at the age of 3, I was sitting at my desk in a brand-name suit, and I said to my subordinates with a cold face: How dare you ask such a stupid question? Don't make a draft first "
2. At the age of twenty, I borrowed the complete works of Shakespeare, a self-portrait of a young artist and Ulysses from the library. After the age of 3, the bedside is filled with the secrets of Zhuang, the personal charm of ELLE and the manager.
3. During the summer vacation of twenty years old, I met my secret crush in the street of my hometown. I heard that he was admitted to the graduate school, and was struck by his progress. My heart ached, and I couldn't help crying at the thought that I could not show him a good look in my life. After thirty, I asked around where I could spend money to buy an MBA.
when I was four or twenty years old, I told people my age anytime and anywhere, and I answered faster than asking questions. After the age of 3, I hate people asking their age. If you have to ask, guess.
when I was five or twenty years old, I wanted to date boys from the Department of Physical Education and the Department of Fine Arts. After I was thirty, I simply thought I was an idiot.
at the age of six or twenty, you must visit bookstores and buy books. After thirty, I turned a blind eye to the bookstore and went directly to the beauty salon next door.
when I was seven or twenty years old, my mother made a phone call, and before she finished three sentences, she wished she couldn't hang up. After I was thirty, I couldn't help crying when I heard my mother's voice: Mom, all your old worries have come true now ...
When I was eight or twenty years old, I wanted to rush forward, and no one would stop me. After thirty, I really want to linger. Ah, the Spring Festival is coming soon.
when I was 9 or 2 years old, I wanted to be famous before it was too late. How can a person live by being unknown when he is 3 years old? After thirty, fame is hopeless. I just hope to be as rich as my boss when I am forty.
when I was 1 or 2 years old, I was very happy when I was crowded on a crowded bus and eating cones. After thirty years old, I am upset to see a shabby and dirty taxi, please! As soon as the oil price falls, buy a car and drive all the way to a well-off society.
when I was 11 or 2 years old, I bet that I couldn't stick to one place and live elsewhere in my life. After thirty, I broke my legs in order to buy a satisfactory and cheap house in this city.
when I was 12 or 2 years old, I read novels with love-related plots. After thirty, my code name in the chat room is Don't Talk about Love.
when I was 13 or 2 years old, I was very excited when I heard celebrities, so I cheered and jumped forward. After the age of 3, when I hear about celebrities, I feel upset and angry, and I just ... don't know what it's like, especially young, beautiful and female celebrities.
when I was 14 or 2 years old, I went to see a movie with someone at night, and inadvertently held hands, and I was happy for a whole summer. After the age of 3, I sat in the revolving restaurant of Shangri-La Hotel and ate buffet with my customers. During the slow rotation, I felt inexplicably empty, and suddenly I felt dull about everything ...
15. You can list it again ... < P > What will happen to a 3-year-old man?
it's a terrible thing to be thirty. This unfortunate thing finally happened to me. When people reach 3, I think the most important thing is self-reflection. The result of introspection is that compared with ten years ago, I have fallen and my lifestyle is wrong. However, if I had to go back ten years ago and kill myself, I wouldn't go either. Although I don't think it's so good now, sadly, I'm used to it-it can be seen that habit is the first step of corruption.
1. When I was twenty years old, I wrote love poems and notes to my girlfriend. Are you free this evening? At the age of thirty, I called my wife. I am very busy tonight.
2. At the age of 2, I feel that I have made great contributions to mankind by the time I reach the age of 3. At the age of thirty, I began to pay attention to the chronology of celebrities when reading books. I like to subtract the year when a celebrity became famous from the year when he was born. If it is less than 3, it will be disappointing; If it exceeds 3, it will be very happy; When I come across the example that something can only happen in my 4 s and 5 s, I feel that there is still plenty of time.
3. At the age of twenty, I feel that I am a genius, and geniuses don't have to live too long. The shorter the life, the better. At the age of thirty, I didn't intend to hang myself. Although, at this age, Shelley has drowned. Keats, a tuberculosis patient, has been dead for four years.
