Actually, when U died, it was very touching. Just read the comics and you will know.

Then when you get bored, you find E to write a Naruto novel.

Wednesday, August 1, 1994 The weather turned sunny and sunny

Today, Xiao has a new member, and we also gave her a nice name.

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The scene below the ellipsis is reproduced.

Everyone: "Boss! Boss! Come on! Look at us What did you pick up!"

Zero: "You idiots! Didn't I tell you not to pick up things randomly?"

Hidan: "Boss, this is not something, this is It's a person, a baby to be precise."

Zero: "She...she..."

Kakuzu: "Boss, is there something wrong?"

Zero: "...It's so damn cute!"

Everyone: "@#$^amp;*....."

Deidara: "Hey, little baby, my name is Lala, smile."

A Fei: "Be careful, let mommy kiss you." Everyone looked disgusted... ...

"Go! Let me come!" Xie Dian: "The first snow in 2002 came later than in previous years. The No. 2 bus parked on the 8th floor... ."

Baby: "Wow~~~Wow~~~~~" [crying out of disgust]

Everyone raised their middle fingers: "So what if he is handsome? Who asked you to sing this song!"

Itachi Palace: "Um...Miss, may I take the liberty of asking your name?" [If she understands it]

Baby: "Giggle..." [Babies are also nymphomaniacs?]

Kisame: "You can't do this, look at me..."

Baby: "Hiccup..."

..........

Everyone: "What's going on?" "Ah! She's not breathing!" "Rescue quickly!" "Kissame, didn't I tell you not to come out and scare people in broad daylight!!!!!!"

Zero: "You, this baby, How did you pick it up?"

Deidara: "Haha, it's funny, we happened to pass a house while walking, and saw her lying in the cradle playing with a teddy bear, so I picked her back up."

Boss Ling's face twitched: "I was walking...passing by someone's house...picked up someone else's child...Hey, hey...you idiots!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Hehehehe..."

Weasel Palace: "The boss is crazy again, forget it, leave him alone. !"

Zetsu: "How about giving her a name?"

Kakuzu: "No, let's give her a name before getting married."

Scorpion Hall: "Umekawa Uchiku is better."

Deidara: "Damn! What? Just call him Masashi Kishimoto"

Kisame: "I I still think Siqin Gaowa is good"

Hidan: "Pavarotti"

Ah Fei: "Swarzenegger"

Weasel Palace: " A group of stupid guys, I think they are called Yashilijia Yingzi."...

Zero: "Hey hey hey hey hey..."

Everyone: " No, call it this!" "No! Just call it this!" "Fire Release!!!" "Water Release!!!" "Tsukuyomi!!!"... A bunch of people were beaten violently. Happy.

At this time, Boss Ling woke up: "Don't argue!" He touched his chin and pondered for a long time: "In my opinion, it is called... Zero-horned Ghost Weasel Scorpion Juefei Laa "

Everyone: "@.@ @.@"

Zero: "Don't look at me like that, I...I will be shy... "

Everyone raised signs: "I'm vomiting, please don't disturb..."

Zero: "Ahem, hehe, it seems that it's not easy to remember. Then listen to Itachi and add Yingzi!"

Everyone: "Why?"

Zero: "It's delicious!"

End background: As the sun sets, a woman says: "

Child, my child! Who saw my child pooping!"

............

What a wonderful day!

Written by Akatsuki

The weather was stormy on Sunday, September 5, 1994

Nothing special happened today.

.. .........

Kissame: "No, no, don't do this, Itachi-san."

Everyone: "@o@~ @o@~@o@~"

Kisame: "Itachi-san, no, don't grab my potato chips"

Everyone: "..."

Itachidou kicked Kisame who was lying on the ground so hard and elegantly, and spat: "I spit on your face!" [Who are you scolding?]

Boss Ling: "You two keep arguing! I'll kick you out with a slap!"

Everyone: "...." [Internal monologue: I really want to see it How are you playing?]

Boss Ling: "You two are not allowed to have breakfast tonight! ......... No, you are not allowed to have dinner this morning!"

Itachiden [eyes shining]: "Same, use a step to speak..."

