It is said that after the Queen Mother traveled to Guilin, she wanted to move the landscape of Guilin to the Yaochi to enjoy it alone. However, she knew that Chang'e invited the gods and earthly immortals to visit Guilin. Everyone knew that the landscape of Guilin was created by Chang'e. It is created, so it is not easy to rob the important points, take advantage of others, and ruin your "reputation". Later, she tried to fabricate a false mask of "Gifted by Chang'e", but Chang'e was a proud and proud person, and she never followed the trend of others. The Queen Mother was also afraid that she would be self-defeating, so she was troubled by thinking about things in various ways and finding no good solution.
The moral king, who has always been known for bragging and flattering, is the most observant. That day, he went to Yaochi to give the Queen Mother a massage and specially presented a cage of "Goubuli" for her to try. The Queen Mother said she only wanted to eat Guilin rice noodles. Seeing that the empress was depressed and unwilling to eat, the real king made some calculations and realized that she was undecided about the landscape of Guilin and Fairy Chang'e. He had an idea and came up with a clever idea for the old woman, and decided on a strategy of "breaking everything into parts". Come.
On this day, Chang'e invited a hero named Xingtian to come to the Moon Palace, saying that she had important matters to discuss. That Xingtian is a loose immortal who doesn't care about heaven and earth. He holds an ax in his right hand and a shield in his left hand. He has been patrolling the sky and the earth for many years, specializing in fighting injustice and eradicating violence. When all the demons and monsters saw him, they were like mice seeing a cat. They would either run away with their heads in their arms or kneel down and beg for mercy. Wherever Xing Tian goes, there is peace and quiet, so he is deeply loved and welcomed by the people.
Chang'e went through many hardships in creating Guilin's landscape. Although she has the honor of being "the best in the world", she is not satisfied yet. She wants to go to ancient India, ancient Greece, ancient Rome, and ancient Egypt to investigate. It absorbs the advantages from all over the world to create a more perfect Guilin landscape. She was going to be away from the Moon Palace for many days, and she was afraid that there would be monsters in Guilin causing trouble again, so she specially asked Xing Tian to stay in Guilin to prevent any unexpected events.
Xingtian also admired Chang'e's efforts to benefit the world, and he readily agreed immediately. Just as she was about to leave, a heavenly official came to report: "The jade decree has arrived!" Chang'e had no choice but to leave the palace to receive the decree.
I saw the moral true king being domineering and reciting an edict: "Guilin's landscape is unparalleled in the world. The Queen Mother specially ordered the giant spirit god to be the protector and go to Guilin to guard it to show her care!"
< p>Chang'e was very confused after hearing this. Why did the Queen Mother, who had always been dull and boring, suddenly show mercy? How could it be such a coincidence that she invited Xingtian, but the Queen Mother sent the giant spirit god.Chang'e was just about to ask for a clear answer when Zhenjun, after reading the imperial edict, reached out and asked her to pay for her hard work, saying that Guilin's "kicking liver" jelly was delicious and could quench her greed and thirst. Chang'e was so disgusted that she turned a deaf ear. Seeing her sparkling pair of earrings, Zhenjun said, "This is a nice little thing. You can give it to me as a tip!" He started to pick off the earrings.
This annoyed Xing Tian, ??who was watching indifferently. He stepped forward and opened Zhenjun's pale and bloodless hand with his palm, and cursed: "Guan Gu, you are so shameless about moral matters! "
When the true king saw that it was Xing Tian, ??even the Jade Emperor was afraid of him, he naturally felt guilty, and he quickly shamelessly said: "Just a joke, just a joke..." and took the opportunity to sneak away.
Xing Tian asked: "Xiangu, what's going on?"
Chang'e frowned and said: "I can't tell clearly, it seems that Guilin is going to be in trouble again.
Xingtian said: "Xiangu, please feel free to move forward. I, Xingtian, will keep you safe and sound in Guilin."
Besides, the giant spirit god also swaggered to Guilin after receiving the Queen Mother's secret order. And go. The giant spirit god is a powerful general in heaven. Whenever he goes to war, he is always the vanguard, opening roads through mountains and building bridges when encountering water. He fights against all the invincible opponents in the world, except Sun Monkey. But he only has brute strength and no brains. When he was born, his mother lacked milk and made him eat fake milk powder. He suffered from a major head disease and lack of acquired skills, so he was brave and foolhardy, always acting as a bastard for others. .
As soon as the giant spirit god arrived in Guilin, he summoned the city god and the land to ask for food and drink, including horse meat rice noodles and "kicking liver" jelly. The city god and the land didn't dare to make any mistakes. They were afraid that he would get angry after eating too much horse meat, so they specially prepared Wanglaoji to prevent his throat from rotting.
Although Julingshen said that there are delicacies from the mountains and seas every day, and delicacies every night, the local delicacies with unique flavors can only be found in Guilin on earth. How many times in the world can you taste them? After eating, you will have a great appetite. Four meals, each of which was enough to feed a family of eighteen for a month, all required tribute from the people, causing uproar and complaints throughout the city.
It is said that Chang'e came back from her inspection in Europe and Asia and went to the West Lake built by Zhinu, the Longmen built by Yuan Nu, and the Stone Forest built by Magu to learn Buddhist scriptures. It is spring, and the mountain flowers are in full bloom, but there are no charming lotus flowers or graceful peonies for a while. Moreover, every place has different scenery in four seasons. How can one experience the samadhi in one trip? Therefore, Chang'e's visit lasts the whole year. Son.
