4. A man went to visit his grandmother with his friends. While he was talking to his grandmother, his friend started eating peanuts on the coffee table and finished them all. As they left, his friend said to Grandma, "Thank you for the peanuts." Grandma responded, "Oh! Uh-huh! Ouch! Since I lost all my teeth, I can only suck the chocolate out of them. I'm old." , cough...

5. One time, he went to a restaurant and ordered this dish, but the waiter told him that it was already sold. It’s over. “Is it really sold out? he asked disappointedly. "Sir, it's really sold out." You see, the last one was sold to the gentleman at that table. "The waiter replied. The man followed the waiter's instructions and saw a very respectable gentleman sitting next to him. The gentleman had almost eaten his meal, but the "Spicy Vermicelli Pot" was still full. The man He felt that the gentleman was wasting delicious food, so he walked up to the gentleman, pointed at the "Spicy Vermicelli Pot" and asked politely: "Sir, do you want more of this?" "The gentleman shook his head gracefully. Then the man immediately sat down, picked up the spoon and wolfed it down.

Suddenly, he found a very small mouse with all its fur lying on the bottom of the casserole. Feeling sick, the man vomited all the vermicelli he had eaten back into the casserole. When he was there with his stomach turning, the gentleman looked at him with sympathy and said: "It's disgusting, isn't it? I was like this just now..."

6. On this day, the hotel owner was Patrol the halls. A beggar came up and said, "Boss, can you give me a toothpick?" The boss gave him one and sent him away. After a while, another beggar came, also asking for toothpicks. The boss thought to himself: Why does this beggar ask for toothpicks instead of rice? He was also sent away, and not long after, another beggar came. The boss said to him: "Are you here to ask for toothpicks too?" The beggar said: "Someone vomited, but I was a step too late. The two beggars in front had already eaten everything I could eat, and now only the soup is left. . Can you give me a straw?

7. The eldest brother and the second child were on a plane. The second child was airsick and kept vomiting. The eldest brother had to go get the bag and found out when he came back. Everyone on the plane was vomiting. The boss asked why, and the second child said: "I saw that this bag was also full of vomit, so I had to drink half of the bag, and they all vomited." ”

8. If you haven’t vomited now, then I have to admit that you are a master, and then I am going to use a trick---

Nirvana-- ---

One day, the eldest brother and the second child went to the theater to watch a play. They saw the two arguing about the development of the plot and made a bet. The eldest brother pointed to the row of spittoons in front and said: “The loser has to take a sip of what’s in there. "Unfortunately, the eldest brother lost, so the eldest brother frowned and took a sip. The two then bet on the following plot. This time, the second child lost. The second child picked up a spittoon and drank fifteen big gulps in a row. The boss was shocked and looked down in admiration. He said to the second boss, "You are so amazing. You can actually drink fifteen gulps in a row!" The second child shook his head, "It's not that I want to drink. The phlegm in that spittoon is too thick. I can't stop biting it!" "The sun is in the east and the moon is in the west sky to create the word "Ming"

The son is on the right and the daughter is on the left with the word "dinghao"

An inch of land is a temple, and next to the temple is a temple. The poem says: The bright moon sends the monks home. Ancient temple.

Two trees form a forest, and there is a ban under the forest. It is forbidden to enter the mountain forest at the right time.

The sun and the moon are bright and the morning is dark, and the mountain wind is rising.

The stone skin is broken but still strong, and the ancient trees are not dead.

The sky is close to the top of the mountain, the sky is far away from the mountainside

The moon floats on the water surface and the moon still sinks when you reach the bottom of the water.

The moon is full and the moon is waxing, the moon is waxing and waning, year after year, twilight and morning, the sun will not appear until the end of the night.

Flowers bloom and fall, flowers fall and flowers bloom, summer, summer, autumn, and summer. The summer is cool, and spring comes after the harsh winter.

The moon is bright and the moon is bright in August.

The mountains and mountains in Wushan are very beautiful

The moon in the sky is full, the moon in the world is half, the moon is full and the moon is half

The end of this year, the beginning of next year, the end of every year, and the beginning of every year

The dragon's wrath, the wind and the waves< /p>

The moonlight shoots into the water and into the sky

One big Qiao, two small Qiaos, three inches of golden lotus and four inches of waist, five and six boxes of colorful flowers, eight points and nine points of beauty.

In the 19th month of the lunar month, six of the seven Jinshi returned, four drums and three drums sounded at the fifth watch, and two big Qiaos were occupied by one person.

The breeze could not tolerate me

When will the bright moon shine on people again

The first couplet: "Qing" implies the rule of the Qing Dynasty.

Second line: "Mingyue" commemorates the Ming Dynasty.

The moon is bright and the sky is clear, and there will be no rain tonight.

The wind is cold and the dew is cold, and it will turn into frost later.

The second line: "Cheng Shuang" is a play on "Cheng Shuang".

The moon under the water is like the moon in the sky

The person in my eyes is the person in front of me

The Xiangjiang moon is blown up several times

Wuxia clouds are attracted by one pillow

The first couplet contains the word "flute".

The second couplet implies "dream".

First couplet:

Several floors, supporting the east peak alone, close to the water and distant mountains, for painting, collecting snow on the green mountains, scattering the white river smoke, and baking the red landscape. , stained with blue fog. Sometimes poets pay tribute to the past, and sometimes warriors take advantage of the situation. The most pitiful thing is that the core of the flower is drifting, and the spring boudoir mirror has long been buried. The loquat is lonely, and the grave with the fragrance of green fields is left empty. I have mixed feelings about this. Laughing and silly butterflies always send them to drunken dreams.

Try shouting from the top: Whose property is this half of the moon?

Second couplet:

Thousands of years have passed, Xichuan bureaus have been changed repeatedly, and great works have been completed, pretending to be heroes, jumping up to the dragon, dying in front of the phoenix, lying in the gate under the tiger, and singing the frog in the well. . Suddenly there is an iron horse and a gold sword, suddenly there is a silver sheng and a jade flute. They are not like long songs and short rhymes, written about love, hate and idle sorrow; winding corridors and winding corridors, enjoying the good wind and rain. I groaned and frowned, unable to return from all over the world. The hozen jumped to death and finally fell into the trap of Qiankun. And I asked, "Look at the dangerous building. Is that cloud my sky?" ”

Seen in the Chongli Pavilion of Wangjiang Tower in Chengdu, this couplet combines *** 210 words

The upper couplet:

Step up to the floor, Since Fei Wenwei had come, Shi said that Lu Shao had come here first, and Chu Shu failed to pass the examination. It is hard to say which dynasty he imitated? Hao writes poems that will last for thousands of years. He traces the official traces in the future, and the victory is close to him. He connects Anhui and Henan in the far east, controls Jingxiang in the west, sleeps on Changyue in the south, and connects to Zhongxi in the north. In the vast universe, Hu is not a passing guest. . Hanging on the eaves of the roof, listen to the sound of bronze and black iron horses, hang the sails on the river, and play with the snow waves and clouds. From the top of the mountain dozens of feet high, the towering mountains are towering, and the beams are restored and restored. The wild waves in the gorge depend on the luck of the gods, and the swords on Xibi's shoulders, the wine and money in the bushes, the sound of flutes in the mountains, and the shadow of cranes in the sky.

Second line:

See it in the Yellow Crane Tower in Wuchang, 350 words, unknown author. It can be said to be the first long couplet in ancient and modern times, okay?