Tainted Brain Teasers and Answers
Brain teasers, this alternative game, is not only interesting, but also helps to think broadly, open your mind, and helps to improve your intelligence, the following is a collection of brain teasers that I have collected for you for your reference.
Dirty Brain Teasers and Answers 1Just the first day of kindergarten rose, never learned math, but the teacher praised her degree of math is one of the best, why? Answer: Because he only knows how to count to one.
If you want to beat a dog, you have to look at the master. Answer: It depends on whether you have the seed
The pigeon raised by dongdong laid an egg at mingming's house. Answer: the pigeon's
What door never closes? Answer: the goal
Xiao Ming brought 100 yuan to buy a 75 yuan shirt, but the boss only found 5 dollars for him, why? Answer: xiao Ming then only gave the boss 80 dollars
When eating an apple, bite down a mouthful ...... and see that there is a worm, feel terrible, see two worms, feel even more terrible, see how many worms to make people feel the most terrible? Answer: half a worm
What kind of people rely on luck to make money every day? Answer: qigong master
Take the wooden barn on the side of the house (place name)? Answer: Baoding
What is the best way to open the Rubik's Cube in the shortest time? Answer: Use a whacker
Fangfang dropped her student ID card in front of the school, what should she do? Answer: Pick it up
Why does an elephant have only one right ear? Answer: Every elephant has a right ear
What is the strongest lock afraid of? Answer: the key
I took an egg and threw a stone at it, and it didn't break, why? Answer: The stone was thrown, but the egg was still in my hand, so of course the egg would not break
What is the most valuable and least valuable ticket? Answer: stocks
The Civil Aviation Authority opened, (playing an idiom)? Answer: organic
What is bitter and what is Judas? Answer: Bitterness is the sense of taste, worry is the feeling
What do you do, one eye open and one eye closed will be better? Answer: Shooting
What do Eskimos eat with? Answer: Eat with their mouths
There are identical twin brothers, and the older brother has a mole on his buttocks, while the younger brother doesn't. But even though the twins are dressed identically, the older brother has a mole on his buttocks. But even though the twins wore the same clothes, some people knew immediately who was the older brother and who was the younger. Who is it? Answer: themselves
What do farmers, workers, soldiers, and scientists do for a living? Answer: They eat with their mouths, of course
Why did Chu prefer to sleep on the floor rather than on a waterbed with her husband after she got married? Answer: She suffered from seasickness
There was a condemned man who was not dead until he had been tortured by two wooden silos, and then died only after he had been tortured by a third wooden silo, why? Answer: He was wearing Mikiura underwear
When someone knocks on the door, you would never say come in? Answer: the toilet
What in the world carries people at nearly xx kilometers per hour without having to refuel or use any other fuel? Answer: the Earth
How do you cover a mirror with two coins? Answer: Cover your eyes
Drinking work tea (playing an idiom)? Answer: Bitter and sweet
There is a wooden bridge, one end of the bridge there is a tiger ready to cross the bridge, the other end of the bridge there is a wolf is also ready to cross the bridge, in the middle of the bridge there is a goat is crossing the bridge, the goat how to go over? Answer: Fainted
Why doesn't the fish talk? Answer: because he is in the water
Two children bought the same shoes, why do they wear different shoes? Answer: The new shoes they bought have not been worn yet
What can be used to solve all the riddles? Answer: The answer to the riddle
When does the clock not go? Answer: The clock never goes in the first place?
When the big bad wolf dragged away the mother sheep, why did the little sheep follow him without saying a word? Answer: The lamb is in the mother's belly
Director Li brushed his teeth in the morning while singing loudly. Answer: He brushes his false teeth
There was a fire in one place, and although there were many people fighting the fire, no one reported the fire, strange, right? Answer: The fire department is on fire
Director Li sings loudly while brushing his teeth in the morning. Answer: He brushed his dentures
A car accident occurred on the road collision, when the police immediately rushed to the driver, although the full help, a person has died. According to the driver, this person did not die in the car accident, but was killed by lung cancer. The driver and the deceased were the only two people who were in the same car, and there were no witnesses; however, the police immediately realized that the driver was not lying. Why? Answer: Because the driver was transporting the man who died of lung cancer in a hearse.
Smoking is prohibited in the movie theater, but at the climax of the play, a man starts smoking, and the whole screen is covered in smoke. But none of the audience came out to protest, why? Answer: It's because the man who smokes is a character who appears in the movie
An air conditioner falling from a building becomes what weapon? Answer: a murder weapon.
