It is reported that the city's farmers from two years ago to start the free training program, had also had good results, and even created two major brands: hotel services and security. Beijing, Shanghai, Guangdong and other large cities in the enterprises and institutions to come, the two professional trainees in short supply.
The whip on the stage -- plus size (fake horse)
Peppercorns fall into the rice -- trouble (rice)
Xiucai's empty coffin out of the burial ---------- eye in the middle (no one in the wood)
Wang Bazhong Xieyuan ---------- rules (turtle lifting)
Peanuts -------------- non-noise
A tanner without an awl -------- is really good (needle line)
The girl from the He family married the Zheng family ---- is just right (Zheng He's)
The monk's house ---------- is wonderful (temple)
The yellow lotus washed by the river ---------- is why the river is bitter
Dreaming of butterflies- -------- want to get into Feifei Fei (want to get into Feifei Fei)
Monkey learns to walk ---------- fake sympathy (fake gorilla)
Fine Moutai ------------ for a long time (good wine)
Spider pulling the web ------------ selfish (self silk)
Blind man carrying the blind ---------- busy on the
A walk in the watermelon field -------- is a good idea
Taking off the old shoes and replacing them with new ones ------ is a good idea
Sacks of burlap and straw -------- are not as good as a generation
The beans at the bottom of the bowl ---------- are all there for the eyes to see. （
Selling cloth without a ruler ---------- is not a good idea (存心不量)
The poor carpenter opened ---------- only one sentence (只有一锯)
Fire in the brick kiln ---------- rumor (窑烟)
The lamp has no oil ------------费心[费芯)
Zhong Kui married his sister ------------ ghost (ghost marriage)
The dung boat crossed the river ------------ pretending to be dead (pretending to be shit)
Sticky nests laced with yellow lotus -------- year after year of bitterness (a sticky, sticky bitterness)
The drawer in the drugstore -------- looking for a game (looking for a pill)
Toad jumped into the water well -------- don't understand (puh-dong)
Singing opera on horseback ---------- can't (on foot)
Frying salted vegetables without soy sauce ------ have a word in advance (have salt in advance)
From Henan to Hunan -------- is difficult to add to the difficulty (south on top of south]
Beating the lantern to move the stone -------- do it accordingly (follow the copy)
The water washed away the land temple ------ stay God (flow God)
Arable land flinging the whip -------- blowing cattle (urge cattle)
The child's spine ---------- villainous (villainous back)
Airmen tumbling -------- upside down (upside down test flight)
The rats fell to the water jar ------ fashionable (wet hair)
The old monk lived in a cave -------- all right (no temple)
Cargo ships out of the sea ---------- layman (outbound)
Fire burned down the flagpole ------------ long sigh (long charcoal)
Weasel drilled the chicken coop -------- speculation (stealing chickens)
Soak a stone in the sauce jar -------- a word is hard to say (a salt is hard to enter)
Put firecrackers in the well ---------- there is a reason (there is a round sound)
The old hen hugging the empty nest -------- is not simple (not see the egg)
Eat ginseng ---------- waiting for the replacement (after the replacement)
The mother of the emperor of the skin -------- Skin too thick (skin too queen)
Thousands of years of stone Buddha statue -------- honest people (old stone people)
Leading the sheep into the photo studio ------ out of the ordinary (out of the sheep)
The wall planted vegetables ------------ no margin (no garden)
Fan fan talk -------- crazy talk (wind and wind talk)
p> Ten taels of silver ------------ must (a ingot)
Sleeping in the toilet -------- not far from death (not far from shit)
The book of the Tang Monk ------------ a book of seriousness (a book of truth)
A small bowl to eat ---------- rely on the sky (rely on Tim)
The meat pot was thrown into the river- 久闻（九文九文）
Dyeing room girls don't wear white shoes--natural (self-dyeing)
Back side pigtails ------ illegal and chaotic（尾发乱系）
The stove turned over ------------ bad luck (pouring coal)
The rice pot smokes ------------ confused (rice paste)
Nephews Hit the lantern - as usual (uncle)
Kong Fu Zi moving - all lose (book)
Fire burning flagpole - long charcoal (sigh)
Cesspit Guan Dao - can't do literature (wen), and can't do martial arts (dance).
