Author of [Comprehensive Britain and America] Villains Part-time Superheroes: Absolutely morbid.

After the death of a former mercenary, he was inexplicably tied to two strange systems, one demanding that he become a superhero and the other demanding that he become a super villain. When the two sides were arguing over the arrangement of the former mercenary's time, the former mercenary said, "Wouldn't it be nice to have one day and one night?"