising slogan)
From the beginning to the heart, you moved. (Emotion program jingle)
The good taste is experienced by yourself. ("Fast food restaurant" jingle)
Good luck is with me when I have a strong will in my heart. ("Shoe Company" advertisement)
Self-autonomous, at your disposal. ("Sports shoes" product advertisement)
Friends drink together, confidant for me and drunk. （
Let happiness spread its wings and see your dreams bloom. ("Dream China" program jingle)
Taste the welcome pine, unique Chinese style. (Advertisement slogan of "Yingkesong" cigarettes)
I move, therefore I am in. (Advertising slogan of "sports series products")
The love of years, with the "music" heart. (Music program jingle)
Let happiness spread its wings, and see your dreams blossom instantly. ("Dream China" program jingle)
Taste Yingkesong, lead the Chinese style. (Ad slogan of "Yingkesong" cigarettes)
"Diamond" heart "stone" wisdom (diamond ad slogan)
Your hope, my possibility. (Corporate jingle)
Feel the sunshine, give hope. (Project Hope slogan)
Sour and sweet, with "self" flavor. (Yogurt advertising slogan)
Happy woman, diamond life. ("Diamond" advertising slogan)
Drink the past in the cup. (Wine company)
Same choice, different expectations. (Supermarket, shopping mall advertisement)
Nutrition is the master, I do what I want. (Green Vegetables jingle)
Chewing on old songs, savoring the classics. (Music radio jingle)
Get a grip on life, communicate with the world. (Cell phone jingle) New song express, happy confidant. (Music radio jingle)
Feel the sunshine, give hope. (Project Hope slogan)
Sour and sweet, with "self" flavor. (Yogurt advertising slogan)
Happy woman, diamond life. ("Diamond" advertising slogan)
Drink the past in the cup. (Wine company)
Same choice, different expectations. (Supermarket, shopping mall advertisement)
Nutrition is in charge, I do what I want. (Green Vegetables jingle)
Chewing on old songs, savoring the classics. (Music radio jingle)
Get a grip on life, communicate with the world. (Cell phone jingle) New song express, happy confidant. (Music radio jingle)
Always ready, beauty is not discounted. (Women's products store advertisement)
From the beginning to the heart, you are touched. (Emotion)
Beauty is something you can experience on your own. (Fast food restaurant jingle)
Good luck is with me when I have a strong will in my heart. ("Shoe Company" advertisement)
Self-autonomous, at your disposal. ("Sports shoes" product advertisement)
Thousands of miles start from the foot, from the "heart". (advertisement of a shoe company)
I move, therefore I am in. (Advertising slogan of "sports series products")
Open the joyful moment, harvest the good time. (Advertising slogan of "Good Time Food")
New Life, Taste of Heart. ("Real Estate Company" advertising slogan)
Make your heart beat, not as good as screaming. (Scream drink advertisement)
Water in a cup, human flavor. (Mineral water advertisement)
Care, care, care. (Project Hope slogan)
Because of the dream, so Beijing. ("Beijing 2008 Olympic Games" advertising slogan)
One word for friends, and the sky "tastes" and the earth "wine". ("Wine" advertising slogan)
Waiting for the time to pass, **** enjoy the good time. ("Good Time" food advertising slogan)
The most moving women's feelings, the most understanding of women's hearts. (Advertising slogan of "Women's Products Specialty Store")
The desire of the heart, the starting point of the dream. (Vocational and Technical College)
Close to the "sun", fresh and natural. (Sunshine Ranch dairy advertisement)
Colorful woman, colorful world. (Women's cosmetics company advertising slogan)
Love the right mouth, to the right flavor. (Yogurt advertising slogan)
With dreams, never say die. (Corporate advertisement)
Five flavors of life, seven colors of life. (Camera film advertisement)
Flowing and fragrant, silk is moving. (Shampoo advertisement)
Scented feelings, drop by drop, forget about me. (Instant coffee drink advertisement)
Elegant and lightweight, pouring "sincerity" into the country. (Sedan brand advertisement)
Splendid moment, eternal picture. (Camera advertisement)
More romantic than the world,
More fashionable than exaggeration. (Fashion clothing brand advertisement)
The world looks at China, China has Wuhu. (Wuhu city slogan)
Welcome guests on the way, "pine" warm old dreams. ("Welcome Guest Pine" cigarette advertisement)
There are claims, not exaggeration. ("Clothing" company advertisement)
Taste the milk heart, feel the grassland love. (Milk advertising slogan)
The love of years, with the "music" heart. (Music program jingle)
Thousands of miles begin with the foot, from the "heart" to start. (Shoe company jingle)
Let happiness spread its wings and see your dreams blossom in an instant. (Advertising slogan of "Dream China" program)
There are claims, not exaggerations. (Apparel)
Taste the milk heart, feel the grassland love. (Milk)
No such thing as impossible! (Sneakers)
Things have their origin, things have their source. (Shakespeare)
Buy Australian, buy you a job. (Australia)
A flash of inspiration is better than a lifetime of hard work. (Genius)
Tomorrowisalwaysthebusiestday!
