Who is the King of Beasts? ●Zoo Director

2 What kind of person will appear after death? ●People in the movie

3 What kind of hat cannot be worn? ●Nut

4What books can’t be bought in the bookstore? ●Suicide note

5What does the elephant’s left ear look like? ●Right ear

6What kind of water can never be used up? ●Tears

7 What has five heads, but don’t people think it’s weird? ●Hands, feet

8 The family members asked the doctor about the patient’s condition. The doctor only raised 5 fingers, and the family members cried. What’s the reason? ●Three long and two short

9 Put a chicken and a goose on an iceberg at the same time. Why does the chicken die but not the goose? ●A goose is a penguin

10. Which English letters do people like to listen to and are listened to by the most people? ●CD

What is the secret of longevity for 11 people? ●Keep breathing, don’t stop breathing

12 The more angry something is, the bigger it will be? ●Tempers

13 What is the flower that blooms all year round? ●Plastic flower

14Why does Chang'e like to live on the moon? ●Chang moth likes to eat rabbit meat

15 Where is the narrowest road? ●Enemies meet in a narrow road

16 What is the name of farting before death? ●The perfect sound

17 When someone knocks on the door, you will never say please come in? ●In the toilet

18 What is the smallest island in the world? ●Safety Island on the Road

19 When the earth collapses, which place is the safest? ●Hell

20 A group of henpecked men were gathering together to discuss how to restore their manliness. Suddenly they heard that their wives were coming.

Everyone ran away except one person. Run, why? ●I fainted from fear

21What is in the middle of the Pacific Ocean? ●It is the word "ping"

22 What word is used all over the world? ●Arabic numerals

23 A child and an adult are walking in the dark night. The child is the adult's son, but the adult is not the child's father.

Excuse me why? ●Because they have a mother-son relationship

24 Two pairs of father and son went to buy hats. Why did they only buy three hats? ●Grandpa, father and son

25 Why can’t the egg be broken with a hammer? ●Of course the hammer won't break

26 A man was being chased by a tiger. Suddenly there was a big river in front of him. He couldn't swim, but he passed by. Why? ●Fainted

The 27th world boxing champion is easily knocked down by what? ●Sleepy

28 There is an idiom with one or four characters for a lady who has been divorced several times? ●The ex-gong (gong) exhausted his energy (abandoned)

29 What is the worst thing for a person who stutters? ●Making long-distance calls

30 What did Columbus do next after he stepped into the New World? ●Step on the other foot

31 Is "Kiss" a verb, adjective or noun? ●Conjunction

32 The heart transplant operation failed. The doctor asked the patient who was about to die what he wanted to say. Tell me, what do you think he will say? ●Actually, you don’t understand my heart

33 Why do men have to punch each other when they drink together? ●You will be fined if you don’t drink a toast

34 Divide 8 in half, what is the number? ●0

35 When will the sun rise from the west? ●When the oath

36 There are two newborn babies. The child and he were born on the same year, month and day, and to the same parents.

But they are not twins. Is this possible? ●Possibly, they are triplets

37 What is the first thing everyone should do when they wake up in the morning? ●Open your eyes

38 A new hospital opened in the city with advanced equipment and considerate services.

But the strange thing is: not a single patient is admitted here.

Why is this? ●This is a veterinary hospital

39 In winter, how can we turn ice into water immediately without heating? ●Remove two points of ice

40 A hungry cat walked past a fat mouse. Why did the hungry old cat remain indifferent and continue walking on its way?

Didn’t you even look at the mouse? ●A blind cat encounters a dead mouse

41Why does the peacock fly to the southeast instead of the northwest? ●Because there is a high wall in the northwest

42 A truck driver and a motorcycle rider collided. The truck driver was seriously injured, but the motorcycle rider was fine. Why?

●The truck driver was not driving at the time

43 Xiao Ming’s mother has three sons. The eldest only son is called Da Ming, and the second son is called Er Ming. What is the name of the third son? ●Of course my name is Xiao Ming

44 There was a young man who wanted to cross a river to do something; however, there was no boat or bridge in this river. So he swam across the river in the morning.

