1. There is a quail to participate in the ball went late so everyone called him ～ late quail.
2. One day the elephant was eating ice cream, ate a lot of good, the more you eat the more disgusting, the mouse said elephant tired, elephant tired, you hear it want you.
3. That day, the bedroom next door to the home lights flickering, called the maintenance master, the master asked what the problem? I said: "bedroom next door lights too flash" he: "seize the vine of love?"
4. The lower road Kai father into the tower, the defense of the lower tower! I'm not sure what I'm talking about, but I'm not sure what I'm talking about. The first thing you need to do is to get a good look at the next step in the process. I can't put it down.
5. Yongqi help Huang Amma rub bath, surprisingly rub out Amma mud.
6. at home accidentally hit the corner of the table table rags fell actually rolled out of the door turned out to be cloth can go out
7. a Japanese to China to see a dentist, the results of the two people fought, the police asked to know that the dentist and the Japanese said: "pull a tooth"
8. deer to the The deer to take pictures of the bunny, always nothing to shoot, the deer let the bunny jump, "you're too short" The bunny anxious to cry out "I'm not short, I'm not short at all.
10. One day the bear was playing balloon bear, while shouting while chasing, ball you do not go, ball you do not go, you hear me, please do not go.
11. You don't even want me, want what? Want to die?
12. We can not let the fear of heights to go to the rooftop every day to practice, we can not let the fear of ghosts every day to go to Guijie shopping.
13. Yang over poisoning, Ouyang Feng for its detoxification, said to the little dragon lady: do not look at me just inhibit the itch, the little dragon lady received: green ...... green grass also for me to become more fragrant?
14. Just now, see a foreigner, a fluent English is very good to hear, I asked him to send is the British sound or American sound, he said he sent a good want to go out to see the electro-acoustic!
15. Today's class did not bring the book, the teacher asked me where the book Yes, I lost where?
16. Teacher: four plus one equals how many? Xiaoming: equal to six minus one Teacher: Why do you know the answer and still say so! Xiaoming: because we young people do not speak of five (Wudu)
17. If the phone has a lot of memory, you can store a lot of self-fear, and thus know their own changes: the sea storage friend.
18. I said I preferred Li Bai's poems, Lu You was furious, so we could not get on the Internet at home.
19. Grandma's house door handle is very thick, open the door when there is a ringing sound, and then asked this to know that this is called want to rough door
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Everyday dislike of people's harmonic terrier quotes (Part II)21. The chicken and rare rice fried together, which will get a bowl of fried chicken rare rice mud ~
22. Even the night is not simmering, then you simmering what, Ollie to give?
23. You do not even coax me, then you coax who, Hong Shixian?
24. Huang Ting can not pick up the words, go to find - ah.
25. I have recently been on an island, my friends asked me which island I was on, I was on the island of the poor.
26. The company conference room door handle is how bad? It was broken by the boss in a fit of pique.
27. "Why is it that every time Xu Xian gets angry, when Bai Suzhen sings, Xu Xian lets her go?" "Because she is the best at rapping snake songs."
28. "The white balloon stepped on the black balloon black balloon what to do?" "Confession balloon."
29. I'm a weight loss drug, I can make people weigh nothing I'm not heavy on drugs ah, not heavy on drugs ah.
30. Xiao Wang did not know how to cross the river, after Baidu, actually ferry over.
31. We can't just feel the pulse of the times ourselves and not let your mom feel Wang Yibo. They think all day long for life to let go of a fight, turn your face to let your mom let go of a fight"
32. Don't love me, no results, I have a lot of things, but also love to make.
33. Mushroom walking on the road, was hit by the orange. The mushroom was furious and said, "No eyes, go to hell." Then the orange died. Because the mushroom wanted the orange to die, the orange had to die.
34. fried egg to the lotus egg confession sung song "This is a fried egg of a small love song ~"
35. men are not good color, good what? Good are you?
36. Just finished eating the pills given by the doctor, feel a little bitter on the chopsticks clip a few jujubes, eat on the guilty heart, it turns out that I eat chopsticks jujubes I pill.
37. "If someone belongs to me how happy ah" "stop, no one belongs to the fish".
38. Two moncler jackets are playing chess, children: moncler jackets your car is gone. The first is to make sure that you have a good idea of what you want to do.
39. Raised a group of chickens, no one will lay eggs, I asked myself, I still have chickens will.
40. Do you know how heavy the stars are eight grams because of Starbucks.
Daily dislike of the harmonic terrier quotes (Part III)41. Want Want snowcakes feel hot will become what, Want Want cents shells.
42. I am a little sheep, I sheared today, I lost sheep.
43. The child's chocolate melted and fell to the ground, the child said it was like mud, like mud, you hear that, I miss you.
44. The pot and the mud are good friends, and one day the mud went to play at the pot's house, and the pot asked who are you? Who are you? The mud said I am mud, I am mud, I am mud, you hear me?
45. The bear had a flower, but the flower withered, and the bear said sadly: flower, do not wither. Do you hear me? Don't cry.
46. Coal can't light a fire, so it's a coal problem.
47. Just been reported by the neighbors disturbed, because I am poor ding dong.
48. Fourteen years old, I caught a cicada, I thought I caught the whole summer, I did not expect the cicadas said: "I can not say that I hate not to grab the cicadas, just a little like?
49. The bunny planted a fruit tree in the spring, and when she went to see it in the fall, she mumbled to no results ah no results.
50. Zhang Fei and Guan Yu riding together, there is a cliff in front, Guan Yu said: "You quickly strangled horse" Zhang Fei said: "I'm happy ah" Guan Yu said: "You quickly strangled your horse! "
51. Everyone is a hamburger, why are you all Bean, I am the baby.
52. You have "A Brief History of Time"? I don't have time to pick that up!
53. Do you like pineapple juice, strawberry juice, or my little baby juice.
54. The name of the doctor who helped Wang Maodong to deliver the baby must be Columbus, because he was the one who discovered the New World.
55. I have to rely on threats to get things done when a good-looking girl is pampered.
56. Want pumpkin almond milk, not melon, not apricot, not dew, want to pumpkin.
57. The cat's mother scolded the kitten, saying: "Why did you tear the mouse you caught into pieces? You do not party this is very cruel?" The kitten said: But the mouse pieces are really delicious.
58. I am a more mature person, like gambling not to eat such a thing, are full of food before doing.
59. The room of a beautiful woman is usually messy After all, it is a messy room.
60. Why is it that in horror movies, houses with heavy evil spirits have a piano? Because "the piano lives a few demons".