1. The city roads are jammed every day!
2. Sorry, the road traffic jam.
3. I can think of the most romantic thing about New Year's Eve, is to stay at home with you; to see the traffic jam on the street.
4. Every day, the traffic jam does not rest, from spring to fall, driving on the road, squeezed into a pot of porridge.
5. Traffic jam, upset, bad mood. Who knows who is blocked.
6. Traffic jam to distraction from the school to Guiyang visual estimate may take three hours.
7. "Can you describe in one sentence the feeling of traffic jam?" "The lesser leaves home, the older returns!"
8. The old driver told us a truth: when the traffic jam, take the right side of the road fastest; smooth, in the middle of the road, blast the throttle most 6 most powerful
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10. Encountered the evening rush, where to go also can not, the viaduct on the traffic jam, the interchanges below the stop.
11. To date, I have heard the most vicious abuse is: I abuse you out of this life on the traffic jam!
12. Highway traffic jam, hungry, called home delivery.
13. Difficult or not? Hundred meters of road to go half a day!
14. We watch the sunset together, and if we are stuck in traffic for a while, we can watch the sunrise together!
15. May Day vacation is here, you are still alone? Not a person, is it a dog ah!
16. Traffic jam jam upset, when I become a tycoon went to buy an airplane.
17. Before going to bed to see you in traffic jams, sleep and wake up you are still in traffic jams.
18. Going home is a long way to go, when the sky clears up.
19. New Year's home, the traffic jam is also happiness, of course, do not block too long, I have to rush home to eat it!
20. Born to be useful, an hour will not move.
21. Haha, the National Day traffic jam, drivers are directly off the engine!
Suitable for sending friends circle traffic jam humor copy of the second22. Hours away, hard to walk for an hour.
23. point half off work in Shaxi super parking lot to feel the atmosphere of the hour National Day traffic jam.
24. Every day at this time, the passing cars seem to be about to party together, as long as they do not want to leave.
25. Don't block the traffic jam, smile, a different mood to see the scenery.
26. High-speed traffic jam in a car four people, three people on the phone to play mahjong I will not be in front of the traffic jam more highlights the helplessness of life and sadness.
27. Single aunts can go on a blind date on the highway today. From the model to see the property, from the attitude to see the character, from holding urine to see the kidney function... Can only help you up to this point, do not thank me.
28. Brother home, wish him a happy National Day traffic jam!
29. Hangzhou people collapsed, why, because Hangzhou traffic radio released a microblogging information, everyone can not see the hope of lifting the traffic jam.
30. New Year's home, always face the trouble of traffic jams.
31. Every time you go home on New Year's Eve, you'll be stuck in a traffic jam, and if you're traveling for a few hours, you'll end up spending a whole day there, and you'll be in an unattractive mood.
32. Wide road for a while to become watertight.
33. The traffic jam is heartbreaking...the traffic jam is much more serious than in Nanjing
34. Recently accustomed to the preferred rail transit, not traffic jams, not upset, and this point is not crowded, A to B time with certainty guarantee, the rare according to the plan and cool air so that the recent state of anxiety to get a moment's relief ......
35. I can think of the most romantic thing is to stay at home with you; to see the traffic jam on the street.
36. Traffic jam, traffic jam is the car, is the time, of course, the traffic jam is people.
37. 1 hour, not yet left Jiuting. Traffic jam jam subway can not squeeze up! Busy and distracted hot morning began.
38. Only this time, the ring road on the beginning of traffic jams, the National Day holiday, and can be clean for a few days, I wish you all out of the travelers must not be blocked on the road Oh.
39. And then buy a car, be sure to buy auxiliary driving and sound double bully. Listening to the song, looking at the car to drive their own, the traffic jam is not so annoying
40. We look at the sunset, if the traffic jam for a while, you can look at the sunrise.
41. On the highway, the car was stuck for more than ten hours.
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2. Hours of travel, hard to walk an hour.
3. Get up early, drive out, and hours later still not out of your favorite city.
4. It looks like the first day of my National Day, to spend in the car, every National Day traffic jam, which is very anhui.
