The lines of the skit "Eating Noodles" performed by Chen Pace and Zhu Shimao partly read:
Chen: (slightly surprised) Eat noodles!
Zhu: Look, it's a bowl of noodles.
Chen: Hey! I happen to have not eaten today.
Zhu: What did you say?
Chen: Ah... I said I'll - I'll do a good job today, huh?
Zhu: Come on, come on, get ready first. Well, all our departments pay attention ah. Makeup, costumes, props are ready.
Chen: (looking at the bowl and muttering happily to himself) Marinated noodles!
Zhu: Hey. The position of the camera, let's give it a little closer. Hey, it's okay.
Chen: (stealing noodles and making noise)
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Chen: (continuing to steal noodles)
Zhu: What noise! Quiet!
Chen: Shhh-[laughter on stage] (whispering) Don't laugh!
Zhu: Our departments have stepped up their preparations. (Walking towards Chen) ah this section of the actor's scene is (found him eating noodles) - hey! How do you ? How did you eat it?
Chen: I'm not going to lie, I didn't eat breakfast this morning. I'll start with the bottom.
Zhu: This is not even the beginning of the shooting!
Chen: (pointing to the bucket of noodles) It's okay, I see there's another bucket there!
Zhu: (helplessly) Uh this scene is like this.
Chen: Ah.
Zhu: You and your girlfriend have arranged to go to the movies together tonight at 8:00 ......
Chen: Ah! Love theater. (excited look) Ouch~~ this ----
Zhu: (looking at his watch) Uh - it's... ...
Chen: Hey director, I've always loved watching love movies since I was a kid.
Zhu: Stop nagging, it's already 8 o'clock.
Chen: Hey, it's 8 o'clock
Zhu: You're eating noodles, your girlfriend comes to call you, you finish the noodles, put down the bowl and run out.
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Zhu: I said a **** two lines, what's your hurry ......
Chen: (grabbed the words) Yeah a **** two lines, I'm not in a hurry.
Zhu: No, I said a **** two lines, what is your hurry!
Chen: Yeah, I'm really not in a hurry director.
Zhu: (impatient) I said one **** two lines what are you in a hurry ......
Chen: (grabbing the words, revealing a helpless look) It's two lines, I - what's my hurry you... ...
Zhu: (loudly) Okay! You don't have to talk!
Chen: Hey. Yes.
Zhu: You do not say ah!
Chen: Ah, I won't say anything.
Zhu: A **** two lines, you said.
Chen: (a little bit clearer) I said it.
Zhu: What's your hurry, wait for me for a while.
Chen: Oh, I seem to understand, I said it.
Zhu: Hey, you said, you say it again let me hear.
Chen: Uh (not back yet).
Zhu: You say it.
Chen: (glancing at the director) Uh. Just say it?
ZHU: No, of course you have to say it with some emotion.
Chen: Oh, with some emotion. (impatient) Hey! What's your hurry? Wait for me!
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Zhu: Stop ...... you have to talk while you eat!
Chen: also want to talk while eating. This is not easy ah (eat while talking) what is your hurry ah ......
Zhu: stop stop stop! You really serve a bowl of noodles to find a little bit of the feeling of eating noodles.
Chen: (pleased, a little can not believe) really, let me eat a bowl of ------ hey, full.
Zhou: We all departments pay attention to ah, look at the actor's scene, immediately start shooting. Good, come. Prepare.
Chen: (handing the bowl over) or you eat first.
Zhu: (helplessly. Signaling with his hand for him to eat by himself)
Chen: Then I'll I'll be polite.
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Chen: Hey~~ it tastes good!
Zhu: What tastes good?
Chen: The noodles. Just the right amount of saltiness!
Zhu: I didn't ask you that. (Hand on his shoulder) I asked you this - how does it feel?
Chen: (rubbing his belly) Full!
Zhu: (helplessly) It's all screwed up, you see.
Chen: Not screwed!
Zhu: I asked you how you feel about the scene just now. The feeling of the scene.
Chen: The play - nothing felt.
Zhu: How can you not feel it, the play-
Chen: Hey no, I just feel the flavor is not bad, nothing else.
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Zhu: Stop!
Chen: (still eating)
Zhu: Stop! What no feeling ah!
