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Mcdull's classic quotations?
My name is Mai Doudou, and my grandmother's name is Mrs Mai. I like to eat wheat jilt best. We eat chicken and sing together. My name is Mai Doudou, my teacher is Miss Chen chen, and I like to eat a plate of chicken rice best. We eat chicken and sing together …

Love is not eternal, only pork rolls will not change.

If two people have a long-term relationship, is it in pork and pork?

Pigs also have pig pockets.

Accidents will happen.

You can't make a cake without cutting the meat

Lovers always make ends meet.

My wish is to be a principal, and I will eat hot pot every day after collecting the tuition fees of students. Eat spicy hot pot today, pickled fish hot pot tomorrow and pork bone hot pot the day after tomorrow. Teacher Chen praised me straight: McDull, you finally found the true meaning of life.

I hope I can live up to expectations, so that my mother won't cry and there will be no menopause.

A long time ago, there was a child who lied. One day, he died. Once upon a time, there was a child who studied very hard and became rich when he grew up.

Once upon a time, there was a very unfilial child. One day, he twisted his foot. Once upon a time, there was a child who went to bed early and got up late. The next day, he died.

Fish egg coarse noodles

Mcdull: Fish balls, please.

Principal: There is no rough surface.

McDull: Really? A bowl of fish balls and rice noodles.

Principal: No fish balls.

McDull: Really? I want tripe and coarse noodles.

Principal: There is no rough surface.

Mcdull: Er, I want fish balls and noodles with oil.

Principal: No fish balls.

Mcdull: Why is there nothing? That's cuttlefish balls and coarse noodles.

Principal: There is no rough surface.

Mcdull: It's sold out again. Bowl of fish balls and rice noodles, please.

Principal: No fish balls.

Kitten: McDull, fish balls and coarse noodles are all sold out. It's just that there are no fish balls and coarse noodles.

Mcdull: Oh, there is no such match. Fish balls, please.

Principal: No fish balls.

McDull: What about the coarse flour?

Principal: There is no rough surface. .......

May, do you need to wear pants to be a pillar of society?

Of course, which pillar of society doesn't wear pants?

Ah ~ ~ Oh, shit! I only have a pair of swimming trunks.

Then you should be a lifeguard. Lifeguards are also the pillars of society.

Is that so? But I'm afraid of death! May, if sometimes those social pillars want to stink, will they?

Take off your pants?

Of course it will!

Oh ~ ~ that's good! I can be a pillar of society that wants to stink!

People call you a pillar of society. Why does it stink?

Let me ask ~ if it really stinks, is it a pillar of society?

Sort of!

That's more like it ~ ~ If that social pillar is too plump and burps and farts, is he still a social pillar?

Sort of. !

If that pillar of society has aphtha, acne, overeating and beriberi, is he still a pillar of society?

Where did you get so many questions?

Oh ~ ~ ~ I'm afraid I can't be a pillar of society when I grow up!

Afraid of what? When you grow up and study hard, you will definitely become a pillar of society!

Study hard? ! Study hard, won't you want to stink?

May: McDull, what are you pretending to be?

Mcdull: OL~~ ah.

May: What is OL?

Mcdull: OL...OL is the office girl.