Adapted from Farewell My Concubine
I hold the boiling water and wish I could drink away all the heartache
I look up at the sky and feel dizzy. My God asks whose smell this is. foot! < /p>
Who would know my heartache when I am sad (Oh!)
How many years have I been sad like this?
Oh my God, I can’t stand it. Come and wash my feet. I have a fever
As soon as you take off your socks, everyone faints
Oh my god, I can’t bear it, my tears are rushing to the sky
See you in the next life Being a hero, I will hang myself now
Let me answer
The first one is not that one lyric is funny, but that the whole song is funny~
Song title : Zhang Shichao, where did you put my key?
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I was walking home last night and suddenly remembered
I didn’t bring the key. I called Your twenty-six calls
You didn’t answer. You didn’t answer.
You answered (what are you doing?)
Ask me to wait (right now) Inconvenient! )
Just go home after you finish your work (that’s really not possible!)
But Zhang Shichao, you bastard
You took the girl to Minhang
p>Where did you put my house key...
I looked for the carpet and the garden as well
I even asked the man at the door
You just forgot, you just forgot
Our home is in Wujiaochang
Are the girls from East China Normal University really that cute...
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The second one:
There is a line in a song of a Korean boy band: As a brother, you are especially like a woman today
Oh my god Yeah, I immediately wrote a 100,000-word essay in my head
The third one:
When I see you again
You have already held someone else’s hand
There was a kid next to me
This song is about the masked brother’s 100 million sorrows. It actually sounds quite sad, but this is the lyrics. Sorry, sorry, I couldn't help but laugh.
Fourth: Inexplicably, it makes sense...?
Fifth: The lyrics are simple and crude, which shows the composer's deep love for his lover. "Even if you do whatever you want, I can do whatever you want." Big brother. . . Anyway, I don’t dare. . .
Let me answer, the title of this song must be unfamiliar to everyone, but it was performed so vividly in "Wulin Gaiden" that I would imitate this part when I was poor. Watch it and laugh once.
Song: Worry, ah, sorrow
Singer: Chi Zhiqiang
Worry, ah, sorrow
Worry will turn your head white
Ever since I separated from you
I have lived in the prison building
The tears can’t stop flowing
The tears can’t stop flowing Obscene
The 2-foot-8 sign is hanging around my neck
Walking me around in the streets
Holding the Wowotou in my hand
< p> There is not a drop of oil in the dishNO.1 "Descendants of the Dragon"
"Keep your eyes open forever", I always hear it as "Forever two Years", I was still wondering why there was a difference of two years?
NO.2 "The Most Romantic Thing"
"The most romantic thing I can think of is to grow old together with you", which always sounds like "I can The most romantic thing that comes to mind is selling computers with you." How much do you want to sell computers?
NO.3 "Wait for a Thousand Years"
"Wait for a Thousand Years, Wait for a Time~~" is like singing "The female ghost of a thousand years, the female ghost~" ~", the more I listened to it, the scarier it became.
NO.4 "Awa People Sing a New Song"
"Play the drums, beat the gongs" my dad always heard it as "big butt, cocked" Get up." He was still wondering, why did he raise his buttocks?
NO.5 "Qili Xiang"
"It rained all night" always sounds to me like "you are blind", why are you swearing?
NO.6 "Sisters"
You are my sister, you are my Baby! "A little confused, why are you my sister and my uncle's at the same time!?
I am a hilarious guy who hopes to bring happiness to everyone. You are welcome to leave a message and comment on the funny lyrics you have heard. Which ones?
In fact, many lyrics are deliberately made up for the sake of rhyming, which makes people laugh and puzzle. Below I will talk about a few lyrics that I often mishear.
The first one is When I was a child, I heard my mother’s words flashing to my eyes.
I also thought why it was grandpa = = I also asked my mother, and my mother answered me seriously, it was grandpa who sent my mother’s child away, so she cried T﹏T
Let me tell you one more thing, Xu When the song "Hao's Insider" first came out, I listened to it once and was instantly attracted by the first line of the lyrics, "The fragrance of blood is like ridicule, and the sky is filled with lies." It was completely in line with the non-mainstream aesthetics of my youth! !
It wasn’t until I accidentally heard this song again recently and saw the subtitles that I realized it was ""Bloody wind mocking wildly, yellow leaves all over the ground"... I was filled with regret for deceiving me of my youth. Song!!
Hello, as a creator in the field of comedy, let me share with you the funniest lyrics I have ever heard.
There is a line in "Back to Back Hug" sung by JJ Lin, "Let's hug back to back." I really want to see how he can hold each other back to back.
The second one is about it. To describe your smile, it doesn’t matter if you say it looks like a dog, it’s still a vicious dog. In the end, it broke my heartstrings. Isn’t this just teasing us?
< p> The third one is about personal memories, the bitter kiss, and finally the proposition that he is described as a tree root. I think everyone will be drunk.The fourth one is. Your smile is like a vicious dog, it disturbs my heartstrings. How scary is it?
Fifth, zebra, don’t fall asleep, show me how injured you are. I don't want to touch the scar of your wound, I just want to lift your hair. Zebra: Do you have any special hobby?
The sixth one, "Ah, Wuhuan, you." One more ring than the fourth ring, ah, five rings, you have one less ring than the sixth ring. "I haven't heard Yue Yunpeng sing this song yet, but when I saw the lyrics, I burst into laughter. It is indeed a song written by a comedian. The lyrics are full of humor and humor. When paired with Yue Yunpeng's magical voice, I laughed until my stomach hurt. .
The above is my sharing on this issue, I hope it can help everyone, thank you!
Do you still remember the lyrics we adapted when we were young?