5. I hope that the road back to Xitang tomorrow do not traffic jam, but according to the amount of traffic jams on the National Day in previous years I seem to be dreaming.
6. Road traffic jam, just look at the sky, the sky is also jammed it.
7. The more anxious, the more traffic jams. A motionless minute, also served. I'm not sure if you're going to be able to do that.
8. New Year's home serious traffic jam, has been blocked for more than three hours, all the way to the traffic jam teammates do not.
9.26. Highway traffic jam .... A car four people, three people in the cell phone playing mahjong ... I... Will not ...
10.A hundred years of precipitation a full blockage.
11. Full of red taillights, ear full of piercing flute sound. The heart is worried about late for a long time, disheveled head like a thunderbolt.
12. Simply jammed upset, this road is really a traffic jam on the traffic police!
13. The traffic jam is too good, just get off to eat a meal.
14. The most beautiful scenery in the world, no longer home that part of the road.
15. Although happy to go home on New Year's Eve, the traffic jam is still painful, at the moment on the road, serious traffic jam.
16. and daughter-in-law to discuss where to go on vacation to play, this time the age of the son said leisurely: let's bring a sleeping bag snacks good music, fill up the gasoline, and then go to the traffic jam very leisurely.
17. On the way to the traffic jam, we all show their skills, there are fishing, there are walking the dog, there are out of the activities, I will sit in the car to enjoy a play and a play.
18. The traffic around the city is fast becoming a circle.
19. The road to happiness is often jammed with traffic because there are too many people in a hurry.?
20. Ice crystal door every morning out of the traffic jam, always said that this intersection to build a two-story overpass how no movement? Every morning out of the traffic jam people upset ......
Traffic jam send friends circle humor copy (Part II)21! I don't watch the weather forecast, it's going to be a traffic jam and heavy rain on the highway. When can I return home ah
22. Heart blocking, if the private car a little less good, so the road is not blocked, if the private car can be polite queuing, the car is not blocked. If people are not crowded we will go home quickly, and friends in a hurry will not be upset because of traffic jams, fewer private cars.
23. Some things have no choice, such as colds, traffic jams, and falling in love with a person.
24. Tomorrow will be the college entrance examination, all the candidates, I hope you go to the examination room on the road without traffic jam, I hope you play normal, I hope you can and know the same examination room.
25. Once in the road traffic jam, next to a beautiful woman smiled at me for half an hour - she was in the roadside advertising.
26. Japanese people would have been upset also traffic jam jam into this batch of appearance.
27. Miserable? The shoe mud car stuck in no one's business!
28. There are always some naive human beings who think that when you are stuck in a traffic jam, honking the horn a few times will make the car move!
29. Every day there are ten thousand intersections eight thousand ways.
30. 2:30 am airport highway is still stuck in traffic, I really want to vomit blood
31. Born to be useful, two hours are not moving.
32. Traffic jam, upset, bad mood. Who is blocked who knows.
33. Traffic jam, catching the bus, waiting for the bus, a long ride, carrying a heavy suitcase up and down emm,,, this is the last day of my vacation
34. Fear of the National Day traffic jam, get up at 4:30, continue to Lanzhou.
35. Chinese traffic jam, Beijing-Shenyang Expressway, Tai'an section, three cars rear-end, but after the car see the needle, resulting in the clearing truck can not enter the scene, blocked for more than an hour.
36. The second ring in the future less to go to the traffic jam upset don't want'.
37. Yo Yo Chek Ha Ha, tomorrow start to see the National Day traffic jam.
38. Once a year, the May Day holiday has come! Hurry up to open the circle of friends 4-day tour.
39. Traffic jam, traffic jam is the car, is the time, of course, is blocked people.
40.23. A girl in the highway traffic jam, really anxious, so took a plastic bag to solve the car, but how can not come out. Later, she put the plastic bag over her head and went to the side of the road to solve the problem.
1. Involvement is the process of entropy increase, life with negative entropy for life, into the heart flow, in order to break the involution.
