Nan Nan: (Wipe the table).
Song Xiaobao: Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha, I missed you so much. Alas, I came home late this New Year, and I caught up with 29. I was hungry. I found a noodle restaurant to eat noodles. I remember that this restaurant was originally called Dachengzi noodle restaurant, but now it is called Sea Cucumber noodle restaurant. It has been upgraded, upgraded automatically, and upgraded. It may be earning money. Go in and have a look, waiter.
Attendant: Welcome! Brother, what can I get you?
Song: If you count nine in cold winter, don't hurry to order. Warm up first. Is there any tea?
W: There is tea.
Song: Is it free?
W: Free of charge.
Song: Two pots of Longjing.
W: No.
Song: Maojian will do.
W: There are edamame.
Song: Soak edamame to drink! Cuisine. What cuisine?
W: The noodles are fine, but they are very fine.
Song: You said you were a child. You said I didn't eat enough to make you full first. What's the feature?
W: fried noodles with sea cucumber.
Song: Is the sea cucumber a serious sea cucumber?
W: Sea cucumber is a sea cucumber. I don't know if it's serious or not.
Song: Aye, this boy, the sea cucumber is not serious, I don't know, stop it, stop it, a bowl of fried noodles with sea cucumber!
W: OK!
Song: Are your pickles free?
W: pickles are five yuan a plate.
Song: What's free?
W: Small seasoning.
Song: Peanut sauce vinegar, isn't it?
W: Horseradish is free!
Song: Give me a tube.
W: Where can I eat noodles with horseradish?
Kitchen: OK, a plate of fried noodles with sea cucumber. Come on, sir, enjoy your meal!
Song: Wait a minute. Eating noodles with horseradish is a new fashion. I want to lead! Wait a minute, what fried noodles?
Kitchen: fried noodles with sea cucumber!
Song: Are you playing?
Chef: What's the matter?
Song: What about sea cucumber? Where is it? Where are the sea cucumbers? Lost the fire? Barra's out of the pot? Let you build it? Fried noodles with sea cucumber, give me a perfect explanation!
Chef: Explain what? My name is sea cucumber, and I fried the noodles. Is it perfect?
Song: It's perfect! May I see the menu? Who are you scaring? Where is it? Can I choose not to eat?
Chef: No, we have a rule that you can't return it if you order it.
W: Yes.
Song: I can't return it. Can I exchange it?
Kitchen: That's fine.
Song: It's too dry, change bowls with soup!
Kitchen: OK, change fried noodles into noodle soup, and go!
Song: Is the horseradish ready?
W: Yes.
Kitchen: Change the noodle soup!
Song: Some water, scented tea? Just fill the scented tea, why are you so picky?
Kitchen: Come on, here comes the noodle soup!
W: Horseradish!
Song: Why are you so picky? Squeeze them all in! I'm proud of this. You don't know. What are you looking at?
Kitchen: It's the first time to eat like this! I learn!
Song: Hey, is your surname Hai? Your name is sea cucumber? Do you have an old sister named kelp?
W: How do you know my name?
Kitchen: My sister.
Song: Is your father's name oyster?
Chef: Is it propped up? Come on, have a garlic clove solution! Fight poison with poison. It's called! (Eating ...) This is really hungry. This is!
Song: I'm choking. Oh, my God, this is horseradish instant noodles! Oh dear! I'm sweating! Oh, I won't talk to you. Let's go! A lot of things!
W: Brother, haven't you paid me yet?
Song: What money?
W: noodle soup money!
Song: What's the money for noodles in soup in exchange for fried noodles?
W: You didn't pay for the fried noodles either.
Song: I didn't give any money for fried noodles!
W: Wait a minute! You have to pay for noodles!
Song: You do the math for her!
Chef: He, he is right!
W: He ate a bowl of noodles from our house and confiscated the money!
Kitchen: Don't be stubborn! How much do you want
W: noodle soup money!
Chef: Stop talking. I traded fried noodles for it. Horse!
W: He didn't pay for fried noodles either!
Kitchen: He didn't give any money for fried noodles!
Song: You count first, I'll go first!
W: Boss, boss, some people don't pay for noodles!
Song: Don't. Come on, don't call the boss! That's all. As for it!
Boss: Dachengzi noodle restaurant becomes high-end! Who dares to eat overlord meal here! Who? Bold and fat! Do you eat the overlord meal?
Song: No, your store is a little unreasonable! I'll eat noodles. It's unreasonable for me to ask for money!
Boss: Where can you eat noodles for free?
Song: I shouldn't spend this money on this side!
Chef: It is! Boss! He's right!
W: Brother, don't say it! Boss, I'm telling you! What's going on! He came and asked for a bowl of fried noodles first. He said it was too dry, so let's change a bowl of noodle soup and leave after eating. I don't care if he wants money. What did he say he wanted? I said noodles in soup cost money. What did he say I paid for noodles in soup in exchange for fried noodles? You didn't give me any money when I said fried noodles. He said I didn't eat fried noodles. What did you give me?
