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Mudman eating dumplings - difficult to say (swallow)

Mudman's belly - no heart

Mudman falling in the river - no one like it

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Swimming in a muddy ditch - can't perform

Mason's worshipping Buddha - knows it in his heart

Mason's Tile Blade - bare figure (painted) surface

Mason's beckon - want you (mud); want to spit (soil)

Mud Doll's Mouth - always Smiling

Mud doll by the rain - soft paralyzed

Mud mason origin - and thin mud

Mud mason wall - two sides of three <

Mud steamed buns - the smell of earth

Buddha made of mud - it's all about the gold

You eat the chicken and duck meat, I chew the nest - each enjoys the

You punch me, I kick you - no one is allowed to do anything

You sell the god of the door, I sell the ghost - fellow travelers

You go to the South Pole, I go to the North Pole - each goes his own way.

You have a scale and I have a weight - worthy of you

You have a steed and I have a golden saddle - worthy of you

You do business and I teach.

Rowing a boat against the current - no resistance; if you don't advance, you'll fall back

The fish on the New Year's picture - a good look but not a good meal

On the night of the 30th of the New Year Hitting a rabbit - it's New Year's Eve with it, but it's New Year's Eve without it

Ousting the foxes to live with the wolves - one group is fiercer than the other

Grinding mills - solid (stone) versus solid (rock).

The monk was beaten after reciting the sutra - without conscience; usefulness is kinship, uselessness is enmity

The mother was immodest - with much heat

The mother raised her niece - with two delays

The mother raised her niece - with two delays. -two delays

Birds move - far away

Birds see trees and don't fall - have to fly

Birds eat - -had to bow down

Bird gun for gun - shook up

The word for bird is written as wu - not even close

Pissed turtle hits the wine-

The urinal fell down the well - gulping

The urinal has no bottom - nasty

The pinched nose eats green onions- -to hold one's breath (raw)

Pinch the nose and blow the conch horn - to hold one's breath

Pinch the nose and cover the mouth - not to hear

Pinch the bird in one's hand -- easily, easily, easily

Pinch your nose and live your life -- don't smell it

Pinch your nose and dream -- don't make it

Pinch your nose and sing opera - a muffled voice

Cupping your fists and going through life - holding your breath

Cupping a penny and sweating it out - knowing how to go through life

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A saddle on the back of a cow - a mess

A flea on the nose of a cow - self-importance

A cow eating a drover - lawlessness

A cow fighting - a dead end

Cow calf pulling cart - mess

Cow calf pouncing on butterfly - easy to look at but hard to do

Mushroom on a pile of cow dung -looks good but doesn't taste good

The cow pays the goat's head -battles the face

The cow's horn is pointed at the cow's horn -to the adulterer

The cow's horns are hung with Straw - light

Ants crawling on the horn of an ox - inconspicuous

Worms in the niche of an ox - hard drilling

An ox pulling a car

Pigs in a cow pen - unreliable

A horse's mouth in a cow pen - you don't get to talk

The Cowherd's appointment with the Weaving Maiden - we'll meet again later. The Weaving Maiden - we will meet again

The meeting of the Cowherd and the Weaving Maiden is once a year

The milk is mixed with ink - black and white are mixed up

The cow's skin jacket is worn upside down - it makes lice go away. Wearing it backwards - teasing lice to take a detour

Cowhide drum, bronze gong - no sound without playing

Cowhide drum - loud sound and empty stomach

Cowhide Drum wet with water - does not ring

Cow snake bugs in the cow's butt crack - again, can drill holes and suck blood

Flies behind the cow's butt - scattering; staring (and) stinging

Cow flies behind the cow's butt - staring ( sting) on and not let go

Cow behind the cow's buttocks reciting rituals - saying empty words

Pulling out a hair on the cow - don't care; no harm done

Cow dies and the sun also falls-

The cow's hooves are two-flapped - they can't be closed

The cow's hooves are offered as an offering - just to show that you have big horns

The king of the cows doesn't care about the donkeys.

The bull's eye is on the man - it's overestimating you

The old ox in the countryside - it's suffered all its life

The pus cell has broken through the top - it's rotten.