Small onion mixed with tofu - a clear (green) two white
The following are some commonly used hysterical phrases:
Mute to eat Huanglian - there is no way to speak of the bitter
Xiu Cai meets the soldiers.
The man who is a bachelor teaches his son not to be greedy
The money comes to the bachelor's hand - there is no turning back
The blind man eats the soup balls.
A blind man eats a soup ball - he knows what he's doing
A monk with two feet - he can't make sense of it
Courtesy, justice and honesty - they're shameless
A plasterer opens a doorway. -passing over one's own people
Chickens failing to benefit - losing rice, i.e., not only failing to take advantage of the situation, but suffering a loss instead
Throwing bombs in the mow-hole-
Throwing a bomb in a latrine provokes the people's feces
Marrying off a daughter from Yama, the devil wants it
The following is an epigram commonly found in Cantonese:
A cowhide lantern - it's hard to see what's wrong with it
Chopping wood under a bed is a way of getting into trouble.
One-eyed wife - a look at the sun
Winter money wax duck - get a look at the word
Overnight fried ghosts - no fire
Sweet potato The sweet potatoes have fallen down from the stove - it's time to braise them
Wet olive trees - both ends of the water
Watermelon beating the dog - don't see it that way
Uncovered chicken coop
The eel on the beach - if you don't die, you're dead
The fire burns down the flagpole - there's a long line of charcoal
The music of Chiu Chow - it's about taking care of yourself
The music of Chiu Chow - it's about taking care of yourself. The music of Chiu Chow is a self-concerned one
Knot he wireless (wet cotton) - there is no way to play, that is, impeccable
African monks - beggar hate (black monk), i.e., people are not happy with them.
African monk - begs to be hated (black monk), i.e. annoying
Fishmonger's shower/fishmonger's body wash - no raw (fishy) gas
Bow ruler - degree of water
Yalan marrying Yari - tired bucket of tired
Yalan marrying Yari - tired bucket of tired
Yalan marrying Yari
The Pork Divider - Everyone gets a share
The Frying Pile - Everyone gets something.
A father kowtowing to his son - outrageous (有此理)
Throwing stones at the toilet - causing public anger (引起公粪)
A monk throwing an umbrella - lawlessness (无发无天)
The weather in Lunar New Year public anger (cause public feces)
Grandmother dead son - no help (no uncle)
Hubby beat fan - desolate (wife cool)
Xiu Cai's empty coffin out of the burial ---------- eye in the middle of no one (no one in the wood) )
Kong Ming grand empty city plan - to turn danger into safety
The Monkey King drilled into the belly of Princess Iron Fan - the heart of the trouble
Chao's military adviser- -Without (Mis)Use
Lin Daiyu Burying Flowers - Sighing at Her Own Fate
Guan Gong Fighting Li Kui - A Great Sword
Zhang Fei Threading the Needle-
Kong Ming praises Zhuge Liang - boasting
Guan Er Master's beard - Ran (髯)也
Guan Gong's face - red to the head
Guan Daiyu buries flowers
Guan Gong's eyes - can't open
Lin Chong buys a sword - has fallen for a trick
Lin Chong mistakenly breaks into the White Tiger Hall. -Lin Chong's arrival at the Wild Boar Forest - a desperate attempt to survive
Lin Chong's beating of Instructor Hong with a stick - looking for a break
Lin Chong's guarding of the forage field
5 Standing on the dry bank - not getting wet (16th Wang Xifeng)
6 Pushing down the bottle of oil without holding it - lazy (16th Wang Xifeng)
6 Pushing down the bottle of oil without holding it - lazy to the home (16th (16th Wang Xifeng)
7 dog biting Lü Dongbin - do not know what is good and bad (25th Caixia)
8 thousands of miles to build a long shed - there is no such thing as an unbroken feast (26th Hongyu)
