2. What kind of person likes the sun the most? (vegetable)
4. There is a driver who can't win every race, but he won this race, what will he answer when the reporter asks him why? (The brakes were broken)
5. There was a sharpshooter who faced a green-faced ghost and a red-faced ghost, it took two bullets to kill the red-faced ghost and one bullet to kill the green-faced ghost, but the sharpshooter only had two bullets, but he still killed both ghosts in the end, what's the point? (First a shot to kill the green ghost, bar red ghost scared into green, and then a shot to kill him)
6. Green crab and red crab race, why green crab run first? The green crab is raw, and the red crab is dead (because the red crab is cooked)
7. In an open-air concert, the singer sings poorly, but there are still people applauding, point solution? (swatting mosquitoes)
10.What is the most disadvantageous thing for a person who stutters to do? (make long-distance phone calls)
12. Being hit on the head by a watermelon and a durian, which one hurts more? (head)
13. There is a book on the floor, why can no one cross it? (In the corner)
14. When is the best time to pick an apple? (Unguarded)
15.What does the person who buys it know, the person who sells it knows, but the person who uses it doesn't? (Coffin)
16.Ming was doing his homework at night when the power suddenly went out. In front of him put a fire water lamp, candle, ask him what to light first? (Matches and so on)
18.A sick man went to the doctor and the doctor told him that he could only drink 2 glasses of wine a day, but he drank 6 glasses of wine today, why? (He went to the doctor 3 times)
22. It takes a migratory bird one hour to fly back to the south, but it takes two and a half hours to fly back to the north, why? (Two and a half hours add up to one hour)
24. Why don't Africans eat chocolate? (They are afraid of biting their fingers)
25. MAN means man, but why does adding WO in front of it make it a woman? (Imagine)
26. What is the word KISS? (linking verb)
27.An apple with one worm in it is terrible, two worms are worse, how many worms are the most terrible? (half)
28.A ship used for a long time could carry 5 tons of stuff, but it sank after carrying only 4.99 tons, why? (Submarine)
29. A little centipede went back to his home to bring a word to his father and his father was stunned, why? (I bought shoes)
30.A big truck loaded with goods goes down a slope, what is safer for him to put the bottom? (speed)
31. What color are the teeth of the BB born to Bao Gong and Snow White? (No color, because there is no teeth)
32. A freshly ripe orange fell from a tree and into a drain. (Unfortunately)
33. The little caterpillar invited the little centipede and the little cockroach to have dinner at home. When the little caterpillar didn't have any salt to cook, the little centipede volunteered to go and buy it, but the little centipede didn't come back for a long time, why? (still wearing shoes at the door)
34. When does the alarm clock not go away? The alarm clock would not have gone (the alarm clock has no feet, so it would not have gone at any time)
35. The chicken laid an egg every day, so the farmer wrote the date on the egg, and after a month he didn't know when each egg was laid, why? The farmer wrote the date on the eggs. After a month, he didn't know when each egg was laid. (force) 37. In the 400-meter loop track, A ran 3 laps in 4 minutes, B ran 2 laps in 4 minutes, C ran 1 lap in 4 minutes, and asked how many minutes after they started together to meet at the starting line? (4 minutes) 45. What is the smallest island in the world? --Answer: road safety 46, a chicken and a goose at the same time in the refrigerator, why the chicken died goose did not die? --Answer: penguin well 47, four people in a small house to play mahjong (no one else is watching), then the police came, four people ran away, but the police to the house and caught a person, why? --Answer: Four people were playing mahjong in the house, and the police caught him. 48: Who is the king of beasts? --Answer: The director of the zoo. 49: What can solve all the riddles? --What kind of people will appear after death? --Answer: people in movies 51、Who is the person who specializes in prying into other people's affairs? --Answer: journalists 52、Who speaks with the voice that carries the furthest? --Answer: the person on the phone 53、What has the same manufacturing date and expiration date? --Answer: daily newspaper 54、Mimi spent