The Daughter's Country Wedding - a rare occasion

The Daughter's Country Recruitment - wishful thinking

The Female Ghost Stealing a Man -- shameless

Woman walking on a tightrope -- bold and careful

Kowtowing in front of an idol -- respectful

Sautéed soybean sprouts with lotus root threads

Climbing pole race - to see who can go up faster

Climbing stairs and falling - the higher you climb, the heavier the fall

The climber's The tiger's skill - it can tie itself up

Climbing on the horse's back and trying to fly to the sky - too ambitious

Patting on the thigh and scaring the tiger - no use at all

Patting on the horse's ass to the horse's mouth - it will bite horse's mouth - it'll bite

Patting a horse's ass on the hoof - it'll get a kick in the ass

Patting the ass and leaving - no matter what

Lining up the brush Drawing - the lines are too thick

Lining up to braid hair - one by one

Ribs burnt with tofu - there are hard and soft

Hiding from the rain under the pagoda tower -Take shelter for a while

Pan Jinlian boiled medicine - secretly put poison

Pan Jinlian toasted Wu Song - not with good intentions

Pan Jinlian toasted wine -Tell me the ugly truth

Driving on the Pan Mountain Highway -Take good turns

The Judge handling the case -Scare people to death

The Judge acting as a demonic tree -- to play ghost tricks

The girl who hopes for the sun to come out -- to be passionate(sunny)

The crab teaches his son -- not to follow the right path

The crab pulls a cart

The crab marries the bride - it's all a bunch of wangbangs

The crab spits - it's never ending

The fat sea falls into the yellow river water water - a bitter water

The fat woman passes through the narrow door - the door is right

The fat man wears a small coat - it doesn't fit

Throwing a ball to invite a bride - it may not be a good idea

Throwing a ball to invite a bride - it may not be a good idea

Running race - you catch up with me

Run the shrimp male caught carp - better reason

Run the sheep to repair the circle

Running a horse to make trips - intent to harm

Bubble gum stuck to glutinous rice - can't pull it apart

Soaked beans - not dry

Softened Beans - not dry

Soaked earth wall - not long to grow

Temper of a flamethrower - fires at the opening of the mouth

Eggs in a basin -- happy as a fool, why beg

Holding a golden bowl and asking for food -- pretending to be poor and complaining of bitterness

Holding a mudskipper -- playing a trick

Putting out a fire with hemp - asking for trouble

Saving people with a straw raincoat - causing fire

Arsenic mixed with ginger - poisonous

Arsenic with chili pepper - poisonous

Arsenic dipped in chili pepper in arsenic - poisonous

Leather pants over leather pants - there must be a reason

Washing shrimp in a bucket of leather - none can escape

Leather ball rubbed with oil -- round and slippery

Ball dropped in oil tank -- round and slippery

Ball dropped in water -- floats on surface

Ball poked with a knife -- deflated

Sharpening a knife on a leather ball -- deflated

Skin soft and bone hard -- surface and airy

Pimple strips beat someone up -- time to clean up

Leather doll smashing dog -- recruiting you improperly

Leather shoes waxed -- once in a while

Leather shadow play

Spring under the buttocks - a high jump

Pin in the buttocks - deeper and deeper

Saw in the buttocks

Painting a face on the buttocks - a human face

Painting a face on the buttocks - a big face

Sitting on an egg on the buttocks - a mess

The buttocks are sitting on the egg

Crooks betting money - a trick

Eating puffer fish to the death - a life for a life

Anemic patients -- face is not shining

Raising a mound in the flat ground -- creating something out of nothing

Plain mirror -- eight sides of light

Posting the door god on the screen

Mother-in-law has the final say - no justice

Mother-in-law's mouth eats watermelon - not a drop of water can leak through

Mother-in-law and daughter-in-law quarrels Son to persuade - left and right difficult