Tomorrowisalwaysthebusiestday.
Tomorrowisalwaysthebusiestday.
Tomorrowisalwaysthebusiestday.
Tomorrowisalwaysthebusiestday.
Tomorrowisalwaysthebusiestday.
Tomorrowisalwaysthebusiestday. (Lover)
Where there is marriage without love, there is love without marriage (Lover)
OpinioncoversoverFacts.(Lawyer)
Eloquence is better than facts. (Lawyer)
Anythingispossible. ------ Li Ning
FatherAndMother,ILoveYou!(family)
Mom and dad, I love you! (family)
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Hysteria
1. General Hysteria
1. The Eight Immortals cross the sea - each showing their skills
2. The White Lady drank Xionghuang Wine - presenting her original form
3, Dumplings cooked in a teapot - the goods can not be poured out
4, blowing a trumpet out of the window - the fame (sound) outside
5, running on the bow of the ship - the desperate
6, tipping over the bottle - sour, sweet, bitter, salty, everything
7, breaking the casserole - to ask to the end
8, lamp oil dry - fire burns the core (heart)
9, the lamp oil dry - fire burns the core (heart)
10, the lamp oil dry - the lamp oil dry
9. Dripping water penetrates the stone - not a day's work
10. Tying chicken feathers on the electric wire pole - a big duster (gall)
11.
12, winter water field planting wheat - strange planting
13, the stone in the cesspit - stinking and hard
14, rolling out the noodles - the first time I've ever done this, I've never been able to do it before
15, the first time I've ever done it, I've never been able to do it again.
14, rolling pin blowing fire - know nothing
15, anti-aircraft gun to hit mosquitoes - a great deal
16, toad jumped into the well - do not understand ( Puffing)
17, a handful of salt in the frying pan - exploded
18, Han Xin pointing troops - the more the better
19, good mud playing good stove - good intentions do not get good rewards
19, good intentions do not get good rewards.
20. Monkey fishing for the moon - a waste of time
21. Weasel to chicken New Year's Eve - no good intentions
22.
22, Jiang Taigong fishing - the willing to hook
23, feet on two boats - wobbling
24, a walk on the Nine Curve Bridge - take a detour
25, Bao Gong of the Kaifeng Palace - iron face
26, Confucius moved - all the loss (book)
27, Confucius inkstone - the heart is too black
27, Confucius ink stone
28, the tiger's ass - can not touch
29, granny eating rice - shameless (teeth) nasty
30, rats across the street
30.
31, the old woman opened her mouth - a look at the end of the world (teeth)
32, deaf ears - a pose
33, the lions on the Lugou Bridge - -countless
34, Lu Zhishen monk - nothing to worry about
35, the cat cries for mice - fake mercy
36, the doorway to see people
37. A clay Bodhisattva crosses the river - himself difficult to protect
38. Riding a donkey to see the book - we'll see
39, The first time I saw a man in the street, I was in the middle of the street, and I was in the middle of the street, and I was in the middle of the street.
42, fifteen buckets of water - seven up and eight down
43, four two cotton - free to talk about (bomb)
44, the temple fire - wonderful (temple) (disaster)
45, Sun Da Sheng heard the spell - a headache
46, the telescope on the observatory - over-ambitious
47, the top of the head, pus flow on the soles of the feet - - bad
48, the top of the head, the bottom of the pus
48, nephews hit the lantern - as usual (uncle)
49, snow day wearing a dress - beautiful moving (freezing)
50, small onions mixed with tofu
51, dumb to eat Huanglian - have bitter to say
52, dumb to play the lawsuit - have a mouth difficult to say
53, a meal can be eaten three times a day, but not a lot of people can not say anything.
