Guan Hua is my college roommate. It is said that he is a veteran player in the spare tire industry. But behind every spare tire, there must be a goddess-like figure.

in the third grade, Guan Hua liked a girl, which was blatant and earth-shattering. At that time, there was a popular saying in the school: whoever catches up with Luo Xixi in Class Two is the shoulder of the boys. Guan Hua doesn't like Luo Xixi, but he wants to be a powerful man.

awesome, in the eyes of Guan Hua, who was immature at that time, it was that fighting was invincible. However, contrary to expectations, many times Guanhua found someone to fight one-on-one, all of which ended in failure. Guan Hua, who has been defeated repeatedly, is still not discouraged and has been struggling to become the most powerful man.

At last, this opportunity appeared, and there was no need to use force, so Guan Hua, who didn't even know what love was, decided to bet with a group of boys that if I caught up with Xixi within a month, you would worship me as the boss.

Xixi and Guan Hua are not in the same class. Guan Hua's way of chasing Xixi is simple and rude. Every time after class, he blocks up in front of Xixi's classroom and says to Xixi, "Luo Xixi, be my girlfriend!" Guan Hua's tone of saying "be my girlfriend" is not like doubt, but there is a feeling that "I came to inform you, not to discuss with you". Seeing so many people around them, Xixi was embarrassed, wronged and angry. He pushed Guanhua away and cried as he walked.

Guan Hua looked innocent: "If you are my girlfriend, I will be the shoulder of the school, so I can protect you." Guan Hua said as he followed Xixi, and happened to meet the head teacher at the corner. Before Guanhua could react, Xixi pointed to Guanhua and said to the teacher, "Tell the teacher that he wants me to be his girlfriend, but if I don't agree, he will always follow me."

As a result, Guan Hua was taken to the office by the teacher and severely criticized, and was punished for copying "Let's paddle" for 5 times, so that Guan Hua felt sick when he heard this song later.

from then on, Guan Hua became famous throughout the school for chasing Xixi.

Guan Hua every cloud has a silver lining, in the last three years of primary school, was in the same class as Xixi, and their relationship began to improve, and finally he became Xixi's personal bodyguard. By the sixth grade, Xixi became more and more beautiful and her figure began to show, and the boys who chased her gradually rose to double digits, not including those who were eager to move and those who were timid.

Guan Hua grew stronger and stronger, and willingly followed Xixi, just like a personal bodyguard next to the princess, but not Prince Charming. Guanhua offended a large group of people, and the boys who chased Xixi formed an alliance, and they would beat Guanhua every day when they caught the opportunity. Although Guan Hua was fierce, he was weak and was beaten black and blue every time.

guanhua began to recruit. Guan Hua has no money, but he needs someone to help him, so he has to spread the word that as long as he is in an alliance with me, he can be Xixi's bodyguard and accompany Xixi to and from school. Soon after the news came out, more than half of the enemy defected into Guanhua's account, and with some eager movers, Guanhua became a veritable boss.

There is also a girl named Cheng Shuang who invested in Guanhua's account. Cheng Shuang is in the same class as Xixi, just like Guanhua.

Guan Hua said to Cheng Shuang, "What are you doing here?"

Cheng Shuang said, "Xixi is my good friend, and I will protect her."

Guan Hua said, "Then you are responsible for accompanying Xixi to the toilet."

Cheng Shuang said, "Good."

After graduating from primary school, the league disintegrated. Fortunately, in junior high school, Guan Hua and Xixi were still in the same class, and of course, Cheng Shuang, the girl who accompanied Xixi to the toilet.

Xixi got good grades, and she was in the top of the school in every exam. Guanhua followed closely. Cheng Shuang always comes at the bottom of the class. Guan Hua said, "Cheng Shuang, do you have an IQ problem? You see, the three of us are together every day, and you don't live up to expectations. "

Cheng Shuang said, "I'm not good at science. Please teach me!"