Mortar hit mosquitoes - small talk

Mortar to machine gun - half a day back

Broken A quilt wrapped in pearls - the good ones are inside

Broken watch - no chance

Broken teapot dropped in water - a few heads in

Broken coat -Slip the edge

Broken trumpet - stop blowing

Broken beam to make a burning stick - too big for its own good

Broken sack with a rotten cover - not good enough

Broken sack with a rotten cover -not a good thing

Ragged jacket over silk shirt -face

Broken ball, rotten tires -discharge everywhere

Broken ball sewing hat -- not a weapon

Broken lute -- not good to talk about

Broken net to fight fish -- blindly open

Broken net to fish for shrimp

Break the door of the house - the old man has to use a stick to hold it open

Break the steamer basket to steam buns - all out of breath

Cut open the belly to hide the pearl -- a black heart

Cutting open a fish to get a pearl -- overjoyed

Buddha's long worm -- a Buddha's mouth and a snake's heart

Buddha's whiskers -- artificial

Buddha's beard -- human-anchored

Buddha's heart -- soft

Buddha fell into a big river -- stay (flow) God

Buddha sits in a cold temple -- lonely

Taking a cool ride under the grapevine -- comfortable

Grape juice filled with floral water -not which spice

Pumpkin in July and August - old skin and heart

Seven-foot man with a six-foot door - had to bow down

Seven captured Meng Hou - to convince him

Sesame seeds in a seven-stone jar - a lot of work

Seven fairies marrying Dong Yong - to take the initiative

Duke Huan of Qi Dong Zhong - not remembering his past grudges

Riding an old ox and chasing a fast horse - out of reach

Riding downstairs to escape the rain - a temporary respite

Riding a donkey and reading a song book Riding a horse with a backpack - it's all on the horse

Riding a horse without a whip - patting the horse on the back

Riding a horse across a log bridge - it's hard to turn back

Riding a horse across a downtown - no shit

Riding on a log bridge - no turning back

Riding on Tianshan Mountain - turn around and see the heights

Less time on horseback

Riding a donkey, you don't need to drive - the road is familiar

Riding a donkey, you need to drive - the road is good

Riding an ox, you can't find the ox - an old fool

Riding an ox, you can't find the ox.

Riding a bull and chasing a horse - too much to hope for

Eating a bun on a camel - a delightful treat

The chickens that rode the camel

The veteran in the chessboard - not able to make the grade

The cab bishop in the chessboard - not able to leave the general

The penny in the chessboard --A twist, a move

A huqin on top of a flagpole - a high note

A lantern on a flagpole - a brilliant

A landmine hanging from a flagpole - a fantasy

A landmine hanging from a flagpole - a fantasy (loud) Mines - empty thoughts (loud)

Beggar eating vinegar - a poor look

Beggar eating plums - poor

Beggar ringing a bell -- poor as a bell

Beggar's clothes -- tattered

Beggar's life -- all rely on other people's charity

Beggar into the hair salon

Beggars twisting rice-planting songs -- poor and happy

Beggars say comedy -- play poor

Beggars dancing -- poor and happy

Beggars raising pigs -- no material

Crane hanging lamps grass -- not worth mentioning

Crane hanging chicken feathers -- not worth mentioning, too big to use

Meteorological university graduates -- hear is rain, see flash is thunder

Car dead fire -- to be pushed

The balloon went up to the sky - it blew up

The brick of the wall - it came up later

The jack worked - it was not afraid of the pressure

The jack stretches his head - presses on the strength

To build a long hut for a thousand miles - there is no feast that won't break up

To send a goose feather for a thousand miles - it's not a gift that is too light

A thousand miles to send off a guest - there is always a goodbye

The thousand-mile march has only begun - there is a long way to go

The thousand-year-old tree - the roots are deep and luxuriant

A thousand-year-old Vixen - eccentricity

A thousand years of bronze - an old antique

A thousand years of bronze bells - able to withstand blows

A thousand years of wild boar -- tiger's food

Petunia crossing a log bridge -- sad

Petunia flowers as trumpets -- farcical

Petunia flowers pleasing to the eye

Leading a lame donkey on a bridge with a hole in it - the cone won't budge

Leading a goat and the whole family doing it - people are too busy

Leading a camel and counting the

There is a dead end in front of us - it won't work

The ex-wife's child is trying to coax the step-mother into talking nonsense

The ex-vine is hanging - it's hard to die

There is a strong enemy in front of us, and a strong enemy behind us.

