After Tang Monk drove away Wukong, he encountered a monster again. He had to recite a tight spell to call Wukong back to save his life. Soon a voice came from the air: Sorry, the user you called is not in the service area. Please try again later. .

Xiao Ming wants to listen to a story. Dad asked if he wanted to listen to the long one or the short one? Xiao Ming: It’s long! Dad: Once upon a time, there was a fly, buzzing... Xiao Ming: It should be short! Dad: Once upon a time there was a fly, buzz, pop.

Doctor: Your two bad teeth can be extracted. Patient: I'm afraid. Will there be any side effects if the tooth is extracted? Doctor: The side effects should be minor, but you may lose weight.

Wife: "Have you seen Ba Jin's "Home"?" Husband: "No." Wife: "I suggest you take a look, it's very good!" Husband: "Really, I'll go tomorrow , Where does he live?”

Xiao Ming said: Dad, it’s so cold in the room! Dad said: You can stand in the corner. Xiao Ming asked in surprise: Why? Dad smiled and said: Because the corner is 90 degrees.