2. You commented on the effort, the king of the volume has finished half a set of papers.
3. I'm the paper in the clothes pocket of the washing machine, and if I'm rolled up, no one is better off.
4. If you don't want to be rolled, you have to roll others.
5. You don't have to be against others, and you don't have to be against yourself.
6. Today, did you roll inside?
7. I pretended to watch Li Jiaqi Weiya live, in fact, nothing to buy, I secretly save money, rolled them to death.
8. Double eleven to the roommate recommended good things for them to buy, I secretly save money, and finally more than they have money, rolled them to death.
9. Roommates are sleeping, I secretly turn off the alarm clock on their phones, and tomorrow morning I'll go to class alone, get a scholarship, and roll them to death.
10. Boyfriend weekend game, I secretly study, more cultured than him, and then do not want him.
11. Roommates are sleeping, I steal their cell phones, turn off the alarm clock, tomorrow I go to class alone, roll them to death.
12. Do not please anyone, please who will fall into the involution, only to please themselves will not.
13. You all went to bed, I stayed up late, I died earlier than you, rolled you.
14. While Yundi Li is in prison, I hurry to practice the piano, roll dead you.
15. Other people are living a healthy life, I have to secretly eat junk food and drink iced drinks, and in the future, I will be infertile and unable to give birth to a child, younger than them, and rolled to death them.
16. The boat to the bridge naturally straight, now no need to make more efforts.
17. The housemates are all in the dry rice, I secretly pick the urn, die than they live in the good-looking, rolled dead them.
18. Roommates are asleep, I stole their cell phones to turn off the alarm clock, tomorrow I go to class alone, roll dead them.
19. I'm like a worm on a cabbage, my classmates are rolling, I crawl by myself.
20. My roommates are sleeping, I secretly drink carbonated beverages to occupy a place in the Western sky, rolled to death them.
The traffic jam humorous funny sayings suitable for sending friends (generic 30 sentences)
The traffic jam humorous funny sayings suitable for sending friends (a)
1. There is a kind of pain called the other people to the road you are still blocked, there is a kind of happiness called flying in the sky to see the traffic jam.
2. Cold snow even the night into the Wu, the highway to see the sunrise.
3. The car is jammed, more than the God of Gamblers will be jammed!
4. It is always the case that the car is stuck in a traffic jam during the festivals.
5. It looks like the first day of the National Day, I have to spend in the car, every National Day traffic jam, which is very Anhui.
6. The highway in the end, how much traffic, a sleep to wake up, found the car is still in place.
7. National Day traffic jams ...... can be, minutes of driving traffic jam three hours yet.
8. We can not predict when the traffic jam, just as we can not predict when the lover will change heart.
9. Annoyed, to be grumpy death of a holiday on the traffic jam, one-stop to sit for forty minutes and can not wait to get off to go one-stop to the subway station, and now just sit on, live in this broken place to be depressed to death
10. Tonight, home and rain traffic jam, many students just look at me on the go, only he has been with me until the crowd dispersed, really good warmth.
11. When you are stuck in a traffic jam, you are able to call your family, your friends, and even your customers. The longer the traffic jam lasts, the more profound the exchange of feelings. Some people have gained a long-lost love, some so talk into a big business, some also gained love ... ... the traffic jam also really promote the feelings between people.
12. May Day vacation is here, I bought a globe, the world is so big, not only can look at, but also can turn around.
13. When you go home on New Year's Day, you will always face traffic jams.
14. The fifth time to Jinan, still very miserable, from the time of highway traffic jams, last night's pit concert to the moment of the high-speed rail late, the feeling that there is no which is not looking for something
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16. I have practiced a realm: the car is blocked, the mood is not blocked!
17. Traffic jam another landscape, couples anyway, there is no emergency, just use this time and environment to talk about love.
18. Traffic jams, traffic jams, always traffic jams, you blocked me so upset, have the patience you block me for life.
19. Once a year, the May Day holiday has come! Hurry up to open the circle of friends 4-day tour.
20. It is difficult to get on the bridge, it is difficult to get off the bridge, the elevated traffic jam is severe. The first thing you need to do is to get off the bridge and get into the middle of a strolling car.