Guan Hua said, "I don't have time. I'm going to accompany Xixi to the Internet cafe to play a fantasy westward journey after school. Are you going or not? "

Cheng Shuang said, "I'm not going. I want to do my homework. "

Guan Hua said, "We all finish our homework."

Cheng Shuang said, "I am slow in doing my homework."

Guan Hua said, "Then write slowly, and we'll go."

Xixi plays online games, which is a must after school every day, so her grades are still among the best. God is really unfair. Good-looking, you don't have to work hard to get good grades, and there are so many people sheltering her from the wind and rain. It seems that all the benefits have been given to Rosie.

how unfair!

Guan Hua said: "The polarization in this world is too serious. The good and the bad are worlds apart, just like Xixi and Cheng Shuang." Of course, Guanhua didn't say this sentence in front of Cheng Shuang. But this sentence still reached Cheng Shuang's ears. Cheng Shuang ran to Guanhua, picked up a stack of books and threw them at Guanhua, swearing, "Apologize to me!"

Guan Hua lost his soul, and then said dully, "Why are you apologizing?"

Cheng Shuang began to cry: "You know it."

Guan Hua knew he was wrong and said, "I'm just kidding. You are very good-looking." Cheng Shuang smiled through tears and said, "It's not as good as your Xixi."

Although Cheng Shuang's grades are not good and she is not as good as Xixi's, she still belongs to the cute type of cherry maruko. In the sixth grade of primary school, a boy from the same camp originally chased Xixi, but later he saw that the competitive pressure was too great, so he changed to chase Cheng Shuang. Without further ado, Cheng Shuang reported to the teacher and asked the boy to invite his parents. Later, no boy dared to provoke Cheng Shuang.

Guan Hua is the only one who favors and is arrogant.

But Guan Hua always takes it for granted. He thinks he is Xixi's minion and Cheng Shuang is his minion. He thinks he should be kind to Xixi, and naturally Cheng Shuang should indulge him. Like the above situation, it was the first time that Cheng Shuang gave Guanhua a look, and Guanhua was obviously a little uncomfortable. Guan Hua said to Xixi, "Cheng Shuang had her period today, and she came to scold me early this morning."

Xixi said, "Cheng Shuang likes you."

Guan Hua panicked: "Impossible. We are good buddies. "

Xixi said, "You are wood."

Guan Hua said, "I am not a wood. I like you. "

Xixi said, "I like your size, but you want to be the boss again?"

Guan Hua said, "I am the boss now."

Xixi said, "You are not afraid of anyone?"

Guan Hua said, "I'm not afraid of anyone but the head teacher."

Xixi said, "Look, Cheng Shuang is coming."

Guan Hua panicked.

in the third grade, Xixi made a boyfriend. My boyfriend met in an Internet cafe. He is a high school student, like a gangster. Guan Hua said that there are two kinds of gangsters in the world: one is like him and Xixi, who have good academic performance but are bohemian; There is also a pure gangster, the kind that breaks the jar and falls. Guan Hua looked down on Xixi's boyfriend, but because of Xixi, he was embarrassed to say that he still went to the Internet cafe with Xixi after school every day.

Then Xixi plays games with high school students, while Guanhua plays alone. Xixi kissed high school students, and Guanhua went to the toilet. As long as they kiss, Guan Hua goes to the toilet.

The senior high school student said, "Do you have a problem?"

Guan Hua was angry: "Going to the toilet is in your way!"

High school students want to beat Guan Hua, but Xixi won't let them. High school students forget about it, and Guan Hua's tightly clenched fist is loosened. Since then, Xixi and high school students have not kissed in front of Guan Hua.

Guan Hua said to Xixi, "He doesn't deserve you."

Xixi said, "He is handsome."

Guan Hua said, "He is a gangster."

Xixi said, "We are gangsters, too."

Guan Hua said, "We got good grades."

Xixi said, "I don't like those with good grades."

