When I read the book, there was a Putian in the same dormitory, chatting with his roommate, he said: When I was a kid, I often went to play "cow", anyway, it is free to play, regardless of the day and night. Once went out at night to play "cattle", found a "cow" in the tree, the air gun aimed at the "cow" butt a shot over, "cattle "After being shot, it fell down head first, and then picked up and put it into the bag to continue to look for the next "cow"......

I was shocked to hear that,hollister, hitting the cow? The first thing you need to do is to get the money to pay for it! I've never heard of a cow being fatal. I've never heard of a cow's fatal place in the cow's asshole ah, and put the cow to death after the bag, this bag to be how big ah? The first time I heard of this, I was completely confused.

Later, I asked questions and listened to his explanation to understand that the original is to beat the bird.

In Fuzhou, if you don't need to drink soup for a meal, you will be treated as a monster, at least they will think that your nature is definitely belonging to the thinly veiled, ruthless type of people.

Fried bitter melon, to put some sugar.

Fish sauce is very fragrant, why do you think it stinks?

The smallest snake is still an old snake.

Boss, buy a catty of earthworms?

Boss, buy a kilogram of earthworms. ...... What, it's called loach? The first thing you need to do is to get your hands on a new one, and you'll be able to do that!

The poor foreigners, put seafood do not eat, actually go to eat chicken, duck, fish and meat!

Is it strange to have mosquitoes in winter?

Goodbye ...... fuck, why are you cursing? Not yet? What the fuck did you just say 886 mean?

Fuzhou dialect can make outsiders bandit to outer space! Fuzhou dialect belongs to the ancient Chinese language family, is the living fossil of the ancient Chinese language. The Foxconnections are a great way to get the most out of the Foxconnections, but they're also a great way to get the most out of the Foxconnections.

Tell a joke in Fuzhou.

It is said that a man from the north (people in Fuzhou call outsiders "south") was walking around the market in Fuzhou, and when he saw a woman selling taro, he went over and fiddled with the taro.

Im: Yi dish, female do not mess mom, I give you mom!

The sound of the South was scared and took a step back.

依姆：我妈的这个我很好啊! I can give it to you cheaper.

Nanxia sound eyes straight, mouth wide open.

Im saw this and picked up the taro and put it in a basket: If you really want me, I can give you my grandmother!

The sound of the south fell away!

Laugh? If not, please consult the Fuzhou people!

The first first to say a most classic: the mantra to spread to class, to spread to class, to spread to class! The curse is to spread the female class, spread the female class, spread the female class. This, many outsiders misunderstand the place.

The second should be our fish sauce, climbing a sauce (sorry, I do not know how to say in Mandarin, a kind of small crabs, wedgie sauce should be!) There is also the famous "cold dish" of betel nut taro paste, and the now rare oil cake!

The third said Fuzhou's ancient architecture, of course, is not the three square seven alleys such as commercial pedestrian streets, you have to go to the countryside to see the kind of centuries-old houses. This may be a lot of Fuzhou after 00 and even after 90 do not know. We Fuzhou because of climatic reasons, often have a return to the south day, that period of underwear can not change the day although with the development of science and technology has become yesterday, but, comrades, I tell you to speak, those hundred years old Alley basically does not exist. The worst thing is that the floor tiles are a bit wet. And a hundred years of old Alcove are generally warm in winter and cool in summer, summer in the corridor as well as the hall to sleep, the night will have to cover the quilt! The last one I've been to is the one in Danyang, as well as the one I stayed in as a child (which is now demolished, and when it was demolished, there were many, many toads in the courtyard drainage system, and the king of these things)

The last one, in fact, I can only say that when can we protect our local dialect? Sometimes it's a shame to think about it. When I was a kid, I used the Fuzhou dialect to read the three-word sutra and the old poems, and it always had a different flavor. Nowadays, a large proportion of the post-90s kids don't speak their own dialects anymore. I'm not trying to prevent cultural unification, I just feel sorry for my real mother tongue. Later on, maybe after 2030, those kids will no longer speak Fuzhou dialect. Later, maybe after 2100, Fuzhou dialect will disappear! Will the accent of the countryside change and the hairs on the temples decline? Or is it the same color for thousands of miles?

Fuzhou Rao Hua, I can not figure out why a rice line called Rao Hua it, I remember I just went to Fuzhou, once at noon at the roadside to eat a fried rice line, when more hungry, the portion is not much. Eat a not full, I thought Fuzhou Lohua is very famous ah, sister Xiaoxiang are, I ordered another Lohua, you can understand when another copy of rice noodles served in front of me my inner collapse. Then I was in the eyes of the boss and a bunch of other people, a noon to eat a plate of rice noodles called fried rice noodles and a boiled rice noodles called Luaohua,

Language: Fuzhou people say pee, is to urinate! The first time I heard stunned, it should be poop is to pull the poop, pee is to say pee, Fuzhou, whether to say pee or poop, is to use "pull" the verb!

In addition, the Fuzhou people's mantra is "no way", "can not understand" these words, they are the meaning of this vocabulary and our language textbooks learned the meaning is not the same oh. The fact that they are not the same as the ones we learned in our language classes is something that the people of Fuzhou who are out of the country should know very well!

Diet: 1. Sweetness. Fuzhou people must put sugar in fried dishes, even if it is fried white fruit, in the logic of the taste buds of the Fuzhou people, the dishes can not be salty, but not sweet.

2. Bad flavor. Bad meat is a colorful and fragrant Han Chinese cuisine, belonging to the Min cuisine of Fuzhou. This dish is not only red and white color appealing to the appetite, and fragrant fat is not greasy, delicious, can be said to be a home-cooked dishes in the color and flavor of the delicacies.

3. White burn. Fuzhou people advocate light, that the original flavor is the most supreme flavor, especially fresh seafood, non-white or steamed can not be, only bad ingredients, only with red hot to deal with.

I went to Fuzhou in '02, where my friends took me everywhere to eat specialties and famous food. One day more than six o'clock to get up for breakfast, said to take me to eat "flat meat", I can be happy, took more than an hour of public transportation, to a very famous local store, the results of the end up is a bowl of wontons! The taste is very good, is the process is a little funny

1, 4, 5 problems are the reason for the dialect. HF is not divided into most of the local characteristics of Fujian, can not only say Fuzhou, I'm not divided into an and ang, the country has a place where the ZC is not divided, and so on, the country is not the only people in Fuzhou to speak Mandarin is not standard, there is nothing good to be unthinkable. Put and head, simply put, it is customary to express it this way, or it could be that this is the way it was spoken in ancient China. Fuzhou dialect has a branch, and nowadays it is said to have both a handle and a branch. I say Fuzhou dialect, as if I did not think only how to say, also said no only, only with the head. To say all the dialect incredible place, you can write a book.

The Fuzhou dialect is often used in the superlative word, so when you speak Mandarin, many people will also use it as a matter of course. For example, my bag, many Fuzhou people will say my bag. So you can imagine a person in his 30s or 40s, out in the country, saying, give me my bag for a moment 。。。。 The eyes of the people around.

Fuzhou people speak unintelligible, white things are more lively than red things, sacrificial beliefs serious superstition, every family has a burning paper basket. Environmental pollution is a serious mess of burning paper rituals, and burning garbage everywhere. In our place, you don't even talk about burning garbage, and the coal stoves in the house are all confiscated. By the way, firecrackers are set off at any time of the day or night. The gap between the rich and the poor is too big ，，，， Fuqing City. My own opinion does not mean despise ，，，，