In the classroom: five desks and five classmates.
Teacher: Class is over!
Monitor: (Girl) Stand up!
Five people: goodbye, teacher!
Teacher: Goodbye, class! (going out)
Monitor: You play, but you can't make trouble in class. I'll find the class teacher!
Four people: Yes, sir!
Monitor: (Go out)
Four people: (Sit down)
Lin Jie: (The girl yawns a long time) Oh, my God, I'm so sleepy. Go to bed! (falling asleep)
Dai Yu: (Girl, take out the test paper and do it)
Gourmet: (Boy, fatty, take out a convenient bag of snacks, drinks, etc. I only love western food, but I can't have both, so I have enough food! (eat)
Nerd: OK, you robbed the supermarket and returned so much food?
Gourmet: What supermarket did I rob? It's almost a month, and it hasn't cost 800 yuan!
Nerd: Can you study besides eating every day?
Gourmet: Come on, leave me alone. I'm finished. I have to go to bed! Only after a good sleep can you learn and be admitted to the university in the future!
Nerd: (pointing to two people) Still sleeping? Alas, people are taller than the sky, people are lazier than pigs, pigs are more shameful than the sky, and pigs are more shameful than the sky!
Gourmet: What are you talking about, bookworm? Let me know if you are greedy and give you a chicken paw to stop your mouth! (Want to throw)
Nerd: (declining) Well, don't give it to me. I'm afraid of eating pig brain. I'd better write a paper.
Gourmet: OK, OK, future mathematician, I, a future gourmet, don't bother you, you do your paper, I eat my paw-(eat).
Monitor: (coming in with a grade book in his hand) Don't sleep, slacker, get up and get wet!
Nerd: Wow, monitor, did you get the score? Let me see how I look.
Monitor: Nerd, what's your hurry? You are the first. I really convinced you!
Nerd: Of course!
Gourmet: monitor, what about me?
Monitor: You are the first!
Gourmet: No way, isn't nerd the first?
Monitor: He is the first in the class and you are the first in the grade group.
Gourmet: Is it true? The sun rises in the west?
Monitor: Of course, countdown!
Gourmet: Oh, ah, countdown?
Lin Jie: What do you think? You only eat and sleep all day, and pigs will feel sick when they see you. How nice to be last!
Gourmet: You! Ok, let's count down, as long as it is the first place, it is not easy. This is also the result of my painstaking efforts.
Dai Yu: Let me see the list! (From the monitor) (Four people looked at the list and counted)
Gourmet: (picks up the phone) Hey, hey! Hello, mom!
Mommy: (with a mobile phone in one hand and steamed bread and green onions in the other. Hey, did you take the exam?
Gourmet: Ah, I passed the exam!
Mommy: How was the exam?
Gourmet: Mommy, I did well in the exam!
Four people: (making faces) Oh-
Gourmet: (grimacing) Go! What? Ah, math? That monitor, how much do I do in math? (Cover the phone) Keep your voice down-
Monitor: 19 points-
Food: 19-
Mommy: What? 19!
Gourmet: Oh-yes, 19 people took the exam, and I took 9 1! Ah, yes, progress, progress, teachers say I have made great progress! (Bite the chicken's paw hard)
Mommy: Hey, good boy, it's really mommy's big baby! (Bite the steamed bread hard, rub the onion on your pants twice and take a bite)
Four people: (looking at the gourmet) Wow, how dare you make that up!
Mommy: How about Chinese food?
Gourmet: monitor, what about Chinese?
Monitor: Chinese-(look at the list) Chinese 32 points!
Gourmet: Mommy, 92 points in Chinese!
Four people: (looking at each other) Huh? !
Mommy: What, what, what about foreign languages!
Gourmet: What foreign language? That's English!
Mommy: What kind of English is that? Come on, what's the score?
Gourmet: Monitor, how is my English?
Monitor: English 12!
Food: (covering the phone) Oh, monitor, you are my aunt. Will you stop hitting me? Mommy English 1 12!
Mommy: What? Why so little? I thought you were 58 years old!
Gourmet: Mommy, it's 1 12!
