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After experiencing "being addicted to cats, I can't stop them", I found that people are getting farther and farther on the road of "committing crimes" because of cats-not only instigating people around them to suck cats, but also gathering people to "gamble on cats".

Cat gambling refers to adopting a kitten that can't see what it looks like when it grows up, and taking risks to develop a ball, hoping to harvest a cute meow that is popular in social networks in the future.

Although it is the same as gambling, betting on jade can decide whether you lose or gain in an instant, while betting on cats takes months or even years.

You need your wannabe's care and patience, take out your bracelet and take care of your cat constantly. Otherwise, during this period, it is easy to be hit intermittently because of the failure of gambling on jade.

How can we win the first prize in this gambling game and take the initiative?

My sister's skin needs maintenance, and so does the cat. It is difficult to win a bet on a cat without a little awareness of "taking rural China as the competition level".

Vaccinate regularly to drive away insects. If multiple cats gamble together, you should prevent infection.

Keep cat antibiotics at home, wash ear secretions with ear wash water, remove fungi and ear mites, cat moss cream, nasal drops, glucose ... In short, you should take care of the most basic health and fundamentally prevent the owner's skin from being flawed.

The second is eating. A cat's good mental state and shiny fur depend on food quality and nutrition.

You don't want your cat to lose its hair as young as you do, do you? There may be more external care items for hair than your two girlfriends combined.

Wash your face with Johnson & Johnson tear-free formula, avoid nostrils, ears and hair, first use imported GXXP deoiling cream, then use shower gel, add anti-hair removal bubble bath in summer, and finally apply conditioner with Lexx.

When dry, choose absorbent towels with large water absorption. Soak in warm water in advance and wring out. Then wrap the whole cat with a bath towel with a thickness of 165*60, leaving only the head exposed.

Blow dry gently with a special frequency conversion pet hair dryer. If the cat hair is knotted, comb it with XX Ding 006 comb. Don't forget to drop sodium hyaluronate eye drops before and after bathing. ...

You bet your sincerity on the cat! Cats, only (a little) may grow fat, soft and lovely to repay you!

Of course, not everyone can be so diligent. Cats also have their own powerful genes, and the maintenance of the day after tomorrow should emphasize the basic law. Of course, the pedigree of the pastoral cat can't be compared with the cat of the competition level.

Sometimes you think you are well raised?

May be in a few sunny afternoons, give you a critical attack, make you feel that online maintenance tips are all scams of contemporary consumerism.

The excitement of betting on cats is that you never know how your cat looks under your nose, and you keep increasing the frequency of this ugly face until the probability becomes 100%.

After several heavy maintenance in the Spring and Autumn Period, there is a newly grown cat at home. This time, it is the critical moment for you to bet on cats:

Have you got used to your ugly cat?

You think cute is cute, ugly is cute, frowning in a daze is exactly like you, obscene, cold, stupid and humorous. So, you won the bet!

Otherwise, do you think the success or failure of betting on a cat depends on whether it looks good or not? Is this what you should think of your master?

Ugly cats also smoke, which is the greatest wealth you can win-the consciousness of being good (recognition) and good (life).

At present, the hottest and most attractive cats are not standard beautiful cats. Those ugly and lovely cats are the brightest stars in the night sky.

For example, Japan's "Yangtangjun", from the name of this dessert, you should not be difficult to feel the expectation of the owner Kachimo.

But the rebellious mutton soup seems to completely ignore this expectation. It seems ... casual.

Whether it is facial features, expressions or even gestures, it exudes the temperament of "360 degrees is a dead end".

But this does not prevent it from becoming one of the hottest cats in Asia, nor does it prevent people from sucking it remotely!

Because of its unique taste, it was also on TV, published a book and held a photo exhibition.

People who frown at their mobile phones and say "ugly" are like addicts who take part in accidental amusement.

It is said that this is forcing me to give up cats. In fact, I have accepted this rude and weird mental stimulation in my heart. I have seen these pictures of ugly cats over and over again, and even want to collect them ... Another addiction is forming in your body!

If you are betting on cats, you may find that your master always likes to watch you go to the toilet, watch you cook and watch you do everything.

In fact, this is the characteristic that domestic cats don't grow up. Cats will be driven out of the territory by the mother cat and live alone when they grow up. Walking alone is the price of its growth.

Domestic cats (if they are lucky) can stay with their owners and live like kittens forever. So when he followed you into the toilet, he was actually just the "leader" among the players.

So if you want a family with fur gel, you can safely choose to "gamble on cats", regardless of your pedigree and appearance:

Take good care of it when you come back from adoption. This is a gambling game that tames each other, and it is also a bet on your promise.

Even if it doesn't grow into a cute meow in the traditional sense, you can still see its unique cuteness, that is, winning the bet.

The movie The Lion records the story of a real lost boy who grew up looking for a home thousands of miles away. When his adoptive mother was asked about normal fertility but wanted to adopt a child, she replied:

"There are so many people in the world. If I have one, it won't make the world a better place, but if I adopt one, I can give the world more hope. " (to this effect)

Instead of turning farming into a money transaction, it is better to have a "cat bet" that will win.