Chen: It's no feeling.
Zhu: What no feeling ah?
Chen: You said no feeling ah.
Zhu: What's the line?
Chen: the line is what's your hurry you ......
Zhu: you ......
Chen: hey director, you don't want to criticize me, I'll just eat another bowl (the difficult way of serving noodles).
Zhu: Good. Come on. Ready.
Chen: Hey (answered breathlessly).
Zhu: Good. Eat! Official shot! Prepare! Be happy, be natural. Start shooting!
Chen: (rushes to eat noodles)
Zhu: Say! Say the words!
Chen: The words!
Zhu: Say the words!
Chen: The lines!
Zhu: Wrong! Stop!
Chen: (finished eating and put the bowl down)
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Chen: Okay--
Zhu: (Zhu picked up the bucket and poured it into the bowl)
Chen: Hey director I I I I eat me ......
Zhu: Good, very good.
Chen: this - how can this be eaten.
Zhu: Don't panic don't panic. Squat down squat down.
Chen: (squatting and getting up)
Zhu: Squat down!
Chen: I can't squat down.
Zhu: Aiya - props, take a stool over. Come on, sit, sit.
Chen: ouch, thank you, thank you.
Zhu: Okay, camera ready. Formal shooting. Ready. Start.
Chen: (picks the noodles to his mouth and puts them down, can't eat)
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Chen: (hiccups)
Zhu: OK, hold on for a minute, hold on for a minute OK. Okay, one minute, one minute. Just one minute ah. Attention all departments! Official shot. Ready -
Chen: (hiccups)
Zhu: I say you ......
Chen: director, I really (hiccups) really can not, you love to find who to shoot to find who to shoot (hiccups) I'm still doing my old line to go! I'll just go back to my old job.
Zhu: Come back! I'm not sure if I'm going to be able to do that!
Chen: Director. I don't want to be famous now.
Zhu: You can't be famous even if you don't want to be.
Expanded Information:
1. "Eat the Noodles" is the 1984 CCTV Spring Festival Gala performance by Chen Pesi and Zhu Shimao's masterpiece, marking the birth of the skit. The significance of the work: "test actors" was disassembled parts changed to "eating noodles", a sensation, the Spring Festival Gala has become the audience's favorite skit training base.
2, "eating noodles" skit in the character image is very successful, the actor performance is also very good. From the dressing point of view, Chen Pesi is wearing a similar worker uniform color jacket, a pair of gray pants, wearing a pair of cloth shoes on the feet, head of a top hat is still wearing a little bit of bias, just like a miner's image; and Zhu Shimao is wearing a suit, tie, black leather shoes, wearing a watch, hand holding the script. These two people a small eyes, one is a thick eyebrow, from the looks of a sharp contrast, the two contrast so big image is destined to create a lot of laughs.
3, the creative process: the crew asked Chen Pesi and Zhu Shimao to live in the hotel to write "Eat Noodles", because there was no sketches of this type of program, so the two wrote a week in the hotel, it was hard to write something, and the crew said, are not through.
As a result, they found it too difficult and had to pay food stamps to eat in the hotel, and the crew was having a hard time, so they were embarrassed to stay there any longer and ran away. After that, we mobilized the whole crew to look for them everywhere, there was no cell phone, good thing these two are eighty-first factory, we called the factory leadership to send people to find. I'm not sure if you're going to be able to find them, but I'm sure you're going to be able to find them, and I'm sure you're going to be able to find them.
In this way, Chen Pesi and Zhu Shimao to write "Eat Noodles", before and after a **** from the hotel ran away three times. Huang Yihuo said, also because of so tossed, the final out of the thing is really quality. In the audition won numerous applause.
4, the first CCTV Spring Festival Gala director Huang Yihe recalled: "Because this "Eat Noodles" skit is purely amusing, there is no political significance, which at that time can not stand in the heart of the bottom, so the crew in the Temple of Heaven Sports Hotel for an audition, acting to many sports celebrities. "
Zhu Shimao said at the time, halfway through the show, it seems that the laughter is gone, people seem to be a few, feeling that the show is not good ah. Later, when he looked at the audience, everyone got up from the ground one by one, and it turned out that they had been rolling on the ground in laughter, unable to speak. Then came the warm applause.
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