A man is being chased by a tiger, and suddenly there's a big river in front of him, and he can't swim, and he has no transportation, but he gets across. Answer: He fainted
A man was walking on the beach, why couldn't he see his footprints when he looked back? Answer: He was walking backwards.
Why did Wang separate the red beans from the green beans in one dish? Answer: There is only one red bean as there is one green bean
What do you get rewarded for breaking instead of being punished? Answer: records
Lin Lao Sheng had an artificial heart replaced after major surgery. When she got well, her girlfriend broke up with her immediately. Answer: She didn't love her "truly"
What's the ****same thing about crying and laughing? Answer: Both characters have ten strokes
Xiao Qiang ran for ten minutes in the rainy wilderness, but his hair did not get wet, why? Answer: because Xiao Qiang had an umbrella
Xiao Ming is in the second grade of elementary school, his home lives on the 12th floor, he goes to school every time by elevator to go down, but after school, the elevator can only be taken to the 11th floor. Why? Answer: Ming is not tall enough to press the 12 button
Kangaroo and monkey participated in a high jump competition, why did the monkey win at the beginning? Answer: The kangaroo jumped on both feet and committed a foul
Which is the last tooth to emerge? Answer: Dentures
When are the idioms "look around", "look left and right", and "look ahead and back" most appropriate? Answer: When crossing the street
A rooster and a hen, guess three words. Answer: three chickens
What do you have to be punished for that you didn't do? Answer: go home and do your homework
A man fell into the river,, it climbed up from the river, but his hair is not wet, why? Answer: because he is bald
What is the mood of a person on the operating table? Answer: to be slaughtered
There are two people, one facing south, one facing north standing, not allowed to turn back, not allowed to walk, not allowed to look in the mirror, ask them if they can see each other's faces? Answer: Of course you can, because they are face to face
Teachers to the students assigned to write an essay, the topic is "If I were a manager". The vast majority of students immediately buried in writing, but a boy manipulation hand, leaning back in the chair, indifferent. When the teacher asked him why he didn't write, he gave an answer that made him laugh and cry. Answer: I'm waiting for the secretary
There is a carving Mr., he hung out the price list is written: carving "Clerical" 40 cents; carving "imitation Song font" 60 cents carving "your name chapter" 80 cents; carving "your name chapter" 80 cents; carving "your name chapter" 80 cents; carving "your name chapter" 80 cents; carving "your name chapter" 80 cents. "80 cents; engraved" your lover's name chapter "1. 2 yuan. Then how much is the unit price of his engraving? Answer: 20 cents per word
Which race is faster than who runs backwards? Answer: tug of war
A building fire, the old man fled to the roof, there is no way out, then fled to the roof of the building next door, the two floors are only 10 centimeters apart, but the old man fell to his death, why? Answer: Two buildings a 30-story, a 3-story
There is a newborn baby, there are two children and he was born in the same year, the same month, the same day, and is the same pair of parents, but they are not twins, is it possible? Answer: possibly triplets
What is a better word to describe the agility of the clumsy? Answer: hasty
Suppose you are at sea and your boat breaks a hole, what do you do at that moment? Answer: Dig another hole and let the water flow out.