9 zhang eight of the lampstand --Shine on others, but not on your own (19th Sister Li )
10The yellow eagle caught the harrier's foot --Buttoned up the ring (30th Wang Xifeng)
11The golden hairpin fell down in the well. -there's just something there for you (30th Jin Chuan)
12The camel trader of the Nine Kingdoms -touting for business everywhere (46th Yu Yu)
13The eagle of Emperor Huizong of the Song Dynasty, and the horse of Zhao Zi'ang- -They are good paintings (Chapter 46: Mandarin)
14 The Scholar's Pox filled with syrup - full of joy again (Chapter 46: Mandarin)
15 The Cedar Wood Mallet - decent on the outside and bitter on the inside (Chapter 53: Jia Zhen) (Chapter 53: Jia Zhen)
16 A deaf man setting off a firecracker - it's broken up (Chapter 54: Wang Xifeng)
17 Mei Xiang's worship of her husband - she's a slave (Chapter 60: Fang Guan)
Sister Yuan)
21 Sore on the rat's tail - how much pus and blood (68th chapter, Wang Xifeng)
22 The top beam has lost its true soul - scared to death (68th chapter, Wang Xifeng)
23 A gourd with a sawn-off mouth
23The gourd with a sawed-off mouth - no mouth (68th Wang Xifeng)
24Small onions mixed with tofu - pure white (74th Mrs. Wang)
25Make a hat with your head - you can't have any surplus. -I can't have any surplus at all (Chapter 75: Mandarin ducks)
26 A camel comes out of the flock - you're the only one who's big (Chapter 88: Jia mother)
27 Containing the bones and exposing the flesh - you swallow the words (Chapter 88: Mrs. Wang)
27 The bones and exposing the flesh - you're the only one who's big. Swallowing (88th Wang Xifeng)
28 Burnt Tail Slightly--Extinct (117th Crowd )
(2) Hysterical Sayings in Journey to the West
1 Fly on the Head of a Snake--Self-Coming Clothes (28th Demon)
2 first into the reed yam - do not know the depths (32nd time the Monkey King)
3 leather strainer - a fish out of a exhausted (39th time the Monkey King)
4 bad nose does not eat wine --(The 39th chapter of Piggy)
5The throat made of polished bricks is shiny and slippery (The 47th chapter of The Boys' Servants)
6The pointed load of firewood is Both ends are off (57th Porky Pig)
7 Eat the sharpening water - showy inside (67th Sun Wukong)
3 Leather strainer - a fish all exhausted (39th Sun Wukong)
4 Bad nose does not eat wine --(The 39th chapter of Piggy)
5The throat made of polished bricks is shiny and slippery (The 47th chapter of The Boys' Servants)
6The sharp load of firewood is taken off at both ends (The 57th chapter of The Monkey King). Both ends off (57th Porky Pig)
7 ate the sharpening water - showy within (67th Sun Wukong)
8 dog bites the urine bubble - empty joy (71st author)
9 iron brush broom brush copper pots -family quite hard (77th author)
10 the big sea overturned the tofu boat - soup to come, water to go (81st piggyback)
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11 Monk dragging wood - made the temple (83rd Prince Nezha)
12 Antique peddler - know the goods (86th Little Spirit)
13 Fly wrapped in a net - what a big face (87th Ge Xianweng)<
14 Three coins of silver to buy a donkey - boasted of riding (93rd Monk)
15 Rough skin and flesh, strong bones - each has a gain to be desirable (93rd Porky Pig)
(C) in the Water Margin Hysteria
1 thieves went to close the door - late (the 5th Zhou Tong)
head pick a head of hot,
is a widely circulated in China's folk hysteria, said the barber's pick in the old days, one end of the barber's tools and stool, the other end of the pick for hot water for shampooing. The other end carries hot water for shampooing. It was later compared to wishful thinking. The government has invested huge human and financial resources in the "people's project" - free training for farmers, how could it evolve into a "shaver's pick"?
