Su Xiaomei chooses her husband by talent, and there are many talented women in Sichuan. There was another Su Xiaomei in the Song Dynasty. It can be said that the Sichuan spirit in the Song Dynasty was attributed to the Su family. Su Xiaomei's father Su Xun and his brothers Su Shi and Su Zhe are both very talented. The so-called "one father and three sons, eight people will write articles in Japan".
Su Xiaomei is neither fat nor thin, with thin red lips, round face, dark eyes, high forehead and prominent chin. At first glance, he looks like a shrewd man. She likes bickering with her two brothers since she was a child. She is naive, especially her eldest brother Su Shi, whose cheeks are full, his beard is thick, his belly is potbellied, he is unkempt and informal, and he is the object of her bickering, so she fights endlessly at home all day.
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Story 1
One day, Su Dongpo joked about his sister's appearance and described her sister's raised forehead and sunken eyes as:
Three or five steps before going out of the hall, first go to the painting hall;
I finally wiped my tears several times, leaving two springs.
Su Xiaomei ·Xi·Xi smiled and immediately retorted:
There is a clump of mourning grass on the lips, and the hair is even apricot;
Several quarrels were nowhere to be found, and suddenly I heard a voice from Li Mao.
This poem mocks Su Shi's unkempt beard. Girls are most afraid of being told about her physical weakness. Su Xiaomei had a protruding forehead and sunken eyes, so he was discovered and teased by Su Shi. Su Xiaomei said that Su Shi's beard didn't seem to catch the sore spot, and she felt that she didn't take advantage of it. After another study, she found that her brother's forehead was flat and there was no sense of grandeur. The other horse's face is a foot long and his eyes are far away. The whole facial features are out of proportion, and she immediately wrote another poem with joy and diligence:
Tian Ping has a wide road of 3,000 miles overlooking eyebrows and clouds.
Last year, a tear of lovesickness never flowed down my cheek.
Su Shi patted his sister's head happily and smiled: Su's brother and sister play proverbs, but they are all forgiving. They often make puns to make you imagine.
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Story 2
One winter, in Chuqing after the snow, Su Shi was wearing a big fur robe and sitting in the sun. The wind blew and the fur fluttered. Su Xiaomei walked by. When he saw this scene, he immediately said, "The wind is picky." After that, I looked at Su Shi with a smirk and a smug look. It happened that there was some ice and snow on the wall in the corner where she was standing. At this time, under the sunlight, the melted snow water dripped down the wall. Su Shi didn't want to think much, so he said smoothly, "The water on the wall is DC." Although Su Xiaomei is still young, he is still in the early stage of understanding. He blushed at once, gave his brother a hard look and ran away quickly. On another occasion, Su Xiaomei squatted by the well to cut fish. Su Dongpo came back from the outside and rode by. As soon as he saw it, he immediately said, "Sister, cut the fish, squat down and cut it in half!" " Su Xiaomei hesitated, but he couldn't help it. He raised his head slightly and said to his brother in shame and anger, "Brother rides a horse and adds a whip when riding."
Su Dongpo has many monks' friends. Neo-Confucianism prevailed in Song and Ming Dynasties. While advocating a clear mind and seeing nature clearly, it also greatly reduces the status of women. Women's personality is suppressed. In addition to vigorously promoting women's foot binding, women are also required to shut up and laugh. They hide in the boudoir to learn embroidery every day, and they must wear a red cloth on their heads to prevent others from seeing it on the wedding day. Sue's family is a scholar with different knowledge. Besides, all the monks who associate with Su Dongpo are empty, so when Su Dongpo talks and jokes with those monks, he does not interfere with his glib sister, whether she is elegant or rude.
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Story 3
One day, Su Dongpo went out to play with a group of monks, and Su Xiaomei followed. Suddenly, he saw a monk swimming in the river, carrying heavy goods and floating goods. Bibo rolled like a ball of light. Su Xiaomei is rare and strange. He is full of interest. He said in a voice, "The Qingjiang River washes monks and waves roll gourds." A host monk who followed her was also a joker, and immediately said to him, "There are beautiful women sitting in the green gauze tent and peony sitting in the smoke cage." This way of changing the subject is not endless. Not to be outdone, Su Xiaomei is another couplet:
"The monk sleeping in the brocade quilt is a gourd among thousands of flowers."