What is the difference between electricity and lightning? Answer: one costs money and the other doesn't
Xiao Ming and Xiao Wang played a coin toss game, Xiao Ming tossed the coin ten times, what is the probability that the coin will be on the positive side of the coin, and what is the probability that the coin will be on the negative side of the coin when it is tossed for the eleventh time? Answer: 50%
What else do people know about you when you brag to them about your strengths? Answer: to know that you are not a dummy
Dirty Brain Teasers and Answers 21) Elephant skin, tiger skin, lion skin, which one is worse? Answer: elephant skin (eraser)
2) What kind of person likes sunbathing the most? Answer: plant man (photosynthesis)
3) How much time is needed in order to finish Peking University? Answer: one bill clock is enough
4) Xiaohong and her mom are both in the same class, why is that? Answer: one is a student and the other is a teacher
5) A marshal is one rank higher than a general, when are marshals and generals equal? Answer: Chess
6) Sports competitions require athletes to be "higher, faster, stronger" and to "move forward", but there is one kind of competition that can only be pushed backward, what kind of competition is this? Answer: River Toggle
7) What can be done to turn ice into water quickly? Answer: Remove the two dots from the word ice
8) There are two bridges over a river, one high and one low, why is the high one flooded twice a year, but the low one is flooded only once? Answer: the high bridge is downstream
9) Who is the tiger's brother? Answer: cat
10) Who likes to chew on words the most? Answer: bookworms
11) Three people **** walking down the street with a small umbrella but didn't get wet, why? Answer: it didn't rain
12) There's a kind of road that goes in all directions but you just can't walk on it, why? Answer: it is a circuit
13) brother proudly said to his sister: there is a place in the house, only I can sit, you can never sit, what is the brother said? Answer: on the sister's paint
14) There are 6 buns in the basin, 6 children each share 1, but the basin still left 1, why? Answer: One child even took the buns and the basin together
15) The kindergarten is over, but none of the children went out from the gate, what happened? Answer: The gate is being repaired, please go to the testing gate
16) What animal can be pasted on the wall? Seal (newspaper) stick on the wall
17) What color is the best imitation? Red (mill) parody
18) What smells best in Spice Girls? Lame everywhere
19) Which ancient man was the fastest runner? Cao Cao Speak of Cao Cao
20) What animal has no sense of direction - the moose gets lost'
21) What line do monkeys hate the most? Parallel lines, because they don't intersect (bananas)
22) Which is worse - elephant skins, tiger skins, or lion skins? Elephant skin, because of the eraser (elephant skin is worse)
23) What does a wooden fish become when it falls into the sea? Lice (wet wood fish)
24) Which artist tells the coldest jokes? Jolin Tsai, because Jolin (just cold)
25) Who is sure to be eliminated when playing the game, the wolf, the tiger or the lion? Wolf, because: Momotaro (eliminates the wolf)
26) Between the ages of ~ years at what age do you go crazy? Age, because filial piety (Xiao)
27) Confucius had three disciples Zigong. Zi Lu. and Zi You, may I ask which one is not a human being? Zi Lu, because of the deer for the horse (Zi Lu for the horse)
28) cloth and paper afraid of what? Not afraid of ten thousand only afraid of one thing (cloth is afraid of ten thousand paper is afraid of one thing)
29) What is something that has no weight, but everyone can see that if you put it in a bucket of water, it can make the bucket lighter, what is it? Answer: a hole
30) What is the thing that if you give it food, it can live and if you give it water, it will die? What is it? Answer: fire
31) What was the highest mountain in the world before Mount Everest was discovered? Answer: mount Everest
32) Which two things are never eaten for breakfast? Answer: lunch and dinner
33) Does the rooster wake up the sun or does the sun wake up the company? Answer: the rooster wakes up the sun (the sun doesn't crow)
34) What game can't a little boy and a little girl play together? Answer: you can't play guessing (two little no guess)
35) a mouse ate the elixir of immortality after the fly; later the snake ate the mouse, the snake will fly, but there is an owl why will also fly? Answer: Owls can fly
36) How can you make a sparrow quiet? Answer: Press it (mute the sparrow)
37) What is the first thing Santa puts in his stocking on Christmas Eve? Answer: feet
38) A young man who lost 400 milliliters of blood had a smile on his face, didn't have a care in the world, and felt happy? Answer: He is participating in blood donation
39) An air conditioner falling from a building will become what? Answer: murder weapon (hit a person); air conditioner (whether the fall is still air conditioner)
40) What should be paid attention to during the examination? Answer: the invigilator
41) What kind of flower blooms all year round Answer: a fake flower
42) Why does a ferocious, hungry cat pull out its legs and run when it sees a mouse? Answer: to catch a mouse
43) A girl was walking on the beach in a bathing suit, why were there no footprints behind her? Answer: She was walking backwards.
44) How do you use three chopsticks to build a number smaller than three big than four? Answer: Π, pi 31415926
45) What do five pieces of wood end up as when they are put together? Answer: a forest
46) What day can the sun and moon be together? Answer: tomorrow
47) An electric bicycle is traveling south at 60 kilometers per hour. There is an easterly wind of 2 kilometers per hour on the road. The smoke from the e-bike, blowing in that direction? Answer: the e-bike has no smoke
48) A very large wooden house is lighter than air, but it won't move even if 100 people push it! Why? Answer: It is the shadow of the wooden house
49) Who is alive and who is dead among the soldiers numbered 1-9? Answer: 7 alive and 8 dead (seven dead and eight alive)
50) Why does Li always fish for three days and sun-dry the nets for two days? Answer: little Li is a fisherman
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