It is reported that from two years ago, the city began the free training project for farmers, had a good effect, and even created two brands: hotel services and security. Beijing, Shanghai, Guangdong and other large cities in the enterprises and institutions to come, the two professional trainees in short supply.
2, Zhou Yu beat Huang Gai - a willingness to fight
The battle of Red Cliff, Sun Quan ordered Zhou Yu as the governor against Cao Cao. In order to make Cao Cao fall for the trick, Zhou Yu and Huang Gai decided to use the trick. At a military meeting, Huang Gai pretends to have a disagreement with Zhou Yu and even speaks out against him. Zhou Yu was furious and ordered Huang Gai to be beheaded. When the generals begged for mercy, Zhou Yu put Huang Gai to the punishment of caning and beat him to the point that he was bedridden. This was done to Cai Zhong Cai He, who had swindled Zhou Yu. So Kan Ze presented Huang Gai with a fraudulent surrender, and Cai Zhong Cai He happened to send this false information back to Cao Cao's camp, and Cao Cao believed Huang Gai, and then the Battle of Red Cliff broke out, and the fraudulently surrendered Huang Gai sailed his ships to surrender to Cao Cao, but Cao Cao was caught in a trap, and Cao Cao's ships were hit by Huang Gai's fireboats, and caught fire, and coupled with the Pang Tong's chain of stratagems and Zhu Geliang's invocation of an east wind, Cao Cao's army collapsed, and was almost wiped out by Zhou Yu's surprise attack, and was nearly killed by Guan Yu, and then almost killed by Zhou Yu's attack on the Cao Cao's army. After Zhou Yu's surprise attack, Cao Cao's army was almost completely wiped out, even to the point where he was almost killed by Guan Yu. After that, Cao Cao was too afraid of Zhou Yu to move south.
Mother's sisters -- suspicious (aunt)
The battlements on the stage -- not ready (cloth city)
The whip on the stage -- plus (fake horse)
Guanyin Hall fire -- wonderful (temple disaster)
Sun Monkey sits in the Palace of the Golden Emperor -- not like a benevolent (human) king
The birthday star shooting targets -- the old accent (gun)
The birthday star playing pipa -- the old accent (gun)
The birthday star playing pipa -- the old accent (gun)
The birthday star playing pipa - the old accent (gun)
The birthday boy plays the lute -- the old story
The wheat straw blows fire -- stingy
The horse runs in the alley -- the question (hoof) is difficult to come out
Tugging the beard to cross the river -- excessive modesty
Pulling the bell to the middle of the air -- 空想
Catching the bee to eat the honey -- brazenly
The camel is bought in the Temple of the Protector of the Kingdom of China -- it's a good idea to buy a camel. Protectorate Temple to buy a camel -- not that thing (city)
Peppercorns fell into the rice -- trouble (rice)
Xiucai's empty coffin out of the burial ---------- eye in the middle of no one (no one in the wood)
Wang Baxi in the solution of the Yuan ---------- rules (turtle lift)
Peanuts -------------- must be noisy (non-fried)
The tanner doesn't bring an awl -------- really good (needle line)
The girl from the He family married the Zheng family ---- is just right (Zheng He's)
The monk's house ---------- is wonderful (temple)
The yellow lotus washed by the river ---------- why is it bitter (river is bitter)
Dreaming of becoming a butterfly ------- --- think into the non-feeling (think into the fly fly)
Monkey learns to walk ---------- fake sympathy (fake ape)
Fine Maotai ------------ long time (good wine)
Spider pulling the web ------------ selfish (self silk)
Blind man carrying the blind ---------- busy on the busy (blind on the
The blind man's web is too busy for the blind.