The master immediately said to him, "The woman is bronze, and the two cymbals are in a half-acre pond."
Su Xiaomei at that time the language is clumsy, very helpless, looked up and saw a monk punting in jiangxin, at one point:
"Monks punting, playing arhat in the center of the river. “
There are some difficulties in this regard. It starts with "shadow" and must be answered with "shadow". The host couldn't help but look at it carefully and finally said:
"Beauty draws water, and the rope holds Guanyin at the bottom of the well."
Su Xiaomei unwilling, challenged again:
"Five hundred arhats cross the river, and thousands of bergamots are in the heart of the river."
This time, Su Xiaomei met his opponent, and the host monk quickly said:
"A beautiful woman looks at the moon and there are two cicadas in the sky."
Among Su Dongpo's many monk friends, Fo Yin is the closest one, and his quarrel with Su Xiaomei will go away. One day, Fo Yin jokingly said to her, "I have a pair of couplets, and I dare ask the patroness to answer them." Couplets are:
"A woman sleeps alone and has three furry eyes. “
Su Xiaomei is a woman, and Fo Yin knows that she is never competitive and never gives in to couplets. This time, she chose such a yellow emotional appeal to force Su Xiaomei not to speak. Unexpectedly, Su Xiaomei has never been naughty and bold. She and her brother have a similar couplet, and she doesn't feel anything at all. Although she will inevitably blush at first, she dares to say that you are a monk, but I dare not say anything, so she is right:
"Two hate the same bed, and four bald heads are upside down."
Fo Yin shook his head again and again, admitting defeat, and even praised Su Xiaomei for his brilliant and quick thinking. Once, Su Dongpo and monk Fo Yin meditated in the forest, and the shadow of the bamboo forest moved day by day. For a long time, Fo Yin said to Su Dongpo, "Look at a gentleman sitting like a Buddha." Su Dongpo was very happy to see Fo Yin's brown cassock hanging to the ground, and said to Fo Yin, "The master is sitting like a pile of cow dung." Monk Fo Yin just smiled. Su Dongpo thought that monk Fo Yin had suffered a big loss this time, and he was secretly pleased. He couldn't help telling Su Xiaomei quietly. Unexpectedly, Su Xiaomei said, "Brother, you lost again. Imagine that Fo Yin looks at you with the heart of Buddha. What kind of mood do you look at Fo Yin? "
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Legendary marriage
Note: Qin Shaoyou's wife Xu has no historical record that she married Su Xiaomei. The following story is pure fiction for entertainment only, or for costume drama. If there are similarities, it is purely coincidental.
Su Xiaomei has grown up, but he is still very naughty. Her marriage problem has increasingly become a problem that Su and his son are thinking about. Su Xiaomei is brilliant, intelligent, informal, mischievous and even cheating, and she is not very outstanding. It is difficult to find a very satisfied person to be a husband.
First of all, Huang Tingjian introduced Wang Anshi's son Wang Kan to Su Xiaomei, and happily took Wang Kan's masterpiece to Su Xiaomei for evaluation. Su Xiaomei looked around and finally told Huang Tingjian that Wang Kan's work was: "It is more novel than gorgeous, but it is not so subtle and elegant, and it is difficult to achieve great things." Huang Tingjian also wants to fight for it. He said that Wang Kan is very clever. Just read it again. At this time, Su Xun, who had been sitting silently, said coldly, "What's so strange about this? Whose son has to read twice? " Huang Tingjian has nothing to say. In fact, Wang Pei can be compared with Su Xiaomei in family background, appearance and talent, but Su Xiaomei just looks down on others.
While everyone was worrying about Su Xiaomei's marriage, Su Shi happened to meet Qin Guan and Qin Shaoyou. Qin Shaoyou is from Gaoyou, Jiangsu today. He was born in a poor landlord family, and the rural income was not enough to support himself. When I was a teenager, I also worked with some geisha in Yangzhou and Yuezhou. "The sachet is hidden, and the ribbon is light." "I won the brothel and survived." Qin Guan failed in Yuanfeng in Song Zhezong for five years, Yuanfeng failed in eight years, and went to Beijing for the third time after five years in Yuan You. This time, thanks to Su Shi's help, he was able to stay in Beijing for five years, was appointed as a university doctor, and was edited by the Institute of National History. Since then, his relationship with Su Dongpo has always been the relationship between teachers and friends, and Qin Shaoyou often goes to Su's home. Young Qin Shaoyou slowly caught Su Xiaomei's attention. That day, she saw Qin Shaoyou's poems at her brother's house and expressed her heartfelt admiration. This is very rare.
