This is the modified one:

(In the inn, there is a banner "Tongfu Inn Super Yuba Singing Contest" hanging above the cupboard behind the check room)

Tong: "Oh God, stop arguing! Xiao Guo, Lao Bai, the opening remarks are coming soon

Guo: Dear guests, fellow citizens,

Bai: Everyone Good evening, welcome everyone to Tongfu Inn to participate in the first Tongfu Inn Super Yuba Singing Competition.

Guo: The vast sky has given birth to our history and civilization,

Bai: Time flies, creating our diligence and kindness,

Guo: Under this clear sky, we chant and sing,

Bai: In this vast land On the land, we fly freely!

Guo: Now, we announce the Tongfu Inn Super Yuzhu Singing Contest, (Guo Bai said at the same time:)

First of all, please invite the Yamen representatives! , I wish Wushuang a speech!

Wushuang: First of all, I am here to speak on behalf of Lou Zhixian. He was busy with official duties and could not arrive in time, so he entrusted me to report to the organizing committee through me. I sincerely apologize and applaud. (Everyone applauds) I wish every player good results. I hope everyone will perform well in the competition with style, and most importantly, with grace.

Bai: First of all, I want to invite the golden and white jade to buy a song and laugh, the drunken prince Lu Qinghou!

Lv (twisting up, standing at attention, adjusting his appearance): Zi once said...

Everyone: "Go"

Lu: "Feifei keeps asking me if I made a mistake..."

Guo: "Who is Feifei, huh~ hurry up and tell me! "(With the omen of overwhelming)

Lv: "Every injustice has its owner, and every debt has its owner. Women's hearts are the most poisonous. Only men who love to fight will win. If the sky is affectionate, the sky will also grow old. Only the stars know my heart." "(Dodging Xiao Guo's devastating consequences)

Tong: "Lao Bai, hurry up and get in." ”

Bai (clears his throat and shakes his hair in front of his head): He is holding the steamed buns in his hand, and there is not a drop of oil in the dish...

(Everyone is sour)

Mo: "Sister-in-law (very sour kind)... Look at him bullying me, your teeth are going to be sore!" ”

Tong: “Old Bai, change it...change it quickly.” ”

Bai: “It’s best not to guess what a girl is thinking. If you keep guessing, you will definitely end up bad...”

After the commercial, more excitement:

Commercial time: Furong: Ouch~~

Wushuang: What’s wrong, it’s up to the waist again?

Furong: It’s always hard to refuse.

Wushuang: When you get older, your bones will become loose and your body will remind you of calcium deficiency

Baituo Mountain's bone-strengthening powder, the exclusive secret recipe of Ouyang Feng in the Northern Song Dynasty, was specially developed for martial arts people

Fu Rong: But I have withdrawn from the world.了

Wushuang: The same old saying applies: Who can avoid being stabbed in the world? One packet of Baituoshan Bone Strengthening Powder can be used internally or externally. I still want to get stabbed a second time, so I eat a pack of Baituoshan Bone Strengthening Powder, a powder of youth, a powder of friendship, designated nutritional supplement by Huashan Lunjian, and can be found in all major drug stores in this town. All stores are selling it. When purchasing, please look for the black toad anti-counterfeiting mark, croak, croak..."

Bai: "Welcome back, here is the super yuba sound of Tongfu Inn with the highest ratings in the universe. Singing contest, please invite me below... (I heard an overwhelming feeling, followed by a scream)

Guo: "An overwhelming feeling... (The scholar accepted the last overwhelming feeling and fell unconscious).

Tong: "Stop fighting, it's your turn."

Guo: "I can't sing.

"

Bai: "It's okay, Brother Cui is not here, you can lip-sync~~~"

Guo: "I am not Guo Furong..."

Everyone: "You're not Guo Furong, who are you? "

Xiao Guo (looking panicked): "Oh oh oh oh...then I am..."

Bai: "Let Wushuang sing! "

Wushuang: "I think of a song..."

Everyone: "Sing! ”

Wushuang: “It’s better not to sing anymore!” "

Everyone: "Sing. ”

Wushuang (the very nervous one): It turns out you don’t want anything (like Yang Dian going crazy).

Everyone: “Tch...”

(Xiao Bei and the shop owner compete to sing)

Xiao Bei: I am the boss!

Tong: Not even the boss!

Xiaobei: ...You are the one with sores

Tong: (softly) “Two bunches of candied haws? "

Xiao Bei: "No. "

Tong: (hard) "500 times of the Three-Character Sutra? ! "

Xiao Bei: "I lost to you! "

(In the end, shopkeeper Tong won.)

Tong: "Mr. Lang...are you so hungry...(a very sad kind)

(Everyone who was standing felt weak at the knees and fell down, and those who were sitting slid off their stools)

Tong: "...If you are so hungry, please tell me Xiang Yu said, Xiangyu will give you some fat..."

Guo: "I'm not telling you, shopkeeper, you are a widow, where did you get your husband?"

Tong: " You are a melon! "

Bai (interrupted): "Sunflower Dian... I am her husband. Let's see if any of you dare to poke Xiangyu's backbone. "Jade, okay, I'm not hungry..."

(Tong Jian didn't let her sing, so...): I was wrong, I was really wrong, I should never have married in the first place , if I had not married, my husband would not have died. If my husband had not died, how could I have fallen into such a sad place...

Bai (immediately praised) Shopkeeper, you are Do you know, as for your voice, its good timbre and wide range, among the people I have met in my life, only your smooth writing and beautiful shadow can compete with it

Xiao Bei: That's okay. It was her performance that was abnormal, Bi Chang and Liang Ying performed beyond their level

Suddenly, Big Mouth appeared at the door: (waves to everyone enthusiastically) Hi~~~~I'm fine, how are you~~~ ~?

Everyone: (surprised, hesitant) Okay...

Big mouth (coquettishly), please be louder~~~

Everyone: (raise your voice) Volume) OK!

Big Mouth: (Make a "V" shape with both hands, jump up with joy) Yeah~~~~~~! I love you so much~~~ (Make a flying kiss)

(Everyone whistles, applauds, and cheers)

Big Mouth: (Holding a kitchen knife with both hands, acting as MIC, excited) Next, I will present a song to everyone~~~~~ ~~~

(Everyone whistled, clapped, and cheered again)

(Big mouth pulled Wushuang): Ever since I saw you at Tongfu Inn...

Everyone was in a mess

Tong: "I declare that the Tongfu Inn Super Beancurd Singing Contest is closed... Don't make a fuss...

OVER