There is a strong enemy in front of us and a pursuer behind us - a dilemma

Money string head - drilling holes at the sight of them

The tide of the Qiantang River rises - a big ups and downs

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Sleeping in the eye of the money - fine people

Diving sports - to be calm

Placing a raft in the shallows - dragging it out again and again

Debt is not paid. Payment of debts - to put the blame

Payment of debts - as a matter of course

The robber's kindness - rare

The robber meets the robber's grandfather - black on black

The robber looks in the mirror - a thief's head

The robber walks away and carries out a gun - pretending to be brave

The robber dreams ants - no worries

Scorpions in the cracks of the wall - secretly hurt people

Wheat on the wall - wild seed

Growing cabbage on the wall -- hard to water (intercourse)

Sleeping on the wall -- hard to turn over

Growing cabbages on the wall -- no destiny (garden)

Grabbing food to break the bowl

Knocking on a gong to chase a rabbit - to make a fuss

Knocking on a gong to meet a firecracker - to get to the point

Knocking on a gong to catch I can't catch a single sparrow

Knocking on an empty rice bowl and singing in the opera - a poor man's joy

Hiding a bald man in a buckwheat field - I don't recognize you

Buckwheat pinched - no bones

Buckwheat hulls batter - can not be glued together

Buckwheat husk oil - dead stingy

Buckwheat husk oil - from nothing

Top of the bridge to cover the cradle - up and down the empty

Bridge holes inserted in the stretcher

The bridge is a bridge, the road is a road - it's clear as day

The father beat the mother.

The clever daughter-in-law can't cook without rice

The pretty sister's hair - waves and rolls

The pretty sister chooses her eyebrow -- uprooted

Pretty winks to a blind man -- passing on the wrong love

Pretty daughter-in-law wears a phoenix crown -- a good thing

Braiding a pigtail is not called braiding a pigtail

The head shaved with a cleaver - a real mystery

The eggplant bloomed in yellow - a change of breed

The descendant of Qin Hui -- treacherous boy

Qin Hui's crime of killing Yue Fei -- unfounded

Qin Hui's killing of Yue Fei -- unfounded crime

Qin Hui wants a burden -- not given

Qin Shi Huang's grandma -- getting old

Qin Shi Huang collects weapons -- resting on his laurels

Qin Shu Bao's yellow mule horse --- not small in origin

Bean curd cooked with green vegetables --- not much oil

Green grass fed to the cattle --- a tender bite

The green-faced tiger coming down the mountain -- a little dressed up

Pineapple with green skin -- not ripe yet

Bathing in a green dyed tank -- all light (green)

Fried beans on a green stone wrench -- one cooked, one popped

Moss on the green slate -- can't take root

The bird turtle wrestled on the green slate -- hard to touch

Green tung wood A frog sings - croaks

A frog eats a wasp - takes a cone

A frog spends the winter Frogs are in love - they make a lot of noise

Frogs look at the Jade Rabbit - there's a world of difference

Frogs laugh at tadpoles -- forgetting where they came from

Frogs burrowing into snake holes -- seeking their own death

Green bamboo poles pulling out latrines -- the more they pull out, the more they stink

Green bamboo snakes. A wasp with a needle in its tail - the most poisonous

The wasp that dumps its nest - disperses with a bang

The wife after Ching Ming - one night with one son

The Ching Ming Festival Yellow plum rain - every year

Throwing a stone in a clear water pool - a glance to the end

Stir-frying vegetables in clear oil - to each his own

Steamed ducks The dragonfly hits the flower - it's useless

The dragonfly hits the water - it only touches the surface

The dragonfly hits the bee's spider web - it can't fly

Hire a monkey to go To pick a peach - it won't reach your belly

To invite the king of Hades to press the judge - to bully the small by the big

To invite a wolf as a guest - to be impatient

To invite a mason to the roof of a house - to investigate Mason on the roof - to check for loopholes

Inviting a sister-in-law to be a companion - not having a good heart

Poor grandmothers go to the temple fair - wanting no one, wanting no money

The poor and the hungry are happy - they are happy in their misery

The poor widow goes to the market - she needs no one and no money

The poor widow goes back to her mother's house - she finds it hard to talk about her misery.