As long as Su Xiaomei had no opinion, Qin Guan, one of the four bachelor's degrees in Su, naturally had nothing to say, so Huang Tingjian, one of the four bachelor's degrees in Su, became a ready-made matchmaker. Because Qin Shaoyou has no official position, and Susan has become famous, this marriage is naturally presided over by Sue's family. Generally speaking, on their wedding night, the bride will only spend time in shyness, joy and anxiety, but Su Xiaomei, who is clever and eccentric, is unique. Taking up "geographical position" and "harmony with people", she actually hoped that the groom would solve her three problems before allowing him to enter the bridal chamber.
The first riddle is:
Copper and iron are baked, and ant powder is on the wall;
Yin and yang are ambiguous, and heaven and earth are my heart.
The first sentence "Copper and iron are put into a furnace for smelting, which means" melting ". In the second sentence, a wisp of ants crawling on the white powder wall indicates "edge" and is connected with "edge". On the other hand, in the third sentence, Yin and Yang have only one meaning, and that is "Tao".
In the middle of the universe, there are only "people". These four sentences add up to "Taoist"
Qin Shaoyou understood after a little thought, but he lost his voice. It turned out that when Huang Tingjian told Qin Shaoyou that Su Jia wanted to marry Su Xiaomei to him, although he immediately agreed, he thought of the legendary Su Xiaomei's prominent forehead and sunken eyes. Qin Shaoyou, a romantic teenager, is very uneasy about the appearance of his future wife. He has never seen Su Xiaomei. Because of the prevalence of Neo-Confucianism, he emphasized that men and women are not close, and it is even more impossible to meet after engagement, and it is not easy to ask others. This heart disease is getting deeper and deeper. On that day, people finally learned that Su Xiaomei would make a pilgrimage to the temple. Qin Shaoyou made a plan to dress himself up as a Taoist. He waited in front of the temple first. When Su Xiaomei's sedan chair arrived, Qin Shaoyou stepped forward and asked, "Miss, please bless your longevity and be merciful!" Su Xiaomei immediately refused in the sedan chair: "How dare a Taoist ask for charity?"
What Qin Shaoyou wanted was Su Xiaomei's response, and immediately said: "I wish to miss you like a medicine tree, and all diseases will not be born!" Not to be outdone, Su Xiaomei was aggressive, and then said, "Spit lotus flowers at Taoist priests and never give up." Thinking while answering, listening to this man's accent is very pleasant, he is certainly young, and I don't know how he looks. Judging from his alms language, Su Xiaomei is also very talented. With curiosity, he can't help but open the car curtain to see what happened.
What Qin Shaoyou wants is for Su Xiaomei to show up. How can he miss this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity and be one step ahead? Suddenly I feel that this person is, and Xiang doesn't want to go in. He motioned for the maid to turn around and leave. Qin Shaoyou chased him and said, "Miss is very happy every day. Why do you want to give up Baoshan?" Su Xiaomei was very angry and replied angrily, "Madmen are greedy and stupid, so they must bring gold points." As he spoke, he got up and went back to the house like a gust of wind. Qin Shaoyou finally met Su Xiaomei and thought she was not ugly, especially because she was elegant, eccentric and aggressive. She was very unhappy, but when Su Xiaomei came home, she became more and more angry, so she had the first question of bridal chamber night, and she took the Qin Shaoyou exam to get revenge.
As a teenager, Qin Shaoyou worked in the geisha industry in Yangzhou and other places. On the romantic field, his face is thicker than cowhide. After he solved the poem riddle, he wrote back a song:
Why chemical industry promotes spring and famous gardens bloom;
Tao is the original owner of Dongfeng, and no one dares to go to the flower stand.
The words at the beginning of each sentence in the poem add up to "Taoist alms", and the whole poem also implies the tone of apology. When Su Xiaomei saw his heart secretly pleased, he was happy with her husband quickly, and finally apologized to me when he was happy.
