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Childhood jingle

If there was a time machine, I think everyone would want to go back to their childhood, but now there are jingles that can allow us to recall all the wonderful things in our childhood. I have compiled some childhood jingles for you here, I hope you like them.

Childhood jingles

1) The sun is shining in the sky, the flowers are smiling at me, and the birds are saying morning, morning, morning, why are you carrying a pack of explosives? I am going to blow up the school, but the teacher won’t You know, I ran away as soon as I pulled the string, and with a bang, the school blew up!

2) It was snowing heavily on Sunday morning, and old men picking up rags lined up in a row. The police commanded and rushed to the garbage dump. Shoes and socks were stuffed straight into his pockets.

3) Lao Gao Lao Gao, with high skills, you don’t need scissors to shave your head, just plucking them down one by one (hao), the pimples are big, red, green, big purple, go home Go put on smelly toothpaste?

4) Report to the commander that your wife is in the bay and has no pants to wear. I picked up a piece of cloth and made briefs. I patched up here and there, but still exposed my buttocks.

5) Weave, weave, weave a flower basket. There is a child in the flower basket. He squats down and cannot get up. One-five-six, one-five-seven, one-eight, one-nine, twenty-one, two-five-six. , two-five-seven, two-eight, two-nine, thirty-one? Nine-five-six, nine-five-seven, nine-eight, nine-nine, one hundred and one.

6) There are a lot of rotten sand fruits, try them first before buying so you don’t suffer a loss. If you suffer a loss, don't blame me. Who asked you to buy my rotten sand fruit?

7) You are handsome, you are handsome, you have a nest of cabbage on your head, a hemp belt on your body, and a kelp around your waist. You think you are the Invincible of the East, but you are actually the second generation of SB. (I remember that Ilidai’s ice cream was very popular at that time. It was yellow in color and wrapped in a thin piece of paper. I missed the taste.)

8) The first grader died, the second grader carried it, and the third grader dug it The fourth grade was buried in a trap, the fifth grade couldn't get up from crying, and little Ge Pao from the sixth grade didn't even come. (Xiao Ge Pao: a dialect spoken in parts of Inner Mongolia, Shanxi, meaning little bastard, little bastard, etc.)

9) Pulling the big saw, pulling the big saw, singing a big show in front of grandma's house; picking up the daughter , please invite your son-in-law and nephew to go too.

10) The little mouse went up to the lampstand, stole the oil to eat, but couldn’t get down, meow, meow, meow, the cat came, chirped and rolled down. Funny jingles from childhood

1) An old man Ding lent us a ball. I said he would return it in three days, and he said he would return it in four days. He bought a big sesame seed cake for 30 cents and planted three leeks. , bought a piece of meat for 66 cents.

　2) In my heart, you are a green onion. Should I cut you up and throw you into the pit? ("Real Hero")

　3) Knife, What kind of sword is it? Golden ring sword! Sword, what kind of sword is it? Shuangyue Shame Light Sword! Move, what kind of move is it? The yin and yang of heaven and earth attract people! What kind of person is it? A person who flies over walls and flies over walls. !Love, what kind of love is it? Beauty loves heroes!

　4) I am Kesai, here to buy vegetables; two eggs for eggplant and one piece of cucumber!

　5) Three o'clock in the middle of the night, When he came to the manhole, he saw someone at the bottom. He jumped into the manhole regardless of his own life, rescued the man, and died heroically. To commemorate him, a light was installed in the toilet.

6) I picked up a pack of cigarettes on the side of the road and handed it to the police uncle. He smoked and nodded to me. I happily said: Uncle, give me the money. !

7) P is a kind of marsh gas. It is kept in the heart and turned over and over. If it is not careful or if it is not satisfactory, it will be released. Those who fart feel proud, while those who smell farts get angry. Don't let go if you have a fart, it will hurt your heart. If you don't have a fart, squeeze it hard and exercise. P is the vitality of life, so there is no reason not to let it go. Those who let it go will be happy, while those who hear it will be dejected.

8) Car, beep beep, Malan blossoms twenty-one, two five six, two five seven, two eight two nine thirty one?

9) Your head , like a ball, one kick to the department store, the department store, there are fans, one fan to the train station, the train station, there is a train, you will be crushed to pieces!

10) Make up your mind to steal melons , Climb in without fear of sacrifice, overcome all difficulties to pick up the big one, and strive for victory to fight back home.

11) I have a big head and a big head, so I don’t have to worry about rain. Others have umbrellas, but I have a big head.

12) I am your ape, sitting on the bed of your home, your mother burns incense for me, your father kowtows to me, your grandma makes dumplings for me, and your grandpa is my fat boy!

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13) Old Taoist, Old Taoist, are you here yet? Not yet.

14) Studying is hard, tiring, and you have to pay tuition for studying. It's better to join the underworld, where you can have food, fun, status, and beautiful women to sleep with you.

15) Sorry, it doesn’t matter, put a P, it will stink you to death! Classic jingle from childhood

1. Lao Wu Lao Wu sells burned soil, and no one can repair his torn pants. A replenishment, five dollars and a half, which made Lao Wu dance with anger.

2. The first grader died, the second grader carried him, the third grader dug a hole and the fourth grade buried him, the fifth grader cried so hard that he couldn’t get up, and the sixth grader didn’t even come.