Kisame [swallows saliva]: "I feel a murderous aura..." ."

Zero: "What are you chirping about? Stand on the wall and face the wall!"

Two people: "@#$^amp;*...."[ Translation: How to stand?]

Dinner time

Zero: "Everyone is eating, why don't you eat?"

Scorpion: "Look at them The two of you are drooling and looking at us, how are you going to eat?"

Zero: "You two, come to the table and eat too."

...... ......

Kakuzu: "You... you two... what kind of plane are you doing!"

Zero [face completely distorted]: "You... ..You two idiots!!!!Get off the table!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Itachi Palace: "@##$$$^amp;* ...."[Translation: It was you who asked us to come to the table to eat...]

Everyone is in trouble...

...... .......

A peaceful day passed like this again

Written by Itachi

On Friday, October 11, 1994, the weather turned sunny and cloudy. Light rain turned to heavy rain

Today, we had a pleasant day celebrating the anniversary of Ka Ying Zi.

............

Kakuzu: "The weather is so sunny today, the scenery is beautiful everywhere, the butterflies are singing and the little birds are singing, Bees sing and dragonflies also sing..."

Everyone: "You are singing like a bird! It took a long time to come out and spoil our fun..."

Weasel Palace: "No. Are you talking about making friends? Why did you bring us to the back mountain..."

Jiaodu: "No money..."

Xie Dian: "La La, let's go riding a bicycle!"

Deidara: "Okay~~~~~~"

So the two of them ran in the wind, like a spring breeze, and entered Entering a state of selflessness...

Itachi Dian, who was watching from the side, was very unhappy. When the two of them were getting carried away, Itachi Dian clearly saw what was lying in front of them. There was a ditch, so he shouted excitedly: "Ditch! Ditch! Ditch!"

Xie Di: "Oh LE~oh LE`oh LE!" So the two of them fell into the ditch together... .....

Kakuzu, who was singing just now, now looked up at the sky for a long time, and then said deeply: "One? Not right?"

Everyone " ..." [I am old and my words are confusing]

Zero: "What happened?"

Kakuzu: "Based on my many years of experience. Look, with this weather, it's probably going to rain."

Everyone [so wet]: "......Nonsense! Then what is it raining now!"

Jue: "I think we should retreat!"

Everyone swarmed up and ran towards home, everyone was trying to speak. Zero: "You don't need to say anything, I understand." ..."

Finally, the group of people arrived at the house. Kakuzu was about to speak again, Itachi: "I know, you reminded us not to catch a cold..."

Dinner time

Kakuzu was still trying to speak, and everyone said, "Are you disgusting?!!!!!!!!!" So the words were choked back...

Bedtime 12:00

Zero: "Good night everyone"

Kakuzu: "Wait a minute, I have something to say. If I don't say it now, everything will It's late, actually, that, I wanted to say...I forgot"

Everyone: "@#$^amp;*....."

4:00 in the morning

Kakuzu: "Wake up, wake up. I remembered it. In fact, I want to say that Ka Yingzi is still in the back mountain!!"

Saturday, December 8, 1994 Weather: Didn’t pay attention

I had a very fulfilling day today. I played with Ka Yingzi during the day and waited until she fell asleep before eating.

............

Zero: "Who should make lunch today?"

Everyone: "Jia Yingzi" [if If she can get up]

Zero: "...Forget it, let's go out to eat, Kakuzu, bring your wallet, Kisame, bring Kaouiko!"

Everyone: "Okay"

Ghost: "@#$^amp;*amp;*#...."

On the bus

Zero [with blue veins on his face]: "You all, please be honest! Don't throw your arms and legs around!" [As expected of Akatsuki, you can throw your arms and legs around]

......

Rei [suddenly realized]: "Don't stick out the window!"

Hidan wanted to speak, Rei said: "My head is not good either!" "

Deidara wanted to speak, but Zero said, "Not even my butt!"

.......

Zero: "Idiot! Itachi!" What are you doing! Stop it!

Itachi Palace: "You didn't say that Ka Yingzi is not allowed to reach out."

p> Zero: "It won't work even with Yingzi!"

