Teaching you to play soy sauce professionally
Let's look at the soy sauce advertisement first:
1. Soy sauce is everlasting, and a jug of it will last forever.
Even in a small pot, there are new heights in life.
When the soy sauce pot is opened, good things come naturally.
2. Mathematicians play soy sauce
The world's mathematicians a **** there are two kinds. One is to know the number; the other is not to know the number.
Mathematicians who know numbers: let him play a bottle of soy sauce, but the results carried a bottle of vinegar back, and then also said: ? I don't care what's in the bottle, because the numbers are right.
The mathematician who can't read: took three bottles and said: ? It is known that a bottle of soy sauce lies between half a bottle and two bottles of soy sauce; therefore, if you let half a bottle of soy sauce change continuously to two bottles of soy sauce, you will surely get a bottle of soy sauce. As to how to get it, that's none of my business. I have only argued that a bottle of soy sauce practically exists.?
3, teach you how to play soy sauce
You must choose the best bottle of oil,
The best is the kind of blue and white porcelain official kiln.
Make the highest grade soy sauce bottle,
The four great masterpieces, classical paintings to him included.
Through a thousand hammered. Sauce bottles to see through the world as we know it.
What linear perspective ah, air perspective ah, hidden perspective, etc. as a principle?
Give it all you can.
When playing soy sauce, you carry a bottle of oil in your left hand, and in your right hand, you hold a bottle of oil engraved with the name "Professional Soy Sauce".
With a necromancer's helmet on his head, he wore the "Soy Sauce Man" costume. Soy Sauce Man?
The undead warlock's helmet, wearing a culture shirt with the word "soy sauce man"?
See a store, something to go around: ?
The first thing you need to know is that you have to be able to get your hands on a lot of things that you don't want to.
The first time I saw this, I had to go back to the office.
With a few pictures of the sauce, a high powered camera
Just two words: professional.
A bottle of soy sauce will cost you a thousand or so dollars
The other bottles are either gold or diamonds
You're embarrassed to say hello to a glass bottle
How many times do you have to play soy sauce in a single day?
I think it would have to be 500 times
500 times?
I don't know how many times I'd have to do that.
A thousand times, but not too much, not discount
People who come out to play soy sauce, every day more than 10,000.
The people who are willing to play 500 times don't care if it's 500 times more.
Not that? Five hundred times in a previous life to play soy sauce, only in exchange for this life to rub shoulders with reporters.?
What is professional soy sauce?
Professional soy sauce is:
I only hit the soy sauce, hit or not hit do not know.
So, we came to play soy sauce slogan is:
None of my business, I came to play soy sauce?
4, soy sauce experience
soy sauce is an attitude, the so-called silent majority, the so-called ? Nonviolent non-cooperation?
打酱油是一个生活，也不是单纯的看热闹，既不是简单的路过;
打酱油是一种娱乐，冷眼旁观他人的喧嚣，静静品味自己的沉默;
打酱油是一种境界，我也曾热血激愤过，但是我现在也不说什么。
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