Sometimes we all check Moments, Weibo and other software to browse. So while browsing, do you know what humorous jokes and jokes about canteen cooking are there? The following are the ones I compiled for you. I hope this humorous joke about canteen cooking can help you.

Humorous jokes about cooking in the cafeteria

1. A girl was serving food. After watching it for a long time, she didn’t think about what she was serving. Is this what the cafeteria chef asked in a hurry? What on earth are you doing? What are you going to fight for?

The girl said in a panic? Then... let’s fight for a chicken?

2. I went to the cafeteria to eat, and I met my roommate who was already there. After buying the food, I went back to the dormitory and asked him: Is the queue long?

The roommate replied: Not long, but very thick!

3. What kind of dish is this?

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? Radish stew?

? What to stew radish?

? Radish stew?

? What to stew radish?

? Radish stew?

? What to stew radish?

? Meat (the restaurant chef suddenly realized and added some meat to me)

4 , on the first day of school, a freshman asked me: Is the food in the school cafeteria good?

I answered: The cafeteria always brings us surprises. Today, you think you have eaten the most unpalatable food in the world here, but tomorrow, you will always find that you are wrong.

5. Canteen Law: Whether it is fast food, soup, or stir-fry, there is a possibility that hair, flies, sand or other things will appear randomly and make you lose your appetite. The random rate is unpredictable.

6. It was a hot summer day. When I went to the canteen to get food, I saw that the doors and windows were closed. Question: Why don’t you open the doors and windows?

The cafeteria chef replied: Didn’t you see flies outside?

There are also flies inside?

? The ones inside are full...are the ones outside still hungry...?

7. Boiled meat, twice-cooked, braised in soy sauce, fried green onions, braised eggplant, and pickled vegetables. Vermicelli powder, shredded green peppers, bitter melon slices, stewed radish... some things I haven't seen for a long time. A voice came: There are some things we may have never seen here.

8. While serving food in the canteen, classmate: ?Are the buns hot?

Canteen aunt:?No!?

Classmate: ?Oh. ?Then he reached out to take it, and threw the bun on the ground with an "ah" sound.

The aunt said: "It's hot." ?

9. When I went to eat in the evening, a buddy in the dormitory said to the aunt in the cafeteria: Auntie, I want a half portion of fried noodles. I want to lose weight and eat less.

The aunt was stunned for a moment and said: Young man, I have been working for more than ten years, and I have only heard of mixing sauce with chili, but I have never heard of mixing it with manure. Your method of losing weight is the second best way to lose weight. I heard about it once!!

10. Today I asked for a red date porridge in the cafeteria. I saw that there were many red dates in the basin, but there was no one in the bowl!?

?It’s normal, just get used to it

?I was not willing to accept it, so I asked the aunt who was cooking for me to argue. What do you think she said?

?What?

?She Say, I’m calling you, and the people behind you won’t have to read it? Funny sentences about cooking for yourself

1. If you think eating is everything in a foodie’s life, you’re wrong. What’s more, sleep!

2. Don’t get me wrong, I’m not eating, I’m just on the way to eat.

3. Every girl who shouts about losing weight has a mouth that can’t stop.

4. When you are unhappy, take a nap and let it pass. It's OK to be sad, but it's not OK to hurt your stomach.

5. A real foodie dares to face the thick thighs and challenges the bulging belly.

6. I really envy those people who forget to eat when they can work.

7. Taking eating as the highest level, you don’t have to smoke, drink, wear famous brands, etc. You can eat in good taste. As long as you want to eat, you will definitely try your best to eat it.

8. I have a dream. One day, all restaurants in the world will be free?

9. There are two things in this life that others cannot take away. One is The food you eat is the dream hidden in your heart. So be a foodie with dreams and you will be invincible.

10. Eating is a kind of courage and a kind of belief.

11. Eating is not difficult, the difficult thing is to eat with level and style.

12. What is the idea of ????a foodie? If it is delicious, you should eat more, and if it is not delicious, you should eat more. Classic and funny humorous jokes

1. The wishes of Heilongjiang people: the capital is rerouted to Hegang, the provincial Party committee replaces the Central Committee, the United Nations is located in Mudanjiang, Shanghai is a township in Jixi, the national wine Beidacang, the state banquet Pimple soup, Mandarin dialect, national anthem "Qiqihar, ah, my hometown".

2. Today I saw my colleague realize slide unlock on his laptop?! Really, I was shocked when he saw me. Abnormal? Do you know?! His computer boot unlock password It’s ?ASDFGHJKL;?, and then it clicks and the last key is pressed on Enter, and it’s unlocked!

3. The chairman asked the new general manager: ?Every time we have a meeting, everyone They didn’t even pay attention. What can you do? The general manager said, “This is easy to handle. We don’t want the secretary to attend the meeting. After the meeting, we will announce who will take the notes this time.” ?

4. The apprentice said: When I was in school, I thought about how great it would be to go to work, but when I went to work, I felt it was very boring. It would be better to go to school. The master said: People like you don’t want to go to school. People who can't study well and don't do well at work can only do what they want. The apprentice asked curiously: "What can I do if I go to school?" The master said: "Hang yourself!"

5. The principal recognized Asked one of his former students: Are you John? Yes, the principal? You see, I never forget the names of students. What job are you teaching now?

6. Today, when I saw my wife killing fish, she looked clumsy, and I deliberately humiliated her: "Do you have anything to do with pigs?" Wife: "Hey, we are husband and wife?"

7. Share a little truth in life: If you are afraid of something happening, you don’t have to worry about it at all, because it will definitely happen as scheduled.

8. When buying clothes, the salesperson (said contemptuously): These clothes are very expensive, don’t touch them if you don’t want to buy them. A certain woman: It seems that you are rich? If you have money, you will not sell it!

9. The World Cup is over, and I feel extremely depressed. After all, I can no longer find such a good reason in a short time. Justify your procrastination at work.

10. Father: Did you put the letter I asked you to bring this morning into the reporting box? Son: Oh, I did. You forgot to write your name. Should I give it to you? Where's the extra one!?

11. By God's blessing, the emperor issued an edict: In consideration of your loyalty and hard work, I would like to grant you the right to shop for free. How to get it: Use this text message to go to a nearby mall and pick up the products you want. If he gives you everything, that's fine. If he doesn't, pick it up and run away. Thank you! Note: The final interpretation right of this text message belongs to me.

12. If you want to have sex with me, you have to live with me first! After you live with me, I will become obscene, and I will be so crazy! After you have sex with me, then you will have sex with me, and I will be so cool! After you have sex, I will dump you, and I will That’s it!

13. I’m sorry for being silent at this inappropriate moment. Apart from harassment, I may not be able to dig out any deep meaning. If you accidentally wake up, I’ll remind you when you go back to sleep. Cover yourself with the quilt and turn off your phone!

14. A friend gave birth to a son and posted on WeChat Moments: I am very happy for the birth of my son, but my wish to find a rich son-in-law for the rest of my life has failed. Another bisexual friend replied: Maybe your son will find a boyfriend in the future? MD, I am going to fight to break up the fight now.