Weasel Palace: "It's too late, it's already gone"

.....

Zero sighed, and then he saw a man chasing the bus

Zero: "Brother, stop chasing, the bus has already started and it is full."

A certain man: "No, I have to catch up."

Zero: "You are so stubborn."

A certain man: "I have to catch up." I'm the driver of this car!"

Zero: "@0@....Who did it!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Scorpion: "I...I threw him...out..."

Zero: "Who the hell knows how to drive!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" !!!!!!!!!"

..........

Outside the hotel

Zero: "Kakuzu, stop your heart. Go back, it looks great hanging up, and you guys, put your heads on, don't scare people."

Itachi: "Fortunately, I dropped the kaoyingzi." [You are really foresighted]

Zero: "Kissame, go get Kayoko back"

Kisame: "Why me?"

Itachi [two eyes Shining light]: "Nine Yin White Bone Claw`~~~"

Kisame: "..." [Leaves in anger]

Restaurant

Zero: "Waiter!"

Waiter: "Guys, what's the bill?"

Everyone: "..."

Waiter: "What do you guys want to order?"

Everyone: "I'm just asking for potato shreds, don't put potatoes"

Waiter: "..."

.............

A group of people waited for a meal and drinks

Zero: "Kakuzu, pay the bill!"

Kakuzu: "I...I didn't bring any money" [I did it on purpose]

Zero: "Itachi, come on!"

Itachi Palace: "Why me?"

Everyone: "You are handsome!"

Itachi Palace: "Miss... can I write an IOU?"

The waiter's eyes turned into red hearts: "Of courre!, please leave your name"

Itachi Palace: "Dried persimmon Kisame"

The waiter : "How do you write the character Shark?"

Itachiden: "The same character that is dried persimmon and Kisame`"

Waiter: "..."

Weasel Palace: "Don't understand? It's just a prefix of "草" followed by the character "Shark" and then remove the prefix "草"

Waiter: "..."

Weasel Palace: " I said it so clearly and you still don’t understand? Then you can write the pinyin."

............

In the end we have a point No money was spent. Brother Weasel, thank you so much. I always cause trouble for you, but you always take care of me. If you work as a cow or a horse in your next life, I will definitely pull grass for you!

Written by Kakuzu

The weather on Sunday, December 23, 1994: very artistic

I met an old friend when I came back from shopping today, and he was still so perverted

.............

Kissame: "Boss, let Ka Yingzi come down, I have been carrying it for 5 hours"

Zero: "Stop talking nonsense!"

Kakuzu: "Auntie, how do you sell cabbage?"

Auntie: "1.5 yuan per catty"

Corner: "How about 5 yuan and 3 pounds?"

Aunt: "No!"

Everyone: @#$^amp;amp;*...."

....

...........

The group had a great time walking on the road carrying their large and small bags

"Weasel! Weasel! Weasel! It's so cute TNND Ah!"

Itachi shot kunai wildly and looked around: "Who? Who is calling me?"

A certain man: "I didn't call you, I meant yo! Phew! Phew! I'm looking at ants."

Zero: "Orochi? It's been a long time since I saw you poop!!!!!!"

Orochimaru: "You fucking shit Yeah!"

Everyone: "Why are you scolding you for shit?"

Orochimaru: "@##$$$^amp;..."

Zero: "How are you doing recently? How many people are there in your family?"

Orochimaru: "We are a family of three, Kabuto, Sasuke, and Kimimaro" [Then who are you? ]

Everyone: "Oh~~~~"

Orochimaru: "You... Itachi... why did you stab me with a knife..."

Itachi Palace: "Yes, that's an illusion" [Who asked you to trick my brother?]

Orochimaru [blood flowing in the river]: "You guys go... No. ..Leave me alone"

Everyone: "What do you think of us? Do you think we are such people? Do you think we will just watch you die? We will shut up. It's your eyes!!!!!!!"

Orochimaru: "You...you...I told mom to go!!!!!!" said Tears filled her eyes, and she floated away with her orchid fingers raised...

Everyone: "Ugh..."

