Pig looks in the mirror - inside and out

Narcissus does not blossom - pretending to be a garlic

Dummy eats Yellow Lotus - has the bitterness to know himself (or "There is no way to speak of the pain."

There is also a type of harmonic hysteria, who adds the element of harmonization to the previous type. For example

The nephew hits the lantern - as usual (uncle)

Confucius moves - as much as he loses (book)

The fire burns the flagpole - long charcoal (sigh )

The cesspit Guan Dao - can't even write (wen), can't even do martial arts (dance).

Fifteen hanging buckets of water - seven up and eight down

Monk with an umbrella - lawlessness (no hair, no sky)

Weather in the month of Lunar New Year. Move your hands and feet (Freezing hands and feet)

Father kowtowing to son - Outrageous (Outrageous rite)

Public **** toilet throwing stones - Causing public anger (Causing public feces)

Grandmother's dead son -- no help (no uncle)

Husband beat the fan -- bleak (wife cool)

Xiucai's empty coffin out of the burial ---------- eye in the middle of no one (wood in the middle of no one)

Wangbachi in the liberation of the yuan -------- -Rules (Turtle Lift)

Peanuts--------------Not to be quarreled (Not to be fried)

The tanner doesn't bring an awl--------True line (Needle line)

Marriage of a He girl to the Zheng family----Just right (Zheng He's)

Monk's house----------Marvelous (Temple)

River's edge Washing Yellow Lotus ---------- He Bitter (River Bitter)

Dreaming to Become a Butterfly ---------- Thinking to Fly (Thinking to Fly Fly)

Monkey Learning to Walk ---------- False Sympathy (False Orangutan)

Fine Moutai ------------ Long Time (Good Wine)

Spider Pulling Webs --------- --- selfish (self-silk)

Blind man carrying blind man ---------- busy on busy (blind on blind)

Walking in the watermelon field -------- left and right (left and right in a circle)

Taking off the old shoes and replacing them with new ones ------ changing the evil to the right (changing the shoes to the right)

Sacks of sacks of grass -------- generation is better than a generation ( A bag is better than a bag)

The beans at the bottom of the bowl ---------- are vividly visible (粒粒在目)

卖布不带尺----------存心不良（存心不量）

穷木匠开张----------只有一句（只有一锯）

Brick kiln in fire ---------- rumor (千窑烟) )

Lamps without oil ------------费心[费芯)

钟馗嫁妹------------鬼混（鬼婚）

粪船过江------------装死（装屎）

黏窝窝掺黄莲--------一年一年的苦（一黏一粘一黏的苦）

The pharmacy opens a drawer -------- looking for fun (looking for pills)

Toad jumps into the water well -------- not understand (poof dong)

Singing opera on horseback ---------- can't (on foot)

Frying salted vegetables without soy sauce ------ have a word in advance (there is salt in the first place)

From Henan to Hunan -------- difficult to add to the difficulties (South on the South]

Lighting lanterns to move stones -------- do as they are told (copy)

The water washed away the land temple ------ stayed God (flow God)

The ploughing field flung the whip -------- bragging bulls (rush bulls)

The child's spine ---------- villainous (villainous back)

Tumbling for the air force Dou -------- upside down (upside down test flight)

Rats fell into the water tank ------ fashionable (wet hair)

Old monks live in caves -------- all right (no temple)

Cargo ships out to sea ---------- amateur (outbound)

Fire burned the flagpole ------------ long sigh (long charcoal)

Fire burned the flagpole ------------ long sigh (long charcoal)

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Weasel drills the chicken coop -------- speculation (stealing chickens)

Soak a stone in the saucepan -------- a word is hard to say (a salt is hard to come by)

Put a firecracker in the well ---------- there's a reason (there's a round sound)

Old hen hugs an empty nest -------- not simple (not seeing an egg)

Eat ginseng ---- ------ Waiting for the replacement (back-up)

Pi Emperor's mother -------- Skin is too thick (skin too queen)

The stone Buddha statue of a thousand years -------- Honest man (old stone man)

Leading a sheep into the photo studio ------ Out of the ordinary (out of the sheep's face)