The poor man goes to the restaurant - his belly is empty and his pocket is bare

The poor tanner's belongings - broken shoes

The poor man's lawsuit - his buttocks are in front of him.

The poor man fell into a snow cave - cold and hungry

The poor man bought rice - just one sound (liter)

The poor man sold his daughter - forced to

Poor people sell their children - they have no choice

Poor people get married - they make do with what they have, everything is simple

Poor people spend New Year's Eve in debt - they hide

Poor people spend New Year's Eve in debt - they hide

Poor people buy rice - just one sound (liter)

The poor man's mouth - a nuisance

The autumn wind sweeps away the leaves - a large area

Pulling carrots after the fall - even if they are hard to touch

Cicadas chirping after the fall - the hardest of them all.

Cicadas chirping in the fall -- hoarse

Stick field in the fall -- hard ballast

Melon shed in the fall -- empty shelf

Grasshoppers in the fall - no more squeaky heads in a few days

Foxes in the fall - changed

Wasps in the fall - no power

Cucumbers in the fall - no forward momentum

Autumn

The cucumber in the fall - no strength, no strength; wilted

The grasshopper in the fall - can't jump up for a few days

The fan in the fall - no one cares about it

After the fall leaves - yellow

After the fall loofah - a belly of private (silk)

After the fall mosquitoes - not a few days buzzing head

Mosquitoes in the fall - happy again

Tall beams in the fall - red from head to toe

Westerly winds in the fall - one day cooler than the next

And the swing is made into a swing.

Autumn swings - a great upheaval

Autumn jute peeling - a lot of nonsense

Autumn persimmons - the older they get, the redder they get

Earthworms wearing hats - earthy

Earthworms hooking carp - attracting big ones with small ones

Earthworms digging up the ground - not much effort, not much gain

Soccer on the pitch - being kicked around

Running on the pitch - running in circles

Expedition to the North Pole - a long way to go

There's only one moon in the whole world - no use arguing about it

Looking at a rock in a spring - it's clear as day

Boxing match - if you don't hit him, he will hit you

Punching chili peppers - hot hand

Fist punching fleas - the one who loses out

Fist running horse - capable people

advise cattle do not eat grass - a waste of words

lack of bamboo still tie bamboo rows - do not want you

lack of The shrimp with the tail is not able to make a big wave

The watermelon with missing teeth has a lot of ways

The limp donkey has a crooked stock - an evil way

The limp donkey has a broken mill - two good ways

Lame donkey A crippled donkey with a broken grinder - two will do

A crippled man follows a blind man - to make up for his weaknesses

A crippled man on stilts - sooner or later, he'll have a good time

A crippled man Wearing a big shirt - shaking up

The cripple farting - an evil breath

The cripple walking against the blind man - taking advantage of each other's strengths and making up for their weaknesses

