Male: Welcome to today's Cheddar News Feed, a time when BMW owners abandoned their cars and fled after their BMWs knocked over the cheddar.
Female: It's a time when poor people play with cars, rich people play with watches, and mega-rich people play with rice cakes.
Male: Yueyang, Hunan, a villager in the purchase of Xinjiang walnut candy, that we commonly known as "cake", because of miscommunication caused by misunderstanding, triggering a mass beating, according to the public security organs to investigate the incident, the damage to the cake value of up to 160,000, that's right, 160,000 yuan. This also triggered a big discussion on the "cake" in various industries.
Female: Economically, the cake industry may replace the real estate industry and become a new economic growth point. 2012, the total transaction amount of Tmall exceeded 1 trillion, which is equivalent to the total amount of cake transactions in the night market of Shan Shi last year. According to the research report of the General Theory of Currency and Cake-cutting, the value of cake-cutting circulating in Beijing reaches hundreds of billions of dollars, which is enough to buy the whole United States. Economic experts have said that the circulation of cut cake may affect financial security.
Male: Looking at the news on the international front, Obama announced that more than a trillion dollars of national debt will be returned to China in the form of two hundred pounds of rice cakes; the German chancellor said that now the financial strength of a country is not to look at the gold reserves, but to look at the rice cake reserves.
Female: Recently, Chinese scientists published a report that has successfully researched and discovered that the world's three densest substances, which are black holes, neutron stars and cheesecake; archaeologists say the real reason for the extinction of the dinosaurs was that a palm-sized cheesecake hit the earth 63 million years ago, leading to global earthquakes and volcanoes; geographers say cheesecake may be the cause of more than the Xinjiang Basin's main cause.
Mano: In the last set of entertainment news, famous actress Phoenix is getting married today, and her husband is none other than the 100-billion-dollar checake king, Cheche Buymati. Mano recently issued a statement that he would rather sit in a Checheche car and cry than laugh in a BMW.
Female: Today's Cut Cake News broadcast is over.