The camera moves, the sign says "Detective Chen", and a group of policemen stare blankly in one direction. There was a collision in the background, and the camera turned to the plaque "Evil Nemesis". Suddenly, a policeman was thrown into the air, the plaque was scattered all over the floor, and the policeman fell to the ground.

Xiaogang Feng, leader of crocodile gang: Who else?

In the face of a group of crocodiles, all the policemen showed expressions of fear.

Xiaogang Feng, leader of the crocodile gang: You caught such a beautiful woman here because she spit on the ground, and the camera turned to the wife of the crocodile gang leader and then to Xiaogang Feng? Is there a royal law? Is there any pattern?

The camera turned to policeman A who fell to the ground and was black and blue. Xiaogang Feng walked leisurely.

Your director must give us crocodile help face, or he won't be the director! You don't fucking know me?

The camera turned to the policeman who had just been thrown on the plaque and fainted.

Policeman A: Sorry, I really didn't know she was your wife.

Xiaogang Feng spat at policeman A, who instinctively dodged.

Xiaogang Feng: Do you dare to hide?

A hot water kettle spilled on policeman A, and policeman A couldn't help shouting.

Xiaogang Feng: Go ahead.

A bunch of people left the police station.

Xiaogang Feng: What are you looking at? Haven't you seen such a handsome boss?

The police chief next door didn't dare to look at Xiaogang Feng positively, so he closed the door carefully.

A group of crocodiles from Xiaogang Feng walked out of the police station. Xiaogang Feng put his arm around his wife and put his right hand on her ass.

Xiaogang Feng: I can't make movies in any industry. There is no one in the cinema on Sunday.

Crocodile wife gang leader: Where's the car?

There was no one in the empty street, and there was silence. Xiaogang Feng intuitively told himself that there was something wrong.

Xiaogang Feng: Go back!

The crocodile gang is trying to hide back to the police station, and the police are anxious to close the doors and windows.

Xiaogang Feng turned to look, I don't know when the street was filled with a group of people wearing black trousers and hats, led by a man wearing distinctive red and white clothes, and led a group of people to surround Xiaogang Feng?

Xiaogang Feng: Call someone!

The crocodile assistant dropped a dazzle and flew into the air.

Axe gang boss: Don't send it, hillbilly. When you hit the police, your penis was already taken care of by me.

Xiaogang Feng: Axes, I want to fight with you!

After shouting, Xiaogang Feng started to run. As soon as several of his men pulled out their pistols, they were killed by the axe gang with machine guns.

Slow motion: Xiaogang Feng ran to the side of the road, and the axe helped the second master fly an axe and cut off Xiaogang Feng's left leg. Xiaogang Feng fell to the ground and struggled.

The boss of the axe gang took the axe handed to him and danced to Xiaogang Feng.

Xiaogang Feng: Wait ~ Wait, do you remember? I invite you to dinner, too ~!

Without further ado, Brother Axe hacked and Brother Crocodile was lying dead on the street.

Master Axe Gang: Brother Chen!

The axe gang boss turned to look at the wife of crocodile Wang Gang who was standing by, while the wife of axe Wang Gang was in tears.

Mrs. Wang of Crocodile Gang: Brother, please leave me alone.

Brother Axe Gang: Don't be silly, sister-in-law. I won't kill a woman. Go!

Mrs. Wang of Crocodile Gang: Thank you, Big Brother.

Mrs. Wang of the crocodile gang turned to leave. Brother Axe gang reached out and confessed, and his men handed him a shotgun. Brother Axe Gang shot and killed Mrs. Wang of Crocodile Gang in the back, and then walked out of the police station.

Mr. Axe Gang: Police, come out and wash the floor!

The camera turned to the inside of the police station, and the police chief was lighting stacks of thick banknotes.

As soon as the camera turns, the picture switches between the big brother of the axe gang and the little brother dancing with an axe, the black and white photos of some people hacked to death by the axe gang, and the casino run by the axe gang.

As soon as the picture is black, the subtitle reads, "This is an era of social unrest and gangs, among which the" axe gang "is the most frightening, but only some poor communities that are not even interested in gangs can enjoy temporary peace."

The camera turned to a slum "pig cage village in the city". Some people on the ground floor were washing and grooming in the toilet, and then the camera turned to the door of the rice shop.

Midian employees: one, two, three.

Two employees of the rice shop are carrying a bag of rice, while the coolie has firmly carried three bags of rice on his back.

Midian employee: Can you do coolies?

Strong coolie: OK.