Xingtian was entrusted by Chang'e and came to Guilin. In spring, he turned into a spring breeze that echoed across the earth and warmed people's hearts. In summer, he turned into colorful clouds floating in the sky to provide shade for the people. When autumn comes, he turns into sweet-scented osmanthus and fills the city with fragrance. When winter comes back, he turns into snow again and plays with naughty children. Therefore, the people of Guilin sang praises to Xingtian and cursed the giant spirit god in unison!
The Giant Spirit God also knew that Xing Tian was not easy to mess with, so he ate and drank enough, and quickly completed the tasks assigned by the Queen Mother so that he could go and collect rewards. That night, the moon was dark and the wind was high. The giant spirit chanted a spell and turned the city wall on the east side of Guilin into a pole. One end went through the Wood Dragon Cave and the other end went through the Shuiyue Cave. It lifted up the Diecai Mountain and the Elephant Trunk Mountain. Want to run.
Xingtian was patrolling in the sky and could see clearly. He blocked the way and said, "Giant Spirit God, what are you going to do!"
Giant Spirit God was guilty of being a thief and said with a stern expression: "Xingtian, "Don't mind your own business!"
Xing Tian said angrily: "Julingshen, I already know your plan to break the whole into pieces, the bad idea of ??True Monarch Daode, the Queen Mother ordered you to take two seats today and one tomorrow. Three, secretly moving the strange mountains and rocks of Guilin to Yaochi."
It turns out that the giant spirit god made a drunken mistake and caused a commotion in Guilin.
When the giant spirit god saw that the conspiracy was exposed, he became angry. He put down his burden, pulled out the hammers from his waist and said, "Xingtian, others are afraid of you, how can I be afraid of you? Come on, let's fight for three hundred rounds. Decide the outcome!"
When Xing Tian saw the giant spirit god acting rogue, he thought, if he doesn't get rid of his arrogance, how can he give up and refuse to answer? Shield, he struck at the Giant Spirit God.
The Giant Spirit God ate all day long in Guilin and did not practice kung fu for a year. His strength was a little weak and it was difficult to win. He feinted with his hammer and ran back to Yaochi. He cried to the Queen Mother and said that Xing Tian was obstructing him and used his ax to chop. His hamstring prevented him from completing his mission, placing all the blame on Xing Tian.
When the Queen Mother heard this, her nose became crooked with anger. True King Daode vomited bad water again, taught the Queen Mother to falsely pass on the imperial edict, and secretly mobilized the army to capture Xing Tian. King Tota Li Tianwang didn't know what was going on and was confused, so he dispatched the four kings to carry out the task.
The Four King Kongs swam through Guilin and came to capture Xing Tian. The people of Guilin were all angry and complained that they were wronged. They all ran out of the house, climbed up the mountain, beat gongs and drums, waved flags and shouted to support Xing Tianda. Xingtian cheered up and fought against the four kings. King Kong was also furious and fought hard.
Youdao can't beat four hands with one punch. After fighting for most of the day, Xingtian was tired and hungry. Gradually, he could only parry and lost the ability to fight back. Seeing that Mo Lishou could not defeat Xing Tian for a while, he hatched a poisonous plan, grabbed a child and shouted: "Xing Tian, ??if you don't surrender, I will tear this kid to pieces with my hands!"
Xing Tian saw it, and the big boy He cursed: "Robber, stop!" Mo Liqing took the opportunity to chop off Xing Tian's head with his sword.
Xingtian was convinced, and his blood spurted into the sky, turning into a rainbow.
Xingtian's body fell down and turned into a strange stone, which is now the Furong Stone at Huaqiaotou. Because Xingtian was from Hunan, Hunan was called the Furong Kingdom. Because Xing Tian's head was cut off, the people planted a hibiscus tree on the top of the stone to reattach the head of this heroic hero.
When the Queen Mother found out, she was so angry that she ordered Guilin to suffer a severe drought for three years, with no harvest and all the people in the city to starve to death. No matter how Chang'e pleaded, it was of no avail.
After Xingtian’s head was cut off, it fell from the sky to the boundary of Lipu, Guilin, where he remained immortal all year round. He felt uncomfortable when he saw the people digging up grass roots and peeling off tree barks to eat, and he thought about how he could save the people from the fire and water. My body has been turned into stone, and only one head is left. I might as well turn my head into an edible food.
So he entrusted his dream to an old man named Yu and asked him to take the lead in digging out a wild plant that looked like a head from the ground to eat. The old man woke up and was very surprised. When he went out, he saw a clump of green lotus-leaf-like species emerging from the ground. It grew with the wind and connected into one piece. He dug it out. The root was as big as a head and had beads like eyes. He cooked it and ate it. , extremely pink and extremely fragrant.
The news spread and everyone tasted it, and it was indeed delicious. Because it was discovered by the old man Yu, and the plant resembles a human head, it was named "taro".
Maybe readers will say, since taro is a human head, who dares to eat it? It turns out that you don’t know something. Xingtian is not a real person, but an alien robot. Otherwise, how could heaven and earth not accept it? If a person's head is cut off, how can he still use his breasts as eyes and his navel as his mouth to continue fighting? Only robots have this ability, don't you think so? It is precisely because robots have no flesh and blood that they use taro and meat. Do you think so? Just feel free to eat it. Ah, it’s okay. In Guilin, whether you are getting married or celebrating your birthday, if you don’t have the dish of Lipu Taro Stewed Pork at the banquet, your guests will call you a stingy person for the rest of your life, so don’t joke