Planting vegetables on the wall ------------ Without a destiny (without a garden)

Talking with a fan --------Crazy words (windy words)

Ten taels of silver ------------Certainly (one ingot)

Sleeping with the toilet --------Not far from death (not far from shit)

The Tang Monk's book ------------A book of the seriousness of the truth]

Small bowl of food --------Eating by the bowl of the sky (a small bowl of food)

Small bowl of food --------Eating by the bowl of the sky (a small bowl of food)

Meat pot thrown into the river ---------- drowsy (meat and meat drowning)

Wang Bastard belly inserted in the chicken feathers ------ return to the heart of the arrow (turtle heart like an arrow)

Temple behind a hole ---------- wonderful through the (temple through the)

Longevity star Qi Xianhe ------ ---- out of the way (no deer)

Eighteen money to put two ------ long heard long heard (nine text nine text)

Dyeing room girls do not wear white shoes - natural (self-dyeing)

Tie pigtails in the back ------ illegal and chaotic (end of the hair disorderly tie)

Stove turn over ------------ unlucky (pouring coal)

The rice pot smokes ------------ confused (rice paste)

Nephews playing lanterns - as usual (uncle)

Confucius moving - all lose (book)

Fire burning flagpole --Long charcoal(sigh)

Cesspool Guan Dao --Wen(wen) can't, Wu(dance) can't either.

Small onions mixed with tofu -- one clear (green) two white

The following are some commonly used hysterical phrases:

Dumb to eat Huanglian -- there is no way to speak of the pain

Xiucai meets a soldier

The bachelor teaches his son not to be greedy

The money comes to the bachelor's hand - there is no turning back

The blind man eats soup balls

The monk with two feet - can't make sense of it

Ritualism, righteousness and honesty - shameless

The mudbug opens the doorway.

Throwing a bomb in a latrine provokes the people's feces

Marrying a daughter in Yama's house - the ghost wants it

The following is a common Cantonese hiatus:

The cowhide lantern - the point is not very clear

Splitting firewood under the bed - the point is to get into trouble.

The wife's wife - a poor man

The husband's wife - a poor man

The wife's wife - a poor man

The wife of a one-eyed man - a poor man

The wife of a one-eyed man - a poor man

The wife of a one-eyed man - a poor man

One-eyed man's wife - a look at the sun

Winter money wax duck - to get a look at the word

Overnight fried ghosts - no fire

Potato Falling down from the stove - should be braised

Wet olives - both ends of the stick

Watermelon beating a dog - don't see it so easily

No cover for the chicken cage

The eel on the beach - if you don't die, you're dead

Flame on the flagpole - there's a long line of charcoal

The music of Chiu Chow - taking care of yourself

The music of Chiu Chow - taking care of yourself

Knotting his wireless (wet cotton) - no way to play, i.e. impeccable

African monks - beggars hate (black monks), i.e. annoying monk), i.e., repulsive

Fish seller's shower/fish seller's body wash - no raw (fishy) breath

Boat's bow ruler - degree of water

Aran marrying Yarui -

The eunuch divides the pork - everyone gets a share

The year-end frying piles - everyone gets one, I get one Fifteen buckets of water - seven up, eight down.

Half a tael of cotton - no need to talk about it

Monk with an umbrella - lawlessness

Weather in the month of Lunar New Year. -- moving hands and feet (freezing hands and feet)

Father kowtowing to his son -- outrageous (outrageous rite)

Public **** toilet throwing stones -- arousing public anger (cause public feces)

Grandmother died son - no help (no uncle)

Husband beat the fan - bleak (wife cool)

Xiucai's empty coffin out of the burial ---------- eye in the middle of no one (wood in the middle of no one) )

Wangbaizhong Xieyuan ---------- rules (turtle lift)

Peanuts -------------- must be noisy (must be fried)

The leatherworker doesn't bring an awl -------- true line (needle line)

Marriage of a girl of the He family to the Zheng family ---- is just right (Zheng He's)

Monk's house- -------- wonderful (temple)

Wang Xifeng killed You Ersi - ruthless and poisonous