Boss: No problem!
Song: Right? I have to go! Goodbye!
Boss: Wait a minute, you ate the noodles, but I don't know who to ask for the money! How can I be a little ignorant!
Song: Don't be stupid, this girl didn't give you a clear face! Well, don't forget it. I'll just play it for you again, okay? You sit here and watch, and I'll play it for you again from the door! You sit here!
Boss: Oh, why do you take things so seriously? What's your name?
Song: Don't be a monkey!
Boss: Thank you, Monkey.
Song: Sit down, Bajie! Come on! Girl! Do you think there is something wrong with the child's speech?
W: Welcome! What can I get you?
Song: Don't worry, count to nine in cold winter and have some hot water first! Is tea free?
W: Free!
Song: Two pots of Longjing! Song: Do you think her speech is flawed?
W: No.
Boss: There are flaws!
Song: Do you have Maojian?
W: There are edamame.
Song: Look.
Boss: There are flaws.
Song: What cuisine?
W: The noodles are fine, but they are too old!
Song: Look.
Boss: There are flaws.
Song: What are the characteristics?
W: fried noodles with sea cucumber.
Song: Is the sea cucumber a serious sea cucumber?
W: Sea cucumber is a sea cucumber. I don't know if it's serious or not!
Song: Look.
Boss: There are flaws.
Song: I said a bowl of fried noodles with sea cucumber.
W: A bowl of fried noodles with sea cucumber.
Song: The noodles will go up, and it will be ready soon.
Kitchen: Let the boss have a look. Here comes the fried noodles. I said don't move, but you didn't eat them.
Song: I didn't eat. I asked him, fried noodles are fried noodles, and where are the sea cucumbers?
Chef: Boss, this is how I explained it. My name is Sea Cucumber, and I fried the noodles!
Song: Right.
Boss: Perfect!
Song: I don't like dry noodles. I said, can I change a bowl? Change the bowl with soup!
Kitchen: I changed it for him.
Song: He's going to change it. Do you understand?
Boss: It's not over yet.
Kitchen: Changed noodle soup.
Song: I'll start eating after I change the noodle soup.
W: Wait a minute, one link is missing! Add horseradish!
Song: No, no, boss,
Boss; It must be performed according to the original! You can't do the whole piracy! Add!
Song: No, no, no, this link can be avoided!
Chef: You don't need the boss to understand!
Boss: If you avoid it, there will be flaws!
(Waiter and horseradish)
Kitchen: Squeeze more!
Song: It's horseradish. Did I eat so much at the first bite?
Chef: No, gobble it! You have a point. What are you afraid of? (Song stutters)
Boss: I think I am choking!
Chef: That's the boss's expression! Cry! Yes! Oh, take garlic to solve it, fight poison with poison, and eat it quickly!
Song: Oh, my god, I'm so energetic (I continue to eat noodles and finish the whole bowl, and my face is painful, so I wipe my sweat with a towel)
Kitchen: This smell.
Song: Two cloves of garlic and two tubes of horseradish.
Boss: Are you in a panic?
Song: I'm in a panic. Look at the details. I'm leaving now! I said I'm leaving!
W: I didn't pay you.
Song: What money?
W: noodle soup money.
Song: How much did I give for noodle soup instead of fried noodles?
W: You didn't pay for fried noodles either?
Song: I didn't eat fried noodles. What did I give you?
Boss: There's nothing wrong with it. You really shouldn't ask people for this money! But two bowls of noodles are gone, I don't understand! IQ ... Well, let my accountant come out for a moment and let him help me with my accounts. Who should pay for this noodle? Do it again! Swallow, swallow, swallow
Yan Fei: Brother-in-law
Boss: Well, my brother-in-law graduated from a famous university and majored in accounting. Well, we lost two bowls of noodles and he ate them, but I don't know who to ask for the money. My brother-in-law is confused and his head is flawed. Can you help him?
Swallow: No problem!
Song: You know what? These two bowls of noodles, two cloves of garlic and two tubes of horseradish are pushing me hard. I'll take a break. With this effort, I'll give you an addition and subtraction method within 5, because I think your heads are flawed. Let's feel it first, shall we?
Swallow: Anything less than 9 is fine. Come on.
Song: Come on, together! Stay back (stand in a row with an abacus)
Swallow: Addition and subtraction within 5 can't exceed 9!
Song: No.,please listen to the question! On a bus, before leaving the station, there were 9 people on the bus! It's not more than 9. At one stop, one person gets off, and then at another stop. In the afternoon, two people get up at one stop, and then at another stop, one gets off and one gets on!
Swallow: Don't move, shake us!
Song: One more stop, three up and one down! Another stop, no getting on or getting off!
Swallow: Don't move yet. Shake us again!
Song: One more stop, two up and one down! Two more stops, one more! Ask?
Swallow: Stop, does the driver count?
Song: Drivers don't count!
Swallow: No problem!
Song: Q, how many stops does the bus stop?
