Summary of jokes and stories about homophones

Jokes are short in length, simple and clever in plot, often unexpected, and give people the wonderful feeling that the God of Laughter has suddenly arrived. Most of them reveal the perverse phenomena in life, which are ironic and entertaining. There are different levels of fun. Here are the homophonic joke stories I compiled for you. I hope it will be helpful to you!

Homophonic joke story

When the dishes are served, let’s serve the mixed rice first. A large plate of rapi was served, followed by several plates of toppings, sauces and the like. The lady was not paying attention when serving the food, and a drop of sauce spilled on a buddy's pants. The buddy also deliberately teased Mengzi, pretending to be gloomy and asked the lady: "What should I do?"

The lady said calmly: "Whatever you do is fine."

"Then what do you say we should do?"

"You can do whatever you want?"

"Then what do you usually do here?"

"How about I help you do it?"

"Okay."

I saw the lady quickly pouring several plates of ingredients and sauces onto the lapier. Take the chopsticks in one hand and the spoon in the other, brush it a few times and mix it. Then he said to the guy: "Sir, it's mixed and ready to eat."

The guy stared at the plate and didn't say anything for a long time. Another colleague spoke to the lady for him. Said "thank you".

The main course is served - roasted lamb leg, a large plate of meat bones, and a plate of salt and pepper. A fellow from Beijing loved this dish so much that he grabbed a leg of lamb without any ceremony, took a bite, and started eating it.

When the young lady saw it, she said, "Sir, this should be eaten with dipping."

The buddy looked at the young lady suspiciously, and then at his local colleagues. A local colleague said: "It tastes better when dipped in it."

The buddy then stood up with the leg of lamb and took another bite.

The lady hurried over and asked: "Sir, do you need anything?"

"Ah? No."

"Then please sit down and eat. . ”

The buddy muttered and sat down, looking at everyone in a daze. Carefully, he brought the leg of lamb to his mouth and carefully took a bite.

Homophonic joke story

A crab accidentally bumped into a loach when he went out for a walk.

The loach was very angry: "Are you blind?"

The crab was very aggrieved: "No, I am a crab!"

Homophoned joke story

Today, in the driving school theory class, the teacher said: "Cause a serious traffic accident, and Those who run away are banned from driving (and from marrying) for life."

A girl behind raised her hand and said: "Then I will never be able to get married?"

Homophoneous joke story

My girlfriend’s name is Zhu Jing. I took my girlfriend back to her hometown in the countryside for the first time. When I entered the door, I said: Mom, Zhu Jing is here.

After hearing this, my mother said: If the pig comes in, just drive it out!

Homonymous Joke Story

In Chinese class, when the teacher was explaining text analysis, Xiao Ming did not listen carefully. Suddenly the teacher asked: "Xiao Ming, please answer it. Paragraphs 1 to 2 of the article explain it." "What?"

Xiao Ming was stunned and said: "The sharp break in the article means that he and Ma Yili broke up?"

Homophone. Joke story

Niu Niu and Da Zhuang While playing downstairs, Niuniu suggested: "Let's play pretending to be a star!"

"Okay, okay!"

"You can think of me as Deng Ziqi!"

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"Okay!"

Da Zhuang looked excited, pushed Niu Niu to the ground, and rode on her.

Niu Niu was startled and howled loudly: "Wang Dazhuang, your father, who the hell told you to ride me like a stool!"

Homophony A joke story

The bus I was driving arrived at the station that day, and the passengers got off the bus.

The moment I was about to close the car door, a lady shouted outside the car door; "I'm going to die in your car!"

I was so nervous that I immediately closed the car door and stepped on the accelerator, thinking; "Urban There are so many weird people and weird things here. ''

Unexpectedly, the lady actually called a taxi and chased my bus, and finally stopped it.

The car door opened, and the lady yelled again; "Why don't you stop? I'm going to die in your car!"

I asked her in fear; "Miss, what do you have?" Can't think of it? ''

He walked to a seat angrily, then picked up a bunch of keys and said to me, "I want [the keys] to be in your car!" ;