The rice shop staff put the rice on the coolie's back, and the coolie stood still and put out his foot to pick a bag of rice on his back.

The camera turned to a tailor's shop, and the tailor was paddling happily with a piece of cloth. The camera turned to this store's signboard "Daguan Western-style Clothes", and then moved to another small shop "Porridge Noodles Youzi". A boss is making noodles. The method of keeping noodles is very primitive, using a big bamboo.

The camera turned to the rented woman in Zhulongcheng Village. He had breakfast and took a sip of white wine.

Charter: Ah, ghost, settle accounts!

Blaster: Hey ~

As he walked out, he took a fried dough stick wrapped in paper and handed it to the charterer.

Charter: How much is it?

Speculator: Right, right.

Mr. Chatter: You are really wise. ...

Speculator: Nothing. ...

At some point, the chartered man took out some fried dough sticks from the basket next to him.

Booker: I'm going back ... I'll discuss it with my wife and reduce your rent.

Blaster: Thank you!

The charterer walked on the road.

Tenant a: charter a car in the morning.

Charter: hey ~

Zhu Xiao: Good morning!

Mr. Hale: Hey, Zhu Xiao, he's tall again. Come, check with your uncle, hehe.

The contractor walked into the "Grand View Western Dress" and patted the tailor's ass. The tailor is like a sissy.

Tailor: Oh, what a coincidence!

Charter: What a coincidence. ...

Tailor: Come on ...

As he spoke, the charterer ran into the tailor, who was embarrassed.

Buck tooth Jane came out from behind the screen.

Bucktooth Jane: Brother Sheng, I want to split this dress higher!

Tailor: No problem ...

Charter: Hey, there's a meteor!

Bucktooth Jane: Huh?

Bucktooth Jane turned her head away, and the charterer secretly put his face to his mouth. Bucktooth Jane turned her head and just kissed the charterer.

Booker: Jane, are you serious?

Buck Jane: Mr. Chatter, why are you doing this?

After that, I ran out of the "Grand View Dress" and chartered a car to chase it out.

Booker: Jane, don't go. Really, talk for a while ...

Bucktooth Jane dumped them and turned away.

Booker: Don't go, you, Jane. ...

As soon as the camera turns, Jiang Bao washes his hair and brushes his teeth while squatting in the square faucet of the "pig cage village in the city". There was a long line at the back, so he simply took off his pants and took a shower. Suddenly, the tap ran out of water. He stood up, his trousers only half worn, revealing half his ass.

Sauce explosion: charter flight, charter flight?

The chartered girl forcibly opened the window on the second floor.

Sauce explosion: Why is there no water suddenly?

The chartered girl instantly walked down the stairs from the second floor to the square.

Rent bitch: water fee is free? I haven't paid the rent this month, and there is still so much nonsense.

Sauce explosion: But I was washing my hair. You turned off the sluice. ...

Booker: It doesn't matter if I turn it off now. Starting from tomorrow, water will be cut off every Wednesday and Friday, and water supply will be interrupted at 246 hours. How's it going? Who are the ghosts who squint their eyebrows and cry? Why did you die? I think you are all tired of living, aren't you?

Blow up ghosts and bow and scrape.

Speculator: Good morning, chartered girl ~

Charter lady: I'm your mother's boss. If you don't pay the rent today, I'll burn down your shop.

The tailor pretended to be a quail.

Charter lady: laugh, laugh, and you don't have to pay the rent, old bastard.

Tailor: Hey.

The tailor hid his face in the shop, and the chartered woman saw that the coolie was still carrying rice.

Charter woman: Hum, you deserve to be a hard worker all your life. You owe me a few months' rent and don't even say hello in the morning. You are a dead bastard.

When the chartered girl went back upstairs, the camera caught a close-up of the sauce explosion. With shampoo foam on his head, he stood in the middle of the square. The chartered girl went over and slapped him and fell to the ground in a big circle.

Charter woman: Don't think I won't hit you because you are handsome!

The camera turned to the bathroom and rented a male mouse to look inside.

Female recruiter: Hey, what took you so long to buy porridge?

Booker: Won't you buy it back? I just helped an old woman cross the street!

Miss Charter: Then what are you doing here?

Charter: I'll go and see if there are any goats peeking at people taking a bath! Aunt Liu, is there a goat watching you take a bath?

Coming out of the bathroom, Aunt Liu reached out and pointed to the chartered woman with a helpless expression.

Charter: Hey, Aunt Liu, don't point fingers at you without evidence!