the whole night on her history textbook last night, but the next day her mom still scolded her for not working hard, why? --Answer: she slept with her history textbook as a pillow 55、Can you cover the sky with leaves? --Answer: Just cover your eyes with leaves 56、A cow, walks 10 meters to the north, then 10 meters to the west, then 10 meters to the south, backs up and turns to the right, ask where the cow's tail is facing? --Answer: toward the ground 57: Why do black people like to eat white chocolate? --Answer: fear of biting into their own 58、Dividing 8 into two halves, what is it? --Answer: 0 59、The stutterer suffers the most? --Answer: making international calls 60, what makes people cry and laugh? --Answer: mask 61, ID card dropped how to do? --Answer: pick it up 62, there is a person walking on a one-wood bridge, in front of a tiger, behind a bear, how did the person pass? --Answer: fainted 63, the prison held two prisoners, one night the prisoners escaped, but the next day the guards opened the cell door to see, there is a prisoner inside? --Answer: The escaped prisoner's name is "Du". 64. Xiao Ming's mother has three sons, the eldest only son is called Da Ming, the second son is called Er Ming, and the third son is called what? --Answer: Of course it's called Xiaoming. 65: Why did the cat run away when it saw the mouse? --Answer: run to catch the old 66, the left ear of the elephant like what? --Answer: the right ear 67, the needle fell into the sea how to do? --Answer: buy another one 69, a migratory bird from the south to the north in one hour, and from the north to the south in two and a half hours, why? --Answer: two and a half hours is not an hour 70, what people cheat others also cheat themselves? --Answer: cheaters 71, Mr. Lee went to the 16th floor to talk business, but he only took the elevator to the 14th floor, and then climbed the stairs up on foot, why? --Answer: Mr. Li is too short to press the elevator button on the 16th floor 72, a child and an adult walking in the dark night, the child is the adult's son, but the adult is not the child's father, may I ask why? --Answer: Because they are mother and son 73、What word is common all over the world? --Answer: Arabic numerals 74, a man has a big, thick and wide book placed in front of him, and he wants to cross it but he can't cross it, do you know what is the reason for this? --Answer: Because the book is placed in the corner. 75: What is the secret of human longevity? --Answer: Keep breathing, don't cut off the breath. 76. When do you see the biggest moon? --Answer: when you go to the moon 77. What man works only one day in a year? --Answer: Santa Claus 78, What is better to keep one eye open and one eye shut? --Answer: Shooting 79. Why does a newborn child have only one left eye? --Answer: People have only one left eye. 80、Which tooth grows out last? --Answer: dentures 81、The room was on fire, how can Xiao Ming not pull open the door, ask how he went out later? --Answer: pushed the door open 82、Lanlan wasn't sick, but she had her mouth open and closed all night? --Answer: She ate melon seeds 83、What is the best at making false statements? --Answer: magician 84, Is there a box with two sides? --Answer: there are! Inside and Outside 85, Iron left outside the house in the open air will rust, what about gold? --Answer: It will be stolen 86、Take an egg and throw it at a stone, why didn't the egg break? --Answer: If you take an egg with your left hand and throw a stone with your right hand, how can the egg break? 87. How many words are in the "New Chinese Dictionary"? --Answer: Four. 88. What is the difference between Superman and Batman? --Answer: One underwear wear inside, one wear outside 89, what is the worst heart? --Answer: People who get gastroenteritis. 90、The guests sent a basket of strawberries, Bebe clamored for strawberries. But mom said there were no strawberries at home. --Answer: The guest sent only a painting. 91、What kind of grandfather is the one you have never seen before? --Answer: God 92、Two pairs of fathers and sons went hunting, they each shot a mallard duck, but the total *** but only 3, why? --Answer: grandchildren 3 93, a patient went to the hospital to do a health check, why the doctor said: "you stay away from me" May I ask what disease this patient has? --Answer: Cock-eye 94, what is not eaten when it is green, eat when it is red, spit out is black? --Answer: watermelon 95, why does the sun rise earlier than people every day? --Answer: Because: people sleep later than the sun! 96, a wolf into the sheep pen, want to eat sheep, but why it did not eat and did not eat sheep? -Answer: Because: there are no sheep in the sheepfold! 