Guan Hua said, "Whatever!"

Cheng Shuang watched them quarrel, so it was hard to go forward. When Guan Hua is angry.

Cheng Shuang said to Xixi, "Guanhua is for your own good."

Xixi said, "I know."

Cheng Shuang said, "Are you still like this?"

Xixi said, "I like that high school student."

Cheng Shuang said, "Keguanhua likes you."

Xixi said, "I don't like him. I know you like him."

Cheng Shuang is shy and stops talking.

After graduating from junior high school, Xixi and Guanhua were admitted to provincial key schools, while Cheng Shuang could only attend ordinary high schools. Xixi broke up with high school students. Guanhua is still with Xixi. Xixi just entered high school and was immediately named the school beauty. Guan Hua pointed to the boys around him and said to Xixi, "A group of perverts, their eyes are almost falling out."

Xixi didn't speak, her eyes were fixed on the front, her long hair was floating, and she looked like a goddess of coldness. In high school for three years, Guan Hua worked as a cow and horse for Xixi. Guanhua and Xixi are not in the same class. Guanhua is on the first floor and Xixi is on the fourth floor. Xixi doesn't like going downstairs to eat at night, and Guanhua helps her cook in the canteen every day. The school didn't allow students to take their meals out of the canteen, so Guan Hua hid the lunch box in his clothes and took it out of the canteen, then ran to the teaching area, climbed to the fourth floor and sent it to Xixi.

When Xixi wants to eat stinky tofu, Guanhua pretends to be ill, and asks the class teacher for a leave saying that he is going out to buy medicine. In fact, he runs to the door of a community several kilometers away to buy the local stinky tofu, and then delivers it to Xixi.

In the second year of high school, Xixi fell in love with the school grass. School grass is a sports student, who runs fast, jumps high and is handsome. He is the man of the hour in the school.

the key is to learn from school grass. Better than guanhua.

Guan Hua said to Xixi, "Your boyfriend is awesome, much better than the first one."

Xixi said, "Cheng Shuang called me yesterday and asked if you had a girlfriend. Did she call you? "

Guan Hua said, "Why does she ask you this? She won't call me directly. She is so ungrateful."

Xixi said, "She is shy."

Guan Hua said, "I'm not interested in her."

Xixi said, "I have a boyfriend now, so don't cook for me in the future."

Guan Hua said, "Good!"

there is a loss in the tone, and the tone is obviously reduced. Guanhua no longer follows Xixi, because the school is strict and there are many homework, so there is not much time to find Xixi. Besides, Xixi's spare time is occupied by the school grass.

Until one night before self-study, Xixi came to the class to find Guan Hua. Xixi stood at the door, looking in a trance. Guanhua immediately went out and asked Xixi what happened. Sissy said she was dumped. Guanhua ran away without saying anything.

The next day, Guan Hua of Class X in informed criticism, the school, stayed in school for a month for probation because of intentional beating. It turned out that Guan Hua rushed to the school grass class and grabbed the school grass by the collar and was beaten up. As a result, when people around the school grass came to their senses, Guan Hua was beaten up by a group of people. The law does not blame the public, and the school grass and others have not been punished for self-defense. Guan Hua became the most unlucky person.

but Guan Hua is happy, because Xixi goes downstairs to find him and go to the canteen for dinner every night. Every cloud has a silver lining, Guanhua, has long forgotten to take revenge on the school grass. In this way, Guanhua walked through the college entrance examination with Xixi. After the college entrance examination, Xixi was admitted to a normal university in Beijing. Guan Hua played badly, took two exams and decided to repeat. At the same time, Cheng Shuang High School worked hard for three years and was admitted to a language school in Beijing.

It's hard to go back to school. Fortunately, Xixi called him from time to time to cheer him up and enjoy himself. After the second year's results, all three volunteers reported to schools in Beijing. The first choice was Xixi's school, but Guanhua didn't make it. He went to the second choice, a geological school in Beijing, which is opposite the university in Cheng Shuang. Cheng Shuang was very happy to know, so he called Guanhua, and the phone was busy.

