A humorous food declaration can be written like this:

1. Love can be discussed slowly, but meat must be eaten while it is hot.

2. The only thing in this life that I can hold but cannot put down is chopsticks.

3. My dream is to live in Shijiazhuang, where there will be a total eclipse every day and dishes will be served every night.

4. One day, your sweetheart will find you wearing a potato pancake, marshmallows on his feet, and a barbecued chicken leg in his hand. You have to wait.

5. Live up to the exquisiteness of delicious food in the best time.

6. My dream is to live in a restaurant with delicious food every day and endless dishes every night.

7. If you don’t make the money from the catwalk, why do you have to suffer like a supermodel?

8. The original will eventually boil the edge of life into the gentlest soup.

9. One day, your sweetheart will find you wearing a potato pancake, marshmallows on his feet, and a barbecued chicken leg in his hand. You have to wait.

10. Once upon a time, it was difficult to find water in the sea, but fish-flavored shredded pork with chicken legs.