97, there are sold, not bought, sold a lot of every day. --Answer: the doorway 98, what boat is the safest? --Answer: a boat parked in the beach 99, There was a flock of sheep on the hillside, and a flock of sheep came. How many flocks of sheep are there in a ****? --Answer: It's still a flock of yah! 100、What should be the first step to turn a dream into reality? --Answer: Get up. 101, what is the biggest regret in the life of pandas? --Answer: no color photos 102, it is raining, everyone is in a hurry to go home, but there is a person is not slow to walk (he did not hold an umbrella) Someone asked him why he did not hurry home, he said a sentence, so that the person fainted, may I ask what words he said? --Answer: "What's the hurry? There's still rain ahead!" 103. The boss never cooks, but he cooks the same dish every day, what is it? --Answer: "Fried Squid" 104: What is the most embarrassing thing for a reader? --Answer: when you want to buy a book, you suddenly realize that you don't have any money in your bag 105、Brother bought 3 bags of rice, brother bought 2 bags of rice, when they got home, they put the rice in 1 big bag, how many bags of rice do they have now? --Answer: 1 bag of rice 106、Small Ming has always scored zero, but this time he scored 100, why did he still cry? --Answer: joyful crying 107, Xiao Wang is a good soldier, on guard duty, clearly see an enemy quietly touched to him, why did he turn a blind eye? --Answer: He was aiming at the enemy~ 108. Why did Tong Tong and Zhuang Zhuang bite the first time they met that Zhuang Zhuang grew up drinking goat's milk? --Answer: Zhuang Zhuang is a goat. 109: There is something that goes up and down at the same time that goes down and up at the same time, what is it? --Answer: see-saw 110: Do something from scratch. --Answer: shaving 111、There is a rooster laying eggs on the roof, do you think the eggs will fall from the left or the right? --Answer: the rooster doesn't lay eggs 112、What is the one thing Hercules could never lift? --Answer: Him/Herself 113、Why does a frog jump higher than a tree --Answer: Trees don't jump 114、What is a double-minded person? --Answer: a person with many hearts, because that person has three hearts. 115, Who will win a race between a red crab 80 centimeters long and a black crab 30 centimeters long to run? --Answer: the black crab. Because the red crab is cooked. 116: When is a marshal one rank higher than a general, and when are marshals and generals equal? --Answer: playing chess 117: What doesn't get wet when dropped in water? --Answer: Shadow. 118, Xiao Wang is a driver, one day driving a car accident, when the police arrived, found a dead man in the car, Xiao Wang did say no matter what his business, why? --Answer: Wang drove a hearse 119, what animals stay up late every day? --Answer: The panda, which stayed up with dark circles under its eyes. 120、Why can two piglets be sold for tens of thousands of RMB when one piglet is sold for 200 RMB? --Answer: Because piglets with two heads are rare. 121, A man, a boat, a dog, a rabbit and a cabbage, the man wants to transport these three things, to the other side of the river, which two to send first? --Answer: send the dog and the cabbage first 122, What kind of person likes to be told to get lost the most --Answer: the man in prison 123, What is the cleanest way to mop the floor? --Answer: Harder 124, Why do people like to climb up? --Answer: Because people are changed by monkeys. 125, How did the elephant's long trunk grow? --Answer: At birth. 126、A boat can bear up to 50 people, now it has sat 49 people, another person came, but that boat sank, why? --Answer: because it was a submarine 127、There is a candle and a kerosene lamp on the table, which one to light first? --Answer: matches 128、Why did the zookeeper cry his eyes out when the elephant in the zoo died? --Answer: Because he thought of digging such a big pit and might die of exhaustion. 129、Why are there fewer and fewer monkeys now? --Answer: They have all become human beings. 130、Small Ming talks all day long, why didn't he say a word today? --Answer: Because he has lost his voice. 