53, a meal can eat three liters of rice - big belly
54, Yue Fei back stabbing words - loyalty to the country
55, early blooming red plum - a branch of the unique
56, the monk - can not understand
57, the sesame flower - higher and higher
58, pig eight quit into the daughter country - - do not want to go
59, the pig eight quit into the daughter country - - the daughter country - - the daughter country - - the daughter country - - the daughter country - - the daughter country
59. When you're holding a bottle of water, it's empty
60. When you're sitting on an airplane and blowing a trumpet, you're singing in a high voice
2. Hysterical sayings from Three Kingdoms
Cao Cao's reincarnation - suspicious Cao Cao's use of people - only talent is the best
Huang Zhong called for battle - not to serve the old Cao Boat Borrowing Arrows - full of arrows
Zhang Fei sleeps - does not close his eyes Huang Zhong shooting arrows
Zhang Fei's debt collection - a fierce voice Kong Ming's qin practice - a cliché
Killing Guan Yu - framing someone else for the crime Dong Zhuo's visit to the capital - an ill-intentioned move
Ma Su's use of military force - overstating the case.
Zhang Fei demolishes bridges - courageous but not resourceful Ah Dou's kingdom - given away for nothing
Zhang Fei wears a mask - showing off his big eyes Liu Bei weaves straw shoes - an insider
Guan Yu opens his phoenix eye
Zhao ZiLong's army - back and forth victory
Xu Chu fights Ma Chao - bare arms
Fierce Zhang Fei dances with a sword - murderous
Zhang Fei eats the scales - iron heartedly
Zhang Fei's butchery - fierce
Liu Bei's child wrestling - buying people's hearts
Liu Bei's borrowing of Jingzhou - borrowing but not returning
Xu Shu's entry into Cao's camp -- without a word
Cao Cao goes down to Wancheng -- and flees in a great defeat
Cao Cao meets Ma Chao -- cuts off his beard and abandons his robe
Zhang Fei eats bean sprouts -- a piece of cake
Guan Yunchang farts -- doesn't know how to blush
Cao Cao meets Jiang Gan -- bad luck
Guan Yu sneezes
Examiner: did not graduate from elementary school.
Examiner: ever been in a fight?
Examiner: family life.
Examiner: have a record?
Examiner: just out.
Examiner: what about physical fitness?
Examiner: not bad, a foot can kick over the hawker's small tricycle.
Examiner: dare to take people's things?
Examiner: this is my strong point, just like taking my own things.
Examiner: does the old man dare to fight?
Examiner: small dishes, my father is letting me cripple.
Examiner: you passed the exam, our city management needs is your talent!
Examiner: one more question What if something happens?
Candidate: Just say it's a temporary job.
Examiner: work tonight
2, one day on the bus, due to crowding, a man and a woman had a collision.
The fashionable woman turned around and flew her eyes, "Are you sick?"
The man felt puzzled and said back, "Do you have any medicine?"
The people in the car snickered!
The woman feels angry and says back, "Are you mentally ill?"
The man coldly confronted, "You can cure it?"
The whole bus burst out laughing!
The bus driver stops the bus and slumps over the steering wheel, laughing!
Two:
The bus was super crowded and there was a woman standing in the doorway.
From the back of the car squeezed over a GG to get off, and the woman said: "Let's get out of the car".
The woman didn't move.
The GG stepped on her as he squeezed past.
The result was that the woman was so powerful that she kept cursing, "You're crazy! You're crazy! ~~I'm not sure how much I'm going to be able to do, but I'm going to be able to do it, and I'm going to be able to do it.
GG has not said anything, get off the car can not bear, turn back to the woman said: "repeaters ah you!"
There were a few funny kids in the back who kept playing up the scene,
A said, "You're crazy," and B said, "You're crazy," and "You're crazy," and "You're crazy," and "You're crazy," and "You're crazy. ............" and B said, "You repeater ah you ......... ..."
The whole car laughed out loud~!
Later, there is a small MM also want to get off, squeeze over and timidly said: "I ~ I ~ I want to go down, I'm not a psycho ~!"
The whole bus laughed again!
The woman didn't say anything, but from the side drifted a sentence, "Are you out of battery?"
The whole car roared with laughter~!
3, the son said; fighting with a brick hoo, not yi chaotic hu! The head of the light! I'm not going to die again!