3. One for you, one for me, and one for Brother Xiu. You two and I two, the waiter in the shop. You three and I three, thirteen sisters. You four and I four, Shaolin Temple. Five of you and five of me, big flower drum. You are six and I am six, six young children. You are seven, I am seven, and seven fairies descend to the earth. Eight of you and eight of me, the eight immortals cross the sea. You are nine and I am nine, Nine Yin White Bone Palm. You are ten and I am ten, subduing the dragon with eighteen palms.

4. Once upon a time, there was a mountain, and there was a temple on the mountain. There was a vat in the temple, a basin in the vat, a bowl in the basin, a spoon in the bowl, and two peanuts in the spoon. Ren'er, I ate, you are greedy, my story is over. Once upon a time, there was a mountain, and there was a temple in the mountain. In the temple, an old monk was telling stories to the children. What story was he telling? Once upon a time, there was a mountain, and there was a temple in the mountain?

5. The incense burner produces purple when the sun shines on it. Smoking, watching the mutton skewers hanging in Qianchuan from a distance, Ha Lazi left three feet behind, and he took out his pocket without any money.

6. During the table tennis match, my aunt asked me to buy groceries, and I bought a bunch of rotten groceries. My aunt beat me, scolded me, my aunt looked for me, my mom wasn’t at home, and my aunt looked for my dad. My dad calls, my aunt asks for my milk, I drink milk, my aunt asks my father, my father shines his shoes, my aunt calls for the teacher, the teacher sues the principal, and the principal’s orders are: first, don’t move, second, don’t laugh, and third, don’t show your nakedness. Teeth, don't fart and pop the popcorn.

7. I often get one or two points, I get three or four points, I get five or six points once a year, and I never get one hundred points.

8. An old man Ding lent us a ball. I said he would pay it back in three days, and he said he would pay it back in four days. He bought a big sesame seed cake for 33 cents, planted three leeks, and bought a piece of meat. , it cost sixty-six cents.

9. There are a lot of rotten sand fruits, try them first and then buy them so you don’t suffer a loss. If you suffer a loss, don't blame me. Who asked you to buy my rotten sand fruit?

10. I am your ape, sitting on the bed of your home, your mother burns incense for me, your father kowtows to me, your grandma makes dumplings for me, and your grandpa is my big fat boy!

11. Weave, weave, weave a flower basket. There is a child in the flower basket. He squats down and cannot get up. One-five-six, one-five-seven, one-eight, one-nine, twenty-one, two-five-six, two Five-seven, two-eight, two-nine, thirty-one? Nine-five-six, nine-five-seven, nine-eight, nine-nine, one hundred and one.

12. Tang Monk rides a horse with Sun Wukong behind him; Sun Wukong runs fast, followed by Zhu Bajie; Zhu Bajie has a long nose, followed by Monk Sha; Monk Sha carries a basket, followed by Monk Sha The old witch was evil-minded and deceived Tang Monk and Bajie; Tang Monk Bajie was really confused, but thanks to Sun Wukong's bright eyes, which emitted golden light, he saved his master Tang Sanzang.

13. Teacher Gao, Teacher Gao, Gao Le Gao, Teacher Gao took us to do gymnastics. The gymnastics was so messy that Teacher Gao was so angry that he had a high fever. Teacher Gao, Teacher Gao, don't be angry. It's all because of XX's failure to live up to expectations. He smoked, drank, danced and dared to go to the men's and women's restrooms. He was sent to jail on August 15th and shot on September 15th.

14. Lao Gao Lao Gao, high technology, no need for scissors when shaving your head, just plucking it down one by one. The old Gao Lao Gao will make big bumps, red envelopes, green envelopes and big purple envelopes. Go home and wipe out the smell. Toothpaste?

15. Zhou Bapi, fifty-one, came to steal the chicken in the middle of the night. We were playing a game and caught Zhou Bapi.

16. In Lushan Mountain, your mother beats your father, in Tianma Meteor Boxing, your mother practices Monkey Boxing.

17. There is a donkey in the east, but no one is riding it. Today I am happy, I will ride it. The driver is so fertile that I am covered in mud. I went home and asked my mother to wash me. She told me to peel off my skin, burn incense and pray to Buddha. I will never ride a donkey again!

18. My name is Alibaba. I am 1.88 meters tall. I see how pitiful you are, so I will give you a bag. Guo Ba, call me aunt.

19. Dingban Dingban, Dingdingbanban, up and down, left, right, left, right, front and back. Gulu Gulu hammer, Gulu Gulu fork, one Gulu Gulu and three are left.

20. Fight the American emperor in the front and fools in the rear. The fools are not at home. We specialize in fighting big watermelons. Watermelons have no seeds. We specialize in fighting small Japan. If Japan does not surrender, overthrow Chiang Kai-shek!!!

21. One bucket is poor, two buckets are rich, three buckets and four buckets open a pawn shop, five buckets and six buckets are carried on the back, seven buckets and eight buckets are sold in the streets (selling tofu), nine buckets and ten buckets are in big dung baskets!

22. The river was roaring. My sister and I stole watermelons. My sister stole two and I stole three. My sister ran away and I was caught. My sister ate watermelons at home. I was writing an inspection in prison. My sister was cracking melon seeds at home. I was tortured in prison. Gunzi?

23. Break your heart, my heart, into pieces, chop it into pieces, thread it into skewers, sprinkle some pepper noodles, and grill it, mutton skewers?