I believe that in the impression of many people, CCTV programs give people a more serious and solemn feeling, especially the live news programs. However, in recent years, careful netizens have discovered that there is a "rhyming maniac" hidden among CCTV hosts-Zhu Guangquan, and a large number of "single bets" and "double rhymes" are just a freestyle, which makes people laugh.

Next, let's take a look at the highlights of the wonderful jokes of this CCTV player ~

I suggest that you can read the voice, so that you can rap by yourself ~

The first joke

"If you get some sunshine, you will sweat, then you will be flooded when you go out in this weather, and there will be heavy fish and wild geese as your companions, with charcoal on the top and charcoal on the bottom, so you don't have to. You don't need to cut it, slice it, wrap it in pleats, and chop the stuffing. Your sweat comes with salted eggs. You are a traditional famous dish that walks together. It is just a takeaway, but it tastes a little strange. Remind everyone: beware of heatstroke, cool down and protect yourself from the sun. "

paragraph 2

"Next, let's go with you to find the delicious food in China International Import Expo(CIIE). What can we taste? What Bavarian sausage, German curry sausage, salami hot dog sausage, cod sausage produced in Korea, fragrant rice in Thailand, lobster in Australia, mutton in New Zealand, Leba in Russia "

" There are also cheese, red wine, ice cream, chicken, abalone, king crab, wild mushrooms and oatmeal cookies chocolate; Italian mineral water, Grugia sparkling water, and Spanish ham are all drooling, and they can't eat their mouths for a while. When the heat is enough, they are beautiful and don't regret their eye addiction. "

This musician not only has strong creative inspiration in food or temperature, but also shows it incisively and vividly in the reporting of sports events.

Duan Zisan

"Last night and this morning, the first round of the group stage of the World Cup in Russia ended, and all the top 32 players appeared. The key word of the first round was cold. Regardless of the result of the game, the top scorer was actually five own goals. It can be described as: 811 players run north slope, players run side by side north, defenders are afraid to touch forwards, and forwards look for the feet of defenders. "

" It is worth mentioning that in the match between Spain and Iran, the Iranian team put on a 641 defensive formation, like a bus stopping in front of its own door, and almost eleven people were standing in the restricted area. That formation is called a demon spirit. Spain said: Can I call the police? Anyway, Iran just wanted to draw the opponent, but Spain didn't get a hollow reputation. It frequently created dangerous situations in Iran's restricted area, which caused the opponent's own goal and broke through Iran's camp. In the end, it narrowly won a one-to-zero, tied with Portugal for the first place in the group, and the qualifying situation turned cloudy and sunny. “