The Buddha said; bullshit! I Buddha compassion! Do not play much! A brick is dead!
4, Monday, I got on the bus with nothing but a dollar for the ride. From the beginning to the end of the station, I felt calm all the way. But when I got off the bus at the terminal, I found an extra slip of paper in my pants: "A grown-up goes out without a penny, shame on you. --"
Tuesday, I carried a broken wallet with 10 cents in it. When I got to the terminal, I realized the money was still there, and a note had been slipped into the wallet: "We are not beggars, please don't insult our profession,. --"
On Wednesday, I still tucked my broken wallet, which was filled with $100 in counterfeit bills. When I arrived at the terminal, I found the money still there, and a note was slipped into my wallet: "Possessing large-denomination ** is an offense, so please consciously go to the relevant departments to turn it in. --"
On Thursday, I took an envelope containing a stack of expired Straits Talent newspapers. When I arrived at the terminal, I found that the envelope was still there, and when I took out the newspaper, it was replaced with the latest Straits Talent News, with 1 note: "This is the age of consultation, so keep up-to-date with the latest information in order to seize the opportunity and win success! --"
Friday, I put a toy cell phone in my coat pocket. When I arrived at the terminal, the phone was still there, with an extra note: "Please do not make this joke to affect the normal work of our company. --"
On Saturday, I took a toy pistol and stuck it in my waistband. When I got to the terminal, I realized the gun was gone, and a note was shoved in the waist of my pants, "Hate you robbers, no skill at all! Confiscate the tools of the trade! --"
On Sunday, I was getting ready to get on the bus, and it was too crowded to squeeze on. Was waiting for the next bus, I touched my pocket, found more than 20 fast money, and a note: "Brother, do our line of work all day wind and sun is not easy, to the 20 yuan, you want to go where to take a taxi to go, please don't straighten us out"
6, one day in the public **** too many people on the bus, especially hot, especially stuffy I don't know who let out a fart, and the environment deteriorated even more. This is now a more deteriorating environment. My friend really can not stand, and do not know who, no way. Just in time, the conductor is asking: "Who did not buy a ticket? My friend suddenly had a plan and said loudly, "The one who farted didn't buy a ticket." "Suddenly, a particularly fat woman, with her hand held high in the air, said loudly, "I've already bought a ticket! "
7, a university new building completed a sculpture: a young girl holding a book in her left hand, the right hand of a dove symbolizing peace. The outside of the university openly solicited names from various students, the results of many people's slogans coincide - reading tops a bird!
9, the school lost the bike situation is particularly serious, the new car in the blink of an eye, but sometimes good luck, the lost bike every few days will pop up again. One day, the same dormitory Xiao Jing bought a new speed car, she will show off to everyone, said: "This car I put on the latest style locks! "The next day, Xiao Jing on the evening self-study back, a depressed look, hand also pinched a note, which reads: Do not pretend that there is no master here, the car I borrowed, in a few days to return to you!
Not a few days, the thief really gave the car back, Xiao Jing is very happy, but she was worried about the car was again "borrowed". So I bought ten big locks, the car was tied up and locked a solid, but also the thief posted a note: see how you still "borrow"! The next morning when Xiao Jing went downstairs, found the car more than five locks, locks and a note: see how you still ride!
10, there are three tadpoles, they go to the restaurant to eat ... ... After waiting for a while, the first dish was served... It was fried frogs...
The three tadpoles sang in unison: I don't want to I don't want to I don't want to grow up...
11 One day, Cao Cao captured Liu Bei, Guan Yu, and Zhang Fei. Cao Cao said to the three of them, each of you go to the fruit forest to choose a fruit out. After a while, Zhang Fei brought out an apple, and Cao Cao said that if they could shove the fruit they brought up their asses, he would let them go, and Zhang Fei tried for a while, failed, and was killed. A little while later, Guan Yu came out with three grapes, and Cao Cao said the same thing to him, so Guan Yu started stuffing them... When he got to the third one, Guan Yu suddenly gave a giggle and ended up smashing the grapes and was killed again. When he got down to hell, the King of Hell asked Guan Yu: "You are so stupid, why do you laugh? If you don't laugh, you won't die," Guan Yu said with a long sigh, "I don't want to! Heaven is jealous of the red face! When I was stuffing the third one, I suddenly saw Brother Liu walking out with a durian in his arms..."