Mommy: I know, it's too little. The next one must exceed 60 points!
Gourmet: Mm-hmm. Well, 60 is 60! Mom, you are really the best mother in the world!
Mommy: Son, don't fill your mother with ecstasy soup. Come on, what do you want?
Gourmet: Mommy, you are really worried about me. You say you are so young and beautiful, why are you so forgetful?
Mommy: What did I forget?
Gourmet: Didn't you say that I won a prize for improving my exam results this time? Do you really forget!
Four people: Wow, your boy is black enough!
Gourmet: Don't interrupt. My mother is rich. What flowers will she give me?
Lin Jie: But your grades are fake!
Gourmet: Don't talk about me, you often sleep, too!
Lin Jie: But I got good grades! I'm tired of studying,
Gourmet: I am also a student with learning difficulties. You too!
Dai Yu: It's too noisy. People can't learn well.
Mommy: Son, how many points have you improved?
Gourmet: six subjects plus one piece increases by 250! Mom, you should reward me 500 yuan!
Mom: but son, mom doesn't have that much money? Now Mommy has 70 yuan money, which was earned by working all day yesterday!
Gourmet: Too young for mommy. Other children's pocket money is more than mine. I'm in the learning stage now. The doctor said that we should take more supplements to replenish our brains in order to study hard, but that's too expensive, mom. A box costs thousands of dollars. I can't afford it. I just eat some snacks and buy some study materials. Mom, in Class Two, Grade Nine, I spend the least money!
Dai Yu: Wow, I'm so touched. This is bullshit!
Mom: Come on, son, don't say anything. Mom will give you all the money! (Hang up the phone) My son is promising, my son has made progress, and my son knows that he has studied! Isn't it money? But where can we make money here? Where are you going? -Ah, yes, just selling some blood! Yes! Sell blood! (below)
Gourmet: Look, I'm going to get the money again!
Nerd: Big Brother, I really admire your shameless spirit.
Dai Yu: Pongo, I really admire your ruthlessness, especially your mother!
Lin Jie: This is the real hero, the heroic spirit of putting righteousness above family loyalty!
Monitor: It seems that your family is really rich. Learn more when you have time. Don't lie to your mother!
Gourmet: What's wrong with me? I didn't cheat you out of money!
Mommy: (staggers up to bite the steamed bread) This man's blood is very valuable. He sold 800 yuan for two generations. Doctors also talk nonsense to make up for it. What can I make up for? Just eat two steamed buns. I have to send money to my son quickly! (Running out of the window, about to go in)
Nerd: Fatty, you passed the whole school exam. Finally, you should stop lying to your mother. Your brain is broken. It's time to eat less snacks and study more!
Gourmet: worry about eating radish!
Mommy: (to herself) What, the whole school is last!
Monitor: The nerd is right, fatty. Your family's money didn't come from the strong wind. Save it and learn more when you are free!
Lin Jie: I said fatty, save your snacks, keep a low profile and don't eat your parents like enemies! Don't forget, your grades are sorry for your parents! If I were your parents, I would kick you!
Gourmet: That's enough. Don't come at me. I am willing to take the exam. I want my mother's money, but it's not yours. The railway police hijacked the plane-it's none of your business! Don't blame me for talking again! (fierce)
Lin Jie: You're welcome. What else can I do? (dissatisfied)
Mommy: (rushing in) Son, is your grade fake?
Gourmet: Mom, what are you doing here?
Mommy: I'll send you money. I made money!
Gourmet Jun: Really? Give it to me!
Lin Jie: Aunt, don't give him money yet. You will be cheated by him. Look, (takes out the food bag) This is your son's. He knows how to eat well in one day and doesn't study at all!
Dai Yu: Yes, Aunt, his grades are fake, too. Look, this is the report card!
Mommy: (looking at the report card) Son, you, you, I'll sell you blood. So you really lied to me. You really piss me off! I am so angry! -(fainting)
Monitor: Take Aunt to the hospital quickly!
Four people: hey (holding mom down)
Gourmet: Ah, mom-mom-you can't die. If you die, who will send me money? (Chasing down)