... ..................

I don’t know what happened to Orochimaru. I really miss the old days!

Deidara Written

Wednesday, January 3, 1995 Weather: Don’t know

Recently I feel that Akatsuki’s atmosphere is on a downward trend, and it’s time to rectify it

........................

Scorpion: "Deidara, what are you doing?"

Deidara: "Use Dabao SOD Honey"

Scorpion: "Your skin is so good, why do you still use Hushubao?"

Everyone: "@0@ "

Zero: "Ahem~ Today, I want to hold a criticism meeting about Kisame's problem of not flushing the toilet after using it."

.....

Conference Room

Zero: "Ahem~~~ Dear martyrs, the night gave me a pair of black eyes, but I used them to roll my eyes. No matter how far you think, you can Roll away as far as you can, stand higher and pee further............................. ........................"[Omit the 3,000-word opening statement below]

Let’s get to the point

Zero: "Not flushing after using the toilet will be despised by people all over the world. It makes us unable to hold our heads up in front of people. Defecation is very disgusting..."

Audience: Chaos

Zero [spitting]: "Deidara! What are you doing! Don't lie in Scorpion's arms! Scorpion! Stop looking in the mirror! Itachi! Put down the soba noodles!" Zetsu, come out of the soil quickly! No matter how hard you bury it, you won’t bloom! Kakuzu, take the money back! Just show off! Kisame! Stop looking at Itachi, you’re drooling all over the floor! Look at it! Look at me~ How do you know how disgusting poop is without looking at me!"

Everyone paused, looked at Boss Ling, and nodded knowingly: "Oh~~~~~~~ So it turns out It's so disgusting!" After a few seconds, everyone wiped the spittle Xingzi that splashed on their faces and continued to do their own things.

Zero: "Hiccup..."

A few hours later.

...

A Fei: "Boss! Boss! What's wrong with you! Wake up!"

Fei Duan: "They're all so hard, I guess a few of them died. It's time."

Everyone nodded in understanding...

Weasel Palace: "Don't worry about him, he will wake up naturally when he eats"

.. ........................

Today’s meeting went very smoothly, my lovely team members!!!

Written by Zero

Wednesday, February 3, 1995 Weather: Not bad

I am so happy today, Ka Yingzi said the first sentence... ....

.............

Weasel: "Hey! Baby, call me daddy, hurry up Call me daddy!"

Ka Yingzi: "..."

Itachi: "Call me, let's see the dads perform a flying stunt for you" [Waste man?][ After that, the nine people jumped up and down in the air together, and the demons danced wildly]

Ka Yingzi: "A bunch of idiots!"

Itachi: "Hiccup...she spoke. ...."[After saying that, he fell down with excitement]

Everyone: "Itachi! Itachi! Itachi! Don't be excited, wake up!"

"My condolences By the way, people can't be resurrected after death."

Everyone: "You're the damn one who died! Who are you?"

A Fei: "Hey? Boss, look, it's a girl." [Boss, what are those boys and girls like?]

Looking for fame, I saw a woman in red clouds and black clothes. Her expression was cold and arrogant but gentle, and her hair was very beautiful, especially the one on her head. The decoration is particularly eye-catching.

Zero: "White Tiger?"

Everyone:..."

White Tiger: "Hey? Why don't you say anything? Ah? Are you not satisfied with my new look? You should just squeak!"

Everyone: "Squeak" [...]

Zero: "White Tiger, Although you are a woman who wears flowers, but... you don't need to wear a wreath on your head..."

Bai Hu: "It's popular this year!"

Kakuzu: "It's very unlucky for you to be like this, someone will definitely die again"

"555~~~5555~~~Someone will die```~~5555"

Itachi: "I'm not dead yet, why are you crying?"

Everyone: "Yi? Kabuto, why are you here?"

Kabuto: "555555~~ Lord Orochimaru, he... is dead`~~5555555

Itachiden: "Dead? Please tell me what happened?" [Could it be that he was stabbed to death by me last time? ?]

Kabuto: "5555~`Last night...Last night, Orochimaru-sama said...that he had an ominous premonition and asked me to sleep with him...but then... .Then..."