4. When I was twenty years old, I went to an art exhibition and walked up to a woman, telling myself that this is art, and I am aesthetic. Kant said that aesthetics has no utilitarian purpose. In short, I am afraid that my brain will think of places I shouldn't, and I am even more afraid that my body will play hooligans on the spot. At the age of thirty, I made pictures of sexy girls into office computer screensavers and told jokes at every dinner table.
5. At the age of twenty, I felt handsome in a dirty jeans. At the age of thirty, I started ironing shirts every day, and I clearly knew: First, I was no longer handsome. Second, I have never been handsome.
6. At the age of twenty, if you meet your present self, you will definitely be disgusted-it is a waste that your mother has educated him for so many years. Now, when I see myself 2 years ago, I will definitely feel that there is something wrong with our education.
7. at the age of 2, you can buy books without buying them. At the age of 3, you can buy all the books you can or can't buy, and move them home in bundles. Then these papers were piled on the ground, waiting for the distinguished reader like guests waiting for an interview.
8. At the age of twenty, everyone can have a drink in a small restaurant if they chip in ten yuan, and they are not afraid of getting drunk and making mistakes-because there is nothing to make mistakes. At the age of 3, I stopped drinking liquor and beer, and I stopped drinking to death-it is really not a very decent thing for a 3-year-old man to be drunk and dizzy and tell a lot of truth.
9. At the age of twenty, we called all our classmates birdies, except, of course, our female classmates. The surname Wu is Wu Bird, and the surname Long is Long Bird-this bird is pronounced the same as the bird that faded out of Lu Zhishen's mouth, which is not a good word. At the age of thirty, we called a 5-year-old woman Miss and Zhang Agen Tom.
1. In those days, Dragon Bird liked to buy ten catties of oranges and then ate them all one by one in front of the whole dormitory. Now Dragon Bird is already a place-level cadre. He came to Shanghai from Guangxi on business and rushed to pay the bill when eating. Because he is a place-level cadre, the place-level cadre means that everything can be reimbursed.
11. When I graduated from college, Dragon Bird was still a T-man. Director Long has been divorced twice. Dragon Bird was once robbed of a 4-yuan food ticket, and then put 2 food tickets in the stolen closet, trying to lure the thief into the bait. As a result, the thief was not caught and the food ticket was stolen again. Director Long is now in charge of a big project with hundreds of millions of yuan.
12. At the age of 2, you can line up and pee with a group of friends after drinking on the road at night. At the age of thirty, two friends got prostatitis.
13. At the age of twenty, you can point out the teacher's mistakes in public. At the age of 3, you can point out the wisdom of leadership in public.
14. At the age of twenty, I was holding a broken tape recorder and listening to the symphony of fate. Bang! Bang! Bang! -The devil is knocking at the door! Hold the fate by the throat! At the age of thirty, listen to Cui Jian. Your little hands are cold, just like your eyes ... I'll fuck you, fuck you ...
15. At the age of twenty, I weighed 12 kg. At the age of thirty, I weighed 145 Jin.
16. When I was twenty years old, I used ten hours to write a thousand lines of poetry, using a very special kind of paper, which was taken back from the hospital by a classmate's mother to record the electrocardiogram. On the back of someone else's heartbeat, I wrote excitedly. When I was 3 years old, I also had a computer, and my typing speed was very fast. I was served with good cigarettes and tea, but I often couldn't write a few words in an hour, like a constipated person sitting on a gold-plated toilet.
17. When I was twenty years old, I enjoyed two poems: Draw a knife to make a quick success, and live up to a teenager's head. At the age of thirty, the teenager's head is gone, but he still often leads a knife-a razor.
18. When I was twenty years old, one night, I was walking on campus with my girlfriend in my arms. Suddenly, an old lady and an old man rushed towards me. They each took a flashlight, first shone it on their arms-suddenly a red armband, and then the school guard shook it twice in our faces to separate them. At the age of thirty, I have a dream. One night, I sneaked back to my alma mater and met the old man and the old lady again. I used a bright flashlight to shake them in the face and then ordered them to "hug them up."
ten years
* ten years ago, I listened to Tayu Lo's songs, and everyone said I was avant-garde; After listening to Tayu Lo's songs ten years later, everyone said, Oh, so you are such a nostalgic person. Who's Tayu Lo? -My neighbor's little sister asked me.