21. The most beautiful scenery in the world is no longer the road home.
22. Every time the road traffic jam, I am very calm, anxious and useless, as well as listen to the song
23. Hangzhou people collapsed, why, because Hangzhou Traffic Radio released a microblogging information, everyone can not see the lifting of the hope of traffic jams.
24. Brother home, wish him happy traffic jam!
25. I envy those who go out on the May Day holiday to travel friends, like us at any time can go out to travel people, simply can not experience that kind of happiness.
26. When you are stuck in a traffic jam, you can call your family, your friends, and even your clients. The longer the traffic jam, the deeper the emotional exchange. Some people have gained a long-lost family, some so talk about a big business, and some also gained love...Traffic jam really promotes the relationship between people...
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28. New Year's home, all kinds of traffic jam, traffic jam is not blocked!
29. The Avenue of Happiness is often jammed, because there are too many people rushing.
30. Never like to take the bus, traffic jam, slow, and dizzy. Still like to run on their own.?
Suitable for sending friends circle of the scroll humor copy (20 sentences)
1. can lie down to complete the thing, why stand, can do themselves on the beautiful, why do others.
2. In fact, we even fall in love with the inner volume.
3. Housemates are sleeping, I secretly turn off the alarm clock on their cell phones, tomorrow morning I go to class alone, get a scholarship, roll them to death.
4. Have not yet had time to internal volume, has begun their own mental internal consumption.
5. There is no such thing as a bad day in life, so if you can't get over it, try lying down!
6. Others eat fried chicken and drink Coke, I drink hot water every day, the body is better than them, rolled them.
7. While Li Yundi went to jail, I hurriedly practiced piano, rolled to death.
8. If you don't want to be rolled, you have to roll others.
9. Today, you rolled?
10. Now the object is not good to find, I and beautiful roommates internal digestion, rolled them to death.
11. The stylist asked me what kind of hairstyle I wanted, and I said natural inward curls.
12. They are all studying, I secretly sleep, so that my body is better than theirs, roll them to death.
13. Inward curling is the process of entropy increase, life feeds on negative entropy, enter the mindstream to break the inward curling.
14. My roommates are eating, so I'm going to secretly practice Pamela's, become the skinniest, and roll them to death.
15. Today I am proud of the involution, tomorrow the involution is proud of me!
16. You learn it, you roll it, I will now start to stay up late drinking coke playing games and watching dramas, early sudden death, the next life reincarnation to get a Bei .... Beijing account rich second generation, you roll three lifetimes can not do me.
17. Other college students drink plain water, I like to drink carbonated beverages, eat junk food, I'm one step ahead of them to grab the location of the Western sky, rolled them to death.
18. How to break the inner volume, only reading, because reading breaks the volume.
19. With my boyfriend said to nap together, I secretly get up to study, then the same time I learned more knowledge, so that he feels like a big stupid pig, roll dead him.
20. Other people are living a healthy life, I have to secretly eat junk food and drink iced drinks, and in the future I will be infertile and unable to give birth to children, younger than them, and rolled to death them.
Humorous friend circle saying
Humorous friend circle saying a
1. The National Day traffic jam is terrible, three or four hours of driving, it is estimated that it will be extended to eight hours or so, the heartache is still on the highway on their own... Estimated that you can go back to eat breakfast ~... Want to think about when you want to apply for a university outside the province, but I'm not sure if you want to go to a university in the province. I'm not sure if I'm going to be able to do that.
2. Traffic is a very annoying thing, when a bunch of annoying things happen to traffic can only be relieved with music. AC/DC is always on top of my list of songs, turn up the volume, close the windows, at this moment in time is their own.
3. We can't predict when we will be stuck in traffic, just as we can't predict when our lover will change his mind.
4. We watch the sunset together, if the traffic jam a little longer, we can watch the sunrise together.
5. Everyone got out of the car to do morning exercises. There are also drivers who walk their dogs on the highway.
6. Usually spit it haze traffic jam demon wind, but a first snow a heavy rain a piece of evening sunshine and can trigger a storm of praise. The fun of Beijing.