The cripple riding a blind donkey --Care for each other and show your strengths

The crippled man hunches his back --Bow down and bend his knees

The crippled man carries the blind man --Following high and low

A cripple chasing a thief - shouting farther and farther away

A cripple walking on a mountain path - falling to the east and west

Magpie bridge meeting - once a year

People going up to a roof -- can't sit still; can't sit still

Throwing a grenade -- no one dares to take it

Three-foot-long blowtorch -- only one heart

Gunpowder in a casserole - no room for half a spark

Kestrel hunting - an accomplice

Swallowed coals of fire - mute

Doll as a Commander - small-minded

Doll teases sister - cheeky

Doll sees magic - inexplicable

Doll rides wooden horse

Dolls on the street - wherever the action is

Dolls playing with fire - don't do it

Dolls playing chess

Dollfish's mouth - delicious

Dollfish climbing a tree - looking left and right is not a person

Digging a hole in the ground to look for a bean bun Eat - no talent

Digging a well and running into a spring - just what you want

Gouging out the eyes to be a judge - blind to the end

Tile pomegranate -looked at but not eaten

Socks changed into pants -high rise

Hanging a necklace on a crooked neck -not beautiful

Looking at a watch with a crooked neck

Talking with a crooked neck - not in the right place

Wearing a crooked hat and a crooked coat - unseemly

Crooked pot with a flat stove

The crooked head of the theater and the tilted stage -- unreasonable

The crooked mouth eating pomegranate -- all the crooked ideas

The crooked mouth blowing lamps

Blowing a flute with a crooked beak - a mistake

Blowing a conch with a crooked beak - a mistake

Blowing a trumpet with a crooked beak

Wearing a mask with a crooked mouth - you can't see what's wrong

Cavalry with a crooked mouth - you'll be disgraced on the horse

The crooked-mouthed monk eats a A crooked-lipped snail - as crooked as it can be

A crooked-lipped monk blowing out a lamp - a slanting breath

A crooked-lipped monk - not serious

A crooked-lipped monk reciting the scriptures

The crooked-mouthed man blowing a trumpet is not in tune

The crooked-mouthed woman wrestling is wrong at the top and wrong at the bottom

The crooked-mouthed woman drinking soup is wrong at the top and wrong at the bottom

The crooked-mouthed woman drinking soup is wrong at the bottom. Grandmother's soup - left and right

Grandfather's dead son - hopeless

Failed foreign trade goods - hard to export

Grandmother's got a little son - saved A little son - saved

Nephews beat uncle - official

Nephews wear mourning - not saved (uncle)

Outside to pick up a piece of lining Bent tree - can't straighten up

Evening market - dispersed

Hurray he fell in the well - don't dare to labor (fish) your big ride

The thatched toilet of Banzai - there is no share for you

Fresh peaches on the ten thousand-foot cliff - no one pays attention to them

Mending the prison after the sheep is lost - it is not too late

Wang Anshi drew a circle - leaving a tail

Wang Bao ate scales - iron heart

Wang Bao ate watermelon - rolled and crawled; Rolling and crawling

The ass of a king's eight - regulations (turtle butt)

The chicken feathers on the belly of a king's eight - a turtle's (return) heart is like an arrow

The king's eight carries a fork-

The king's heart - straight; can't pretend what

The king bites his finger - dead mouth

The king makes a report -holds his voice and breath

Wang Bao-chai falls in love with a barker - has vision

Wang Taoist draws a talisman - understands it himself

Wang Lao-dao begs for rain The Queen Mother's Stick Stone - after a big gesture

The Queen Mother's Reaching Out - to get the wind and the rain

The Queen Mother's Selling Melon - to sell herself

Wang Qi's brother - Wang Biao

Wang Quietly fights Shi Chong - willing to bow down

Wang Xiao Er's New Year's Eve - - the year is not as good as the last

Wang Xiao Er's New Year's Eve - not as good as every year

Wang Xiaoyi bangs the gong and beats the drum - poor as hell

Wang Zuo breaks his arm - keeps his hand in

The fish in the net, the bird in the cage -- can't run away

Looking at the wind and fluttering shadows -- an empty game

Looking at peonies on the countryside terrace -- to be a ghost is also a good time

The telescope looks at the scenery

Playing chess on a chessboard is not the right way

Eating watermelon around a fireplace is sweet and warm

To make fun of a hustler is not the right way

To make fun of a hustler is not the right way

We can't make fun of a hustler.

Eating watermelon around the stove - sweetness in the heart and warmth in the body

Eating watermelon around the stove - sweetness in the heart and warmth in the body

Eating watermelon around the stove - sweetness in the heart and warmth in the body

Warm water braised cakes - hot skin and cold heart

Warm water scalded chicken feathers - hard to pull

Chestnuts boiled in warm water - half-baked

Turtle boiled in warm soup -- not dead or alive

Smelling snuff and dipping it in spittle -- a fake connoisseur

Smelling the coffin and calling out a few scents -- dying

Mosquitoes and insects are beaten by a fan -The loss of the mouth

Mosquitoes are beaten with a fan