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Kneel for all the lines of the cross talk "I can't stand it"
Yun-peng Yue: Happy New Year, dear friend. I'm Yun-peng Yue, a crosstalk performer.

Sun Yue: I'm Sun Yue. I wish you a happy new year.

Yue: Wait a minute!

Sun: Why should I wait?

Yue: What's your name?

Sun: Sun Yue.

Yue: I wish you peace, Sun Yue.

Sun: Which Sun Yue?

Yue: Don't you sing? I am in a good mood and my heart is flying.

Sun: Can I fly? Me?

Yue: Why are you getting fat again?

Sun: What do you mean you are fat again, crosstalk performer?

Yue: Sun Yue, a crosstalk performer.

Sun: That's right.

Yue: That must be more than 500 Jin.

Sun: Does this man weigh more than 500 Jin?

Yue: How many Jin?

Sun: Why do you ask?

Yue: It also says 260.

Sun: What do you mean by talking?

Yue: I always ask him how many kilos he weighs, and he always tells me 260,260.

Sun: It has been 260 years.

Yue: Later, I learned that the scale reached 260.

Sun: I was cheated by the scale.

Yue: How do I know he weighs more than 500 Jin?

Sun: How do you know?

Yue: Later, he stood on one foot with two scales, both of which were 260.

Sun: Half a fan with me.

Yue: More than 500 Jin is a big fat man.

Sun: It's not that heavy.

Yue: I look down on people like you. I can't stand people like you who don't contribute to society and eat seaweed all day.

Sun: Do you see that there is only one kind of people in society now? You can't stand it, and neither can you.

Yue: Who is it?

Sun: You.

Yue: There is only one thing in society that people can't stand.

Sun: What is intolerable?

Yue: Two days ago.

Sun: Ah.

Yue: I made a trip to Xidan two days ago.

Sun: Travel! That's a trip?

Yue: What's that called?

Sun: Shopping.

Yue: Shopping in Xidan.

Sun: Ah.

Yue: I'm going to Xidan Book Building to buy a book to read.

Sun: Study and study.

Yue: There is a building in front of Xidan Book Building, which contains that book.

Sun: Sculpture.

Yue: Yes.

Sun: Yes.

Yue: Do you tolerate people doodling on it?

Sun: Oh, this is an uncivilized tourism phenomenon.

Yue: Where is this?

Sun: Where?

Yue: This is a paradise for literati.

Sun: Ah.

Sun: That's right.

Yue: I can't stand it.

Sun: What shall we do?

Yue: I boycotted them.

Sun: How can you resist?

Yue: Comrade, this is your fault. How did your parents educate you and how did your teacher teach you? You are shameless.

Sun: Hey! Oh, dear!

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Crosstalk "I can't stand it" cast:

Yun-peng Yue 1

Yun-peng Yue, 1985 was born in Puyang, Henan Province on April 5, 2008. He is a cross talk and film actor in China.

In 2004, he joined the phonological circle and studied under Degang Guo, focusing on cross talk, Taiping lyrics and bamboo writing.

In 2005, she debuted.

20 12 starred in the comedy film just for fun directed by Lu Weiguo.

In 20 13, Beijing held a unique cross talk performance.

20 14 CCTV participated in the sketch "Excuse me" in the Spring Festival Evening and won the third prize of the Spring Festival Evening program.

20 15 CCTV Spring Festival Evening and Sun Yue performed cross talk "I can't stand it".

In the same year, he starred in the comedy film Pancake Man and the TV series Who are you, sir? And his adaptation of "Song of the Five Rings" has also become the promotion song of "Pancake Man".

20 15 12 I participated in an outdoor reality show "Great Challenge" by CCTV and a reality show "Journey to the West" by Zhejiang Satellite TV.

20 16, 1 June, participated in the reality show "Happy Comedian Season 2" of the Star Comedy Contest of Oriental TV and won the championship.

In April, he starred in the movie "Making Tianzhu".

In May, he starred in the movie Passing Through Your World.

In July, he starred in the movie "Crazy Yue Prizes Beauty".

In August, he starred in the movie "Happy Comedian".

In September, he joined the variety show "Comedy Story" of Zhejiang Satellite TV Comedy Competition.

In the same month, he starred in the movie "The Dangerous Road of Fragments".

65438+February, joined Jiangsu Satellite TV outdoor star challenge reality show "Our Challenge".

2065438+February 2007, participated in the reality show "Familiar Taste Season 2" of Zhejiang Satellite TV.

In April, he starred in the movie Rinrin the Devil and played Xu Tianyu.

In August, he starred in the film "Nineteenth Generation of Ancestors" and played Bei Xiaobei.

In February, 65438, he starred in the movie "Hero of Rat Gallbladder" and played Yan Dahai.

On April 20 18, he joined the reality show "Infinite Ballad Season" of Jiangsu Satellite TV.

In June, he joined SNL China edition of saturday night live.

2. Sun Yue

Sun Yue, born in June 1979 10 in Xicheng District, Beijing, is a crosstalk performer.

And,, Yan (now retired and returned to Yunzi, whose real name is Yan Zonghai) is also called "Deyun Sishao".

1990 joined the phonograph industry, 1995 took Zhao Xiaolin, a "face-to-face" in the phonograph industry, as his teacher.

20 10 1 Join Beijing Deyun Society, partner with Yun-peng Yue and take the lead.

20 14 1, participated in CCTV's "I want to go to the Spring Festival Evening" and performed cross talk "On Rules".

2015 February 18, 2065 438+05 first appeared on CCTV Spring Festival Evening, and performed cross talk "I can't stand it".

2065438+In February, 2006, he participated in the finals of "Happy Comedian Season 2" of Oriental TV, and won the championship with "Tonight We Talk Crosstalk".

20 16 1 1 starring in the movie "Mr. Zombie's Wandering".

Sun Yue is the grandson of the late crosstalk performer and the only crosstalk performer in the Li family.

Sun Yue is also a champion.

20 19 On February 4th, 20 19 boarded the CCTV Spring Festival Evening for the second time, and performed the comic dialogue "Miao Yan Funny Story".