He swam to the other side in just an hour. That afternoon, the width and flow speed of the river remained unchanged. More importantly, his

The swimming speed did not change, but it took him two and a half hours to swim to the other side of the river. Why do you think it was?

●Two and a half hours add up to one hour

45 There is a large ship on the sea. Its original capacity is 60 people. As a result, the 59th person on board When the time came, it actually sank into the sea! Why is this (there are no pregnant or overweight people on board; there are no heavy objects on board)? ●Don’t be nervous, it’s a submarine

46 What is it that God doesn’t know and the earth doesn’t know, but you don’t know and I know? ●The soles of the shoes are torn

47 There are two people, one facing south and one facing north. They are not allowed to look back, move around, or look in the mirror.

Ask Can they see each other's faces? ●Of course, they are standing face to face

48 What kind of eggs can’t be beaten, cooked, let alone eaten? ●I got nothing in the exam” 0〃

49Which one is more painful when hitting the head with coconut or watermelon?●The head hurts more

50What is the difference between Confucius and Mencius?●Confucius’s son is On the left. Mencius’ child is above

51 What can I borrow without returning it? ●Borrow light

52 What is the first animal you see when you enter the zoo? ●Conductor

53 What cannot be magnified by a magnifying glass? ●Angle

54 What will increase in size by half when it is turned upside down? ●6

55 It will be destroyed just by calling its name. , what is it? ●Silence

56 What often comes but never really comes? ●Tomorrow

57 Xiao Wang traveled abroad for the first time because of the language. His parents seemed at a loss, and Xiao Wang didn’t understand any foreign languages.

He was not deaf-mute, but he didn’t feel any inconvenience like he did in his own country. Why is this? ●Xiao Wang? The king is a baby

58 How can I write a red letter with a blue pen? ●Write the word "red"

59 When the car turns right, which tire does not rotate? ●Save? Tire

60 There is a piece of natural black marble. If you throw it into the Qiantang River on September 7th, what will happen? ●Sink to the bottom of the river

61 Under what circumstances do people become smokey? ●Cremation

62. Vixens are best at bewitching men, so what kind of "spirits" are addicted to men and women together? ●Alcohol

63. Why is a healthy couple? Will babies be born without eyes? ●Chickens lay eggs

64 Why do two tigers fight to the death? ●No one dares to break up the fight

65 Mr. Lin’s major surgery Later, she got an artificial heart. After she recovered, her girlfriend immediately broke up with her. Why did this happen? ●I didn’t really love her.

66 You can do it, I can do it, everyone can do it; One person can do it, but two people cannot do it together.

What is this doing? ●Dreaming

67 Is the black chicken or the white chicken more powerful? Why? ●Black chickens, black chickens will lay white eggs, white chickens will not lay black eggs

68 When you go home in the middle of the night, you realize that you forgot to bring the key, and there is no one else at home, then your biggest wish What is it? ●The door was forgotten

69 What are the benefits of black hair? ●Not afraid of tanning

70 If tomorrow is the end of the world, why do some people want to commit suicide today? ●Go to heaven and get a seat

Manager 71 doesn’t know how to cook, but there is one dish that he is particularly good at. What is it? ●Fired

72 What kind of wine can’t you drink? ●Iodine

73 Why is a bottle of medicine labeled highly toxic but harmless to humans? ●As long as you don’t drink it

74 What can you hit without spending any effort? ●Doze off

75 There is something that people who buy it know, people who sell it also know it, but only people who use it don’t know, what is it? ●Coffin

76 Some people say that a woman is like a book, so what kind of book does a fat woman look like? ●Bound volume

77 What is the difference between being bitten by a crocodile and being bitten by a shark? ●No one knows

78 A cow walks 10 meters north, then 10 meters west, then 10 meters south, then backs up and turns right. Where is the cow's tail facing? ●Chao Di

79 "Innate" refers to the inheritance of parents, so what is "acquired"? ●The day after tomorrow