131、Why are there two holes in the newly bought socks? --Answer: How else can you wear them? 132. Xiaodong sleeps in class, but the teacher doesn't say anything about him, why? --Answer: The teacher didn't see it 133、Why did a big green horse fall into the rice bowl and drown? --Answer: a cricket's nickname 134、What thief can be put to death immediately after being caught? --Answer: squid 135, a caterpillar (eight feet) walked up a pile of cow dung, after the ground but found only six footprints, why? --Answer: cow dung is very stinky, two feet pinch the nose 136, geese why fly south? --Answer: thought walking too slow, then fly ah 137, there is a bridge can only multiply the weight of 70 kilograms, a man weighing 65 kilograms, he has to take two respectively weighing 2. 6 kilograms of the ball across the bridge, did not borrow anything from the bridge to bring the two balls over, how did he go over? -Answer: Throw up one ball and throw up the other one when it is about to fall. 138. Usually dad washes the dishes after dinner, but why didn't he do it today? --Answer: today in the restaurant meal 139, there is a caterpillar to cross the river, there is no bridge in front of it, ask it how to go over --Answer: into a butterfly to fly over 140, what animal you killed it, but flowed your blood? --Answer: mosquito 141, a rusty embroidery needle, at 7:07:07 on July 7, when the hoary moon is in the sky, thrown into the sea of Yunnan bait will happen what reaction? --Answer: fall to the bottom of the sea 142, what tendon injury can not be plastered? --Answer: brain injury. 143, marvelous relationship on the slope, there are two people cart. A man came up to them and asked the one in front of them, "Is the one in the back your son?" The man said, "Yes!" He then asked the one behind him, "Is the one in front your father?" And he says, "No!" What kind of relationship is this? --Answer: mother-son relationship 144: What does everyone applaud when it is broken? --Answer: a world record 145、Why didn't a man's hair get wet when he fell into the sea? --Answer: because he was bald 146、What is something people don't want? --Answer: Sickness. 147, there are ten birds in the forest, Ming shot one, but the other nine did not fly away, why? --Answer: ostrich 148, what is the biggest shadow you can see every day? --Answer: the night, the shadow of the earth 149, the blocks fell down to build again, the house fell down to what? --Answer: To escape 150, why do bears sleep so long in hibernation? --Answer: because no one dares to call it up 151, there is a small round hole with a diameter of only 1 centimeter, while a kind of object with a volume of up to 100 cubic meters can pass through this small hole without any problem, so what kind of object is it? ---Answer: ---Answer: it is water, you just got there? 152: Why hasn't Ming been hurt when he jumped down from the sixth floor? --Answer: He turned around and jumped toward the room. 153、During the class, the teacher asked his classmates, "What is the earth without human beings and animals living on it?" Little Name quickly answered correctly. Do you know what his -- Answer: is? --Answer: the globe 154: What place is rich in angora rabbit fur? --Answer: on angora rabbits 155、Why does the goldfish always look silly? --Answer: It has water in its head. 156、An old grandpa has to cross a bridge, there is a wolf in front of him and a tiger behind him, what should the old grandpa do? --Answer: Pass out 157、What is the relationship between your grandfather's son's father's mother's aunt's sister-in-law's uncle's great uncle and you? --Answer: relatives! 158、A rectangular box with 8 corners and 8 sides, how many corners and sides are left when this rectangular box is cut from it? -Answer: There are still 8 corners and 8 sides! 159: Why does Dongdong, who is in the first grade, write foreign characters even though he has not studied foreign languages? --Answer: He writes Arabic numerals. 160: Is the black chicken or the white chicken better? --Answer: The black chicken. Because black chickens lay white eggs and white chickens don't lay black eggs! 161、Why did the teacher know that his father was left-handed as soon as he saw Bao? --Answer: Because he has five marks on the right side of his face. 162、Why do you bleed your own blood when you have killed an animal. --Answer: because you killed a mosquito that was sucking your own blood 163、What is the one thing that you can hold with your left hand but not with your right hand. --Answer: one's right hand 164, praying mantis invited centipede and gecko to his home as a guest, burning vegetables found that the soy sauce is not hungry, centipede volunteered to go out to buy, but a long time did not come back, what happened? --Answer: After opening the door, the centipede was found to be still sitting at the door to put on his shoes 165、What kind of person never washes his hair? --Answer: A dog and a frog swam in a race. Why did the dog win in the race? --Answer: Because the rules of the competition were allowed to use dog paddle, not allowed to use the breaststroke! 