1. The carapace on their bodies is like an odd hat, and the face-like pattern is faintly visible on Guan Gong's hat; The big-eyed crab's hat is square, like a piece of dried bean curd; Portunus crab's hat is pointed at both ends, like a weaving shuttle; Boxing crab's hat, like half a ball ... It's all kinds and wonders.

2. Xitang's specialty is also famous at home and abroad! For example, tofu flower, stinky tofu, Bazhen cake, Euryale ferox cake and so on. Oh, especially the stinky tofu and Gordon Euryale cake, a piece of golden stinky tofu coated with a layer of Chili sauce, bite, crispy, smelly and fragrant, delicious! Tourists eat while walking, and the whole ancient town is full of that tempting fragrance. Besides, the cake is full, soft, refreshing and delicious, which really makes people drool.

3. The long-awaited Spring Festival has finally arrived. We have put on new clothes. The whole family is sitting around the fire, eating a sumptuous New Year's Eve dinner, with cuttlefish stewed with pork tripe and braised with fish, local bean curd cooked with celery, stir-fried with pig's blood, stir-fried with spinach, etc ... Now it makes my mouth water. We watched CCTV's Spring Festival Gala while eating. The crosstalk jokes of soldier and Zhang Weiguo made us laugh hysterically. Before we knew it, the bell rang in 212, and the dense firecrackers resounded through the land of China. Gorgeous fireworks bloomed in the sky like flowers, embellishing the boundless night like day.

4. Our love changed from spicy hot pot to a pot of cabbage and tofu.

5. Zhang Fei sells tofu-goods are not hard, but people are hard

6. I looked at him with bold eyes at dinner that night. He picked up my chopsticks like a confession, put a small piece of tofu in it, and stood up to feed me carefully. I thought at that time: I have a long memory and know that I think he is dirty, so I use my chopsticks. I naturally opened my mouth, but it was strange that he poured chopsticks in my mouth. I was shocked and felt that the trend was not good. Suddenly, the tofu fell, and my father was distracted to pick up the tofu. As soon as I saw chopsticks leave my mouth, I immediately closed my mouth. I stared at him and asked him what he wanted to do just now. Dad confessed like a prisoner. After listening, my mother and I suddenly realized and burst into laughter. Dad really tried his best to pull out my tooth.

7. Send you a bouquet of roses, and rely on it to convey your feelings; Give you a big peach blossom, and your fortune depends on it; Give you a bowl of tofu, and laugh after eating.

8. You are the wind, I am sand, you are tofu, I am scum, and you are crazy, so I am a fool. Anyway, we are all interdependent and indispensable. After a vigorous love, we should get married.

9. I like this kind of life, which is calm and flowing, with the warmth of a homely couple. If my love used to be a hot pot of love, spicy and delicious, very exciting and strong, then now my life is a cabbage tofu, which can be eaten every day without eating my stomach.

1. Love is like tofu. Be impatient, you can't eat hot tofu. Don't worry, tofu has been eaten; Drag it slowly, the tofu is cold; Cultivate it slowly, maybe it will become tofu pudding; So love is a kind of assurance, but also a kind of fate!

11. I've eaten your cooking, including shallots mixed with tofu, tofu mixed with shallots, shallots mixed with shallots, and tofu mixed with tofu.

12. "I'll send you a bunch of roses, and I will rely on it to convey my feelings. Give you a peach blossom, and your luck will depend on it. Send you a white tie, a hundred years of good and count on it. Send you a bowl of tofu, and laugh after eating. It's 72. I'll send you a short message to say, "Wife, love you!"

13. Tofu Xihonghang Soup: Cut tofu into finger-sized pieces, cut into pieces in Xihonghang, heat the pot with oil, pour in tofu, add a little salt, chicken essence and monosodium glutamate, boil it for 3 minutes, then pour it into Xihonghang to boil and put it into the pot.

14. It looks like a wooden stick, and boiling water has entered the brain, and the brains can't evaporate, and finally it becomes tofu residue.

15. Every time I don't receive your message, I feel extremely miserable! I tried to hang myself with noodles, hit my head with tofu, commit suicide with vitamins, and jump off a building with a parachute, but I just couldn't die! I feel so sick that I want to eat KFC. You treat me!

16, life strategy, not too persistent, to be natural. For example, as the saying goes, "a thousand roads at night and tofu during the day" should not only have a road of great ambition, but also do a job that is taken advantage of by people in a down-to-earth manner.