7. The longest National Day in history plus the longest traffic jam!
8. Finally going home for New Year's Eve, but this traffic jam I'm really afraid of, I'm most afraid of the traffic jam now, this process of transition is too arduous.
9. Highway car show, the most complete variety, the largest number of exhibitors in the luxury car show.
10. real quality of life, is the National Day and so on all kinds of vacations do not have to go out to endure the traffic jam bad. With all of you **** encouragement.
11. You can go, not to count me as a loser!
12. I did not expect it, actually someone went home last month, this month.
13. far from home is really bad, a vacation seven days, then, back and forth two days, taking into account the road traffic jam, may be less than one to two days, but what can be done
14. hey, early in the morning was angry, first of all, the city traffic jam, and then by the black hearted forwarding agent maliciously high forklift fees, and then the customer has to order I have been clearly informed of the discontinuance of a product, it is really enough!
15. Simply jammed upset, this road is really a traffic jam with traffic police!
16. The morning time is basically to go up with cookies and come down with flour, to that extent.
17. Home for New Year's Eve is a wonderful journey home, but the good will always be accompanied by bad experiences, and some things have no choice, such as traffic jams.
18. Come ah blessed phase hurt ah full high-speed traffic jams
19. Road to see a roar, the highway to walk the dog.
20. Don't block the heart of the traffic jam, smile a little, a different state of mind to see the scenery.
21. I am a high-speed traffic jam for an hour at the moment to 10 mph to Jinan to climb outside the wandering wanderer.
22. Every time the road traffic jam, I am very calm, anxious and useless, why not listen to the song
23. Since everyone realized that the holiday highway will be traffic jam, traffic jam time in advance.
24. Born to be useful, two hours are not moving.
25. Hate it or not? The car navigation does not work!
26. The old driver told us a truth: when traffic jam, go to the right of the fastest road; smooth, in the middle of the road, blast the throttle most 6 most powerful
27! Going out without looking at the weather forecast, this will be both traffic jams and heavy rain on the highway. When can I return home ah
28. Chinese traffic jam, Beijing-Shenyang Expressway, Tai'an section, three cars rear-end, but after the car to see the needle, resulting in the clearing trucks can not enter the scene, blocked for more than an hour.
29. Every time you go to school is not smooth, three-car crash, the highway traffic jam
30. go early, late, half an hour after an intersection, driving on the road all kinds of traffic jams, lost time is not worth it.
31. Traffic jam to doubt life ... cab masters and sent me to the exit ... stayed 4 years still can not find the entrance to the station I really good sad.
32. Originally, I brought two boxes of high-grade mooncakes to drive out to send gifts. In the middle of the traffic jam, hungry really can not hold out on the moon cakes eaten to find an exit home.
33. The rain is dense, the fog is cloudy and not afraid, as long as you go out on the road, encountered traffic jams on the head.
34. The mountains are full of doubt, and I woke up in the same place.
35. I wish all the people who go to travel today on the road are stuck in traffic so that you do not come to accompany me.
36. Traffic jam jam to doubt life ... cab masters and sent me to the exit ... stayed in the year still can not find the entrance to the station I really good sad.
37. 2:30 a.m. airport highway is still stuck in traffic, I really want to vomit blood
38. I can think of the most romantic thing in the New Year, is to stay at home with you; see the street traffic jam.
39. It's hard to get on the bridge, it's hard to get off the bridge, the elevated traffic jam is severe. The bridge is hard to get off, the bridge is hard to get on, strolling in the middle of the car.
40. Traffic jam, traffic jam is the car, is the time, of course, the traffic jam is the people.
Jitterbug's hottest hilarious harmonic terrain text collection of forty-one
Jitterbug's hottest hilarious harmonic terrain text (a)
1. I asked my mom why the candle's flame can't stop for a while when it's flickering. Mom said because it's the spirit of the boy".
2. Today, I washed some dates originally loaded together, but the results of the wash was scattered dates scattered dates scattered dates scattered dates scattered You hear that early scattered.