12, yesterday to eat KFC, behind me in line like a couple, watching them order a whole lot of food, and then sit next to me. After sitting down, the girl began to eat, as if she had been hungry for days, while the boy chewed fries one by one, as if he had something on his mind.
Suddenly, the boy put down his fries, moved forward and asked seriously, "Qingqing, is it okay if I chase you? "
The girl didn't raise her head, and directly said: "No! "
The boy asked again: "Is it possible at all? "
The girl said dryly: "Not at all! "
The boy froze, looked straight at her with both eyes, and stayed there...
At that time, the girl, who was holding a chicken drumstick in one hand and a hamburger in the other, felt that the boy was looking at her, so she paused to eat, and then looked at the boy with a pitiful look, and whispered: "That ...... I can still eat? "
The people beside including me laughed out loud, the boy was helpless, busy saying: "Eat it, eat it..."
This MM is too cute .... If I don't let the chase must also chase .... Deadly chase ！！！！
13, school has always been restless, freshman year on the first self-study, even sitting in the classroom depressed, then ran to the aisle to smoke.
Just lit the cigarette not a moment, came a PL girl, asked the widow, "Now on the self-study it! I'm not sure how you're going to get out of here. "
I said, I was bored to come out to smoke, MM you are which class? I'm not sure if you're a good person, but I'm sure you're a good person.
PLMM pointed to our classroom and said, that class!
Then I was so excited that I said, "We are in the same class. What, are you depressed too?
She said, "Well, a freshman in my class ran out during study hall, so I came out to look for him.
It seems that there are still people who can't sit still, so why are you looking for him?
MM: I can't help it, I'm his homeroom teacher!
Even then, I was baffled...
A minute later, held back a sentence: Teacher, you look really young...
14 Dad is a glass factory workers, have the habit of wearing gloves to work.
One day after the night shift, he took a cab home. As the car passed through a small suburban forest, a cool breeze hit him. Feeling a little chilly, Dad pulled his gloves out of his pocket and put them on. The driver saw it in the rearview mirror and asked cautiously, "What are you doing, brother?"
"Oh, nothing, I'm used to it, I wear gloves every time I work, so I don't cut myself and leave marks..."
15 A middle-aged man went out of town on a business trip into a local private hotel.
When dining the first night, the middle-aged man was uneasy when he saw a few stains on the edges of the dishes.
He asked the owner of the hotel, "This dish doesn't look clean." The owner replied, "Don't worry, the mineral water will make it very clean."
Hearing such an answer, the middle-aged man ate his meal with great peace of mind.
A week passed, and the middle-aged man ate at the hotel every day, and got acquainted with one of the big dogs in the hotel.
When the middle-aged man stepped out of the door at the end of the week, the dog caught up with him and pestered him.
The innkeeper saw it, walked up and patted the dog's head, and gently said, "Let the guests go, mineral water."
16 hunter hunting, look at the tree there are two birds, raised his gun to shoot down one, found that it is a hairless, is wondering, the other bird flew down to curse the hunter: he *, I just coaxed her to take off her clothes, you shot her down.
17 a restaurant to raise a parrot hanging in the doorway, a guest to say: "Hello welcome!" A regular customer thought: "I'll get in quick and see how you react. One day he "rubbed" ran in, the parrot said: "his grandmother! Scared me!!!"
18 A child in the delivery room after the birth of a child laughed, the nurses are very strange, gathered around to observe the child's fists tightly clenched, after breaking open the discovery of a grain of abortifacient medicine, only to hear the child said: he * of! Want to kill me? Not so easy!
19 The end of the show, the leader went on stage to hold the hands of beautiful Mongolian actresses do not let go, but also asked what name? Actress excitedly said: Mare Gebi
20 stand higher, see a more distant; water to clear is no fish, people to cheap is no enemy! Go your own way and let others take a taxi. Let others look for them.
21 What is called depression? It is three dozen a let a person beat, handful of hemp let a person to embrace, wallet let a person steal, wife with a person slipped, home left porridge a smell also rancid, eyeballs a rolled pumped up, go to the hospital ambulance also fell ditch!
22 moon cake fell in love with buns, desperately pursuing, buns swore not from. Mooncake sad: (Hong Kong accent) What is this for? Steamed buns: My mother said, your stomach is full of flowers and intestines.
23 One day the hen flew up to the roof, the owner of the angry gas said "you down, and then do not come down I will be all the roosters here slaughtered, so that you are worse than dead." The hen laughed and said, "Finally, I can go to the ducks."
