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Wang Duoduo was born just a hundred days ago , gave the family a big unexpected surprise.

Duoduo’s mother changed Duoduo’s diaper, and Duoduo peed. "Oh!" Duoduo's mother shouted: "This child can write!"

Duoduo's father, grandpa, and grandma immediately went to Duoduo's bed to check, and sure enough, there was something written on the sheets. . This word came from Wang Duoduo's urine. While everyone was watching, he happened to finish urinating. At this time, his two calves were kicking hard; as for his little penis, its mouth was pointing upwards, with crystal beads of urine hanging on it.

“It’s the word ‘Feng’!” Duoduo’s father recognized the word.

"Not bad!" Grandpa agreed: "It's the word 'feng'."

Duoduo's mother said: "It's the word 'feng' for a good harvest!"

Grandma Said: "The abundant 'feng' is also the harvest!"

Grandpa asked: "What exactly do we want to be 'feng'?"

My mother said, it is a good harvest. ——Because, Duoduo’s mother likes a good harvest.

Grandma said it should be rich, because life is inherently rich!

The two women started to argue.

The father advised them: "Don't worry about 'feng', it is always a good sign."

Everyone danced with excitement and agreed that their child was definitely a child prodigy.

"Just wait!" Grandpa said: "The next word, he will have to pee sooner or later."

Who knows, Duoduo still hasn't figured out...