A hunter was hunting and saw two birds on the tree, he raised his gun to shoot down one, and found it was a hairless one, the hunter was puzzled, the other bird flew down and cursed the hunter: "You've just stripped her naked! I just stripped her naked, and you shot her down!"

That said, a certain lady bought a female parrot on a whim. I didn't realize that when she brought it home, the first thing it said was, "Want to have sex with me?"

When the lady heard this, she thought: "Oh no, outsiders will think I taught it that? This is not my lady image all ruined. So she tried her best to hand over that parrot to say something elegant, but the female parrot was sort of ironic, and would only say one thing: "Want to go to bed with me?"

......? What to do? When the lady was losing her mind, she heard that the priest had a parrot (a male), and that the parrot, instead of speaking foul language, was a devotee and prayed most of the day. So the lady went to the priest for help. After the priest understood her purpose, he said with a slightly embarrassed look, "This is very difficult to do, in fact, that parrot, and did not deliberately teach it anything, the reason why it is so pious, it may be a long time here to be inculcated the cause of it."

Seeing that the lady was lost, the priest said, "Let's do it this way, you bring that parrot to me and I'll put them together. Hopefully, after some time, that parrot of yours will be sensitized. That's all I can do, whether it works or not depends on God's will ......"

When the lady heard that, that's all she could do, isn't there a saying, "If you are close to a man, you will be close to him"? Try it. So she took the parrots to the priest. The priest put the two parrots together as promised. At first, the female parrot was a bit nervous, seeing the male parrot in the corner of the cage, praying silently, and really couldn't bear to disturb. But she couldn't help herself, and finally said aloud, "Want to have sex with me? "

Hearing this, the male parrot stopped praying, turned to look at the female parrot, and suddenly burst into tears: "Thank God, the wish I have been praying for so many years has finally come true ......"

Zhou Yu beat Huang Gai - a willingness to fight

Zhou Yu seeks Jingzhou - a loss of a lady and a loss of soldiers

Zhuge Liang's goose feather fan - mysterious and unpredictable

Zhang Fei eats weight - iron heart

Guan Yu opens the knife store - people strong goods hard

Guan Yun Chang Farting - I don't know how to blush

Guan Yu walks to Mai Cheng - the end is near

Guan Yu dances in front of his sword - he makes a fool out of himself

Zhou Yu is sick at the Luhuadang - angry

Xu Shu enters Cao's camp - not saying a word

Kong Ming plays the empty city trick - turning danger into success

Zhang Fei eats bean sprouts -- a piece of cake

Liu Bei wrestles a child -- buying people's hearts

Cao Cao meets Ma Chao -- cutting off his beard and abandoning his robe

Zhang Fei sets up a butcher's case --- Fierce God

Boiled Beanstalks --- Torturing One's Own Family

Sun Quan Kills Guan Yu --- Framing Others

Liu Bei's Jiangshan -- for crying out loud

Kong Ming practicing the zither -- a cliché