80 What is the main cause of divorce? ●Marriage

How to divide 819 oranges fairly among 13 children? ●Squeeze them into juice

82 What to do if you put a pencil on the ground so that no one can step over it? ? ●Put it against the wall

83 Why does the Statue of Liberty always stand in New York Harbor? ●She can’t sit down

84 Why can frogs jump higher than trees? ●Trees can’t jump?

85 Is there anything in the world that can carry people at a speed of nearly 2,000 kilometers per hour without refueling or other fuel? ●Earth

86 In order to avoid losing shape, people do not want to get out of shape after getting married. What do you call a beautiful woman who gives birth? ●Peerless beauty

87 Why do black people like to eat white chocolate? ●Afraid of eating their own fingers

88 Who never dares to take a bath●Clay man

89 Why are most Buddhists in the northern hemisphere? ●There is no Amitabha Buddha in the south

90 What is not illegal to steal? ●Smirk

91 Do you know modern times? Where are most scientists born? ●In the hospital

92 Why do wild geese fly south? ●Because they walk too slowly

93 Winter melon, cucumber, watermelon, pumpkin They can all eat it, but what kind of melons can’t be eaten? ●Fool

There are 6 steamed buns in the 94 basin, and each of the 6 children gets one, but there is still one in the basin. Why?

●The last kid took the basin away with him

95 Lao Wang shaves his face forty or fifty times a day, but he still has a beard on his face. What is the reason why Lao Wang is a barber? Teacher

96 There is a word that everyone will pronounce incorrectly. What is this word? ●This is the word "wrong"

97 What kind of car is difficult to move? >

98 Xiao Ming never studied but became a model student. Why is Xiao Ming a deaf-mute student

99 How many sides does a box have? ●Two sides

100Which month has 28 days? ●Every month has 28 days

What will the unicorn become after it reaches the North Pole?

Answer: Ice unicorn

(Cream)

Who is the fastest in history?

Answer: Cao Cao

Because “whenever you say Cao Cao, Cao Cao comes.

”

Among the numbers 1 to 9, which one is the laziest and which one is the most diligent?

1 is the laziest and 2 is the most diligent

One does it, the other two Endlessly

Xiaobai plus Xiaobai=?

Little White Rabbit

(two)

What thread does the orangutan dislike the most?

Parallel lines, parallel lines do not intersect

(Banana)

What flower is the least powerful?

Jasmine. Such a beautiful jasmine flower

(No power)

Why is the mouse in the cartoon "Tom and Jerry" more powerful than the cat?

Answer: This mouse must have eaten spinach. (Popeye’s blood splattered in five steps...)

Because this cartoon was written by a mouse (Cat’s blood splattered in five steps...)

What animal do you kill? But it left your blood? Answer: Mosquito

Why would a healthy couple give birth to an offspring without eyes?

The rooster couple is because they lay eggs haha

What climbs higher when the weather gets hotter?

Thermometer

Xiao Wang is an excellent soldier. One day when he was on guard duty, he saw something obvious. An enemy quietly approached him, but why did he turn a blind eye?

Answer: He was aiming

Under what circumstances would a person become confused?

Answer: Cremation

What is the fastest way to turn ice into water?

Remove the two points of water from the ice

Zhao Benshan’s NBA Brain Teasers "Turn"

Zhao Benshan "It's getting late, there are a lot of people, you are not young anymore, it's time for your IQ test! ”

Gao Xiumin “The Spring Festival doesn’t deceive many people. Last year I sold crutches and this year I sold cars. Life in the United States is quite good. It’s hard for these stupid big guys!” ”

Zhao Benshan “No. 1 Allen Iverson, please listen to the question. Say you have an illegitimate son who is just 6 years old this year. He has never seen you before. Now you and a large group of people go to see him. He immediately throws himself into your arms and calls you daddy. What's going on?

Iverson was shocked after hearing this, thinking that all the Chinese people knew that I had an illegitimate child? "Because he has seen my photo!" ”

Zhao Benshan “Wrong! Because you brought a group of women and you are the only man! "

Gao Xiumin "No. 2 Duncan, please listen to the question. John is the son of a referee, but he never calls the referee dad. Why? ”

Duncan “Because John was also an illegitimate son, he couldn’t scream. ”

Zhao Benshan “Wrong! Please ask the guest Rodman to answer the correct answer!