3. I know three kinds of berries, strawberries, cranberries, miss me berries, which one do you like?
4. Some frogs will touch your belly, because Conan said that the frog of the mind keeps touching your belly.
5. My mom told me to rub my clothes, and I said rubbed, rubbed, did you hear me? Missed it!
6. Fourteen years old, I grabbed a cicada, I thought I grabbed the whole summer, I did not expect the cicadas said: "I can not say that I hate not to grab the cicadas, just a little like?
7. One day, the duckling was reading a book, and his mother said, "Let's eat, let's close the book, let's close it, let's close it, let's close it, let's close it, let's close it, let's close it, let's close it.
8. Wu Jing met the mouse - Wu Jing hit the pedal!
9. One day m and n quarreled, and in the end m apologized because m sorry!
10. I heard that watching martial arts movies can help you lose weight, because it is often said in them that you die thin.
11. Why is there a piano and a mailbox in the room in a horror movie? A: the piano lived a few medicine mailboxes lived a few magic
12. One day I found a little ash on my body, I made a strong shot is not to fall down gray not go gray not go you hear it can not go back.
13. Do you believe in religion? I'm a Muslim, and our main task is to sleep.
14. Look at this I have two erasers, you do not have it, why? Because you don't have objects (erasers) ah.
15. Even I do not kiss, you kiss what? Qingdao beer?
16. Even I do not kiss that you kiss what kiss burn mouth?
17. One day, the bear bought an ice cream, the sun is hot, the ice cream melted, fell to the ground, the bear said: "as if the mud ah, as if the mud ah." Did you hear that, miss you ah.
18. "Why do you often get dizzy when traveling by car?" "That's because, you didn't memorize the multiplication facts."
19. You can't tell people who are afraid of dogs that there's more to life than the dog in front of you, and there's a street full of dogs.
20. Forward this purple potato, your favorite people purple potato in you.
21. Two moncler jackets are playing chess, children: moncler jackets your car is gone. The first one is the one that is not in the car. moncler jackets sale The second one is the one that is not in the car, and the third one is the one that is not in the car.
Jitterbug's hottest laughable harmonic terrier text (Part II)
22. truly do not recommend that we take the bus, I sat six stops like fifteen boys.
23. Today to work in the field, the honor of being back to the star, passing people are shouting at me: Dili Hotba.
24. The giraffe said, "I'm a giraffe!"
25. Men do not good color, good what? The giraffe said, "I'm a giraffe!"
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26. The teacher told us: circle, any point on the circle to the center of the circle is equal in distance. The content of this class guess an old Beijing food - teaching circle.
27. know why Doraemon has no neck? Because the blue neck to accumulate mud.
28. Zhuge Liang: "wind ah, you to the west blowing" wind: "you are like watermelon"!
29. Today it rained a lot ah, my friend asked me if I want an umbrella, I said do not umbrella do not umbrella you hear do not scatter do not scatter.
30. Want to quit Coke is actually very simple, drink lemon juice on the good, drink a sigh of good acid ah! The first thing you need to do is to get rid of it!
31. The queen ant died, and the other ants kept yelling, "We don't have a queen, we don't have a future, we don't have a future".
32. When I Gucci, tears are always para para dior.
33. You don't even love me, so what do you love? Einstein?
34. I said I was in Shenzhen Baoan, you go around saying that I was in Shenzhen as a security guard?
35. Do not return the message normal, you have seen which beauty is not busy.
36. One day, the pig and the leopard went to eat, the boss said: two to eat what it, the pig said: give me the whole point of the pig food, the boss said: OK, a pig food, then you want to point out what it is, the little leopard. The little leopard said: leopard food. The boss said: Beijing time eight o'clock sharp.
37. Chinese people do not eat what will happen? It will even be Chinese fasting.
38. As soon as I open my eyes, it is bright, and as soon as I close my eyes, it is dark, will I be a refrigerator.
39. Even I do not kiss, then you kiss what, Tibetan Plateau?
40. If the phone has a lot of memory, you can save a lot of self-fear, and thus know their own changes: the sea of memory.
41. "I have a surprising job." "What?" "Digging roots."