Immediately, another poem riddle came out, stating that the whole poem hit four historical figures, and the answers must be pointed out one by one. The riddle is:
Strong grandfather wins ancestors, digs the wall and steals the night school;
The silk thread often misses the mother, and the old man leans against the door all day long.
Qin Shaoyou learned a lot and guessed without thinking: the first sentence is Sun Quan, the second sentence is Kong Ming, and the third sentence is "thread in the hands of a loving mother, making clothes for her wayward son; She mended it carefully and thoroughly, fearing that it would delay his time to go home.
Nature is "thinking", and the fourth sentence is that the old man leans on the door all day, and nature is hope, and that is Tai Gong Wang.
Qin Shaoyou passed the exam smoothly. For Qin Shaoyou, it's like marching to war. Every time he solves a problem, he takes a step forward At this moment, he walked out of Su Xiaomei's boudoir. The Su family and many guests are waiting for the last question. The window of the boudoir slowly opened a crack, revealing Su Xiaomei's delicate hand and handing out a piece of paper. The servant immediately took it and handed it to Qin Shaoyou. I saw it read:
"Open the window and the moon with both hands. There are very few stars in the moon. It will definitely not rain tonight."
Su Shi saw it, secretly laughed, stretched out a finger and pointed to the word "rain". Qin Shaoyou got the message and immediately replied:
"A stone breaks through the water, the sky is crisp, and the Ming Dynasty will be frosty."
On the surface, it will definitely not rain tonight, but it actually implies the meaning of "sex", and the homonym of "rain" and "language" means that I won't talk to you tonight. Qin Shaoyou replied, "There must be frost in the Ming Dynasty", and "frost" and "double" are homophonic. Since they are a couple, they must have sex.
As soon as the note was handed in, the door opened. Su Xiaomei stood by the door with a smile and shame, and Qin Shaoyou walked in happily. Naturally, this is a Wushan dream, making love.
There is also an anecdote about Su Xiaomei making things difficult for Qin Guan on his wedding night.
Qin Guan heard that Su Dongpo's sister Su Xiaomei was not only beautiful, but also good at writing poems and words, and she fell in love with her very early. I went to Sue's house to propose. Su Xun asked every suitor to write an article for his daughter to read. In the article about traveling less, Miss Jie recognized: "If you don't cooperate with three Soviets at the same time, you should go on a rampage all your life." Su Xun promised to send Su Xiaomei to Qin Shaoyou. My little sister had a hard time on her wedding day. Qin Shaoyou was not stumped by the first two questions, but her sister raised the third question: "Pairing":
Close the door to push away the window and the moon;
If you swim less, you are afraid that you will be plain and unable to show your talents, so you sit by the pond and think hard. It was not until midnight that Su Dongpo came out to inquire about his brother-in-law. When he saw Shao swimming by the pond, he couldn't help mumbling, "Close the door and push the moon out of the window." Knowing that it was my little sister, he quietly picked up a stone and threw it into the pool. Qin Shaoyou suddenly heard a bang and saw the moon scattered in the pool, so he was inspired and quickly made a bottom allied:
Throw a stone and wash away the underwater sky.
At this time, the door of the cave also opened with a "ah".
Su Xiaomei Sanlian Sannan Qin Shaoyou
During the reign of Song Jiayou, when the famous poet Qin Shaoyou visited Su Shi, he was attracted by the clever and lovely Su Xiaomei. Su Xiaomei is not only proficient in poems and songs, but also in couplets, needlework and embroidery. However, there are not many works handed down from generation to generation under the glory of "Three Sus", and few people know them. Qin Shaoyou fell in love with Su Xiaomei at first sight. In order to make love like oxygen, he decided to dedicate his life to his sister.
Autumn wind and autumn rain are smooth, and the lover is a family. In late autumn, when the curtain rises in the west and the chrysanthemums in Dongli are in full bloom, Qin Shaoyou and Su Xiaomei, the lovers, finally entered the bridal chamber, where they performed countless swan songs and continued to interpret the classic stories of inheriting history.
Smart and alert, I don't want my little sister, who is a man, to decide to compete with the little swimmer when she enters the bridal chamber. On the one hand, you can learn from your sweetheart, and on the other hand, you want to see your lover's embarrassment. So as soon as my little sister entered the bridal chamber, she ordered the maid to close the door in purples and sang a couplet. Please swim less:
"East wing, west wing, old house newcomers enter the bridal chamber, best man for life."