Rodman replied, "He calls the referee mom." The referee was a female, and one year she called me a technical foul during a game, and I even touched her butt..." (Scowan hurriedly said to the photographer, "This is off, please don't broadcast it!" )

Zhao Benshan “No. 3 Kobe, please listen to the question.

Talking about the Wizards playing against the Lakers, Jordan dribbled past people, you defended the lower three lanes, and O'Neal guarded the upper three lanes, but Jordan still passed by! May I ask how he got there?

Kobe Bryant laughed, "I wonder how Jordan can get by because he is old and aged, with two of us defending him, of course he fainted!" "

(Jordan grinned on the big screen)

Gao Xiumin "Ten points for correct answers! No wonder she got married so early!

Zhao Benshan "No. 4 Malone, please look at the big screen. (On the big screen was the Jazz vs. Kings. Malone elbowed Webb until his face was covered in blood.) Please: use the left elbow and the right elbow to hit." Head, which one hurts?

Ma Long waved his right arm, "Of course it's my right elbow that hurts!" "

"Wrong! Weber squeaked in the audience, "It's my head that hurts!" My head hurts!

Gao Xiumin "No. 5 is called Kidd, who specializes in driving fast cars. He said that one day you were driving through a narrow road and a car was coming from the opposite direction. You were about to hit him. You both stopped at the same time." Car, there is no moon in the sky at this time, and the car lights and street lights are broken. How did you see it?

Kid blinked, "Because it's during the day!" There is sun in the sky! ”

Zhao Benshan “As expected of a point guard, I answered this question right the first time!” It's a pleasure for us brothers to meet you. Can you give me a tip? Please pay for the plane ticket when you come! "

Gao Xiumin "No. 6 O'Neal, please listen to the question. Zhao Benshan has three brothers. The eldest brother is called Big Fool, the second brother is called Er Fool, and what is the name of the third brother? ”

“Three idiots! "O'Neal grinned.

Zhao Benshan "Wrong! The third child’s name is Zhao Benshan! I am an old pimple! "Everyone laughed, only O'Neal didn't understand yet, looking confused.

Zhao Benshan "No. 7 Wang Zhizhi. When a fellow villager meets a fellow villager, tears well up in his eyes. Chinese people are highly intelligent and like gold, they shine everywhere. Please listen to the question. It is said that there are two astronauts, one is a smoker and the other is an alcoholic. They are going to space for a one-year expedition. The smoker brings ten cartons of cigarettes and the drunkard brings ten boxes of wine. A year later, the two of them stepped off the spacecraft. The drunkard was slightly drunk and seemed very satisfied, while the smoker looked depressed. Why was this?

Wang Zhizhi clapped his hands and laughed, "He forgot to bring the fire!"

At this time, O'Neal shouted, "I finally understand why the third child is called Zhao Benshan!" "(Scoun hurriedly pulled O'Neill and walked out, "Don't be embarrassed here, I won't bring you here again!")

After the party, O'Neill has been depressed about the embarrassing things at the party. Reply When he arrived at the Lakers club, he happened to meet Fei Shuai. O'Neal hurriedly took Fei Shuai's hand and said, "Fei Shuai, let me give you a brain teaser."

My father has three sons. The eldest is called Big Fool, the second is called Er Fool, and what is the name of the third? ”

Fei Shuai “The name your father gave you is really weird, but it’s quite right!” I think I am handsome, Bingxue, and smart. How can this question be so difficult for me? The third child must be you, O'Neal! "

"No! O'Neal shouted, "The third child's name is Zhao Benshan!" ”

"Super Brain Teasers"

Super Brain Teasers

Q1 What should you do at 12 o'clock in the evening?

Cramming → Because of cramming

Q2 Who among the grandfather, father, and younger brother will shed tears after listening to mother’s words?

Grandpa→ Because every night I think of mother’s words, sparkling. Tears...

Q3 Which river is the most dangerous?

Rhine-Laiyin

Q4 Why are there no temples in the southern hemisphere? ?

Because of "Namo" Amitabha

Q5 There is a pair of conjoined twin sisters, one is named Mary, what is the name of the other?