Everyone: "Then what happened? Speak up, otherwise I'll beat you up."

Kabuto: "Then, this morning, I found him dead. I got on the bed, and at that time... I was really anxious and didn't know what to do. I ran downstairs in a hurry and shouted: 'Sister Gui! Sister Gui! I only boiled one egg for breakfast this morning!!!! !!!!!!!"

Everyone: "@#$amp;*#@...."

Weasel Palace [scared me all over Afghanistan, luckily it wasn't me who stabbed me Dead]

Kabuto: "After I finished eating the egg, I went back upstairs and saw Sasuke stabbing Orochimaru-sama's body wildly. While stabbing, he smiled ferociously: 'Humph, Is that all there is to it? It's so inhuman~~~~~``"

White Tiger: "Hey, poor big snake, rest in peace, don't worry, we will do it in 3 days He held a memorial service"

Kabuto: "Why three days later?"

Baihu: "I'm happy

Meaning!!"

Kabuto: "@@#####$$amp;**##@#$.." [Translation: The corpse will be rotten by then]

Zero: "Let's go, let's go have dinner, White Tiger, take down the wreath, it's so scary"

.................. ..

To be honest, I was quite sad when Snake died, but who asked him to deceive my smart and capable brother? He didn’t even leave his body intact, hey~~~~~ ~~

Written by Itachi

46th Floor

Saturday, February 4, 1995 Weather: light rain

As usual, But he is busy preparing the memorial service for Orochimaru.

............

Kisame: "White Tiger, look at what I gave you Are the flowers beautiful? Are you interested in going out for a walk with me? Walking in this season of light rain is the most romantic thing..." [With an intoxicated look on his face, he sang: "I can think of the most romantic thing, I'm just selling computers with you..."]

Bai Hu: "Flowers are the genitals of plants, and I'm a fool to walk blindly in the rain with you holding a bunch of genitals!"

Kisame: "@#@$#amp;*amp;..." [Translation: Then you still wear your genitals on your head]

White Tiger: "Penn, my dear , did you miss me when I was away?" [Hand over hair]

Zero: "What do you think?"

Baihu: "I did" [Hand over hair with a red face ]

Zero: "Guess again"

White Tiger: "!@#@$^^amp;amp;$#..."

Ghost Sameer: ??"555555~~How could you do this to me? Although I'm not a handsome guy, someone saw my birth photo and said that my left nostril looks very idol-like."

White Tiger : "Okay, I'll give you a question. If you can answer it, I will promise you."

Kisame: "No problem, I'm not stupid." [Are you stupid?]

White Tiger: "What will you become after eating mung beans?"

Kisame: "What will you become? I'm not a Transformer, how can I change?"

Itachi: "Idiot! It's mung bean paste!"

Kisame [eyes with hearts]: "As expected of Itachi-san, you can think of such a problem!"

Itachi [satisfied]: "Nonsense, you think I grew up eating?" [Dear Itachi, what did you grow up on?]

White Tiger: "By the way, you guys What do you want to eat? I'll cook it for you."

Ah Fei: "Really? It's great." [I'm really new here and I'm not afraid of death.] "Give me 2 liang of green onions and no rice noodles.. ...Put in more rice noodles" [Should we put more rice noodles?]

Zero: "We have 7 big chaos!" [Seven bowls of chaos, right?]

....

......After eating

Bai Hu: "How is it? You didn't throw up at all..."

Everyone: "I don't know, I even ate the bowl"

White Tiger: "@#@$$^amp;amp;..."

Ah Fei: "One? Where is the face I wiped with paper?" [Boss, you wiped paper with your face, you are worthy of Xiao, the most amazing thing is that you even lost your own face]

Dida La: "It's never been there. You didn't take it out."

A Fei: "Impossible. When I was eating rice noodles just now, I saw it on the table with my peripheral vision?" [I have to admire it. You, you can even use it to see your bladder]

.............

Hey, is this handsome guy mine? Is that wrong?

Written by Kisame

The writing is funny, but he gave up on it, huh, then I will just publish it without telling him.