167. Xiaowei hid a duck egg in his schoolbag, why did he refuse to give it to his mom for cooking? --Answer: It was the "big duck egg" on the exam paper. 168: Why do people close their eyes when they die? --Answer: Because if you keep your eyes open, you will scare people to death! 169. Why does the mafia like to wear white gloves? --Answer: Because the hands are too black. 170, the national anthem a **** there are several words - Answer: two 171, a natural black marble, thrown into the Pacific Ocean on January 1, what will happen to the min? --Answer: the marble sinks into the Pacific Ocean 172, there are 5 little ants, each little ant says there is 1 little ant behind it, why? --Answer: One little ant is lying. 173: What kind of cow doesn't eat grass? --Answer: snail 174、The teacher said that there are 106 bones in our body, but, Xiao Ming said that there are 107 bones in his body, why? --Answer: Because Xiao Ming accidentally ate a fish bone. 175、What book has neither an author nor anyone can read it? --Answer: The Book of Heaven, of course! 176、Which day of the year does a person sleep the longest? --Answer: The last day of the year, as he crosses over to the next year. 177、How many monkeys are there in the tree and how many monkeys are there in the ground? --Answer: two monkeys. 178、Where is the place to ask for trouble? --Answer: the pharmacy 179, a cell locked up two prisoners, one of them for stealing to be locked up for a year, the other is a robber-murderer but only locked up for two weeks, why? --Answer: The robber-murderer was taken out and shot. 180. How can you put all your left hands into your right pants pocket and all your right hands into your left pants pocket at the same time? --Answer: Put your pants on backwards 181. 5 chickens lay 5 eggs in 5 days. how many chickens are needed to lay 100 eggs in 100 days? --Answer: still need only 5 chickens 182, what is the more cut the bigger? --Answer: holes 183, What is a net made of? --Answer: made of a hole. 184、What should I do if I don't finish my homework? --Answer: Ask the teacher ah, homework is left by the teacher. 185、The minister of ceremony has conducted various ceremonies, but there is one that he can't conduct. What is it? --Answer: His own funeral. 186、ExaminationIn a closely supervised examination, two students handed in identical examination papers. What was the reason that the examiner found out but did not consider them cheating? -Answer: They both handed in blank papers. 187. A circle with a diameter of ten meters was drawn on the grazing ground with a cow inside and a stake inserted in the center of the circle. The cow is tied to a five-meter-long rope. If the rope is not cut or untied, can the cow eat the grass outside the circle? --Answer: Yes, because the question does not say that the cow is bolted to the stake. 188: Do you know why fish live only in water and not on land? --Answer: there are cats on land 189、There are two coins that are fifty-five cents and one of them is not a nickel, which two coins are they? --Answer: It's 50 cents and 50 cents, and 50 cents is certainly not 50 cents! 190, do you know whether rice is expensive or baklava is expensive? -Answer: Rare rice. Things are more expensive than rare 191, when is the best time to pick apples -- Answer: when the apples are ripe 192, there is a man with five dollars in his pocket, dropped five dollars in the pocket what is left? --Answer: a hole 193, what fish's belly is floating up to the surface? --Answer: a dead fish 194, Xiao Ming is 12 years old, why only three birthdays? --Answer: birthday is February 29th 195, Why do people hit their heads against tofu? --Answer: Because tofu doesn't hit the head 196, Xiaoming eats a master every day, is he a monster? -Answer: Eat Master Kong well! 197, Wang brushed the mouth of the morning, for what grandma others still say he has bad breath -- Answer: Because Wang loves to curse, so others say he has bad breath 198, Xiao Li threw an egg to more than 2 meters is not broken, why? -Answer: Because the egg hadn't hit the ground when it was thrown more than 2 meters. 