Part 1 of a self-deprecating copywriting piece by a person who is drunk late at night 1. If my face can be considered a mixed-race person, it is at most a mixed-race person from Vietnam and Cambodia.

2. My life can be summed up in nine words: Do whatever you want with your salary, and you will be cool when your salary is exhausted.

3. My eyes are not as "electric" as Tony Leung, my figure is not as good as Aaron Kwok, and I am not as handsome as Andy Lau, but my smile is more sinister than them.

Because I am a boring man.

4. Anyone can become vicious, as long as you have tried what is called jealousy.

5. You cannot hang yourself from a tree. You should try to hang yourself from several nearby trees several times.

6. Should I blame myself or should I be sad?

I deserve it!

7. One of the things I fear most is watching the person I love fall in love with someone else.

8. You have the nerve to lie to me, how can I have the nerve not to believe you? 9. A city that is too dazzling is not suitable for stargazing, just like your heart is not suitable for talking about stability.

10. If the end is coming soon, I hope to be with you at the last second.

11. In the process of practicing dancing, every experience is unforgettable, full of blood and tears, broken muscles and bones, too many to describe!

12. The origin of being single: I used to like someone; now I like someone.

13. Who says being single is not good? Sincerity is precious and freedom is more valuable. If you die single, you can throw away both.

15. In the card game of life, God is the one who deals the cards, but it is ourselves who play the cards.

16. I hope you won’t be like the wind that makes all kinds of waves here, but then follows the clouds and goes far away.

17. You are confused, but you pretend to be great.

18. Is it really happy?

Ha... 19. Japanese women ruined Chinese men, and Korean men ruined Chinese women.

How insightful this sentence is.

20. Before I got married, I was like a free bird.

And now it's a chained dog!

21. I love love, and embarrassment is in my heart. I am so corrupt.

22. Every time you scroll through his Weibo, you try to find out all about his past. You are not jealous, you are just sad. There is a deep feeling that he has never given you. 23. I just love to blame myself too much. This mistake is like a stone.

In my heart, I couldn't digest it. As a victim, I already so sincerely hope to obtain forgiveness and reconciliation. Why should I be so indifferent?

Can one thing really overthrow all your efforts? When and how can you let go of this stone in your heart?

24. Don’t blame the dog for following you if you look like a bun!

Part 2 of a copywriting written by a person who wants to laugh at himself when he is drunk late at night 25. You are indifferent and indifferent. I am really sad and feel sorry for myself.

26. I have become an old man after half my life, and my independent study is howling in the evening breeze.

The pearls under the pen are nowhere to be sold, so they are thrown into the wild vines.

27. I thought I had always been so lonely because I didn’t like to stay, but later I discovered that it was actually because I had never been firmly chosen by anyone.

28. I am the only one left between the two of you. If memories were an expression, I would keep missing you as a secret.

29. My heart is full of sunshine, and wherever the sunshine shines there is desolation.

30. I feel like I have drunk too much wine and still have the sadness of an eighteen-year-old.

——Li Zhi's "Pencil" 31. Later, as long as there is someone who is even remotely similar to you, I want to do my best to be good to him.

32. When you hide in a small building, you dominate the world. No one cares what you like to write. Let it let the coldness of the world outside, let it let the rain, snow, wind and frost, it has nothing to do with me!

33. People I like don’t like me, and people I don’t like don’t like me even more.

34. We have good facial features, but the only drawback is that when we open our mouth, our face is full of wrinkles, and when we close our mouth, our face is full of teeth (acne).

35. We use emotions to bring us closer, but we use comparison to create distance. It’s like a merry-go-round, chasing each other but never getting closer. What’s the point of winning or losing?

36. The greatest shame and distress is when you cannot well defend everything you love and live for.

37. If you fall in love, you will be sad and tearful every day, and you will be unhappy.

You have to stop and ask yourself, have you found a partner or an onion?

38. I don’t even have a life anymore, where can my love life come from? 39. You say I’m ugly, but I’m telling you, I’m already talented. Why do you think this is?

40. Frequently blame yourself and regret endlessly. And regret for doing something wrong is also caused by poor planning and delay in thinking about it. In fact, regret is not necessarily a bad thing.