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How do chefs in carts say jokes?

1. Chef, you are as diligent as a swallow, building a temple of gourmet food with fresh food.

You are as cute as an angel, guiding all living beings to the paradise of delicious food.

Men like to conquer the world, women like to conquer men, and chefs like to conquer humans.

World Chefs Day, when delving into cooking.

I wish you realize your ideals and conquer your gastrointestinal tract!

2. The absence of bamboo makes people vulgar, and the absence of meat makes people thin.

Nice and not too thin, braised pork with bamboo shoots.

3. Four chefs were playing mahjong. Suddenly there was a fire outside the door, but they didn't notice it.

4. Halfway through watching a movie in a cinema, the cinema screen turned black. Everyone was puzzled and started talking about it.

A buddy suddenly shouted excitedly: Who is that in the front row? Move your mouse!

5. Cabbage, green salt and brown rice, earthenware pot of Tianshui chrysanthemum tea.

6. If you can take Huang Rong as your senior sister, I will definitely make Twenty-Four Bridges for you on a moonlit night.

If you can take Hong Qigong as your master, I will definitely be a beggar chicken for you.

However, I had no ambition to be a chef, but I graduated from New Oriental.

I have no choice but to make braised eggplant for you. I hope you can taste it happily.

World Chefs Day on October 20th, I wish you happiness and delicious food every day!

7. Whether the food is good or not depends entirely on a knife.

A good potato can be cut into shreds if you want, or cut into strips if you want.

Whether the dish tastes good or not depends on the heat.

Tomatoes make tomatoes taste, potatoes make potatoes taste, no condiments are needed.

On World Chefs Day, cook the original taste of food with your heart, eat happily, and eat healthily!

8. Once, a boy named Wei called his girlfriend. His mother-in-law answered the phone and asked: What is your last name, boy? Boy: Auntie, my surname is Wei. Mother-in-law: What is Wei? Boy: Auntie, I don’t know why, I

My surname was Wei when I was born, and my mother-in-law said...

9. There are many kinds of delicious food, and customers have countless praises after tasting them.

It has a full taste of sour, sweet, bitter and spicy, and all the flavors of life are included in it.

10. This dish is full of colors and makes my mouth water.

Looking at the other dishes, I was dazzled.

11. The roasted sweet potatoes are burnt and covered with grass ash. Take a sniff and the fragrant smell will immediately enter your internal organs and make your mouth water.

12. No matter how others are, they are still dark food, but I am a black hole food.

13. Father and son watch TV together.

My father said: Those African refugees don’t have enough food to eat. They are so thin and pitiful!

The son didn’t take it seriously: Liar!

How can they have money to perm their hair when they don’t have food to eat?

14. Meals are easy to prepare, but delicious food is difficult to prepare; the kitchen is easy to enter, but it is difficult to be a chef.

You can’t be a chef without hard work, and you can’t cook delicious food without sweat.

On World Chefs Day, I would like to express my heartfelt blessings and thanks to the chefs who are busy among the pots and pans.

15. Nostalgia is the longing for the sense of taste. No matter how many years a person has traveled abroad, even if his accent has changed, he still has infinite thoughts about the food of his hometown.

16. Huangpu eggs from Hong Kong Pinyuan Food, and seafood tofu curd from Tianjin Wei Laomi Restaurant.

17. Under the pot and spoon, the universe is vast. Beside the stove, the sun and the moon are long. Food is the most important thing for people. There is a delicious cooking room.

A ray of fire brings happiness; a pair of hands brings out delicious food.

On World Chefs Day, may you cook delicious dishes and enjoy happiness in the world!

18. The palm of your hand directs the frying spoon, and the delicious food dances and sings praises.

19. On World Chefs Day, I give you a happy pot to cook delicious food with a smile; I give you a good luck spoon to turn over Pingyangguan Avenue; I give you a fire of success to ignite a prosperous family business; I give you a sincere word, I wish you

Happy life!

20. I saw Polaris crying in the night sky. I asked Polaris why it was crying. Polaris said: Alas, the little stars nowadays are more and more hyped up. I am afraid that my honor as a compass at night will not last long!

21. Delicious food is the fruit of hard work, delicious food is the crystallization of sweat, and cooking is the hype of a master.

22. That day, our head chef and the boss went to taste food. The boss was driving his car. Suddenly a dog rushed out from the corner and was about to hit him. The boss suddenly braked and stopped. Unexpectedly, the dog also stopped.

23. Roast duck with minced pepper fish head, sweet and sour pork ribs with prawns, boiled pork slices with chicken feet, skewered chicken racks, and fried pork intestines with bean sprouts.

24. How to know if a certain part of the body is diseased?

When you feel that a part "exists", it means that part is sick.

Some people spend their whole lives trying to prove their existence. The location of their disease should be the brain.

25. On World Chefs Day, I invite the "world's best chef" who has "reached the pinnacle" to cook a "happy" dish for you: good-luck sauced pork, auspicious heart and liver, healthy kidneys, sweet elbows, blessed tendons... After

Cook, boil, roast, stir-fry, braise, and fry to make "summer dishes". Special love to special you. I wish you great happiness!

26. Suddenly I saw my old friend walking in front of me, so I took a few steps forward to hold his hand.

The man turned around in surprise and said with a smile that I am not your friend, so he quickly let go.

Hearing this, I was embarrassed and said to him: You are my friend, the big macaque. I have forgotten your old friend when I have money, and I am ashamed to be friends with you.

The man scratched his head after hearing this, but I ran away as soon as I finished speaking!

27. When the Yangtze River goes around Guo, you will know the beauty of the fish, and when you look at the beautiful bamboo mountains, you will feel the fragrance of bamboo shoots.

28. When I was queuing up to check out at the supermarket, a big fat man behind me stared at my trolley and said, I bought so much food.