Qin Shaoyou was deeply moved by little sister's infatuation with herself, and could not help but blurt out:
"Go to school in the south, go to school in the north, try to teach imperial academy in primary school, and then marry the bride."
Little sister heard about Shao You's first couplet and knew that there were no difficult lovers, so she opened the door in person, told Shao You to sit down, and purples closed the door and quietly left. Shao You raised his glass and tried to hand it to his sister. Her sister gently opened her mouth and said, "Qin Lang has to hook me up if she wants to hand it over. I wonder if he wants to? "
Shaoyou knows your little sister's temperament. She has this intention, so she is right. Then stand up and say "Yes":
"Please send your little sister out."
"After three rounds of wine, raise a glass and drink together, and the cups are all in the air."
This may make it difficult for you to swim less. This couplet is intended to talk about wine, but it is actually a metaphor for love. It is wonderful to care about meeting. If this is linked, it is not only necessary, but also in line with this situation. It is wrong to swim less and meditate for a long time. Little sister saw that he was silent and didn't bother him. She just tapped her finger on the table. Little, looking at the dishes on the table, I suddenly realized that I will be right there:
"The dishes are delicious, beautiful in shape and color, and beautiful in heart."
Traveling less is a metaphor for people, and praise is not revealing. I was so ashamed that my little sister put out her arm, covered her face with her sleeves and drank this refreshing toast.
When Hong Yan withdrew the banquet, it was already the middle of the month. Little sister, look at each other, in heaven. Little sister said shyly, "shake hands with Lang in front of the red curtain. If you want to sleep together, you should get together. "
Little Travel knows that there are only three things, not to mention that the couplets have been done, and a sense of heroism suddenly arises: "Thank you, little sister."
"Little sister is small, small hands, small feet and small mouth, small but not stingy, you should be careful."
Miss Jie spit out eight "small" words in one breath, being alert and praising herself, showing little pride, and frowning when she swam less. He paced back and forth, unable to sing, and could not help feeling anxious. When my little sister saw the drums beating in the middle of the night, the moon moved to the west wing, and she felt guilty. She just looked at Shaoyou with warm eyes. Xiaoyou saw my little sister couldn't help but look at herself, looking amorous and shy, and couldn't help but be tempted, thinking casually:
"Less travel and young age, few families, few rooms and few wives, rare and rare, willing to marry a girl."
My little sister savored the couplets carefully and felt that Shaoyou had clearly expressed her determination to marry herself. She also said that this is rare in the world. She was not caught in a man's ambition, so she was very happy, so she put out the candle, relaxed her account and achieved an eternal marriage.
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after marriage
It is said that shortly after the wedding, Su Xiaomei made a pilgrimage to the temple and made a wish. The monk is familiar with Sue's brother and sister. At this time, the monk deliberately asked Su Xiaomei: "How does it feel to be newly married?" Su Xiaomei just smiled, but he waved the number with a pen and paper, then put the note on the clock and said to the monk, "If I want to know, I will know." The monk had to put his bald head in the clock and saw on the paper: "This is it." Happy with Qin Shaoyou laughed.
Qin Shaoyou once "won a brothel with her fickleness and fame" in geisha, and she has various ways to arouse women's enthusiasm.
Qin Shaoyou can write lyrics, and his lyrics are good at expressing sentimental feelings through beautiful scenery and endless tones. Lyrics are like people, and Qin Shaoyou's temperament is deeply loved by Su Xiaomei. Unfortunately, he is jealous of his fate. Su Xiaomei died only a few years after her marriage. At that time, Qin Shaoyou was an official, frustrated politically and exiled. Hearing the news, he sadly wrote a poem "Chitose":
"Outside the water, the spring wall is cold, the shadows are chaotic, and the sound of the moon is broken. Drift and hydrophobic helmet, leave and take off the outer belt. Missing day after day, body and mind have been burned to ashes. Recall yesterday's Xichi Club, Qi Fei Seagull, and join hands. Who is here today? Ah, the boat revolves around the sun and the moon, and the dream is broken, only the bronze mirror, and the rosy face is gone. Spring has gone, flying red like the sea. "
Later, I married a woman named Xu, the latter.