Swallow: Eleven people! (Stand at attention and raise your hand straight)
Song: How many stops do I say * * *?
Boss: Well, this monkey brother, let's stop the whole station. We mainly eat noodles. What a choking panic! Oh, my God!
Mainly to find money!
Chef: Don't mess with him about that. You have a right. What are you afraid of? I'll make you noodles! (The chef turns around and walks away)
Song: What are you doing, huh? No, no, my schedule is extremely tight!
Boss: I know you are busy.
Song: I can't play this anymore!
Boss: The key is not to play now. I can't find out where the money went. My head is flawed!
Song: Can I play it for you tomorrow?
Boss: I must come to my brother-in-law this evening. Please pay attention to it. Look where this money has gone.
Boss: Here we go!
W: Welcome!
Song: No!
W: Brother, what can I get you?
Song: Directly above!
W: A bowl of fried noodles with sea cucumber!
Song: Hurry up! Keep an eye on the noodles, I don't believe that the account is still unclear, (the chef said above, Song said to change, change the noodle soup)
Chef: Didn't you ask about the sea cucumber?
Song: No!
W: Change the noodles with horseradish!
Boss: It must be performed according to the original! Because my brother-in-law is watching it for the first time.
W: Add two tubes! There must be no shortage of links, (the crowd shouted to add two more tubes! Song stood up and shouted to the audience, come and eat, add two tubes, and simply give me a super horseradish.
Boss: (wipe the sweat with a handkerchief) Take garlic cloves and untie them, quickly! (The chef takes garlic, and Song continues to stutter.)
Kitchen: I haven't drunk the soup!
Song: Yes, yes, that's interesting. I'll do it. Feel free! Go down, to the important link, pay attention to the college students, I said I want to go!
Boss: nothing, you can't walk out for a while. Take this as a stretcher and carry it out for you!
Song: I said I'm leaving. Pay attention.
W: No money!
Song: What money?
W: noodle soup money!
Song: How much do I pay for the noodles in soup?
W: You didn't pay for the fried noodles either.
Kitchen: Here's the fried noodles. I don't understand. I didn't eat the fried noodles. What the hell? I still don't understand this account. It's stupid! I didn't eat it, so I traded it for it!
Song: Look, you pissed him off, pissed him off!
Swallow: I see, there is nothing wrong with you. We really shouldn't ask people for this money!
W: If he eats a bowl of noodles in our house, he has to pay!
Swallow: I am a little confused, too! I'm a little confused, too. Tell you what, I'll call my daughter-in-law, and you can play it all over again. My daughter-in-law can't understand it. I'll call my father-in-law, and you can play it again. My father-in-law is a professional accountant, and this abacus is what my father-in-law left for me.
Chef: Well, we must understand this today. You can call as many people as you like. You are right. What are you afraid of?
I'll make you another 10 bowl of noodles and wait!
Song: What are you doing here?
Chef: What should we be afraid of?
Song: You always break the sea cucumber! You look like an abalone, what are you doing, as for not? I am happy to go home for the next year. I am hungry here and want to eat noodles. Am I the deadbeat? Let me see the menu. Where is the menu? This bowl of sea cucumber fried noodles 180, I have 60 yuan in my pocket!
Kitchen; how much is it?
Song: 180, this is written! Who are you hitting?
Chef: Boss, if you want to set the price like this, don't take my sea cucumber as your name, okay? Don't lie about my name, okay? I don't want to work here anymore. What's your price? Sister, go, go.
Boss: Wait a minute, wait a minute! Sea cucumber and noodle series, 180.0, I ordered 18. Who made the menu?
Swallow: I made it, there is nothing wrong with it!
Boss: It should be 18.00. You wrote 180.0, which is a little short. You are wrong!
Swallow: Just move forward and it will be over!
Boss: Is that it? Doing business can't be bad at all, not at all. Some time ago, there was a high-priced seafood. Isn't this a high-priced noodle? You can't lose credibility in business because of this point, and you can't lose credibility in business because of this point! You can't lose your conscience because of this point in business!
Song: Your family has lost all the horseradish!
Boss: I think you are choking! Your name!
Song: I don't need your surname.
Boss: Sit down, Monkey.
Song: You say, Bajie.
Boss: Today, because of a mistake in my shop, it caused a choking effect on you. Well, today's noodles are on me, and you eat for free!
Song: You idiot, I don't eat for free, you are an idiot! You're not an idiot. You don't understand this account! Am I the one who sent the money? Three bowls of noodles, one bowl18,60, keep the change! I see who dares to stop me this time! Go home!
Swallow: Stop!
Song: What do you mean? What's wrong?
Swallow: Brother, it's interesting to make friends. I just want to know, how many stops did the bus take?
Song: You, two!
Swallow: I see, brother-in-law, I get it. The bus ate two bowls of noodles!
Boss: Get out of here! Give me a good calculation, how many stops does the bus take? Then give me a careful calculation. How many bowls of noodles did you lose when you opened today? Withdraw!