The chartered woman turned her head to reveal the lipstick mark left by Jane with buck teeth on her right face.

Charter rental: psycho, groundless?

The chartered girl glared at lipstick marks!

As soon as the camera turned, Jiang Bao squatted on the ground and washed half his head with sewer water. Suddenly, the charterer opened the window on the second floor and was beaten by the charterer. He was also thrown into the square from the second floor, facing the ground. People were just about to walk past when a beautiful flower was thrown upstairs and hit the charterer's head impartially. Jiang Bao, who was squatting beside him, picked up a bamboo and gently stabbed him twice.

Charter: Stop it ~

One by one, the onlookers walked away and continued their work. Sauce purple pants still don't pull up, continue to show half ass.

As soon as the camera turned, white clouds floated in the sky. Seven children are playing football at the gate of "Pig Cage Village in the City". Suddenly, the ball rolled into the distance and two people came into the picture. The camera shone on the man's leg. He stepped on the rolling football, then skillfully stepped on the ball and stopped. This is a great skill.

Children: Uncle, can you teach us to play football?

Someone: Still playing football?

The man crushed the football with one foot, kicked it aside and walked away.

Child: Woo-hoo ~ wow

The child is crying.

As soon as the camera turns, these two people are the stars. They stood at the gate of the "pig cage village in the city", dressed in shabby clothes and broken hats, grandly standing at the gate of the village in the city, and slowly walked into the village step by step.

The camera turned to the shop where the sauce exploded. It turned out to be a barber shop. The sauce is bursting and I am shoveling rice from the bowl. He still has a handful of unwashed hair and a little foam on his head. Star calcaneus walked into the store back and forth.

Sauce explosion: Who cut the hair?

G: My big brother.

Sauce explosion: Please sit down.

Bone grandly sat down, and Jiang Bao turned to prepare a haircut appliance. Turning around, Xing looked down and found that his trousers were only half worn. He looked up at him and Jiang Bao turned to smile.

The star turned to see if there was anyone around, and found that there was only one child reading beside him, knowing that his plan could be implemented.

The star just turned his head and found that in a few seconds, the originally messy hair had been beautifully treated by the sauce explosion.

Sauce explosion: it's finished, thank you for fifty cents.

Star: Wow!

Sauce explosion: is it beautiful?

Xing: Why did you cut it so beautifully? Who told you to cut it so beautifully? Find fault?

As soon as the bones shook his coat, two axes drawn on his chest were exposed, and his proud flesh kept shaking.

Xing: Brother, don't be angry. He is my friend. Let me talk to him.

The star pulled the sauce aside.

Xing: Brother Axe Gang, you have seen two axes with your own eyes. Here comes the bad guy. Do you know that you will die if you cut your hair so beautifully?

Sauce explosion: I don't know ~

Xing: So you really are. Well, it's so congenial to chat with you. Can I help you solve some medical expenses?

Sauce explosion: not good ~

Bone clap a thigh, chest two axes with proud flesh kept shaking.

Star: Brother, don't take the axe. Put it away first! I'll talk to him again.

Star, pull the sauce to the post, whispered

Xing: I helped you this time. You saw it with your own eyes. I'm not lying to you. If it's inconvenient for you, then take some out and set up ten tables, eight tables, or half a table ~

Sauce explosion: Oh, so you blackmailed me.

Star one leng.

Star: Big Brother! ! eldest brother

Star, twist a head with sauce explosion looked at the bones, he has fallen asleep in the barber's chair.

Star: Oh, you're dead. My eldest brother will chop people when he wakes up.

Bones have started snoring.

Look, he will wake up soon.

Sauce explosion: I'm not afraid. Even if I kill one person, there will be thousands of me in Qian Qian!

The residents of "Pig Cage City Village" have noticed what happened in the barber shop and gathered around.

Star Nora pulled the coat that slipped quickly and walked out of the barber shop angrily.

Star: What bird? Brother Axe took a nap inside, and Daredevil stepped forward!

All the residents took a step forward.

Star was startled, but still pretended to be calm.

Star: Oh, this is not negotiable. Well, it's a Jianghu rule. Just one for the other. No one can foul.

Star stressed that fouls were not allowed, looked at the crowd and pointed with his finger.

Star: Aunt with onion, come out!

Aunt came out with a kind expression.

Star: Why do you look so fierce? Think you can beat me, you, I'll let you beat me, beat me!

Aunt punched Xing in the stomach, and Xing vomited one mouthful blood.