24 An American, a Frenchman and a Chinese walking in the desert, walking to see a bottle, open the cork floating out of a man, the man said: "I'm a fairy, I can meet each of you three wishes!" The American was the first to jump in and say, "My first wish is for a lot of money." The fairy said, "That's easy, I'll grant you that! Tell me your second wish." The American said, "I want a lot more money!" After the fairy granted his wish, the American said his third wish: "Get me home." The fairy said, "No problem." So the American returned to America with a lot of money. The fairy asked the Frenchman again. The Frenchman said: "I want beauty!" The fairy gave him the beautiful woman. The Frenchman said again: "I want more beautiful women!" The fairy satisfied him and gave him a beautiful woman. The Frenchman finally said, "Send me back to France." The fairy sent the Frenchman back to his country and asked the Chinese what he wanted. The Chinese man said, "Let's start with a bottle of Erguotou." The fairy gave it to him. He asked him what his second wish was. The Chinese man said, "Another bottle of Erguotou!" The fairy asked him what his third wish was. The Chinese man said, "I miss the French and the Americans, get them back." The Frenchman and the American were furious, but there was nothing they could do, so the three of them had to keep walking. Walking and saw a bottle, open the cork and then appeared a man, the man said: "I am the brother of the fairy just now, magic power is not as strong as he, so I can only fulfill each of you two wishes." The French and the Americans thought that it would be better to let the Chinese say it first, so as not to get him back again. So the Chinese man said, "Let's start with a bottle of Erguotou." The fairy granted his wish. The French and the Americans urged the Chinese to make his second wish quickly. The Chinese man finished the bottle of erguotou and said to the god, "OK, it's OK, you can go now." An American, a Japanese, and a Chinese were exploring the jungle. They were all captured by a tribe of cannibals. But the chief of the tribe said, "I'm in a good mood today, do not eat you, but you all have to take a hundred planks, but before you take the planks you can have a wish come true." The first one to get the flogging was the American. He said, "Before I get the board, put 1 cushion on my butt." Cushion, the board rained down; the previous 70 boards are still okay, 70 boards after the cushion is broken, and then it is the board to see blood ...... hit, the old American touched the buttocks to go away. The Japanese saw the situation, asked for 10 mattresses. 1, 2, 3 ... 100 hit, the Japanese got up, patted his butt, all right; and then opened his mouth to their own ability to imitate the ability and the ability to recreate bragged about it, and want to sit on the side of the Chinese to see a good show. The Chinese man slowly gets down and leisurely says, "Here, pad the Japanese for me." ...
Day, a farmer to the city to find a doctor, see the doctor's promise to: 'doctor, I have a stomach ache', the doctor saw a farmer, said without good taste: 'go, go test urine, test feces, test blood'. Shaoqing, farmers return, face miserable to the doctor said: 'doctor, that blood I swallowed, urine I also swallowed, is that
Shit 。。。。 I said nothing can not swallow - - #'
1-Children asked his mother: "How to make a sentence with ABCDEFG?" Mom: "A ah! This B kid is from C's family? Standing barefoot on D, EF is not wearing, but also showing a small GG."
2-The four results of breast augmentation: 1 big not the same 2 not big not the same 3 the same not big not the same 4 not the same big
An elephant asked the camel: "How do you grow your mimi on your back?" The camel said, "Die far away, I don't talk to jiji growing on my face!" The snake bursts into a fit of giggles as he listens to the elephant and camel's conversation from the sidelines. The elephant turned his head and said to the snake, "Laugh my ass off! You, with a face that grows on a jiji, have no business!"
The driver sent the leader to participate in the cultural evening, the leader into the venue, the driver was stopped by the security guard, the driver said I and the leader is a system, the security guard said: "JB and the egg is also a system, JB went in, the egg can go in?"
There is a grown man came to a hotel, he saw a lot of beautiful cars in the garage, so he asked the boss, how there are so many beautiful cars ah, the boss told him, I have a five-year-old son, he does three things, if you can follow to do, here the car with you pick a drive away, if not, leave your car, many people can not do, so ...... He thought, a five year old can do, can not do it, so try. The boss then took him to a house, which has a beautiful naked beauty, the child went over to kiss her, he followed to do, and then the child went over to touch the beauty of the whole body, he also followed to do, the third thing, the child took out a small didi bent three times ......