Guan Hua is calling Xixi and saying, "Fortunately, my school is not far from yours. It's all in Haidian District. I'll come to have dinner with you later."

Xixi said, "I'd better go to see you. You are close to Cheng Shuang, so it's more convenient for me to go to your place. Besides, you are close to Wudaokou, and you have a lot of food and play. I often went there with my boyfriend in my freshman year."

Guan Hua was speechless: "Do you have a boyfriend again?" Xixi said, "Yes, my college classmate is from a college. He is my senior and the president of our college student union." Guan Hua thought, I have long heard that seniors are quick to start, but I didn't expect to start hard enough to conquer Xixi. He hung up the phone and Cheng Shuang called here.

Guan Hua answers the phone: "What's up?"

Cheng Shuang is cheerful: "Do you know that I am opposite your school?"

Guan Hua said, "I know. Xixi said to come and play with us in the future."

Cheng Shuang said, "I'm your senior. You can ask your senior if you can't."

Guan Hua said, "Wait until Beijing."

When the freshmen started school, Guan Hua came to Beijing, and both Xixi and Cheng Shuang went to the station to meet Guan Hua.

when Guan Hua appeared in our dormitory, he was shocked by the other eight people in our dormitory, because we were all gifts from our parents. Guan Hua was followed by two beautiful women, one was Kawaii, and the other was Goddess Fan. Look at him, like a wood, not handsome and not tall. Is he a rich second generation?

Later, we learned that the rich second generation in our dormitory was someone else, not Guan Hua. But we are not interested in whether Guanhua is a rich second generation. We are only interested in those two girls. I went to the upper bunk school and love rat said that I wanted the Kawaii type, but he said he couldn't hold the goddess.

We laughed at him: "You can't hold that Kawaii."

I like Goddess Fan, but Guan Hua told me that she had a boyfriend. I was disappointed, so I took them to drink together that day. Guan Hua drank too much that day and called the goddess. We all stopped to listen to him saying, "Xixi, you know that I like you, and I know that you only treat me as a good friend, but I like you. I really can't convince myself not to like you. I like nobody but you. "

we don't know what was said on the other end of the phone. I only know that Guanhua quickly hung up the phone and continued to drink. If you drink too much, you have to go to the bathroom. Guan Hua stumbled to go to the toilet.

soon the telephone rang. Learn from love rat to help Guanhua answer the phone, press speakerphone, and only listen to the other party say, "Hello, Guanhua."

"I'm his roommate, and you are Xixi?"

"No, I'm Cheng Shuang, the ugly freshman who visited your dormitory on the first day of school." When learning from love rat turned out to be his favorite goal, he immediately said, "You look good. Who said you don't look good?"

"thank you. What about Guanhua? I have something to ask him. "

"He went to the toilet, and we were eating skewers in Chengdu."

"Oh, I'll hang up first."

"ok, bye."

"bye."

When Guan Hua came back from the toilet, we told him about it. He said, "Cheng Shuang will be here in five minutes."

Sure enough, just as the words were finished, Cheng Shuang came. Since then, Cheng Shuang has been a guest at every dinner in our dormitory. Of course, Guanhua didn't call me, but called me like love rat. Once we had dinner together, we played truth or dare. Cheng Shuang lost, accepted the punishment, and Cheng Shuang chose the truth. Learn from love rat and ask, "Do you have a boy you like?"

Cheng Shuang answered neatly, and immediately broke the idea of learning from love rat: "I like Guanhua. It's estimated that it has been eight or nine years, and he likes Xixi."

Guan Hua's face was immediately as red as a monkey's ass. We laughed at him for not drinking, that's all. Keep playing, Cheng Shuang lost again. Cheng Shuang chose a big adventure this time. Our brothers all want her to kiss Guan Hua. Guanhua refused.