199: Two men went to Lukan and slept in a tent at night. Soon one of them woke up and woke up the other. Ask you to see the stars in the sky. What will you think of? --Answer: the tent was stolen. 200: A long stick (you are not allowed to break it), so how can you make it shorter? --Answer: Take a longer stick and compare it with it won't it be shorter. 201、Why do you see the lightning first and hear the thunder later? -Answer: because the eyes grow in front 202, what road people are most afraid to go? --Answer: the absolute road 203, what people dare in the emperor's head to do anything? --Answer: barber 204, what official, do not pay wages, but to give money to others, but also with a smile? --Answer: groomsman 205, How much earth is in a dug pit 6 meters long, 7 meters wide and 8 meters high? --Answer: It has been dug, so there is no earth! 206: Which village is the largest in China? --Answer: Shijiazhuang 207. Where can a horse walk without legs? --Answer: on the chessboard 208、How did the president of the United States enter the palace? --Answer: through the gate 209, a number to remove the first place is 13, to remove the last place is 40. ask how many is this number? --Answer: forty-three 210、We all know that there are three steps to put an elephant into a refrigerator: 1 open the refrigerator door; 2 put the elephant in; 3 close the refrigerator door. So, please put the giraffe into the refrigerator in how many steps? -Answer: four steps: 1 open the refrigerator door; 2 take the elephant out; 3 put the giraffe in; 4 close the refrigerator door. 211, one day the old Zhang went to the market to buy chickens, turned half a day to buy 10 roosters 10 hens, on the way home, I do not know what to think of rush to the market to buy 5 roosters 5 hens why? --Answer: feed millet ah 212, what kind of nail is the most terrible? --Answer: A nail in the eye. 213、Jack was the fastest runner, why did his chief still criticize him. --Answer: run away 214、Where is there no difference between the poor and the rich? When should Xiao Fang go to the appointment? --Answer: is to go to the appointment tomorrow. 216: A man, who feels that the earth is standing and moving, why? --Answer: He is drunk. 217、Once upon a time there were three men, a robo, a shaking head, and a cripple, and one day the three of them crossed a bridge, and this one wouldn't let the robo. Shaking head. Crippled, these three people's disease is not allowed to pass, you help them think of a way to let them pass. --Answer:Luo pot first put a cricket, and then Luo pot said cricket, shaking head is there to head and said, "Where is it? Where?" Finally, the cripple says, "Where's this? This?" 218、What kind of person likes it to rain every day -- Answer: Umbrella maker 219、Which bridge can't be driven or walked on? --Answer: Zheng Banqiao 220, Some people say that 'eating fish can avoid getting myopia', why? --Answer: Have you ever seen a cat wearing glasses? 221、How much does a pair of shoes sell for 16 dollars and how much does a shoe sell for? --Answer: Not for sale. 224、A 5 dollar bill and a 50 dollar bill fell on the ground, which one will you pick up when you see it? --Answer: both pick up 225, Why doesn't the general have to go out of town to do battle? --Answer: playing chess. 226、Who has the strongest head in the world? --Answer: locomotive 227、What is the most satisfying thing? --Answer: socks 228, there is a cute panda in the zoo, why people are afraid to pick up into it --Answer: the paint is not dry 229, the frog and the dog race to swim, why did the dog win? --Answer: Because they race to swim doggy style. 230: What is the top of the sky? --Answer: it is "one" 231, the cow is milked every day, it still has milk this is why --Answer: feed the grass chanting 232, what dog body wet? --Answer: A dog in the water. 233. What is the best way to make a basket of water not empty? --Answer: Ice sha. 234, two mouths is Lu, three mouths is Pin, that also four mouths, five mouths are what word? --Answer: Tian, Wu 235, Xiaoming came home from school and said to his mother: "There is a place in the house where I can sit if I want to, but you can't." Do you know what it is? --Answer: Mom's lap 236, a person has one, the country's 1.2 billion people only 12, this thing is? --Answer: 12 Chinese zodiac 237, the turtle dreamed that he won a hundred dollars in the grand prize, woke up dream come true, what should it do next? --Answer: sleep again 238, a businessman went bankrupt, half of his friends do not recognize him, why? --Answer: Because half of his friends don't know he is bankrupt. 