First, underwear as paper

B, take it by hand

C, lift your pants and leave

I don't know which genius came up with this question.

I know the problem of this century, or when I was in the fourth grade of primary school.

A group of red scarves don't go out to play after class, and the arguments are flushed and discussed with relish.

But until the bell rings, an optimal solution cannot be discussed.

If I can go back in time, I must come up with an optimal scheme.

Because I never imagined that this really became a multiple-choice question that I had to do in a few months.

If you haven't met it, you will never feel the pain of having to make a choice.

What's more frightening is that you have diarrhea when you do this multiple-choice question.

It doesn't matter how you choose in the end, in short, the ideological struggle is extremely fierce.

It can only be said that what happens to others is called a story, and what happens to yourself is life.

In fact, the key to this problem is not to fall into a fixed mindset. Because the actual option is actually far more than ABC.

0 1

The gap between people sometimes lies in the ability to draw inferences from others.

In fact, this situation, to some extent, we are the same as Emperor Qianlong.

Although his old man's house uses silk, it is essentially a textile.

And our choice from head to toe, even if you are not careful, can make it difficult for you to choose.

If you usually use less paper, you can choose small items.

Our option A underwear is one of them, and the only drawback is that the wind blows your ass cold after finishing.

Other handkerchiefs, socks, hair bands, hats, headscarves, etc. It is also a very good choice.

If you usually use a lot of paper, it is recommended to use large pieces.

Scarves, T-shirts, autumn trousers and coats are not only large in area, but also can be folded many times.

Enough to ensure that when you stand up, you are clean and carefree.

02

A wise man corrects his own mistakes through the mistakes of others.

The ancient Greeks rubbed pebbles back and forth after going to the toilet.

The Frenchman uses thick hemp rope, but when it is convenient, he pulls it back and forth.

In the past, people in China used bamboo chips, and then scraped them gently after relieving themselves.

And the tools they use, without exception, are reused.

And our conditions are much better than theirs. Compared with them, don't be ignorant of the blessings.

There may not be pebbles, thick hemp ropes or bamboo chips around you.

But next to you, there is a high probability that there will be a trash can.

In this world, there is no absolute garbage, only misplaced resources.

Our main goal is still relatively clean toilet paper.

If not, such as masks and menstrual towels can also be considered.

Remember, success is the best choice.

Don't be embarrassed, as long as you keep your mouth shut, no one else will know about it.

If you look closely, you should still have a chance.

03

As long as the mind does not decline, the method is always more difficult than it is.

Except for the clothes you wear and the resources in the trash can. What you carry with you may solve your urgent need.

Of course, I don't mean newspapers and books.

If you smoke, there is a piece of tin foil paper in the cigarette case, or you can use it as paper when you open the cigarette.

If you have cash on you, that would be great. Whether it is paper money or coins, this is where they come in.

Don't think these things are too small and unrealistic. After all, the Japanese royal family used cicadas before.

04

Master in the folk, unique skills out of the grass.

There are two ways, which I think are bound to make people shine.

The first inspiration comes from a toilet on the market, which has the function of washing ass. Users don't need to bring paper at all, and they will automatically wash it for you when they press it.

If you have a mineral water bottle at hand, you can also solve it manually with the same idea.

With water and mineral water bottles, how to wash your ass, I believe you are so smart, you can certainly achieve it easily.

The second method uses scientific thinking. The essence of this method is that quantitative change forms qualitative change.

According to a person who didn't want to be named, if you just lift your pants and leave, you will be smeared after two steps, resulting in sticky ass.

Therefore, the core is to change Baba's "wet" state-air drying!

If you squat for twenty or thirty minutes before you stand up, then you won't have any sticky troubles when you walk. Walk comfortably and rest assured.

it's over

Don't panic when you shit without paper. There are so many ways, there is always one that suits you.

Be prepared for a rainy day. I suggest you secretly collect it.

Thank you for your praise and attention. More other coup, welcome to leave a message to share.

May all people who shit without paper walk out of the toilet with dignity.