Because of Monroe → Marilyn Monroe

Q6 What is something that does not require effort and is comfortable?

Doze off

Q7 What is not something that is stolen? Is it illegal?

Smirking

Q8 Mayflowers and lilies haven’t had children yet?

Mayflower→Because of Mayflower toilet paper ( (Unborn)

Q9 Which cartoon character is the fattest?

Peter Pan → Because he is fat (flying), he is fat Peter Pan

Q10 You can have one Who is the person who is brushing his teeth and whistling at the same time?

The person wearing dentures

Q11 Why was the scholar Xiao Ming beaten to death

Isolation is a beauty’s bathroom

Q12 How can I find the lost thumbtack immediately?

Barefoot

Q13 Which type of writing is the most profitable? ?

Writing a blackmail letter

Q14 Who was called to endorse first, the kitten, the puppy, or the chicken?

Puppy → Because of Wangwang Senbei ( Memorize first)

A man stalks two nuns

There are two nuns, one is called nun Mathematics and the other is called nun Logic. It is almost dark now but they. It's still a long way from the monastery.

Mathematics: Have you noticed that there is a man behind us who has been following us for thirty-eight minutes and thirty seconds, and I don't know what he wants to do?

Logic: That makes sense, he wants to invade us

Math: Oh my God! At this rate, he'll catch us in fifteen minutes. What to do?

Logic: The only reasonable way is to go faster.

Mathematics: It doesn’t seem to work!

Logic: Of course it doesn’t work. The man is also walking faster and faster.

Mathematics: What should we do? At this speed, he will catch us in one minute. Logic: The only reasonable way is for us to run away separately, going that way and me going this way. He can't catch both of us.

The man continues to follow Sister Logic.

The Mathematical Sister arrived at the convent safely, but she was worried that something would happen to the Logic Sister, and then she saw the Logic Sister entering the door.

Mathematics: Sister Logic, you are finally back! Thank you Lord! Come on, tell me what happened?

Logic: The only logical thing that happened was that the man couldn't follow both, so he came after me.

Math: Right, but what happened next?

Logic: The only reasonable thing happened. I ran with all my strength, and he also pursued with all his strength.

Mathematics: What then?

Logic: The only logical thing happened, he caught me.

Math: OMG! What to do?

Logic: I did the only reasonable thing and pulled up my skirt.

Math: Oh my god, the logic nun! What about that man?

Logic: He did the only thing that made sense, he pulled his pants down.

Math: OMG! What happened next?

Logic: Isn’t it very reasonable, Sister Mathematics? A nun who pulls up her skirt must run much faster than a man who pulls his pants down!!!

Them How he was stretched to death!

Four Taiwanese tourists were visiting Japan. When lunch time came, they walked into a Japanese sushi restaurant.

These four tourists did not understand Japanese very well, and they were gesturing and talking. I had enough food and drinks mixed with spoken words from various places, and finally filled my stomach.

A big accident occurred when I was about to check out:

A said, "It should be OK to pay the bill in English." !Hi, Bill please!"

The boss bowed: "Hai, Bear.

So he gave me four bottles of beer.

B said: Let me tell you, how much (how much)?

The boss's face turned red: Hayi, ha-ma-chi (red cockle)!

Continuously Four servings of red clams are presented.

C stood up quickly: Listen to me, Japanese says that the checkout should be I-ku-ra, yes, I-ku-ra!

The boss happily shouted to the back kitchen: I-ku-ra (salmon roe)!

Immediately, four more plates of salmon roe were delivered to the table, and C cursed angrily: ## Mother!

The boss bowed 90 degrees with a smile: Hayi, hayi, Kani-double!

D finally couldn't help it anymore: 38!

The boss stood at attention with repeated beatings: Yuxi, Sam-ma (Saury)!

The four tourists collapsed on the chairs together.

Finally, the tent The order was delivered, and the price was predictably expensive.

C In Taiwanese language: bargain!

The boss was surprised but could not hide his happiness: Ha Yi, Sha -ke(salmon)!

Just like that, four portions of salmon were served again.

It is said that these four tourists are still ordering food in Japan and will never come back.... ..