239、The elephant in the zoo has the longest trunk, so who is the second longest? --Answer: baby elephant 240, the strongest lock, what is the most afraid of? --Answer: the key 241, what east can wander into the world --Answer: the wind 242, Xiaoming's mother let Xiaoming buy eggs in the eggs without chicks Xiaoming should buy what eggs. --Answer: duck eggs 243, a man has three hairs, why pull out the middle one? --Answer: Because he wants a "center parting". 244: Why does the audience keep applauding when Xiaogang's singing is very bad? --Answer: The audience is swatting mosquitoes. 245: Why do you need ten doctors to extract a tooth? --Answer: Because it is an elephant that pulls out the tooth. 246: What kind of gun can only scare people away but not kill them? --Answer: a gun used in competitions 247、It took Granny Wang only one day to sweep from Guangzhou to Beijing. How did she do it? --Answer: She swept on the train. 248、A dog wanted to cross the Sahara Desert, it had enough dry food and water, but finally it died in the desert, why? --Answer: because there are no poles in the desert (urine suffocated) 249, a tiger has 5 caves in front of it, each cave has a goat, why did it enter the 2nd cave? --Answer: It went into whichever cave it wanted. 250: What was Zhang Fei's mother's surname? --Answer: Surname Wu (Solved: Nothing begets Fei) 251、11+2=1？ --Answer: Yes, 11:00 and 2:00 is 1:00 252: What is the most "fresh" soup? --Answer: "fish" and "lamb" soup. 253, why two male tigers fight, have to fight through the death of me never give up? --Answer: Because no one dares to persuade them to fight. 254. What kind of road can't be traveled? --Answer: circuit 255、Why does the sun always rise earlier than people? --Answer: Because people always sleep later than the sun. 256, There is something that has whiskers when it matures, what is it? --Answer: corn 257、When a writer writes a novel, where does he usually start first. --258、One day, two people were walking on the road, one said: "Look, there is a car in front of you" and the other said: "There is no car" Why? --Answer: coal truck 259, Xiaoming she is very smart, why can't she even distinguish between north, south, east and west? --Answer: Because her eyes are blindfolded. 260、This thing can be used by others, but it belongs to yourself, what is it? --Answer: name 261, What newspaper prints only one copy? --Answer: telegraph 262, Who is the man who fights with people every day? --Answer: a boxer. 263, What does a shipyard owner fear most? --Answer: no water on earth. 267, What is the thing you do when you grab the long ones with your hands and step on the short ones with your feet? Climbing ladders 268, If Zhuge Liang had lived, how would the world be different now? --Answer: one more person 270, Why don't hooligans need money to ride in a car? --Answer: prison car 271, a chicken, a goose, put in the refrigerator, the chicken froze to death, but the goose is alive, why? --Answer: penguin 272, Why do Indians eat with their hands? --Answer: Hands are cleaner than feet 273、What does the person who makes it know, the person who buys it knows, the person who sells it knows, but the person who uses it doesn't know? --Answer: Coffin 274, a hunter, a gun, grab the range of 100 meters, there is a wolf from the hunter 200 meters, the hunter and the wolf are not moving, but the hunter shot the wolf to death? --Answer: the barrel of the gun is 100 meters long 275、What kind of person makes money by luck every day? --Answer: the man who delivers gas cans 276、What is something that someone else treats you to, but you still have to pay for it yourself? --Answer: eating a lawsuit 277: At what point are you more sure that you are Chinese? --Answer: when you are in a foreign country 282、Director Li sings loudly while brushing his teeth in the morning. --Answer: He brushes his false teeth 306: What comes often but never really comes? --Riddle: Tomorrow 307: What mouse walks on two feet? --Riddle: Mickey Mouse 308、A、B、C、D、E、F、H、G、Sin，which word is the coolest? --Riddle: D (thongs) 312, there is a drunk driver, in the traffic on the road to the people hit, the police look in the eyes, but did not care, this is why? --Answer: Because the driver did not have a license at the time