* Ten years ago, other people's jokes often made me laugh; Ten years later, only the boss's jokes can make me laugh-even if I have heard him say it eight times.
* Ten years ago, I thought there would be at least 5 possibilities in my life; Ten years later, I know that there are only two possibilities in my life-going home for dinner at night and not going home for dinner at night.
* Ten years ago, people were always angry with me, as if I had always been a bad teenager; Ten years later, I am always angry with others, as if I had always been a good teenager.
* Ten years ago, I saw her holding a handsome and straight boyfriend shyly in the street, whispering something softly, and I whistled angrily and kicked a stone away; Ten years later, I saw her pulling a boy with a runny nose in the street, yelling at something sharply. Five or six meters behind her, it was her husband with a slightly bald head and a growing belly. -I have been secretly pleased.
* Ten years ago, a senior who could write poetry had a heart-to-heart talk with me and told me that literature is a good thing; After ten years as a boss, he had a heart-to-heart talk with me and told me that money is a good thing.
* When classmates met ten years ago, everyone said that they were making progress and learning progress; Ten years later, when the classmates met, everyone said that they would make a fortune. Congratulations on making a fortune.
* Ten years ago, I liked two singers, one seemed to be very vicissitudes, and the other seemed to be very melancholy, so I saved money to buy each of his cassettes; Ten years later, the vicissitudes of life divorced, gained weight and sang again, dressed as a new and new human being, and the melancholy one was bankrupt, gained weight and sang again, which was very funny and vulgar. I bought their D-version record, while listening, I wanted to buy a suit tomorrow to dress up as a new human being, and I was made to laugh. I haven't listened to those tapes for a long time. They are probably out of tune.
* Ten years ago, I was an outsider who was ridiculed in this city; Ten years later, I laugh at outsiders in this city-but I don't laugh at outsiders who are richer than me.
* ten years ago, I watched idol dramas with relish, and when I saw the advertisement in the middle, I quickly changed the channel or went to the toilet; Ten years later, I watched all kinds of advertisements with relish. When I met an idol drama, I quickly changed channels or went to the toilet.
* Ten years ago, when I heard someone lying, I immediately exposed it loudly; Ten years later, I heard someone lying, smiled and walked away.
* ten years ago, I was often stupid; Ten years later, I'm often good at playing dumb.
* Ten years ago, I was miserable because I didn't understand; Ten years later, I was miserable because I knew.
* I said to a girl ten years ago: I love you. She said: Sorry, we are still young. ; Ten years later I said to a girl: I love you. She said: Sorry, I am still young.
* Ten years ago, I knew that that girl liked me very much, and I didn't dare to chase her-for fear of rejection; Ten years later, I know that the girl doesn't like me, but I still have to go after her-it doesn't matter if I am rejected.
* Ten years ago, my neighbor had a puppy. Every time I came home, it would come out and nuzzle my trouser legs. Ten years later, I accidentally returned to the old house. The neighbor's dog was very old, lying by the door in the sun. When I saw me, I suddenly shook my tail and stood up. -it even knows me!
* Ten years ago, someone told me a story, but I pretended not to believe it, but actually believed it; Ten years later, someone told me a story, and I pretended to believe it, but I didn't believe it.
* Ten years ago, I thought children were a miracle; Ten years later, I knew that mother was a miracle.
* Ten years ago, I thought I needed the love of many people; Ten years later, I know that many people need my love.
* I made a pen pal ten years ago and sent a red leaf bookmark; Ten years later, when I was sorting out the cupboard, I suddenly dropped this bookmark and several letters. The letter was thrown away. The bookmark was put aside, and it was later lost. -things that have been preserved for ten years are gone in just a few seconds!
My twenties and thirties quietly left me in comparison and sorrow. I accidentally reached 3, and my mood was complicated.